Chapter 337 Still Wrong, Still Right
While Uchiha Mai was talking to Kakashi, Mizutomon En and Utatane Koharu looked at each other, exchanged their opinions with their eyes, and came over with a smile on their faces.
The wrinkles on their faces squeezed out by smiles were like a blooming chrysanthemum.
Mizutomon En smiled with narrowed eyes: "Mai, how is the situation of Kirigakure recently?"
Uchiha Mai played with a shuriken in his left hand, his fingers flying without raising his head, and replied: "It's okay.
The Kirigakure is on the right track, and all walks of life and all aspects have initially adapted to my control."
It's my control, not Konoha's control. Whether in attitude or words, Uchiha Mai did not leave the two Hokage advisors with a trace of mercy.
The two Hokage assistants who were still advocating the Uchiha threat theory and were determined to be irreconcilable with Uchiha Mai, now seemed not to have heard the meaning of Uchiha Mai's words, and nodded repeatedly.
"That's good, that's good.
After all, you are a ninja of Konoha, and you are an outsider in Kirigakure. If you feel that some people in Kirigakure are not working well, you can tell us.
Konoha will always be your solid backing, and we are your family. As long as you need it, Konoha can always spare some people to help you manage Kirigakure."
Pretending.
Are you trying to help me manage Kirigakure? You are clearly trying to pick peaches and reach out to Kirigakure.
You are cheap!
Uchiha Mai raised his head and glanced at the two old bitches, expressionless, and asked: "Is it 'Konoha is my backing', or 'I am Konoha's backing'?"
Mitomon En and Utatane Koharu froze, angry in their hearts, and felt a little embarrassed.
In a world with extraordinary existence, personal strength can solve many problems. Uchiha Mai's strength is known as the strongest in the current ninja world.
At least before his Mangekyō Sharingan is scrapped, no one can deny this fact.
Single-handedly killing two Mizukages and conquering the Hidden Mist Village that had been dormant for decades, this record is really too shocking.
For now, Konoha really needs Uchiha Mai more. If he doesn't take action, Konoha is likely to be conquered by the three major ninja villages.
Don't forget that Kakuzu, who is fighting on the Sand Village front at this moment, is also Uchiha Mai's man, although the hiring fee is paid by Konoha.
The two Hokage advisors smiled awkwardly and never mentioned sending ninjas to the Hidden Mist Village to assist in management.
"Haha..."
"Senior Tsunade is really a joker..."
As the four people talked, the sound of Tsunade and Mei Terumi talking in harmony gradually came from far away.
The four turned their heads and saw Tsunade and Mei Terumi walking hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder, like a pair of close plastic sisters, slowly walking towards this side.
Acting!
When she was about to reach the four people, Mei Terumi suddenly shook off Tsunade's hand, pushed Kakashi aside, and hugged Uchiha Mai's arm with both hands, rubbing it~
At the same time, she said in a bitch-like manner: "Mai-sama, Tsunade-senpai's knowledge is so profound.
Just talking with Tsunade-senpai for a while, I benefited a lot and learned life experience that ordinary people can't understand in thirty or forty years.
You always said that Tsunade-senpai's outlook on life is very decadent and pessimistic, which is clearly a lie. I have never seen such a free and easy, transparent and honest elder like Tsunade-senpai."
Thirty or forty years, honest elder... Mei Terumi chose to seize a weakness of the enemy and pursued it relentlessly, no matter how much she was injured.
Tsunade, who was suddenly thrown away and could no longer play the role of a plastic sister, looked at her hanging hands and felt very embarrassed.
He pulled the corner of his mouth, squinted his eyes and smiled and retorted: "If I learned something from the other party, it is obvious that I benefited more.
I learned a lot of knowledge about skin care and body management from Meimei. I think no woman in Konoha knows more about this than Meimei.
Although I probably won't use this knowledge, as a woman, doing some maintenance in daily life can always make you more confident."
