Chapter 617 A Stupid War that Will Go Down in History

Alvin nodded to Gu Yi, who was wearing an apricot warrior robe, and said with a smile: "You must be Master Gu Yi, I heard Fatty Wang Yuan mention you many times.

You look much more reliable than the "gods" of Asgard! "

Odin jumped off the eight-legged horse, shook his legs in disgust, took off the extremely bad armor that Alvin had vomited on, and kicked it into the cliff in front of him.

After hearing Alvin's accusations against Asgard, the grumpy Odin angrily raised his spear and sprayed out angry thunder and lightning at the Kiritans who were rushing down like rain from the sky, making those who still couldn't handle it. The unlucky guy who knew the situation was like rain falling from the sky with black smoke.

"Show some respect to me! Alvin! You are accusing a "god"!" Odin's white beard roared at Alvin angrily.

Alvin tilted his head to resist dizziness, and carefully glanced at the flowing lava river under the cliff. Hearing Odin's roar, he glanced at Odin sideways and said, "Oh~ I didn't give birth to a daughter. Then put her in jail, and I didn't give birth to two stupid sons fighting for the throne that will be vacated only in the year of the dog and the moon of the horse!

Oh~ let me tell you one more thing, the earth is in trouble right now, and it’s all the fault of your stupid son with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks!

You guys look nothing alike. Is there really no neighbor named Wang next door to your house? "

Odin was furious and stamped his spear on the ground. The part of the cliff top platform near the edge suddenly broke, and large boulders fell into the lava river at the bottom of the cliff, causing a huge sound.

"That's enough, Alvin! Don't let me beat you!" Odin glared at Alvin, and a huge electric light burst out from the spear in his hand pointing towards the sky.

Several Kirita fishes were hit by this huge electric light as soon as they emerged from the space passage. They plunged headlong into the endless red stone mountains of hell with blue-black smoke, arousing the screams of a large number of demons.

Alvin spread his hands knowingly and pretended not to see the tragic situation in the sky. He said to Gu Yi, who had a calm expression and seemed to be easy to talk to. "The old guy is too grumpy. In fact, he is not bad~"

Ancient One glanced at the irritable Odin, with a chuckle on his face, and said: "I rarely see his current expression. I guess this is a good experience. I haven't experienced anger for many years." Such emotion!”

Alvin looked at Gu Yi, who had a calm temperament, glanced at Odin who was pouring himself wine, and said carefully to Gu Yi: "I would like to ask, are you sir or madam?"

Odin listened to Alvin's strange question and looked at the frozen smile on Ancient One's face. He suddenly laughed loudly and summoned thunder and lightning, electrocuting a large number of Kirita bikers to death. Then he laughed loudly to avoid hitting Alvin on the shoulder. Said: "I'm starting to like you a little bit, tell me why you came here and brought the Cosmic Cube?

Let me figure out what's going on, and I'm going to send you little bastard back to Earth quickly. Only Hell's Kitchen is suitable for bastards like you, haha~"

Alvin glanced at Odin, who was leaning on two hairy legs, smiled and shrugged his shoulders and said: "It's all the fault of your idiot son. He wanted to be the leader of the earth, so he attracted the people who coveted the Rubik's Cube. Chiritans and maybe others."

As he spoke, Alvin pointed to the Kirita army that was still emerging from the sky, and said: "Why do some people think that they can rule the earth by relying on force? Are they killing everyone for their own work? Your basic education in Asgard It’s very inadequate~”

Odin looked at the poisonous Alvin with annoyance, resisted the urge to strangle him, and said: "What are you going to do now? There are too many of them. Ancient One and I are busy sealing Mephisto, probably I don’t have time to help you kill them all!”

Alvin was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile: "Mephisto is that talkative old devil, right?

How about we switch, you are responsible for dealing with the Kirita people, and I am responsible for cutting down these demons. Although it may not kill them, it will be easier for you to seal them after cutting them into a disability. "

Odin glanced at Alvin irritably and said, "Why don't you close the space channel first, and when we deal with Mephisto, we can deal with these Kiritans together?"

Alvin took out the Ares III from the space backpack, quickly finished dressing, then put away the golden spear, took out the battle ax "Enforcer" and the battle ax "Phoenix" and held them in his hands.

Ares III's thick big feet stomped hard on the ground, creating a small landslide. Large pieces of gravel hit the bottom of the slope and stretched for an unknown distance. A dense group of demons created a A commotion.

Alvin lifted his visor, looked at Odin who was staring at him, and said with a ferocious smile: "Now there is a group of demons still running wild in my territory, and these damn Kiritans are heading towards the earth in the universe.

Instead of passively waiting on earth to start a war with these sons of bitches, why don't I put the battlefield in hell? "

After Alvin finished speaking, without waiting for Odin to reply, he asked Angel to urge Ares II, which was kicked off the cliff by the eight-legged giant horse, to jump out of the lava river and rush into the Kirita people's motorcycle group, and then what happened A violent explosion.

The explosion killed hundreds of Kirita bikers, and the remaining bikers and several big fish all focused on Alvin, who was giving them the middle finger.

