Chapter 276

"Such an exam is not worthy of me, Lille." He shook his head and continued to read.

[Question 4, what is water called in the brain? ]

Lille: ...

[Question 5, what is water called in literary works? ]

Lille: ...

[Question 6, what is water called in the hand? ]

Lille: ...

He looked over slowly and saw more than a hundred questions, all asking what water is called where.

And all kinds of weird things.

And what is "Tieba" and "Three Kingdoms Kill"...

TMD, what are Tieba and Three Kingdoms Kill?

I have never heard of them!

Is this something from this world?

Ahhhhhh! What kind of weird questions are these!

Can anyone really answer these things?

Lille swallowed and looked around. As expected, the demons all looked constipated.

I studied so hard every day, but I didn't expect that the things tested in the exam were not related to what I learned in normal times.

Who can bear this?

It hurts, it hurts so much.

In this short period of time, the demons generated a lot of good energy for Li Cheng.

The more painful they were, the more it showed that Li Cheng did the right thing.

"Ahem, cut off the position." At this time, Li Cheng spoke: "Don't talk and whisper, you only have five minutes to answer."

"But, but we can't answer it at all! Teacher!"

"Besides, no one can answer this kind of question!"

Lille was the first to be unable to bear it, he was quite dissatisfied.

He was obviously the one who worked the hardest, if he handed in the paper like this, he would not even get 10 points.

In this case, wouldn't his dream of becoming a demon general, passing the test, and reaching the pinnacle of life be completely ruined?

"No one can answer it? Ha, you think too much!" Li Cheng snorted coldly, dragged Mu to him, touched the Dark Bible, and swore: "I guarantee with my soul that he has never seen the test questions."

Mu really didn't see the test questions. Li Cheng dictated them, and he only memorized the answers.

This is the truth, and it doesn't even need to deduct the life of Grandma Dianhuo.

"Come on, Father, you answer it!"

The contract was established, and all the demons stared at the priest nervously.

They really wanted to know whether there was a problem with the test paper or with themselves.

And Mu smiled disdainfully: "Ask it, Angry God General!"

"Okay, Father, please listen to the questions. I'll skip the simple ones in front and start with the difficult ones!" Li Cheng sneered: "Excuse me, what is water in the brain called?"

Lille was nervous when he heard this question.

He never thought of the answer to this question.

"Ha." Mu sneered: "It's called cerebral palsy."

Water in the brain, isn't it cerebral palsy?

"Correct answer!" Li Cheng gave a thumbs up.

As soon as the words fell, all the demons present were petrified on the spot as if they had heard a thunderbolt from the blue sky.

"Brain, cerebral palsy? So, the answer is so simple?" Lier was even more dumbfounded. He grabbed his hair, unbelievable that he had not thought of this answer.

"Then the second question, what is water called in literary works?" Li Cheng asked again.

"Heh, stupid question." Mu continued to look down on the world: "Of course it is called memory!"

Doesn't Naruto like to use memory water plots the most?

Isn't Naruto also a literary work?

"The answer is correct again!" Li Cheng gave a thumbs up again.

The demons in the audience were already dumbfounded at this time.

So, the answer was actually like this?

No, buddy, this is too abstract.

Are you sure you didn't read the question in advance?

If Li Cheng hadn't just sworn and signed a contract, the demons would have wanted to mutiny.

"Then, the third question, water on the hand, what is it called!" Li Cheng asked again.

Many demons answered this question, and most of them answered "sweat", but Li Cheng told them that the answer was wrong.

At this moment, these demons stared at Mu, swallowing their saliva, wanting to know what the answer was.

And Mu did not disappoint everyone. He raised his head at a 45-degree angle and looked up at the sky, snorting coldly: "Water on the hand, of course it is..."

"Whale*!"

When Mu rewards himself, he often keeps a hand.

"Correct answer!" Li Cheng gave a thumbs up again and again: "My friend, you are the real hero!"

This time, all the demons fell into a petrified state, and the whole auditorium was silent.

Three seconds later, thunderous applause resounded through the sky:

"OHOHOHOH!!! !!!!!! !"

"So that's it! So that's it!"

"TMD, why didn't I think of it, obviously, I just played it yesterday! ”

“… So, the answer is so simple?” Lille looked at his right hand, his face full of shock and self-blame.

