Chapter 314
Still second-hand.
But it doesn't matter, as long as it's a man.
Li Cheng and Mu, two young boys, stood beside him, one on the left and one on the right. They had never thought it was so difficult to keep their mouths shut.
"I'm furious." The Furious Father God spoke slowly.
"I'm here."
"This time, you...even though you reversed it for me, you still connected it anyway. The merits and demerits are equal, so I won't punish you."
"Xie Mian is very tolerant." Li Cheng licked his lips to suppress a smile.
"Well, it's a pity, it's a pity." The furious father Shinhwa changed his mind: "Originally, I thought that if you picked it up for me, I would take you to take a tour of my treasure house, but I didn't expect that you would give me If the connection is wrong, the opportunity will be gone.”
"..." Li Cheng didn't have to hold back his smile now, his whole face fell.
F*ck, you said you won’t take me there, so you won’t take me there?
How many dogs! Those are all mine, mine!
You have a way to die!
"But..." The Furious Father God changed the topic again: "In view of what you said about Lille, ahem, I can give you another chance."
Hearing this, Li Cheng narrowed his eyes
Good guy, why don’t you give me Rihanna and still think about good things?
Angry Father God, I think you are really drifting...
Li Cheng thought for a while, and then showed the bright and cheerful smile of a big boy: "About Lille, there is one thing I haven't told you, my dear father."
"What's the matter?" The furious father's heart suddenly became clenched.
He originally planned to use the magic dragon as a sacrifice to the new whip.
Unexpectedly, the dragon was a traitor and ran away, which made him angry.
Now Lille has such a sexual fetish.
If he also ran away, the furious Father God would not be able to accept it.
"Ahem, actually, this guy Lille has always lived in endless entanglements." Li Cheng looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, with a look of resentment.
When Mu on the side saw this scene, he knew that Boss Li Cheng was about to start reorganizing things again, and he couldn't help but said: "Pfft..."
"Why are you laughing?" The furious father glared at him.
"I remembered something happy." Mu shook his head quickly.
"What happy thing?"
"I, I, I, my brother is awake!" Mu shook his head.
"woke up?"
"Yes, my brother was in a vegetative state before, and he suddenly woke up just now for some unknown reason."
"Okay..." The Furious Father God nodded and ignored this twice-defying thing.
He looked at Li Cheng again: "You just said there was a problem with Lille, what problem?"
"Actually, it's not a big problem." Li Cheng said worriedly: "Father God, think about it, what a noble demon you are, and what a lowly thing you are there."
"This is not a problem." The Furious Father God waved his hand: "Identity has never been a problem in my eyes."
"It's not about status or identity." Li Cheng continued: "What I mean is, Lille doesn't know that you... didn't have Jiji before. He is interested in you, so why doesn't he go to you and dedicate himself to you? "
"Well, this is indeed a bit strange..." The Furious Father God picked up the thermos cup, blew on it twice, and took a sip.
He has always been fair and open in his selection of concubines.
Anyone who is a demon can find his contact information.
Lille likes him, why not just come to him?
"The reason is actually very simple." Li Cheng sighed: "Here, although he is a 0, his sexual fetish is actually..."
"Xiao Nanliang!"
"Pfft!!!" The scalding hot water was sprayed on Mu's face by the furious father.
He looked at Li Cheng in shock: "What the hell?"
Xiaonanliang and Nantong, although they look the same, are completely different things.
Moreover, if Lille is a 1, that's it, it can barely get involved.
But he is a 0, he is a 0, how can he like Xiao Nanliang?
Could it be that Nanliang is on top?
Isn't this a bit outrageous?
"This is the truth, Your Majesty the Father." Li Cheng patted his chest and I assured him with my angry personality: "This is absolutely true. If you don't believe it, you can always ask Lille!"
"This..." The Furious Father God was silent.
"On the one hand, it is my uncontrollable love for you, and on the other hand, it is the XP system that I have grown up with." Li Cheng made another expression of bitterness and hatred: "Do you know? Brothers Lear, this is how they live. I’ve been struggling until now!”
"This, what should I do..." The furious father God also felt Lille's pain, and closed his eyes with compassion: "What a sad story, what a pity, what a pity. What a lovable little boy. Boy."
"My Furious Father God is 1, but not Nanliang."
"No matter how much he loves me, I'm destined to be unable to give him what he wants."
"Father, I don't think so." Li Cheng sneered.
"Oh? How do you say this?" Fury was confused.
"Father God is above me, think about it, since there is hesitation here, doesn't it mean that there is a possibility of reversal of his xp system?" Li Cheng followed suit.
"Can this thing be reversed?" Fury continued to wonder.
"Even the Dragon Whip can be reversed, it's just XP, so why not?" Li Cheng continued to be persuasive.
