Chapter 668 Otaku Goddess

Sharon Carter and six rookie S.H.I.E.L.D. agents stayed behind the rostrum set up in the stadium.

There is a mountain of "Christmas wishes" piled up here, and they need to pack them into categories according to the items on the "wish list".

The worst thing is that each package needs to be tied with a beautiful bow, and a nice blessing must be written, and it must not be repeated. This is a requirement from a vice principal who is "anxious for public service and loves justice."

This is a kind greeting from a good man who was kicked out of his house for being "not womanly".

Sharon Carter reluctantly tied a beautiful bow on a box wrapped in beautiful colored paper, then picked up a carbon pen and looked at a young agent, waiting for him to come up with a suitable blessing.

The young agent, sweating profusely, used the computer to search for suitable blessings online, but after spending a long time, he still found nothing. In the end, he could only look at Sharon Carter in despair and said: "Sir, I have searched all over the Internet. , I can no longer find it or think of it.

That Nelson just wants to make things difficult for us. This is an impossible task!

Are you really sure you want to stay here? I think that Nelson will eat you alive!

We chose the wrong way to get here! "

Harvey didn't know when he came backstage. He saw the mountains of gifts and some scattered around. He said to Sharon Carter with some dissatisfaction: "How did you graduate from the secret service school with such efficiency?

Even a few ordinary workers can do this kind of thing very well. How long did it take you? 10 hours? 15 hours? "

The young agent who complained before said dissatisfiedly to Harvey: "20 hours, sir, we have spent 20 hours on this.

Since these gifts came here, everyone here seems to have disappeared, and Nelson asked us to repack the gifts and write a fucking blessing.

Sir, I think it's too difficult. It's too difficult to be an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.! "

After hearing this, Harvey picked up a beautifully packaged "Wish Gift Box" and looked at it carefully, then looked at Sharon Carter in disbelief and said: "I know you are not smart, but to be so stupid, I still find it a bit incredible! "

As he spoke, Harvey shook the "Wish Gift Box" in his hand and said in a deep voice: "How long do you think this kind of thing can survive in the hands of those boys? 5 seconds? 10 seconds?"

You have artificially increased the cost of these "wishes" by a large amount, and no one will thank you because no one cares about this!

Who is the teacher who graduated you? He is so irresponsible to you! "

The young agent stared at Harvey with wide eyes and said in disbelief, "But this is something that Vice Principal Nelson told us. What can we do? We~"

Harvey let out a long sigh, looked at the young agent, and said seriously: "You are not employees of this school, why should you obey the orders of a vice principal?

Didn’t you read the information before coming? Nelson's authority was limited to administrative duties within this school.

Shouldn't it be that if someone comes and tells you something, you all have to shake your butts and agree readily? "

The young agent held his head in his hands, looked at the fruits of his previous labor in pain, and said to Nelson: "What should we do now? I want to kill the old man, I haven't slept for almost three days.

I'm an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., not free fucking labor! "

Harvey shook his head, glanced at the mountains of "Wishes" piled on the ground, and said funny: "Then finish the rest, or you can ask Principal Alvin, who is wearing a Santa Claus costume, to hold two kinds of wishes. Different levels of gifts are distributed to those students.

Do you think he thinks you did a great job? "

The young agent looked desperately at the computer in his hand looking for "blessings" and said: "But we can't write anymore ~ ​​we ~"

As he spoke, the young agent looked at Harvey's strange expression and said angrily: "Well, I'm an idiot, no one can read these "blessings" one by one!"

After finishing speaking, the young agent looked at the guys who were as frustrated as him and said sadly: "It's really hard to forget my stupidity!

I think it's time for me to change my job, the secret service doesn't look fucking exciting at all! "

Harvey nodded appreciatively and said with a smile: "Now I think you have a future!

The hardest thing is to recognize yourself. Now that you have taken the first step towards success, hurry up and finish the rest. I will take you out for a drink.

Although you are a little stupid, at least you entered this school today.

There are four senior agents being beaten outside the school right now. Finish what you are doing quickly and I will take you to visit together. This will be the best comfort! "

Alvin turned around irritably and tried to avoid the nagging Stark. This guy had been chattering for more than ten minutes.

