Chapter 680 Only Alvin
Alvin watched in amusement as Eddie suppressed his face until it turned red, but in the end he didn't conjure anything terrible.
Eddie smiled awkwardly at Alvin, poured himself a large glass of whiskey, and muttered as if to himself, "Come out, come out, this is the best way for us to live safely in Hell's Kitchen in the future. Method!"
Alvin couldn't bear to stare at Eddie's embarrassment. He turned to look at Stark, who was chatting passionately with Dr. Banner. This guy seemed to have found his "intimate lover" and chatted with Dr. Banner very well.
Listening to the "hum" of gnashing teeth around him, Alvin said with a smile: "Don't worry, you won't believe it. That kind middle-aged man can demolish a block at any time as long as he gets angry."
As he spoke, Alvin slowly turned his head and said gently like a close brother: "Don't put too much pressure on yourself. You may not have a deep understanding of some strange things, so you feel that you are scary. In fact, that It's all your illusion~
OH SHIT! What the hell are you? "
The moment Alvin turned his head, he saw a greasy black egg head covered with disgusting mucus.
A pair of corpse-like eyes, trying hard to make the funny expression that Alvin QQ used to do in his previous life, as if this mocking eye shape could make him look kinder.
Compared with this one, the corners of its mouth that open to the base of its ears and its densely packed teeth that are about an inch long seem less eye-catching.
As Alvin screamed in surprise, the black egghead disappeared instantly, revealing Eddie's embarrassed face. He spread his hands helplessly and said, "Look, that's it! It's hard not to be regarded as a monster or an enemy." .”
Alvin looked at Eddie awkwardly and said, "Has this thing always been like this?
It's not scary, but the expression is really weird.
I know a guy who really knows how to use it, and you're definitely using it wrong.
What the hell is this? Does it rely on "funnyness" to make its enemies laugh to death? "
Eddie looked at Alvin inexplicably and said, "Funny? I don't know what it has to do with funny? I've seen it in the mirror. It's a scary monster that should only appear in nightmares!"
Alvin grinned awkwardly, raised his neck and looked at Eddie, who kept bragging, and said: "That thing must have nothing to do with horror. No one here is afraid of that thing. This thing has a long A funny sarcastic face is usually used when looking for a beating!"
As he spoke, Alvin pointed at Old William, who had a strange expression, and said, "If you don't believe me, ask Old William and see what he thinks?"
Old William frowned in disgust, looked at Eddie and said: "You won't be welcome in my bar, the circus should be suitable for you, and you should be able to make a lot of money there, because you look really funny!
Well, Hell's Kitchen is definitely not for you. Anyone here who sees what you looked like just now will want to give you a shot! "
Alvin nodded in agreement, and drove "Violence" to form a pair of exquisite gauntlets on his arms. He waved it in front of Eddie and said, "Look, you are not special at all. It is said that this thing only needs to be made into a "Castration" is the best biological armor.
My friend has one at home and is being treated as a hen, laying two eggs every year.
The one I have on me was given to me by him. Although it is not very smart, it is really useful!
If you need it, I can contact my friend. He should have a way to get out the "tenant" in your body, and then replace it with a useful biological armor for you.
If you walk around Hell's Kitchen with that expression on your face, I don't think you'll live long! "
As soon as Alvin finished speaking, Eddie beside him kept shaking his head and struggling as if he was suffering from epilepsy. His body was constantly covered with black biological tissue, and then returned to normal. His mouth was still talking. Saying to himself, "Don't move, don't move. Running away won't solve the problem. We can cooperate. We made an agreement before!"
Alvin frowned, took out the M500 and placed it on the table in front of him. He stared at Eddie, who was suddenly awake, and said, "I heard someone introduce this kind of thing. They are all man-eating beasts.
The most important thing is that they will erode a person's consciousness and turn the person into a beast.
I don't know how you control it, but the best thing you can do is to come with me to meet my friend, he is Norman Osborne!
I can guarantee that as long as you give him the contents of your body, he will give you an obedient biological armor in return. "
Eddie had no doubts about what Alvin said. The biological armor on his body was the best proof. Just when he was about to speak, his body suddenly experienced another condition. He stared at Alvin as if he was uncontrollable, with a kind of expression. The low and hoarse voice said: "I surrender, I am willing to cooperate with him, I just live in Eddie's body, I have never wanted to erode Eddie's spirit.
He is one of the few humans who can be parasitized by a living body. The eroded humans you mentioned actually died the moment my people entered their bodies!
Eddie is special and the combination of me and him is perfect!
