Chapter 268

"Heh, you don't understand. That's because I'm not wearing any underwear. That's what a strong person does." Mu wore a robe and underwear on his head, facing the moonlight, and continued to retreat: "Holding the moon and picking the stars, there is no one like me in the world-"

"Then why did you..." Nespu asked again.

"I have been TM enduring you for a long time! Holding the moon and picking the stars, there is no one like me in the world! You bastard, die for me!"

Mu pretended to write for a long time, but he didn't have time to finish a poem. He turned around in a rage, and didn't care about the prestige of a strong person, and rushed towards Nespu.

He took out two broad-bladed giant swords from under his buttocks with both hands.

After so much training, he has recognized himself.

Learning magic can't save Mu. Only by finding himself and learning the way of the god of war can he be redeemed.

The two giant swords opened the way, and the weeds blocking the way in front of him were chopped into pieces by him.

"Haha, a warrior?" Nespu sneered twice again, his sausage mouth moving back and forth: "What a pity, my shield can even resist physical attacks!"

"Really? You underestimated me!"

Mu's eyes condensed, and he rushed to the shield. The next moment, the whole person disappeared out of thin air.

[Underwear for emergency escape (legend)]

[Effect 1. You can pay magic power to teleport within a range of 10 meters, but as a price, you will leave your underwear in place. ]

It's underwear, Mu used underwear!

I saw that the underwear on Mu's head was left in place, but he had teleported in front of Nespu, holding the giant sword high and smashing it down:

"For the God of War Tribe!"

"You TMD!" Nespu didn't expect that this guy actually wore the underwear teleporter he had treasured for many years, and his mentality exploded immediately.

That thing is a relic that he wanted to use but didn't dare to use!

This person, doesn't he have any shame at all!

"Staff!" Nespu shouted, and the staff flew out of his arms and hit the bottom of the giant sword.

His staff not only has the function of casting spells, but also has extremely strong defense and physical attack power. It is a melee insurance prepared by him as a mage.

Sure enough, Mu's giant sword was blocked by the staff.

Not only that, the staff actually grew tentacles and launched a mother's entanglement towards Mu.

And Nespu also squinted his eyes and took out a dagger.

At this point, he didn't care about the majesty of the mage. He used this dagger to kill the bastard in front of him!

"This dagger, you are still so twisted and turned?"

When Mu saw this posture, he knew that something was wrong. He squinted his eyes and stubbornly used the relic again.

[Effect 2·You can pay magic power to exchange positions with your underwear, but as a price, you will leave your feces in place. 】

With a loud bang, Mu's figure disappeared.

When he reappeared, he had returned to the place where his underwear was just now.

And the place where he teleported left a yellow hill.

On the hill, Mu's first pair of underwear was floating down.

"Oh, fortunately I was smart and only wore it on my head, not inside the robe. Sure enough, I am a genius!"

Mu showed a confident and sunny smile.

That's right, Mu returned to his old attitude this time, attacking with no underwear + wearing underwear on his head, not because he was cerebral palsy, but to cooperate with this relic.

If he wore it underneath, wouldn't it be pulled into the pants when exchanging positions with the underwear? So it can't be worn.

If you don't wear underwear, won't you be able to teleport?

So you have to wear it on your head.

Perfect!

"Hahaha! Fortunately, I can use this relic skillfully, otherwise, I will fall into the trap of that old bitch!" Mu smiled heartily, turned his head, and a puzzled look appeared on his face: "Hey, where is that old bitch?"

"Besides, this amount is too large, right? Who can poop so much?"

"Wait..."

"Fuck, there is someone in the shit!"

Mu's eyes trembled, and he vaguely found that there was a figure wriggling in the shit mountain.

The figure tried his best to climb out of the shit mountain and wiped his sausage mouth with his hand.

"Fuck, old bitch, why are you in the shit?" Mu was shocked.

"Fuck him!!!!" PS: (*Only one word)

"How can you curse me?" Mu was so angry.

"Wuwuwu, I don't want to play anymore, I don't want to play anymore!"

And Nespu was lying on the ground with snot and tears, wriggling and running away.

This defense just now shattered all his thoughts of resistance.

What about delivering messages, what about expelling gods, what about capturing elf sisters...

All these thoughts disappeared.

