Chapter 625 The Benefits of Venting Your Anger and Killing the Enemy
"Superstar" screamed in despair, watching Alvin raise his battle ax and chop off his own limbs without any mercy.
Although they are useless, is it too cruel for you to chop them off in front of a sober woman? Thanos seems too benevolent in comparison!
"Mephisto, I curse you!
I curse you, your soul will never have a destination!
I curse you to be surrounded by pain forever!
I curse you, curse your people, curse your hometown, curse everyone related to you~
You will be destroyed eventually, you~"
Alvin listened to the "superstar" curse "himself", frowned and thought for a while and said: "It seems that you are a very polite person, if you are so polite even when you curse, will it seem that I am too rude?
How could I, Mephisto, the Lord of Hell, care about your curse?
I don’t even fucking care about my hometown, why would I care about your curse? "
As he spoke, Alvin tore off a large piece of metal from a Kirita air motorcycle, gestured towards the "superstar"'s face, and then said: "I am a man of my word, I decided I will let you go back. My only request is to bring what I just said to Thanos.
This will be his burial place, I'm not kidding! "
"Superstar" was stunned for a moment. She looked at Alvin in disbelief and said, "You are actually willing to let me go? You will definitely regret it!"
Alvin squinted at the tough-talking "superstar" and said with disdain: "You, a disabled person, should not always threaten me, the master of hell. This is my territory. Killing a disabled person will not give me honor." !
There's a big difference between me and you fucking aliens who always want to destroy something! "
"Superstar" looked at Alvin with some sadness and said, "Will cutting off my limbs allow you to gain honor?"
Alvin was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile: "Anyway, your hands and feet are useless, let me cut them off to exhale, and in exchange for your life, what's wrong with that?
After all, how can I show my kindness if you don't become disabled? "
"Superstar" looked at Alvin with some horror, as if he was looking at a severe mental illness.
She feels cold even if she looks at Alvin now. No matter who faces such an opponent, they will always feel scared, because you don't know what is going on in such a guy's mind?
When a person is both powerful and cruel, his enemies will be really miserable!
Looking at the frightened eyes of the "superstar", Alvin smiled with satisfaction. It seemed that he still had a chance to catch up with Frank in the "cruelty" category in his lifetime!
Alvin took out a red, blue and white "fashionable Spring Festival travel bag" from his space backpack and carefully put the limbs of "Superstar" into it, and finally thoughtfully cut off her limb that he had "accidentally" cut off. He also picked up the ears, waved them in front of the "Superstar"'s eyes, and said with a smile: "Do you still want these? I still have some hungry pets at home, and your flesh and blood should be a good supplement!"
The "superstar" was already a little numb from being humiliated. While she was struggling to resist the poison in her body that was still devouring her life force, she looked at Alvin bitterly and said, "What else do you want to do? If you just want to humiliate I, your goal has been achieved!"
Alvin opened the "fashion bag" and showed the "superstar" the twisted limbs that were randomly stuffed inside. He smiled and shrugged his shoulders and said: "I am a reasonable person, after all, I chopped them off." .
I'm just asking you, do you still want these?
After all, you might have a way to put them back together. It's better to use your own original limbs than to install something else, don't you think? "
"Superstar" looked at Alvin with an indifferent expression and said, "What do you want?"
After asking this question, she decided to do whatever it took. As long as she could return to the Kirita mothership, the first thing she would do was charge the star destroyer cannon of the mothership. She would completely destroy this place, even if Thanos would If you get angry, you can't even care about it.
The worst case scenario is that I will stay in this star field until I find the Cosmic Cube and the Mind Scepter that Thanos wants.
Alvin was very satisfied with the "superstar's" understanding. If she didn't tell her, how could he have the nerve to ask her for a price?
What kind of behavior is it to chop off other people's limbs and then sell them back? Real estate developers can’t do this kind of thing!
Now it would be much better if the "superstar" proposed it himself, after all, it would be disrespectful to do so! This is the cultivation of a good person!
Alvin looked at the Kirita air motorcycles that were flying near the space passage, but did not dare to fall, and said with a smile: "Let's do this, give me two hundred of your air motorcycles, single and double. 100 vehicles.