Please don't think about driving me out, otherwise I would rather die with Eddie than become a poor experiment!
For the sake of my contribution to this place, please! "
Alvin frowned and looked at Eddie, who was being turned away, and said coldly: "You don't seem to respect your "landlord" at all. Why should I believe you? Instead of trusting the opinions of experts?
Their family has been studying you for more than ten generations. I think the laboratory is a good place for you. At least you will have a companion there. "
Eddie seemed to suddenly wake up, shook his head in confusion, and said with a wry smile: "Thank you for your kindness, Principal Alvin, I think I need to consider your opinion.
Although this guy is bad, he did save my life.
When those red-skinned monsters appeared, if it hadn't been for him, old Joey and I would have died!
And he didn't lie. I saved a lot of people with his help.
This is not self-praising, I just want to say, can you let me try to cooperate with him! "
Eddie said with a wry smile: "If I die one day, it won't be too late for you to decide where to go. This shouldn't be difficult at all for you."
Alvin looked at Eddie with a tangled expression in a funny way and said, "You make friends with an alien monster? It can control your body at any time. If it takes you to kill people or do other things, what will you do? "
As he spoke, Alvin knocked on the table in front of him and said, "This thing eats meat. How do you feed it? What does it usually eat?"
"Human heads!" Eddie covered his mouth in horror as soon as he spoke, and then stuttered: "No, not human heads, but the heads of those red-skinned monsters.
I will never let him eat anyone! I want to try, I will definitely be able to control him! "
Alvin looked at the nervous Eddie in front of him and didn't know what to say?
This guy shouldn't be a bad person, otherwise he would never dare to get in front of him, so what he said should be true.
Since he himself doesn't care, Alvin doesn't care even more. No matter how funny that thing looks, it's not a big deal here. There are too many people here who can kill it!
And there are many people like him here. Fox's flower shop girl has a beast called "Black Sky" living in his body, the Hulk in Dr. Banner's body, the evil spirit in Damon's body, oh, and A handsome old man, Ghost Rider, is nowhere to be found, but it is said that he is also in Hell's Kitchen.
These extremely powerful guys need to live cautiously here, and being funny in front of them is really not a threat.
Alvin thought for a few minutes, and finally said: "That's up to you, but we agreed in advance not to let that thing cause trouble, otherwise it will definitely die."
As he spoke, Alvin looked at Eddie curiously and said, "This thing has such a strong taste, how do you satisfy it?"
Eddie was stunned for a moment, let out a long sigh, drank the whiskey in the glass in one gulp, and said, "I don't want to mention this, please, you definitely don't want to hear it either!"
Alvin looked at the depressed Eddie with a smile, and wanted to ask a little more interestingly, but an old voice came from behind, "The best place for monsters should be in the laboratory. Principal Alvin, you are so kind and tolerant." Makes me a little skeptical.
What mistakes did Nick Fury make in the past that made your relationship with SHIELD so tense? "
Alvin looked back in annoyance at the uninvited guest. He was an old man who was a bit cool. He was wearing a decent suit and had an old-school hairstyle that was popular among the American upper class in the 1980s. He was holding his back slightly and smiling. looking at himself.
Glancing at the embarrassed Colson and the others behind the old man, Alvin shook his head and said to the old man: "Why don't we talk about it another day? Today is the Hell's Kitchen PARTY!
Or I'll buy you a drink and then ask you to leave here with your purpose. "
The old man stood there and nodded in a reserved manner, smiled and stretched out his hand to Alvin, and said: "I am Alexander Pierce, the rotating chairman of the World Security Council.
Nice to meet you, Principal Alvin! "
Alvin sighed. He was basically the Secretary-General of the United Nations. Even if he didn't care about it, considering that he was so old and came to Hell's Kitchen so late at night, he couldn't lose his last breath. Minimal grace.
Standing up and shaking hands with Pierce, Alvin said helplessly: "Okay, Mr. Pierce, we know each other!"
Pierce smiled and shook Alvin's hand hard and said: "I have wanted to come here to get to know you for a long time, and I heard that our captain is also here with you. You must know that I was also present when he was dug out.
He is a miracle, but it is a pity that he is unwilling to return to SHIELD, which he is supposed to lead! "
Alvin shook his head funny and said: "It should have been? That means even if he goes back now, he is not a candidate for director, am I right?"
Pierce smiled gracefully, spread his hands and said, "Yes, because I am a staunch supporter of Nick Fury.
Because he is my chosen successor, his tough style has saved the world a lot of trouble!
Times are always changing, and what was suitable in the past may not be so now! "