Chapter 693 Woman, Ha~

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night in New York, an orange circular space door appeared in Stark's Long Island estate.

Alvin sneakily came out of the space door, followed by nine big-assed succubi wearing OL uniforms with abstinent expressions on their faces.

Strange finished his intense work and followed over to see the excitement without taking a break.

Principal Alvin's special hobby made him curious, what kind of man could withstand the torture of nine spicy chickens?

Alvin had no choice. He had gone to SHIELD's field camp before, and the guy who was supposed to be the leader took Alvin and complained, begging him to get those aunts away as soon as possible.

S.H.I.E.L.D. is a department that is used to being tough, but a group of beautiful succubi who always talked about Alvin really made them a little at a loss.

These succubi cannot be beaten or scolded, and their subordinates are always distracted. The most important thing is that their subordinates are always thinking about the "job-hopping option" with an annual salary of 400,000. This is a nightmare for a boss. .

When Alvin walked into SHIELD's field camp, the exhausted team leader took his hand and sincerely begged him to be let go.

Recently, the use of toilet paper in the camp has skyrocketed, and the combat power has dropped sharply. This is all caused by the succubi. If they are not removed, the team will be doomed.

Alvin, who couldn't laugh or cry, agreed to the other party's request, but casually mentioned the idea of ​​letting them go to the top of the canyon maze for a while. The unlucky leader sighed and said, "Why don't you let Mr. Stark take him?" His recruitment contract comes over?

Half the people here want to work for him. This way you will have help and I can get out of this nightmare place! "

So in order to satisfy the other party's ideas, the kind-hearted Alvin stayed in the camp until night and decided to ask Stark to finalize his first batch of "Avengers".

As for things like loyalty tests, they are not important in the "Avengers" at all. What they will face in the future will be non-human or even non-terrestrial enemies, and the chance of "human rape" is almost negligible.

As a recruited combatant, even if you have any special ideas, when facing alien enemies, you still have to go up and fight.

It’s okay if you don’t want to work hard, then just wait to be “layoff”. The “Avengers” will be a legal and public organization in the future. There will be a set of reasonable assessment and promotion standards. The 12th level salary is enough to give those soldiers the motivation to “do their duty faithfully”.

The moment Alvin led the succubus into Stark Manor, strong lights suddenly lit up on the lawn of the manor, and dozens of machine gun bunkers rose from the ground. Alvin could clearly hear the sound of the machine gun's electric shock starting to rotate in the bunker.

Just when the succubi began to panic, Jarvis's voice came from a bunker, "Principal Alvin, I detected nine demonic beings behind you."

Alvin saw the lights lighting up in the manor building. Fox and the children were inside. He looked back at the succubus who had serious expressions and looked like the kind of female secretary who would never give in to the boss's demands. , sighed in annoyance, and said: "This does not require detection, you can see it with eyes.

Off the alert, Jarvis, why do I find you increasingly annoying? "

Jarvis said in confusion: "Are you sure? These demons have a high energy response. I think it will be difficult for you to deal with them alone!"

Alvin looked helplessly at Fox who came out of the big villa, and said distressedly: "Yes, I seem to be a little overwhelmed. This is all your fault!"

Jarvis said very puzzledly: "Can you make it clearer? I have some other judgments about your "can't cope with it"!"

Alvin rolled his eyes and gave a middle finger to the bunker that made the noise, and then faced Fox.

After hugging Fox, whose eyes were unclear, Alvin sighed and said, "You should have seen them. I'm going to recruit some succubi from hell to open a special "Witcher" bar. What do you think?

This will be my new source of funds, my girlfriend is so rich it hurts my self-esteem! "

Fox looked at the serious-looking succubi, then looked at the grimacing Alvin, and suddenly said with a smile: "What are you worried about? Are you worried that I suspect that my boyfriend will find a few demon mistresses?"

Alvin kissed Fox on the lips in a funny way, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, why have you even thought about the problem clearly?"

As he spoke, Alvin looked into Fox's eyes and said with a smile: "I feel a little swollen now. Being "cares" about a beautiful woman is the best affirmation for me."

Stark, who had been ignored, put his arm around Pepper's shoulders and said dissatisfiedly to Alvin: "Man, it's break time now. Isn't it a bit too much for you to barge in with a bunch of "spicy chickens"?