"...If you want to die, just say so."
"Ahem, what I mean is that the reason why you are struggling here is mainly because you don't get the love from Father God. If he gets your love and understands the joy of making an address book, he will definitely be able to reverse the situation in a big way. !”
Li Cheng's eyes were firm, and what he said made sense.
"Pfft..." Mu wiped his face and laughed again.
"What the hell are you laughing at!" The furious father turned to glare at him.
"I think of happy things..."
"What happened?"
"I, I, my brother fainted again..."
"???" The furious father kicked Mu, the cheater away, and looked at Li Cheng: "You mean, let me use force? This is not possible, I am a person of grace!"
"Father God, how could you think of me so much? I would never come up with such a bad idea." Li Cheng patted his chest and said, "My plan is extremely great!"
"A great plan? Tell me."
"To put it simply..." Li Cheng looked around to make sure there was no one there before he smiled brightly and said, "You, go be Xiao Nanliang."
Angry Father God: "..."
"Of course, I'm not asking you to take it seriously." Li Cheng continued to explain: "I'm asking you to use the transformation technique to become a woman, pretend to be Xiao Nanliang, get close to Lille, seduce him, and make him fall in love with you."
Angry Father God: "..."
"Wait until the relationship heats up, the tide rises, and the fire is ignited at the first touch." Li Cheng continued: "Take off the hood again and tell him that you are an angry father!"
Angry Father God: "..."
"By then, the deal is done." Li Cheng said confidently: "Lil will understand that in fact, what he likes is not Xiao Nanliang at all, but your angry father."
Angry Father God: "..."
"I call this plan the Lille Bending Plan." Li Cheng stretched out his finger: "I am 100% sure that this plan will succeed. What do you think?"
Angry Father God: "..."
Faced with Li Cheng's great plan, the furious father remained silent.
One minute.
Three minutes.
Five minutes.
Ten minutes passed. Li Cheng couldn't help but become nervous when he looked at his silent and furious father.
Could it be that this guy's IQ has improved?
Should I use regeneration to backtrack and escape?
"Okay!" At this moment, the furious father shouted and gave a thumbs up to Li Cheng: "Okay, really good! I didn't expect that you have already made a comprehensive plan for me!"
"I'm furious, I'm furious. What I said is indeed right. In this world, you and I are the only ones who can be called heroes!"
"To come up with such a plan, you are indeed a genius among geniuses!"
"Low-key, low-key, don't do anything basic!" Li Cheng waved his hand.
"Well, then you go tell Lille and carry out this plan!" The furious father waved his hand and said with great satisfaction: "Wait until I break Lille, oh no, wait until I win Lille, I will take you there From my collection, you can choose any item and bring it out!”
The Furious Father God was quite satisfied. This satisfaction was not only because of Lille, but also because Li Cheng pointed out a clear path for him.
In the past, when the Furious Father God met those men he liked, he would always be unable to attack them because they were not Nantong.
But now, he has opened the door to a new world!
That's right, I can pretend to be a woman first, and then when it's done, I can recreate the original shape!
The Furious Father drew inferences from one example and felt that this Furious Father was really a rare wise general in the world.
He was so furious that he was truly lucky to have such a talented person.
"Pfft." Mu, who was kicked away, rolled over again and couldn't help laughing.
"What the hell are you laughing at!" The furious father turned his head.
"I, my brother, he——"
"I've been putting up with you for so damn long!" The furious father pushed Mu to the ground and started punching and kicking him.
Li Cheng looked at the two people who were so affectionate and quietly slipped back to his tent.
As soon as he arrived at the camp, he became happy.
I saw Lille, standing at the door of the camp, waiting respectfully.
Saying hello every morning is a necessary process for him.
"Well, Xiaolizi."
"Hey, the slave is here." When Lille saw Li Cheng coming, he quickly put on a sneer and ran over: "Sir, the suicidal index in our camp increased by another percentage point yesterday. !”
"All this is due to you, sir!"
"Low-key, low-key!" Li Cheng waved his hand: "Xiao Lizi, you have performed well recently. To reward you, I have a reward for you today."
"Reward?" Lear was immediately elated when he heard this.
Jie Jie Jie, there is another reward. I am indeed the son of destiny!
Li Cheng, Li Cheng, you can’t believe that I have reached such a high position in this trial. I, Lille, have passed the test 100%!
"Yes, I have found a girlfriend for you."
"Girlfriend?" Leer's eyes trembled.
Are you actually planning to use your beauty to reward me and seduce me?
Angry Explosive God General, Angry Explosive God General, in your eyes, is this the kind of person I, Lille, am?
You are really good at judging people~
"Sir, where is my wife? Can I see her?"
Li Cheng: "..."