Chapter 1210 It’s Rare to Be Confused

Alvin returned to the prison island soon, and Frigga did not accompany Alvin.

The queen of Asgard did her best to "extradite" Lorelai back to her country. She found Harvey to discuss compensation for the families of the victims, and then quietly waited for Stark's super-powerful attack in Hell's Kitchen. Deodorant.

This is the change Alvin brought to the earth!

How could Asgard negotiate such a thing with you in the past?

It is normal procedure to pick someone up after just saying hello and you have to go out to see them off.

The greatest value of a super strongman with strategic deterrence is actually here!

This is also the reason why Harvey keeps putting himself in Hell's Kitchen.

Without the halo of Alvin, he, the alien ambassador, is not as useful as people think. At least he can't be tough when talking.

It was dinner time when Alvin returned to Prison Island. He watched little Ginny and the "Captain" slurping down pasta. The red tomato sauce in it made Alvin a little unappetizing.

Little Ginny saw Alvin walking in, and the enthusiastic girl trotted over waving her fork to greet Alvin's arrival.

Opening her "big mouth" and "gnawing" on her father's face, little Ginny shouted excitedly: "Dad, you went to Times Square to set off a stink bomb, right?

You should have taken me with you, Michelangelo and the others have never let me play with stink bombs, you should have let me throw stink bombs..."

When little Ginny was talking, little Morgan, who was drinking milk with unusual boldness, seemed to be helping the little sister. He knocked the empty milk bottle on the chair and made an excited cry of "oh oh oh".

Stark tried several times to snatch the murder weapon from little Morgan's hand, but was finally repelled by the brave little princess. The splashing milk residue was still a bit lethal to Stark, who was a little bit mysophobic.

This third-rate dad, who had to use sunglasses every time he changed little Morgan's diaper, always seemed extremely powerless when faced with the bully-like Morgan.

Faced with his girl's uncontrollable behavior, Stark looked at Alvin a little helplessly and said, "Man, we need to discuss a countermeasure, otherwise the world will suffer when these two girls grow up!

I think it is our responsibility to cultivate a lady! "

After hearing this, Alvin winked at little Ginny, then found a slightly cleaner spot on her face and kissed her, and said, "My baby will become who she wants to be, but a good girl can't always be the one she wants to be." Thinking about fighting..."

Little Ginny may also know that she is not a lady. She said with a slightly embarrassed face: "Dad, what should I do if someone bullies me?"

After hearing this, Alvin put his forehead against little Ginny's forehead with a "ferocious" expression, and said, "Then crooked his nose. If that doesn't work, notify dad, and dad will break his legs."

Little Ginny happily held Alvin's face and said with a smile, "What if someone bullies little Morgan?"

Alvin glanced at Stark, who had a strange expression, and said, "That would also crook his nose..."

But what your godfather needs is a 'lady', maybe he has other ideas! "

Little Morgan seemed to feel Alvin's slander against her. She angrily waved the bottle and yelled "oh oh" at Stark to drive away the father who didn't love her, and then opened her arms in the direction of little Ginny. He kept shouting "baaaaah" in alien language...

Little Ginny received the baby's call, she broke away from Alvin and trotted all the way to little Morgan's side.

Then a little painted face covered in ketchup and a chubby little face came together to create another painted face...

Stark watched in annoyance as little Morgan, who had just been cleansed for a short time, was made dirty again, and the little girl seemed to particularly like the current state.

Faced with this situation, Stark looked at Alvin helplessly and said: "It seems that my ideal cannot be realized, right?"

As he spoke, Stark walked to little Morgan's side with a frown on his face, consciously brushed away her sparse hair to reveal a red and swollen mark, and then looked sideways at Alvin without saying anything...

Alvin understood now. It seemed that the little sister occasionally made mistakes when taking care of her sister, which made Father Stark feel a little distressed.

He walked over and touched little Morgan's forehead. After finding that the problem was not serious, Alvin spread his hands apologetically and said: "The problem is not big, maybe we can look at the problem from another angle...

Well, little Morgan will be a strong girl in the future..."

As he said this, Alvin looked at Stark, who was full of fatherly love, in a funny way, and said with a smile: "Okay, man, I apologize for little Ginny!

She will be careful, at least I have never seen her repeat the same mistake and hurt any friends. "

Stark watched little Ginny hugging little Morgan's head and happily "talking" to her affectionately. He shook his head helplessly and said, "You are right, our Captain Ginny will always treat her big sister well." vice!

