Chapter 648 Lies Agent

Alvin sat happily in a conference room, listening to Nick and little Ginny taking stock of the "wish list" there. The young S.H.I.E.L.D. agent who had been bullied by Alvin before was doing it patiently. Register.

Professor Wilson got drunk of his own free will and was sleeping in the principal's office.

Old Cage, who was very confident in his ability to drink, was knocked down by Dr. Banner who received the order, and fell into Alvin's office chair.

Sharon Carter went from a scrappy agent to a skilled scribe.

Alvin had no intention of restricting their freedom at all, and everything such as mobile phone communication was available.

But Sharon Carter called his superiors and received only the instruction to "stay here and be obedient."

Oh~ At the end, there is also the title of "rookie" and a dirty word that can't be heard clearly.

Sharon Carter, a newly minted agent, could only pay for his "ignorance" and "competitiveness". While he got himself into trouble, he also caught up with his companions.

They worked hard to create opportunities for themselves to get in touch with Principal Nelson, but now they all became unlucky clerks.

But Sharon Carter soon discovered that staying here didn't seem so sad, and Principal Alvin didn't seem to have any intention of holding the bodies of those alien creatures in his hands.

He seemed to be easy to talk to, as if he could pull those things away at any time as long as he opened his mouth.

Do you want to be the first agent whose operation fails but the mission succeeds?

Sharon Carter put her mind down and concentrated on her work, and soon discovered the fun. She seemed to see a real Hell's Kitchen from these "wish lists", which was an angle that no one had thought of in the past. .

Several children carefully checked each "wish list". Even the youngest girl took on the responsibility of the logistics officer. She felt a little guilty for her illiteracy and could only act as a silly tea girl. , diligently served everyone iced soda water.

Sharon Carter took the second glass of soda water handed over by little Ginny, looked at the boy with a big scar on his face in amusement, and drank four glasses of soda water into his stomach while holding back the gas coming out. Then he looked desperately at little Ginny happily holding his cup and preparing to give him a drink.

Nick, whose eyes were already starry-eyed, saved Richard's belly in time. He smiled and called to little Ginny: "Get some rest, beauty!"

Let our Richard calm his belly. I guess he will be forced to urinate if he drinks it. He is now our literacy workhorse! "

Little Ginny was stunned for a moment, nodded "Yeah," and poured Richard another glass of soda. This time, she didn't send it to his hand. She just put it on the table and sweetly smiled at Richard. He smiled and said: "Richard is great, come on!"

Richard scratched his bald head innocently, smiled "hehehe" and said, "It's nothing. We can finish it soon. In fact, I can finish it by myself!"

Little Ginny clenched her little fists and looked at Richard with admiration, and shouted happily: "Richard is awesome, just as awesome as Nick, come on, come on, come on, I can't wait to be "Santa Claus"!"

Nick looked at his buddy Richard with annoyance, looking like a lost fool, holding a "wish list" and smirking, and said impatiently: "Man, be professional, you are nothing like what you look like now." Not relevant!"

As he spoke, Nick glanced at Mindy, who was scratching her head because of "dyslexia", and said contemptuously: "It seems that it is really right to let you go to the second grade. You will be finished in the third grade like this."

I guess you can't even understand the textbook. What school did you go to before?

They didn't teach you how to read? You must know that what you are looking at is the "wish list" of the lower grades! "

Mindy's face flushed red, she clenched her fists and glared at Nick in annoyance, but in the end she restrained herself from losing her temper. This sensible girl knew that now was not the time to lose her temper.

Now should be the time of "happiness" and "joy". Losing your temper at this time is really not popular, and there are plenty of opportunities to really want to beat up Nick, at least three times a day on average!

Sharon Carter looked at the interaction of the children with some envy, picked up the form in his hand, and looked at the so-called "wishes" on it with some emotion, sneakers, socks, baseball caps, Manhattan Tomahawk commemorative cards, these Cheap items are the items that appear most frequently.

Glancing at Principal Alvin who was leaning at the door chatting with the cold Frank, Sharon Carter suddenly understood what this man had done!

Putting aside things like powers, aliens, invasions, and crises, it was hard for him to imagine that a capable person would be willing to really take root in Hell's Kitchen and do things that he shouldn't be doing.

Those children got the opportunity to change their destiny here. Although they were still not rich, they were safe, happy, and able to truly see hope.

His boss once said of Alvin: He is a simple person who longs for peace and tranquility. As long as he does not violate his rules, he is a harmless little animal!

The best thing to do when facing him is to reveal your identity and then reach an understanding with him through negotiation, rather than playing some boring tricks!

Sharon regretted not obeying his boss's instructions, and did a stupid thing in a circle because of his cleverness.

Although the result seems to be no different, I behaved very stupidly, and I actually enjoy the atmosphere here. After all, spreading joy is a pleasant thing to do.

As for who will pay for "Happiness" in the end, it's not something she, a low-level agent, needs to worry about. She has listened to her boss's dirty words anyway, and he didn't say much, right?

Domingo took Harvey, his wife and son to the conference room.

Seeing Alvin chatting, Harvey took the initiative to get in front of Alvin before Domingo could speak, and said with a wry smile: "I need a little help. I hope you will say "Welcome to Hell's Kitchen!" "Still valid."

