Chapter 1226 The Art of Nonsense

Professor Wilson arrived on Prison Island in a Quinjet, along with Ethan Hunter and his buddy Benji the Longneck.

But in Alvin's opinion, that Benji looks a bit bad...

Although he and Ethan Hunter fell into the sea from a height of 30,000 feet and survived, the thick restraints on his body and the big white eyes with no pupils showed that this guy was in a very bad state. .

Alvin helped Professor Wilson take down a large box from the plane. When he passed by Ethan Hunter, he twitched his nose...

Frowning and glancing at Ethan Hunter with a heavy expression, Alvin carried the big box and looked at Ethan Hunter who was supporting Benji, and said: "Man, go find a place to rest first, you look like Very bad too!

Seriously, you smell bad. Have you not showered in how many days? "

Ethan Hunter helped Benji move towards the prison hotel with some difficulty, and said as he walked: "I don't know, I don't feel anything.

I don't want to rest at all now. Benji's current situation is all caused by me.

If I didn't find a way to save him, I wouldn't be able to close my eyes at all. "

As he spoke, Ethan Hunter glanced down at his decent clothes, glanced at Alvin with a wry smile, and said, "As for the unpleasant smell...

I didn’t feel it, I just took a shower in the morning! "

Alvin didn't say much nonsense after hearing this. What he smelled was indeed not a bad smell, but an indescribable unpleasant smell, which was closer to the smell of Hela when they first met.

Seeing the handsome Ethan Hunter looking a little lost, Alvin shook his head sympathetically and stopped saying anything that might irritate him.

Although this guy is not very courageous, and he tends to pee his pants when he sees the "church", but in general, apart from being very handsome, this guy is pretty reliable.

After entering the rest area, Alvin handed the big box to Professor Wilson, and then looked at the two rich men Stark and Norman Osborn like two curious students, with eyes full of curiosity. Sit there quietly...

Professor Wilson felt a little uncomfortable being looked at by two of the world's top mental players. He wiped his always neat suit, smiled and nodded to them, and then said: "I didn't know that scientists were also interested in history. ?

I thought you would only pay attention to the most cutting-edge scientific theories, not the history that has long been covered up by wind and frost! "

Stark's ability to become best friends with Alvin is due to the fact that he and Alvin have the same "glossy tongue"...

Seeing that Professor Wilson, a handsome old man, could not find Ethan Hunt, Stark said with some malice: "It is said that you have been relatively free for a while. I always thought that you would marry a young man for yourself." bride.

I never thought you would have time to pay attention to Egyptian mythology...

That girl named Meena Harker actually left you idle? "

Professor Wilson was a little helpless when Stark maliciously opened up the scars. He, an old man in his 70s, was chased by a beautiful girl who looked only 20 years old. It was already a joke in Hell's Kitchen...

For this reason, Mrs. Wilson has "hanged herself" eight times at the instigation of Alvin's secretary Olivia, each time reducing the old Wilson's pocket money a little bit.

Regardless of their age, these women always simply believe that by controlling a man's money, they can control the man's lower body...

They were right!

Because she lost Professor Wilson's funding, Mina Harker, the mutated vampire beauty, had to work part-time to support Professor Wilson, and the time they spent meeting each other was naturally reduced.

Professor Wilson stood up and poured himself a cup of coffee, then looked at Alvin who suddenly became interested and wanted to have a good chat, and said: "If you dare to mention Mina, I will resign tomorrow and go back to my hometown to raise sheep..."

Alvin touched his nose, feeling ashamed for his gossip, and said curiously: "Okay, let's not mention that vampire woman, although her way of making money is fucked, but she is one of our own now, right?

Why? Did Mrs. Wilson hide an ice pick or something under her pillow? "

Professor Wilson rubbed his wrinkled cheeks in pain and said, "I love my wife, I really do!

Mina and I really have nothing to do with each other..."

Norman Osborne looked at Professor Wilson with empathy, nodded understandingly, and said, "I believe you, you are a respected professor.

I can feel your love for Madam..."

Professor Wilson nodded gratefully after hearing this. Just when he was about to speak, he heard Norman Osborne continue: "I have the same feelings for my deceased wife...

My secretaries and I really don’t have anything..."

Seeing Old Osborne making fun of Professor Wilson in a serious tone, Alvin looked at him in amazement and said: "Brother, you impress me. Your sense of humor is so deep that I didn't notice it in the past. "

As he spoke, Alvin thought for a while, stared at Norman Osborne and said: "Julie isn't the secretary now, is she?

If so, I'd have someone carry a pistol in her bag every day. "

Norman Osborne said with a little emotion after hearing this: "If Julie didn't have her own career, I would even hand over the management of the Osborne Group to her.

That girl learns so fast!

In addition to being inexperienced and ruthless, she is a natural strategist...

It would be nice if Harry could work as hard as Julie. That bastard left that pretty girl Mary Jane alone and worked hard to go to MIT with Peter.

Did I miss something?

In fact, I think I'm quite liberal, and Peter is also a lovely young man..."

Alvin was amused by Norman Osborne's nonsense. It is not unreasonable for this guy to become the most successful scientific businessman...

He can be a ruthless businessman, a wise scholar, and occasionally a friend who is humorous, talkative, and self-deprecating without hesitation.

In just a few words, this guy diluted the heavy atmosphere caused by Alvin before. The way he cheated his son even made Professor Wilson, the "victim" laugh.

Compared with Norman Osborn, Stark seems a bit low-end...

Alvin shook his head funny, then looked at Norman Osborne and said: "Don't tell Frank your conclusion, the men and women in the school have already racked their brains with him and Bourne...

Believe me, Frank's patience definitely doesn't reflect this aspect!

His cruelty can help drug addicts detoxify. Faced with such a guy, I believe that the children in the school will never go astray..."