Chapter 1208 Never Sit Idly By
Lorelei underestimated the protective nature of her "divine power"!
Ordinary people in Asgard also have about three times the physique of people on Earth. After finding their "divinity", they rely more on the divine power generated by their divinity to fight, and at the same time protect themselves...
Lorelai ferociously knocked over a fire hydrant to create a 10-meter-high fountain, and then the girl stood in pain in the water column and shouted desperately to Alvin, "What on earth do you want?
I was wrong! I surrender! Damn it! Ok? "
Alvin listened, and he threw the "Super Deodorant" to Duke and asked him to deal with the source of the odor on his body.
Looking at Asgard who was motionless in the sky, Alvin looked at the lovely Lorelei and said seriously for the first time: "It seems that Asgard has given up on the idea of extraditing you back to the country, then. You will have to accept the judgment of the earth.
From the moment you came to earth, how many lives has the earth lost because of you?
6 banks, 5 cash trucks, 3 jewelry stores, how many people did you kill in these places?
And in those places where we haven’t counted yet, how many people have you killed? "
As Alvin drove Lorelai, who was standing in the water column with her skirt rolled up by the wash, he said: "It is also illegal to expose your body in public!
I am indeed reluctant to kill you, but I am still willing to send you to jail!
You have to be lucky that there is no death penalty in New York State, otherwise we will definitely find a female executioner to send you to hell..."
After hearing this, Lorelei covered her skirt that was hit by the water jet like Monroe, and said sadly: "Can't you kill me? Stop torturing me, okay?"
I thought we were made for each other, that we could rule the earth together, that we could defeat that damn old man Odin...
Stop torturing me, if you don't 'love' me, just kill me!
I would rather die than live with this stench..."
Alvin smiled and shook his head after hearing this, and said: "I really can't do it, this may be the punishment of your charm.
Do you know what I hate most about you?
How many people you have killed has nothing to do with me. Naturally, someone will punish you and your mutant "lovers"...
But your ultimate target turned out to be me, and before that you actually went to Hell's Kitchen!
There is my family and my friends there..."
As he spoke, Alvin shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "Maybe you can adapt to it for a while, and when you get used to the smell of yourself, you can try to detonate your divinity to kill yourself.
After all, you have tried it once before, and you are still very determined. Maybe you will succeed next time!
Anyway, I can't do it, after all, you are too charming! "
Alvin is a happy person. When facing someone like Lorelai, he should swing his ax to give her a happy life and save her future trouble.
But he didn't lie. He could ignore Lorelai's charm, but he couldn't bear the thought of killing her. It was as if there was a power that blocked the man's evil thoughts towards her.
At this time, Alvin finally understood why Odin didn't kill her. Faced with such a magical ability, being able to keep his heart and not surrender to the hem of Lorelei's skirt can be called a tough guy...
Lorelai's abilities are embodied in form, language, eyes, and, of the highest order, touch.
The role of the stink bomb is to keep all men awake when facing Lorelei's temptation. After all, no matter how beautiful stinky shit is, it is still stinky shit!
Maybe at this time, Lorelei still has the ability to make those with weak minds risk their lives for her, but that doesn't matter anymore, after all, she doesn't want to live anymore...
Just when Alvin was hesitating about how to pretend Lorelai left, a seven-color light flashed.
Asgard's Queen Frigga appeared next to Alvin. As soon as this gentle and kind-looking queen appeared, she was retched twice by the smell of Ares 3.
But a mage still had a way. With just a thought, she put an air mask on her head to block out the smell of the outside world.
Facing the hellish Times Square, Frigga glared at Alvin with some annoyance and said, "Where are your 'super deodorants'?
Heimdall is no longer able to work..."
Frigga glanced at Lorelei in disgust and said, "She and Sif only stayed for a few seconds and polluted the entire Bifrost..."
Seeing Frigga's arrival, Lorelai couldn't wait to rush out of the water column and shouted at her: "Kill me, kill me quickly, keep me away from this devil..."
Perhaps feeling that the smell on Lorelei's body was too great, Frigga stretched out his hand to create an energy ball and pushed her back into the water column. Then he looked at Alvin and said, "Hurry up, the Rainbow Bridge cannot stop running. That's Aspen." An important defensive tool for Gard.”
Alvin spread his hands and said with a smile: "Then you may have to ask Heimdall to endure it, the 'Super Deodorant' is still on the production line of Stark's chemical factory.