"Man, are you still a friend? I need you now! You have to tell me, how am I doing now?

This is my big day, I have never been so nervous in my life~" Stark was like a drowning man who was about to drown, pulling on the last straw and kept asking for help.

Alvin glanced at Nelson, who was already on stage and was about to speak. He glanced at Stark, who had oily hair and a pink face, and said helplessly: "Man, you are very good. Your eyebrows and hair look real. You look better than you now." The "real person" is so handsome! Really!"

Stark touched his fake eyebrows and said with some worry: "Really? Why do I always feel so stupid now? That sissy doesn't seem to be a good makeup artist!"

Alvin ignored Stark's "unconfidence". For a makeup artist facing guns and money, you don't have to worry about his professional ethics at all. Except for the aesthetic problem, that sissy does everything else very well.

He raised his hand to stop Stark from continuing to speak, took out his phone and yelled at the Cartier account manager, and then learned that the delivery boy had already arrived at the community school. He was only delayed at the door and would be there soon. .

Alvin breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Stark with red face and white teeth, frowned, and said: "You are very good now, Pepper will love you to death, and any strong woman will be happy with the way you look now." I’ll hold your hand and walk around the streets.”

While Alvin was speaking, Nelson on the rostrum knew that he was not actually very popular with the students. He quickly ended his short speech and began to take the lead in calling the real protagonist today, "Alvin, Alvin , Alvin~"

Alvin pulled his jacket, shook his neck, took a deep breath, and said to Stark: "Man, today is a big day, don't let anyone down, wait for my signal, you will experience it The most unforgettable day!”

After Alvin finished speaking, he didn't look at the nervous Stark again, put a smile on his face, and strode onto the simple rostrum.

All the teachers and students in the audience are looking forward to this moment. Everyone here likes to listen to their principal's "speech", which will make them feel that they are bathed in hope and confirm that they are not alone!

As Alvin stepped onto the steps at the edge of the rostrum, I don't know who took the lead in changing the slogan. They began to clap rhythmically and shout, "Papa, tomahawk, snap, tomahawk, snap." Snap, battle ax~"

Alvin put his hand into his pocket and pressed the remote control for Ares 3. Then he walked towards Nelson who was smiling, hugged him, and said with a smile: "Okay, old man, thank you for your busy work over the past few years. Without you, the school would not be what it is today.

You look good. At least you can cause trouble for those rookie agents.

come on! We all need you to work for a few more years, and your portrait will be on the school’s honor wall! "

Nelson hugged Alvin with some emotion and said sincerely: "The past few years have been the most glorious moments in my career. I am very happy to watch this school become great with you!

I will work hard to live a few more years. At least I have to live a few more years than that old ruffian Cage! "

As he spoke, Nelson took off his hat and saluted, pointed at the microphone standing on the rostrum, and said with a smile: "Now is your time! Don't let the children wait too long!"

Alvin smiled and nodded, patted Nelson on the shoulder, and walked to the center of the podium with a smile as the students applauded.

When Alvin picked up the microphone and gave a tentative cough, the entire stadium burst into violent cheers.

"You guys seem to love me so much, I'm starting to get a little nervous now! Why my secretary didn't hand me a copy of my speech before I went on stage makes me a little confused!

A guy of my status actually wants to "speak" on his own? "Alvin's self-mockery with a smile caused a burst of laughter.

Olivia in the audience was hanging herself on the extremely strong Sol, and the angry look of the chick-like Jane Foster did not make Olivia flinch at all. As a strong male stamp collector in a community school , Sol is a perfect variety that cannot be missed.

Hearing Alvin's teasing, Olivia touched Sol's thigh, then raised her hands and blew a kiss to Alvin, and nonchalantly invited Sol, "When you have time" You can come and sit in the principal’s office, it has the best coffee in the whole school!”

Saul behaved very gracefully. He nodded to Olivia with Jane Foster's murderous eyes, then looked at Jane Foster's beautiful face, spread his hands and said, "What's wrong? Olivia Via is very enthusiastic. I never knew Alvin’s secretary was so interesting.

She will be the goddess of fat otakus! "