Where they were, there had to be alcohol, marijuana and the like to match the atmosphere, and I had nothing here. "

As he spoke, Stark glanced at the nine succubi and said with disgust: "The spicy chicken doesn't look sexy at all with a straight face."

When Stark spoke, Pepper yelled dissatisfied, "Tony~" and then patted him on the arm.

Stark was stunned for half a second, pursed his lips and hammered his head, and said helplessly: "I'm sorry, I forgot that I was engaged.

It must be my sense of duty to save the world that has ruined my memory. You'll forgive me, right? "

As he spoke, Stark glanced at the succubi again, and said a little carelessly: "Those are not my type. I pay more attention to the inner beauty."

Strange, who came with Alvin, raised his eyebrows at Christine beside him and said: "It seems that I am definitely not the least talkative one. Maybe you should understand a little bit about the little personalities of us successful people. .”

Christine ignored Strange's bragging about putting herself together with Stark. She rolled her eyes, preparing to see what the female executive of the Stark Group would do?

Pepper held her head in disbelief and stared at Stark, saying: "You pay more attention to the inside? You mean~, my God, Tony Stark~"

After speaking, Pepper turned around and cursed an unpleasant curse, then walked into the big villa. When passing the gate, the girl picked up a flower pot and smashed an intercom system on the side of the gate to pieces.

Stark spread his hands inexplicably, looked at Alvin and said, "What's going on? Did I say the wrong thing?"

Alvin ignored Stark who was in a bad state. He looked at the girl in his arms and said with a smile: "It seems that my consciousness is not as enlightened as that of the rich Mr. Stark. I care more about the appearance, and the inner part is just a auxiliary. Because I’m a bad guy!”

As he spoke, Alvin smiled, kissed Fox on the bridge of his nose, and said, "Am I too superficial? This is a disease, and I am very ill!"

Fox pursed his sexy lips, squinted his eyes, pulled Alvin's collar, kissed him hard on the mouth, and then said in a slightly deep voice: "Today's night is still very long, I need help. Boyfriend looks at his illness.

I'm a pretty good nurse sometimes, you'll love that! "

After speaking, Fox patted Alvin's chest, drew a circle on his heart with his fingers, then bit his index finger lightly, turned around and left here.

When passing by Stark, Fox smiled charmingly at him, and then his expression changed so much that he almost stuck his middle finger in his face. Fox then walked into the large villa, where a sad "bride-to-be" was in need of some comfort.

Strange was stunned by Alvin's method of flirting with girls. Manhattan Tomahawk flirted with girls by saying love words that made people want to vomit, which shocked Strange, a straight male cancer patient.

But looking at the corner of Christine's chuckle, in order to save his single career, Strange pulled a long face, coughed lightly, looked at Christine and said: "I am also very superficial occasionally, and I am sick. It’s so heavy, you made my soul fly out!”

Kristen rolled her eyes until she heard the stupid love talk. She hit Strange hard on the stomach, causing him to scream in pain, and then said "viciously": " You can retake your literature class, you fool!"

Alvin looked at Stark, who was still confused, and said with a smile: "Your Playboy reputation must have had a lot of water in the past. Man, what did you rely on to pick up girls in the past? You don't seem to know anything about women. !”

Stark frowned and thought for a while, then said: "Genius, humor, money, money, money, what's wrong with that?"

Alvin raised his eyebrows and shook his head, and said: "There is definitely nothing wrong with this, but with the girls you have found, you will definitely not have the urge to propose to her in front of thousands of people!

Man, I need to get these succubi settled first, you better come up with a funny joke and go to Pepper, she's two people pissed off right now. "

As he spoke, Alvin made a scary look with a cold eyebrow and said, "It's terrible to think that the little thing looked like this when he was born!"

Stark seemed to have thought of something after hearing this. He pointed his finger at Alvin, muttered a few words, and finally nodded with his mouth tilted and his head tilted, and said: "You're right, that's terrible.

Morgan must not be the next Bruce Banner! "

As he spoke, Stark turned and ran towards the villa. As he ran, he shouted to Jarvis who was everywhere: "Jarvis, search for the ten funniest jokes in America for me. I have to let Pepper do it." A happy girl."

Alvin watched in amusement as Stark ran into the villa under his own steps. He turned to look at Strange and Christine and said with a smile: "If you don't mind, just go in and rest for the night."

As he spoke, Alvin winked at Strange and said with a smile: "Do you need me to say hello to the housekeeper here so that there is only one room left here?

This must be an accident, haha! "