Seeing that he had successfully attracted the attention of the Kiritans, Alvin closed his visor with a ferocious smile, turned his neck wildly, and said to Odin through the Ares III speaker: "I promised George, I will always be at the forefront, and I will do what I say~"

As he spoke, Alvin activated Ares III thoroughly, waving a group of battle axes, stepping on wild footsteps, and rushed towards the dense group of demons below the hillside.

Gu Yi saw that Alvin was about to hit the barrier he had set up. Just as he was about to speak, he was shocked to see a hole in the space barrier he had set up being cut by Alvin with an axe. Then the Tomahawk Phoenix burst out with a level 22 The fire storm opened a thirty or forty meter long flame channel in the group of demons clinging to the space barrier.

The "Sanctuary Aura" on the Tomahawk Law Enforcer burst out, turning Alvin's body into a place of death for demons.

Alvin did not completely release his combat power. "Fire Storm" and "Sanctuary Aura" were not attack magic with a large range. He just broke into the dense group of demons alone, attracting those who seemed to be brainless. The Chiritans came to fight.

You want the Cosmic Cube, don’t you? Loki's spear is in my hand, and without it no one can shut down that fucking Tesseract.

The demons were already angry. First, two outsiders broke in and knocked their boss into the bottom of the lava river. Now there is a Tin Woodman coming to attack with an army. How can they bear this?

The Kirita people are even more troubled. We are working, why are you a bunch of low-end planet natives causing trouble? Still want to cover our target? Bomb you!

The extremely angry demons pushed up a large number of cannon fodder, crazily squeezing Alvin's wild impact, trying to resist Alvin's wild impact with the flesh and blood of the same kind!

On the other hand, various strange-looking demons with long-range attack capabilities began to attack the Kirita motorcycle riders roaring from the sky under the cover of their tall companions.

In several red valleys in the distance, a large number of red flying dragons began to rise into the sky, howling and spitting out flames more than ten meters long, and strangled the Kirita people.

Sometimes the battlefield is like this. Once the flames of war are ignited, it will burn, burn, burn~ Especially when both sides have a domineering temperament and no brains, as long as the fight starts, there will be no shouting from either side. Stop and stop. It will only end when one party falls completely!

Didn't you see that the Kiritans were indiscriminately bombing the demons around him in order to hunt down Alvin?

Alvin's heroic ax cut off the head of a tall demon, activating the level 22 "Fire Storm" to open a wide passage dozens of meters forward again.

He was happily about to continue rushing forward when he saw an unlucky Kiritan being knocked off a low-flying aerial motorcycle. The Kiritan who flipped over let out a howl as if he had no fear, and took out The energy weapons behind him kept shooting at the surrounding demons.

The energy weapons of these Chiritans are a bit strangely powerful. The gluttonous demons that humans can kill with more than a dozen shots from heavy machine guns are torn apart by their energy weapons with just one blow.

Alvin glanced at the huge Kirita mothership that was staying in the universe through the space channel. Countless Kirita fish were flying in and out of the mothership like little bugs.

Alvin is now glad that his mind is still clear and he did not agree to Stark's damn plan. Now it seems that luring the Kiritans to Earth to start a war is simply a stupid and hopeless choice.

As long as I can't kill them all in one strike, the earth will definitely be in trouble!

Letting a conceited scientist decide the direction of a war is irresponsible to the people of the world! The stupidest thing is that I was almost convinced by Stark!

After regaining his composure, Alvin ferociously hacked to death several demons besieging Kirita's "airborne". He laughed and used "Fire Storm" to create a large space around the brave airborne, allowing his companions in the sky to be safe. Courage down bravely.

What does it look like when two armies are facing each other without infantry?

As soon as Alvin finished his action, he patted the dumbfounded brave airborne soldier on the shoulder, then yelled a slogan that no one could understand, and broke into the devil's formation.

A big Kirita fish saw the opportunity, completely ignoring the dozens of red fire dragons hanging on its body, and swiftly passed over the head of the brave "airborne soldier". A large number of Kirita ground troops were dropped, and that The previously brave alone babies gathered in the middle.

The first reaction of these Kirita ground troops when they came down was to throw a large number of high-energy bombs around, setting off a terrifying wave of blood among the demons.

Immediately afterwards, the Kirita fish, who was about to be burned through by the fire dragon that day, plunged into the ground without hesitation, opening up more space for his brave airborne troops.

Then the second big fish also rushed down~

Odin was dumbfounded as he watched Alvin "leading" the Kiritas alone to start a stupid war with countless demons that might go down in history!

"It's not right for him to do this. It's too cruel." Odin looked at Gu Yi awkwardly and said.

The bald Ancient Yi calmly looked at the bloody battlefield and the extremely brave figure. A strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth and said: "What's wrong? The earth has been conservative for too long. Someone has to come. Promote its power to all races in the universe!

We can't hide it now, can we? "

As she spoke, Gu Yi happily formed a seal with her hands, and then with a sharp movement, a pair of fan-shaped orange-red mana blades were thrown into the sky by her, spinning rapidly among dozens of Kirita people who were charging downwards~ €�

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