Oh my God, what are going through the minds of kids these days?

That little bastard Nick made a sailor recruitment form and passed it to little Ginny. As a result, the little fool not only signed it himself, but also took little Morgan's hand to press a fingerprint. "

Alvin laughed after hearing this and said: "These are all problems caused by Jack Sparrow, you should give them a warning.

It would be better for that gold-toothed sissy to do some positive things instead of doing stupid things like the mouse in 'Tom and Jerry'..."

Stark shook his head helplessly and said: "Yes, we should spend more time with our children, otherwise they will be taught to be fools by those fucking movies and cartoons.

Why don’t we seem to have these problems? Did you want to be a pirate when you were a kid? "

After listening and thinking for a while, Alvin said: "I don't remember much, because it is difficult to have unrealistic ideals when materials are scarce.

What is born in that situation must be a true ideal, and it must be put into action!

And you? You definitely have!

Because your living conditions will prevent you from satisfying your current spiritual life, a somewhat bizarre ideal is actually normal! "

Stark shook his head a little awkwardly and said, "I once imagined that a green-skinned little man with a toad mouth would come and tell me, 'The Force is with you!'"

As he spoke, Stark waved his hands as if to drive away the funny wish, and then said in a low voice: "When I was young, I imagined that I would be a superhero like Steve Rogers. Later, I wanted to be like my father. Later, I just wanted to be myself..."

Alvin originally wanted to imitate Master Yoda and recite a few lines to tease Stark, but his conversation turned to Steve and Old Stark, leaving Alvin a little confused what to do.

After hesitating for a moment, Alvin smiled and shook his head and said, "This is all caused by overeating!

I have always believed that people should have three stages, 'survival', 'living', and 'enjoying life'...

I am very lucky to have entered the stage of "enjoying life". Maybe it is because I am not smart enough or something else. Anyway, I always feel that I am more open-minded than you smart people. "

Stark looked at Alvin a little funny after hearing this and said, "Is this why you often pretend to be stupid? There are some things that you can't think about by pretending not to see them?"

Alvin laughed after hearing this, and said a little proudly: "You don't understand, this is the highest level of Chinese people's social life, 'it is rare to be confused'!

Intelligence should not be a burden to us, but an enabler for us to enjoy life.

Occasionally I feel a little selfish, because if I have a bad life, I don’t want others to have a good time, haha..."

Alvin's words made Stark suddenly think of the stink bomb attack. He walked aside and turned on the TV, pointed at the news playing on it, laughed and said, "Is this the consequence of making your life bad?"

Watching a blond reporter on TV spit out a few words in front of the camera after just saying a few words, Stark laughed until tears came out...

Today, Alvin's fucked-up behavior combined with Lorelei's special function wiped out all the men in the media organizations stationed in New York. Now only a few brave female reporters are still reporting on the front line.

But no one has ever been able to get within 500 meters of Macy’s, even if the New York fire brigade has worked hard to wash down the entire Times Square twice...

Their approach achieved little real effect except spreading the stench down the sewers for several blocks.

As a result, before he could even walk into Macy's department store, he passed out from the stench, not forgetting to vomit all over his expensive suit...

When Duke and the others were fully armed and suppressed the mutants who had been exhausted from vomiting, no one remembered what the media said this morning when they defined them as terrorists.

It’s so miserable!

Two guys even stuck out their tongues so much that they couldn't take them back. Every drop of liquid in their intestines was spit out. In this way, they kept filling themselves with water for artificial gastric lavage, otherwise they were worried that they would spit out their internal organs. come out!

What kind of terrorist is here? This is a bunch of poor people who have been affected by the disaster!

When Director George put the blame on the alien woman Lorelai with a livid face, no one cared about those unlucky mutants anymore...

An alien woman attacks the center of New York with a biological weapon. This is a serious incident involving interstellar diplomacy...

When Director George announced righteously that he would launch a protest against Asgard and demand compensation, the entire media circle was shocked.

When did humans become so stubborn?

When we were still operating in the atmosphere, one of our police chiefs dared to protest and claim compensation from those superior aliens...

Compared with these, those so-called mutant robbers are just small conflicts among the people. New York is a place with mutant laws, and trying them according to the regulations is over.

But if Director George really launches a claim against Asgard and succeeds, then this will be a landmark victory in the history of human diplomacy...