Such a simple question, he couldn’t even think of the answer.

What kind of genius are you? What kind of strong man are you?!

Fortunately, this is just a mock exam. If this is the final exam, then Lille, wouldn’t he have been out!

“Damn it, damn it, I’m still far from it!”

“You’re right!” Li Cheng seemed to have heard his inner voice, and shouted: “You are all still far from it. To be honest, if you were to take the exam at this level, then none of you would be able to reach the standard of the Father God!”

After these words were spoken, there was complete silence, and all the demons were upset and dejected.

In fact, this matter involves a cost of silence.

If these demons had done this set of papers at the beginning and felt that they were not cut out for it, they would have run away long ago without any hesitation.

But it is different now.

They have worked hard for many days and have dissected themselves several times.

If they give up now, wouldn’t all the suffering they had suffered in vain?

“But, but we have worked very hard!”

A demon clenched his fists, tears of humiliation in his eyes.

The other demons also sympathized fiercely.

"I tried hard, but the method was wrong." Li Cheng clapped his hands: "Demons, I am sad too! The teaching target given to me by the Father God is to teach you how to dissect and cook yourself."

"But the test question he gave is this kind of thing."

Hearing this, the demons were also angry and puzzled. It turned out that this question was not asked by the Angry God, but by the Angry Father God!

Father God, why did you ask such a question?

This...isn't it deliberately making things difficult for us?

"Bold! I know what you are thinking!" Li Cheng directly used a [Red Eye Special Effect] and released a laser to melt the head of a demon in front of him:

"Remember, the Father God must have his considerations for doing this, and we must not be dissatisfied with the Father God!"

"I, Angry, have been a loyal believer of the Angry Father God since ancient times! Do you understand?"

"Understand, understand!"

The demons trembled.

And Li Cheng continued to speak.

He stretched out a finger and pointed at Mu: "Don't you think it's strange? Such a terrible question, but the priest can answer it."

He pointed at Lille: "Yes, you, tell me why he can answer it."

"This..." Lille swallowed: "Well... because the priest is extremely smart?"

"No."

"Then... he has been trained hard?"

"No."

"Then... is it because of his piety to the Father?"

"Yes, but not right." Li Cheng showed a sunny smile: "The answer is very simple, because the priest used his piety to the Father as a medicine to refine this "Wolong Fengchu Pill."

He took out a small pill from his arms.

"Wolong Fengchu Pill?" Lille was shocked: "This name... sounds so domineering."

"That's right, as long as you take this pill, you can improve your IQ and gain powerful strength! It's a rare treasure!" Li Cheng said righteously and sternly, as if it were true.

"As long as you have this pill, you will be able to answer the test questions, get the right to run for the general, and reach the pinnacle of demon life, demons!"

"Is this true?" Lille looked at the pill, salivating, and his feet moved unconsciously.

"Boy, I know you are anxious, but don't be anxious!" Li Cheng took the pill back: "This pill also has side effects. After taking it, not only will your stomach swell, but you will also feel like there are two little lives dancing in your stomach."

"Such severe pain is definitely not something that ordinary demons can endure."

"It is definitely not comparable to the ordinary torture I suffered a few days ago!"

"You, think clearly!"

"I..." Lille's eyes trembled when he heard this, and his moving feet stopped unconsciously.

The previous pain was already the limit of his endurance. It was really hard for him to imagine what this severe pain was like.

When Master Li Cheng saw this scene, he was immediately unhappy.

I just said a few polite words, why did you take it seriously?

So, he shouted in a hurry: "Boy, are you backing down now? Are you going to give up the opportunity that is within your reach? Are you going to give up the opportunity to step on everyone, to be second to none and above ten thousand people?!"

"Me!" Lille's mind trembled again.

If it were usual, he could easily hear that Li Cheng was trying to provoke him.

But now, he was hit by the aura of intelligence reduction, and his IQ dropped significantly. After being provoked like this, Li Cheng's appearance suddenly appeared in his mind.

He saw Li Cheng being praised by thousands of people, regarded as a genius by teachers, and fought over by the Queen of the Full Moon and Yennefer...

Before Li Cheng, he, Lille, was the most promising genius in the academy.

But after Li Cheng came, all the glory that belonged to him disappeared.

For a moment, his eyes were bloodshot and his head was splitting.

"Those should have been mine, mine!"