He felt that he was no different from a saint, with only one thought - run, damn run, must leave here!

This place is simply hell!

Two people and one dog, naturally don't want him to run away.

But Nespu has now entered the mop-stained shit mode, which can be said to be invincible. The two people looked at each other, and didn't know what to do.

"Roar, it seems that I still have to take action!"

Shan Na stood up excitedly.

"No, no, Shan Na!"

Karenina saw this scene and immediately became anxious.

She hurriedly grabbed Shan Na's hand: "If you go, that's hell!"

Mu was also in a trance.

He remembered that Shan Na was a dog.

However, Boss Li Cheng’s dog cannot do such a thing!

"Hey, what are you thinking about?" Setsuna frowned: "This is what I want to do!"

As she spoke, she clasped her hands together, and her steel rod-like tail spun like a propeller!

The howling wind carried the Big Love Demon Dog and made her fly like a helicopter.

But the helicopter's propeller is on top, and Setsuna's propeller is on the bottom.

"Quack, quack, quack! Children, I'm back! Today, in an instant, I am about to enter the land of gods again!"

While speaking words that no one could understand, she fanned the propeller and flew over Nesp's head.

Nesp: "Still? Are there any masters?"

The next second, Setsuna's tail propeller's speed doubled again!

The strong wind blew on Nesp's face, cutting various wounds on his body and blowing away the golden shit.

Not only did it blow away, but it also flew towards the area of ​​the demon dormitory!

In an instant, shit helped the wind, wind helped shit, and the sound of shattering glass could be heard.

Just like this, the pieces of reply were accurately blown into the demon clan's dormitory.

Floating onto the 20-story execution bed carefully designed by Karenina.

The demons were very tired from training during the day, and they were basically snoring and opening their mouths from time to time.

So...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! It's a defense, it's a defense tornado!!!"

Roaring sounds echoed one after another in the demon clan's dormitory.

In contrast, there were the electric shocks they received after escaping and hitting the electric bed!

"Ahhhhhhhh!"

Then, the miserable howls began to come one after another!

This night, the demons saw hell.

Half of them chose to self-destruct under the repeated torture of answering questions and electric shocks.

Yes, it is the same as the Abyss Dancer, who self-destructs without being able to return to the Abyss.

The thought of this extremely terrifying "night of electric shock defense" will become their eternal memory. No matter how many times they are reincarnated, they will never forget it.

These demons resolutely chose to self-destruct.

"I definitely don't want to live with such a memory!" - This is their last thought before death.

Of course, their deaths were not without value.

The intense and beautiful energy generated by the pain before death was all transmitted to Li Cheng's pain emblem.

Let him make a fortune.

Presumably, these demons in the sky will also show smiles that deserve their death!

The storm subsided, Setsuna's tail finally stopped spinning, and she landed on the ground.

That terrifying shit mountain has disappeared, or in other words, it has merged with the demons forever.

Even Nesp's body was clean.

Not to mention the defense, even the hair is gone.

Under the blow of the wind blade, all his limbs were cut into pieces, leaving only his upper body and head.

This is because he might reveal other information.

"Ah, I am indeed the super invincible Great Love Demon Dog Kouya!" Setsuna put her hands on her hips and looked up to the sky and roared: "Ouch!!!!"

"Hehe, hehe." Mu straightened the underwear that was blown away on his head: "I also forgot to ask the boss what kind of devil dog he has."

"The big love dog... shouldn't be a husky, right?" Karenina also scratched her head.

She was a little frustrated.

I feel that my performance today was not good enough. Among the two places and one dog, I was not the one who was born first.

No, no, I have to work harder next time.

Pink Hair was born a little angry.

Since you are angry, you need to vent your anger.

She walked up to Nesp, and while paralyzed, she released countless water magic and waterboarded him.

This was just to clean him up and prevent him from making Brother Li Cheng feel disgusted when he saw him.

Definitely not venting anger.

Absolutely not!

——

Thirty minutes later.

Li Cheng sat in the main seat of the command hall, looking at Nesp with dark circles, swollen eyelids and a sausage mouth in front of him, and fell into deep thought.

"What you mean is that this guy is the dean of the Northern Magic Academy, Nesp."

"Yes, boss!"

"That's right, brother!"

"Ouch!!!!"