Chapter 1238 Team of Fools

Zhang Qiang looked at the several alien visitors with cold eyes. He waved his sister-in-law's assistant to come over, and then said to Alvin: "Leave it to us, I will copy the information inside and send it to the joint command headquarters we established.

If these fools say those things are 'cannon fodder', I guess they really are. "

Alvin smiled and nodded, handing the computer in his hand to the little girl named Zhihe.

Zhihe took the computer and fiddled with it twice before pulling out a transparent monitor from inside. Then she swiped on it twice as if controlling an ordinary touch-screen computer and found the video taken by the other party.

The little girl curled her lips and turned off the voices in the video, then fast-forwarded through the video. Then she nodded to Zhang Qiang and said, "Sir, no problem, we can take it to the Kree spaceship that went over. data for comparison.

These things look very ordinary, and they can barely even change direction during navigation.

I personally think that with a distance of 4.4 billion kilometers, they should not be able to reach the earth in 5 months.

The gravitational circles of each planet in the solar system will limit their speed. I even wonder how many of them will be left by the time they get close to us. "

Zhang Qiang frowned and said, "Don't use words like 'guess' or 'suspicion'. Send images and data to research institutes around the world. We need accurate assessments."

As he spoke, Zhang Qiang saw Zhihe always staring at the raccoon with a pointed mouth and furry face, as if she wanted to go up and touch him. The leader of the Gunslingers Association said a little impatiently: "What's the use of a little alien monster?" Look, go and get to work?"

After hearing this, Zhihe glanced at Rocket Raccoon with a little regret, then turned and left, saying: "How can a modified animal be so smart? We should capture him and dissect him.

He should be a model of biological modification..."

Alvin just wanted to tease Zhang Qiang about the "sister-in-law" issue, but what the girl said made his hair stand on end. What kind of girl looks at a raccoon with interest just to dissect him?

Zhang Qiang probably guessed what Alvin was thinking, he spread his hands helplessly, then rolled his index finger on his temple, and said with a smile: "You know the thinking of geniuses is a little different from ours.

Especially geniuses with IQs over 185, they are always incompatible with us mortals..."

Alvin smiled and shook his head and said, "Why do I think you are a little proud?

My sister-in-law is so 'perverted', what level should your wife be?

Damn, is an IQ of 185 a level? When I was a kid, I tried my best and got a score of 110! "

After hearing this, Zhang Qiang winked at Alvin proudly and said, "My wife is the chief designer of the Gunslingers' intelligent system 'Nu Wa'. Don't think that Stark is the only smart person in the world."

Zhang Qiang said as if joking: "The difference between us is that my wife is very beautiful, but your Tony Stark has a willful mustache, haha..."

After hearing this, Alvin raised two middle fingers at Zhang Qiang and said with a smile: "How does it feel to be dominated by a woman with a high IQ?

Did you get your position as vice-president by relying on soft food? "

Zhang Qiang laughed loudly and said, "I have bad teeth..."

As he spoke, Zhang Qiang glanced at Zhihe, who had been standing still and eavesdropping on his words. He looked at Alvin seriously and said, "Actually, it doesn't matter whether you are smart or not. I mainly like people who can fight..."

Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang's expression, and he suddenly found in Zhang Qiang's smiling eyes the feeling he felt when he was young and chatting with his best friend.

The feeling of suddenly meeting the frequency was very interesting. He hugged Zhang Qiang with a joking smile and said in a "comforting" way: "China should eliminate such 'inhumane' things as washboards now, right?"

After hearing this, Zhang Qiang pretended to come over and said to Alvin earnestly: "A woman's imagination is always very rich. In fact, a washboard is good. An occasional massage is good for the knees..."

The rigid General Ross always hoped that he could have a few friendly exchanges with Alvin. He saw that Zhang Qiang could always chat happily with Alvin in a few words. In fact, he was very envious.

Trying hard to put a soft smile on his face, General Ross moved closer to Alvin and said, "Actually, the knees don't need to be massaged. The skin there is too thin..."

As General Ross looked at Alvin with a strange expression, he smiled and said: "I don't mean to pay tribute to your past experience!

But if you need it, I have an electromagnetic massager in my laboratory, which can effectively relieve muscle stress and can even be used for exercise..."