To be honest, your prison management is really bad. If you had been more careful, she wouldn't have escaped to Earth.
I think you're partly responsible for what happened here, and maybe you should consider writing me a check. "
As he spoke, Alvin looked at the extremely unlucky Lorelai with some sympathy and said, "Why don't you kill her? I heard that you sent her to prison..."
Frigga smiled and shook her head after hearing this, and said: "She helped me prove Odin's feelings for me, why should I kill her?
Killing her would just make me feel like I lost...
Maybe you can ask Fox if he will kill her, after all, her target now is you..."
Alvin nodded amusedly. He didn't expect Frigga to be such a confident woman.
Logically speaking, the queen around the king should be eager to hang all the women around the king with "one-foot-long silk ribbons", but that doesn't seem to be the case with Frigga.
Alvin guessed with his own dark thoughts, maybe Frigga wanted that old guy Odin to do something outrageous, and then she could decisively abandon him, but Odin let her down...
Frigga saw the expression on Alvin's face and knew that he was planning bad things about himself and Odin in his mind, which made the Queen of Gods feel very helpless...
After electrocuting Alvin, Frigga waved his hand to create an air shield that covered Lorelei's head.
I originally wanted to help Lorelei, at least so that she could maintain a little bit of Asgardian image.
As a result, Frigga didn't expect that Lorelai's head would also be stained with stinky eggs. Her actions were equivalent to shutting the bedbug into a small box and then stimulating it to release its own stinky glands...
Alvin looked at Lorelei spitting out water that was about to drown her in the air mask. He looked at Frigga with a strange expression and said: "You have refreshed my definition of cruelty. Sure enough, the royal family can only Believe a little bit..."
After hearing this, Frigga was embarrassed and angry and snatched Alvin's remaining "super deodorant" from the parasol. She walked up to Lorelai and cleaned up the stench on her head. Then an air mask was put on her again so that she could breathe some fresh air.
Seeing Lorelei who was in extreme embarrassment and looking numb, Frigga looked at Alvin with a headache and said: "What you did is not a gentleman at all..."
Alvin waved his hand indifferently and said, "Then you take her back. As long as you promise that she will not come to Earth again, I'm sure it doesn't matter to me."
Asgard's Queen Frigga has a strong sense of responsibility. She hates Lorelai very much, but it's a bit embarrassing for her to see an Asgardian goddess being so humiliated on Earth!
Frigga looked at Lorelei, who had basically lost her desire to live, and said with a wry smile: "Can you get rid of the stench on her body and let me take her away?
I guarantee that she will spend her last years in Asgard in the deepest prison..."
Alvin smiled and shook his head after hearing this, and said: "I gave you a chance before, but Heimdall sent them back again.
There's no problem deodorizing her, of course, but what about the people who died because of her?
Just going to jail is not enough, they need some actual compensation..."
As he spoke, Alvin suddenly realized that what Frigga had just said was "the last days of Asgard", not Lorelei's own last days...
Looking at Frigga with a wry smile on her face, Alvin was really embarrassed to blackmail her.
It seemed that the crisis in Asgard really put too much pressure on her, and it would be a bit inappropriate to make witty remarks to Frigga like this.
As for this Lorelei, she really isn't that important.
There was no way he could kill her. Since this was the case, he was still in jail anyway, so it didn't make any difference where he sat...
"Then wait a minute, deodorant production really takes time."
Alvin frowned as he looked at Frigga and said, "You seem a little worried?
What went wrong in the war with the Kree? "
Frigga smiled bitterly and shook his head, saying: "Odin was a little too excited, which made me a little worried.
Yesterday, he gave the god-king Frey of Vanaheim an ultimatum, asking them to send troops to participate in the battle of Nidvenir.
Frey is my cousin, I know him..."
As Frigga spoke, she shook her head as if to drive the bad things out of her mind...
Looking at Alvin's concerned gaze through the helmet of Ares 3, Frigga smiled and said: "Maybe I'm too nervous, but actually it's not a big deal...
And we still have you, right? "
Alvin nodded seriously after hearing this and said: "Yes, participating in the war has been my plan for a long time.
I just didn’t expect there to be so much involved..."
As he spoke, Alvin thumped his chest hard and said, "Asgard has served as a border guard for thousands of years...
Others may not understand, but I will never sit back and watch Asgard being shrouded in dusk..."