Alvin glanced at the middle-aged woman behind Harvey and the boy with obvious mental problems, glanced at Harvey, and said with a smile: "I remember you once told me that your home is in Virginia. It seems that you guys had a A long journey!

You left your job and went back to pick up your wife and kids? "

Harvey smiled bitterly and said: "It seems so. My son has been having nightmares about demons for a while. Now the invasion of demons makes me really worried, so I~

I guess I'm going to be unemployed this time.

Do me a favor, Principal Alvin, let my wife and children stay in Hell's Kitchen. They need a safe environment, an environment without demons. My wife is already being tortured crazy!

And BABY, he is so fragile! "

Alvin spread his hands indifferently and said: "What I say will always be valid. Although you are a bit of a jerk, this is Hell's Kitchen, isn't it?

It is a virtue for me to leave my job to protect my wife and children. After all, the prerequisite for saving the world is that our home is still there!

But you have to figure out the house thing yourself. You bastard must not be a poor person, right? "

Harvey shrugged helplessly and said with a wry smile: "I have made some preparations for myself, but it still seems not enough.

The treatment fee for BABY is a huge amount. Those damn psychiatrists sat in the office and watched the alarm clock to collect money and drained my savings.

And the house prices in Hell’s Kitchen have increased dramatically recently, so I have to think of other options! "

As he spoke, Harvey glanced at his colleague who was working at the desk and had been eavesdropping. He said to Alvin without hesitation: "There is still a lot of money in the Asgard royal family's "travel fund". You Can you help me ask Princess Hela if she has any thoughts on shopping during the war?

I heard that you are preparing Christmas gifts for the children in the school. We can also draw part of the funds from it. As long as the last Princess Hela is willing to sign the consumption list, these things will be available. "

Harvey raised three fingers and said, "I swear, my kickbacks will only come from the luxuries the princess needs, and I will never take a penny from the purchase of gifts!

In fact, if the baby hadn't gotten sick again recently, I would have had enough money, but now~

Maybe your girlfriends and princesses need some decent accessories and clothes too! "

Alvin shook his head and looked at the "crazy" Harvey with a smile. This was the first time he had seen such an unscrupulous guy who withdrew his money, but this guy was holding a blackmail and letting him beat him hard, so why should he hesitate?

Before, I was still considering whether to call Coulson or call Nick Fury directly. How great now, Harvey solved all the problems by himself!

Your S.H.I.E.L.D. actually spends a huge amount of money to use it as a "tourism fund" for Asgard. Is this what you should do to lose your power and humiliate the "ball"? Shouldn’t aliens visiting the earth stimulate foreign consumption?

The earth’s last line of defense actually relies on pleasing aliens to protect the earth? You can go to those small islands and find any political person to do this kind of work, so why do you, the agents, need to do it?

Instead of letting you use our taxpayers' money to please aliens who don't want to care about you at all, why not use it to create a grand PAPTY? How good would it be?

Looking at Harvey with a strange expression on his face, Alvin smiled and hugged the slippery agent, and said: "You bastard is really suitable for hell's kitchen, otherwise other places will definitely not tolerate your sins.

I don’t care what you do, those things you are organizing need to be ready in three days!

Well~ Now there are several agents here who were "kidnapped" by Alvin. They need your rescue at the price you just mentioned.

Now you can call your boss or someone, your negotiation is going well~"

As he spoke, Alvin glanced at the stunned young agents and said with a smile: "Don't look at me like that, Agent Harvey just saved your lives through sincere negotiations!

In fact, I plan to find a place to bury you when you finish your work!

Seriously, I'm not kidding!

If someone asks you, you must report it truthfully! "

Harvey looked at Alvin in surprise and moved, muttered a few Western slangs, then suddenly looked at Alvin with a smile and said: "It seems like, if I apply to buy a house in Hell's Kitchen at my own expense, Can I still get some subsidies for monitoring the Peace Hotel?

After all, the landlord of our surveillance point is about to take back the house. SHIELD can't rent a house here, so we can only buy it. "

As he spoke, Harvey looked back at his son, then smiled and said to Alvin: "I have done so much for SHIELD, why am I actually a little ashamed?

This must be my misunderstanding! "

Domingo watched in horror as Harvey and Alvin turned them from "laborers" into "hostages" in front of several rookie SHIELD agents. In the end, Harvey changed from a "deserter" to a A distinguished negotiator.

Those unlucky rookie agents were sold for nothing while working hard!

The ultimate irony is that they may also have to hold their noses and say "Thank you!" to Harvey!

If there's anything more ironic than that, it's that it's all done right in front of them!

Domingo narrowed his eyes and patted Harvey on the shoulder, and said: "If you run for president in the future, remember to tell me and I will vote for you!

You are the most suitable person I have ever seen to be president, and your ability to tell lies is simply unparalleled! "

As he spoke, Domingo glanced at his boss, scratched his head and said, "Boss, I'm not talking about you!"

Alvin shrugged his shoulders indifferently, waved his hand to indicate that it didn't matter, then laughed and patted Harvey on the shoulder, saying: "Your shamelessness has refreshed the lower limit of my definition of this word, but it doesn't matter, here is Hell's Kitchen!

We need someone who understands this place to act as a "bridge"! "

As he spoke, Alvin glanced at the rookie agent Sharon Carter who was looking at him, and said: "Otherwise, I will be impatient sooner or later if I am always asked to deal with this kind of trouble!"