Well, weapons also need to be equipped, including the energy spear rifles they use, and the armor you wear that can survive in the universe. "
As he spoke, Alvin looked at the "superstar" with a strange expression with a smile, and said with a smile: "There is no way, we are lagging behind here, and we can't use the good things.
How about it? Do we make a deal? "
"Superstar" was leaning at the bottom of the pit, looking at Alvin with painful eyes and said: "I actually lost to a backward native? I now understand why you are not afraid of Thanos, because you are not afraid at all. Know what he stands for!”
As he spoke, "Superstar" looked at Alvin firmly and said, "I promised you, I will notify them to come down with what you want. Will you keep your promise?"
Alvin looked at the "superstar" with a smile and said: "It seems that my asking price is a bit low! But there are too many of those things and they are of no use, and I am a man of my word. Let's make a deal!"
"Superstar" looked at Alvin for a few seconds and decided to believe what Alvin said. After all, compared to being able to return to the mothership, the price she paid was simply not worth mentioning!
He lowered his head and used his little mental energy to connect to the communication device on his armor. After chattering for a few minutes, the "superstar" said to Alvin: "They will come down soon, you can wait!"
Alvin smiled and nodded, carefully zipping up the "fashion bag" and placing it next to "Superstar". Then he gestured to the metal piece in his hand and said, "The quality of this thing looks good. I thought the materials used by your aliens would be more advanced, why are they still made of metal?
The quality of this thing doesn't look very good. I feel like your energy weapons can easily make a big hole in it. "
"Supergiant" looked at Alvin as if he were a country bumpkin, and said with a sneer: "You don't even know about energy generators? All vehicles traveling in the universe must be equipped with energy generators.
These Kirita warriors you see are just "worker bees". Their role is to consume the enemy's vitality, so they are not equipped~"
Alvin nodded with "sudden realization" and said: "Add these energy generators to my air motorcycle and armor.
Although this makes me seem a bit greedy, you don't seem to mind at all, right? "
"Superstar" somewhat despises Alvin's "ignorance", but she really has no choice when people are under the roof, and the more ignorant and greedy Alvin appears, the safer she is.
After honestly contacting the redemption team, "Superstar" looked at Alvin with a sneer and said, "Why are you not afraid at all? It can be seen that your place is very primitive, and Thanos can easily destroy it!
In fact, even if Thanos doesn't come, if I can be more careful and send out our main force early, I can win today. "
Alvin ignored the crazy woman's self-comfort. He looked up at the large number of Kirita people, rushing towards him from the space channel with supplies that should be used to redeem people.
Alvin, who was very satisfied with the efficiency of the Kirita people, looked at the tough-talking "Superstar" with a smile and said: "You mean, your main force can survive under the 'university'?
Proper pride is not a shortcoming, but pride that is annoying is not. "
As he spoke, Alvin fiddled with the iron piece in his hand, and with a grin, he approached the frightened "superstar" and made an "iron mask" for her.
Smiling and sizing up the "superstar" who was wearing an iron mask, Alvin nodded with satisfaction and said: "This is punishment for your arrogance, I don't want to listen to you anymore!
If you can still talk to me like this in your current situation, I really think there is something wrong with your brain! "
"Superstar" glared at Alvin with wide eyes, but she was actually relieved in her heart. She had been actively testing Alvin with words just now, and she was very puzzled that Alvin was willing to let her go. Now that Alvin was not acting kindly, she was relieved.
This probably shows that in Alvin's heart, he belongs to the category that can be killed or not, and maybe he really wants to exchange himself for some poor technology. After all, this place is so barren that it makes people anxious!
The handover with the Kirita people went smoothly. They didn't do any tricks. With the old guy Odin here, he could tell at a glance whether these things were what Alvin wanted.
After completing the transaction, Alvin personally gave the "Superstar" a two-person aerial motorcycle, and thoughtfully tied her with a seat belt, and also hung the "fashionable bag" holding her limbs on the aerial motorcycle. on the front of the car.
Looking at the "superstar" who looked at him with strange eyes, Alvin smiled and waved his hand and said: "I hope you can take my words to heart!
I also hope that you can roam freely in the universe!
You are the most advanced aliens I have ever seen. I know a stupid alien who still fights with a hammer! "
As he spoke, Alvin looked at the "superstar" who had an increasingly strange expression, and said with a smile: "Well, do you need me to say goodbye? Or are you starting to be reluctant to let me go?"