Alvin looked at General Ross who was talking nonsense, he shook his head funny, looked at Zhang Qiang and said: "You should do something, you don't seem to be able to resist beatings, massage is still helpful in training your ability to resist beatings. "

As he spoke, Alvin looked at General Ross, who was very attentive. He smiled at him for the first time and said, "Although you are a bad guy with little humanity, you can also give me a set of your massager. Let me listen to that thing." It’s not cheap!”

Although General Ross didn't know what he had done wrong, Alvin's attitude still made him very happy.

A Manhattan Tomahawk who always looked at the military in a colored light put him under a lot of pressure.

In the current joint command, because of Alvin's attitude, the United States basically has no dominance. This was absolutely impossible in the past...

It's fine now. General Ross feels that since Alvin is willing to let go, many things in the future will be easier to handle.

Alvin ignored General Ross's simple inner calculation. He was a hawkish soldier who couldn't find any ideas in social circles.

It's just that everyone's position is the same now, and Dr. Banner has no intention of retaliating against him, so there is no need to always make him look bad.

Glancing at Loki who was hesitant to speak, Alvin shook his head and said, "Go back and get along well with your new friends. I don't know if they are great, but they must have a lot of sense of humor... "

As Alvin looked at Loki's troubled expression, he smiled and said: "You have to seriously reflect on yourself...

Heimdall must hate you, otherwise he wouldn't have teleported you here with these guys. "

Loki glanced at the sky helplessly and said, "There are many people who don't like me..."

As he spoke, Loki looked at Alvin seriously and said, "But as the ground commander of Nidwinir, I must be responsible for those soldiers.

The first batch of Kree landing troops have already landed on Nidvinir. If we want to hold them back and reduce the pressure on Thor in the universe, we must kill Ronan and at least steal the Power Stone.

There are now 12,000 space battleships entering the solar system. It is a bit difficult for us to find Ronan's flagship among them.

That loser Heimdall can't peek in a protected place, nor can he teleport, so we need them..."

Alvin followed Loki's finger and looked at Peter Quill and Rocket Raccoon who were bickering. He hesitated and said, "Are you sure this is a good idea?

I feel like they can do nothing but mess things up! "

Alvin's contempt made Peter Quill feel insulted. He stood up straight and looked at Alvin seriously and said, "Please respect me. As the most powerful thief in the galaxy, I have experienced more crises than you can brush your teeth." There are so many times, oh..."

Peter Quill was blown by Gamora and screamed in pain: "What are you doing?

I'm not bragging, I'm just telling the truth. "

The inverted pupils of Gamora's helpless eyes had disappeared, and she sighed and said: "Do we still want to get the power gem back?

Do you think you can handle Ronan on your own? "

Peter Quill blinked twice, took two steps with his hands spread out awkwardly, and said, "Actually, it's not impossible. As long as we can get close to Ronan and hit him with the Rocket's 'Quantum Missile', we can win……"

As he spoke, Peter Quill tilted his neck and said stiffly: "Actually, I have always had a plan..."

Alvin looked at the fattened version of Dinosaur Island Barry in front of him. He rubbed his face helplessly, then looked at Loki and said: "They better be worthy, or I swear I will chop off your fingers... …”

As he spoke, Alvin looked at the time, then glanced at the endless transport convoy. He signaled to Zhang Qiang that he was leaving, and then shouted to the sky: "Heimdall, take us back to Prison Island..."

After waiting for a few seconds and no reply from Heimdall, Alvin glanced at Loki with a strange expression, and then he shouted to the sky: "Heimdall, send us to the prison island, and I will punch Loki for you. …”

As Alvin shouted, a colorful light fell from the sky and took Alvin and the alien visitors away.

Looking at the space door that was still running, Zhang Qiang nodded with satisfaction. Then the man looked up at the sky and murmured to himself: "Heimdall, is this a code or someone's name?"

…………

A light flashed on the prison island, and Alvin took a few steps dizzy.

Seeing little Ginny running towards him, Alvin opened his arms to catch his enthusiastic daughter, but he didn't know whether he was dizzy or something else, but the little girl passed him by like a gust of wind...

Alvin, who was still in a teleportation state, shook his head. Before he could recover, he heard little Ginny's excited cry behind him, "Dad, this is a raccoon. Is it a gift from you?"

Before Alvin could turn around to see what was going on, Rocket Raccoon's impatient voice came over, "Hey - let me go, you stupid curly Biped!"

Oh, if you pull my teeth, I will make you see blood...

Oh, oh, oh, not even my ears..."