Odin looked at the team of Chiritans leaving, then pointed at Alvin's trophies and said: "If I were you, I wouldn't want these things. That woman is obviously very important. Kill her and then lock her up." Dropping the space channel is the best choice!"
As he said that, Odin looked at the flying team that had entered the Kirita mothership, shook his head and said: "We'd better go to the space channel and close it, that woman won't give up!"
Alvin took out the golden spear from his space backpack, which is what the "Superstar" calls the spiritual scepter. While walking towards the direction of the Universe Rubik's Cube, he said: "Actually, the people on Earth are not completely without resistance. The power, I think the Kirita mothership is just that.
You said, what would happen if all the metal on that mothership disappeared? "
Odin gave Alvin a strange look and said, "What are you talking about? How could the metal on it disappear?
Hurry up and close the space channel. If that woman continues to cause trouble, leave it to me to deal with it.
The Rainbow Bridge will detect it when it enters the Nine Realms and then destroy it! "
Alvin glanced at Odin and suddenly felt very fond of this old guy. He was a truly responsible king. At least he never avoided fighting or shirked his responsibilities!
Alvin suddenly smiled and said jokingly: "To be honest, I'm starting to like you, and I promise I'll never speak ill of you in front of Frigga again."
As Alvin looked at the other side of the space channel, a small green dot appeared on the Kirita mothership, and it was still spreading.
A large number of Kirita soldiers drove motorcycles towards the spreading green, but those green things were like the most stubborn cancer cells, constantly expanding on the Kirita mothership.
Any Kirita soldiers infected by green "cancer cells" will have their armor quickly eroded. When that thing "leaks" in the universe, these Kirita soldiers will have no way to survive.
Odin watched in shock as the green "cancer cells" kept devouring the huge Kirita mothership. Although it was not completely swallowed, all the metal wherever the green "cancer cells" passed was swept away. And empty.
Glancing at the smiling Alvin, Odin said in disbelief: "You did this? How did you do it?"
Alvin spread his hands with some pride and said, "Well, I stuffed two gifts into the bag for that "superstar". As soon as she opens the bag, "Bang~"!"
As I said, people on Earth are not completely incapable of protecting themselves. After all, if we go crazy, we would even dare to blow ourselves up! "
Odin touched his beard nervously and said, "I thought you really wanted to let that woman go and prepare to have an upright fight with Thanos!
Wouldn’t it be a little bit like this for you~?”
As he said this, Odin finally understood that Alvin had talked so much nonsense to this "superstar" both hard and soft, and even cut off her limbs, just to let her take the "gift" back to Mother Kirita. ship.
This guy vented his anger, wiped out the invaders, and got enough benefits for himself. Those Chiruita people's aerial motorcycles are not high-end gadgets, but they are still first-class excellent technology when it comes to the earth.
And these things are not too advanced. This is the kind of technology that has a rough theory but has not found a practical application method.
As long as there are people on earth who can digest these technologies, progress will be a leap forward!
Odin didn't know whether Alvin did what he did consciously or because of his character. He felt that after he went back, he still had to hold Thor's ears and tell him that it was best not to be stupid in front of Alvin in the future, otherwise he would be tricked to death. I still don’t know what’s going on!
Facing Odin's question, Alvin shook his head indifferently and said: "I really don't mind fighting with that Thanos, but it's not my character to let these invaders leave here!
Since they plan to bring death and killing to the earth, they must be prepared for death and killing to come to their door!
As he spoke, Alvin raised his head and looked through the space channel, looking at the gorgeous green fireworks in the universe, and said with a smile: "Besides, that "supergiant" may not necessarily die!"
I promised to let her go back, and I did!
Moreover, these technologically advanced aliens should be very suitable for wandering in the universe. This is the romance of warriors!
In fact, I really hope that she can keep her life and come to me again. Every time she fights aliens, I can gain something!
This feels really good! "
Just as Alvin and Odin were standing next to the Rubik's Cube talking nonsense, a depressed voice came from behind a boulder on the cliff:
“If you really don’t mind fighting, then why did you say my name?
That Thanos is not easy to mess with at all! "
Alvin spread his hands and said without thinking, "I don't care anyway~"
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