Tsunade stabbed the knife without mercy, seized her advantage, and chased the little girl relentlessly.
This old woman!
This little slut!
Tsunade, who was holding Uchiha Mai's arms, looked at Tsunade standing in front of Uchiha Mai, and both had a headache for the difficulty of the other party.
Tsunade: [You came to Konoha and took the initiative to challenge me, which is not a big wave. If you dare to go one step further, the world will be turned upside down! ]
Tsunade: [You can come and try it! Humph, are you bullying me because I am not fully mature? ]
The above is the eye contact between the two women.
Uchiha Mai sighed with her hand on her forehead. How could these two women fight like this?
After glaring at Mei Terumi for a long time, Tsunade finally decided not to endure it anymore. She took a step forward and pulled Mei Terumi's arm, pulling her up from the sofa.
"Hey, hey, hey, Tsunade-senpai, what are you doing?"
Mei Terumi covered her arm and screamed in shock, as if she was a Disney princess who would be bruised if someone pinched her arm lightly.
"Nothing, just something, I want to talk to the head of our Konoha [Hypothesis] and the head of [Mist Headquarters]."
Tsunade sat on the sofa, raised her hand and lifted the broken hair by her ear, and said casually.
Mei Terumi suddenly realized that this was a direct confrontation, and she was going to use her strength and status to directly suppress others.
Mei Terumi just fell for this. Whether in terms of strength or status, she was far behind Tsunade.
It was okay to say that the sisters had a deep relationship just now, but now that it was time to talk about business, the two Hokage advisors of Konoha had to stand, so naturally she couldn't sit down.
After bullying Terumi Mei, Tsunade put on another face, smiling like a flower and wrapping her arms around one of Uchiha Mai's arms, pulling her into the softness of her arms.
"Wu, how are you doing in Kirigakure Village? Is there anything you need help from, my sister?"
Just say it, sister, I am now the acting Hokage of Konoha, and my power is infinitely close to that of the Hokage, so I can always help you. "
Uchiha Mai stiffened slightly. This was the first time that Tsunade took such initiative. Could it be that she was a blessing in disguise?
Although Terumi Mei has developed very well, her potential has not been fully explored at her young age. Being held by her and being held by Tsunade were completely different feelings.
Is it too fast? What if Tsunade becomes angry and settles the consequences later and wants to repair me?
It's better to be restrained and stop being so greedy.
With this thought in her mind, Mai Uchiha exerted a little force to pull her arm out of Tsunade's arms.
Tsunade's cheeks instantly felt hot all over, and an unknown fire arose in her heart.
Then he subconsciously hugged Mai Uchiha's arms tightly, angrily scolding the latter with a warning look in his eyes.
Boy, if you take your arm out now, wouldn't you be sincerely embarrassing me in front of that little naughty fox?
Uchiha Mai:! ! ? ? ?
What does this mean? If you don’t want me to pull my arm out, then I’ll put it in.
With this thought in his mind, Uchiha Mai stopped taking out his arm, and used force in reverse to squeeze his arm in again.
Tsunade snorted coldly, her whole body was weak and weak, and she subconsciously relaxed her arms. The fire in her heart became even stronger, and she looked at Mai Uchiha with her charming eyes, pretending to be angry.
Uchiha Mai:! ! ! ? ? ?
Why did you let go after I pushed it in, and it was still raised? Could it be that I made a mistake and should pull it out?
Okay, then take your arm out.
…
Well, I got the wrong idea again, so I sent it back and squeezed it in.
…
It seems to be true, after one more "um", he is obviously more angry and it's time to take his arm out.
…
Still wrong.
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Still right.
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The intimate interaction between the two made Terumi Mei's eyes wide open. Old lady, you are playing with fire! Are you pretending that this girl doesn't exist in front of me?
This has never happened before. Maisama and I have been together day and night for half a year, and we have never played like this.
The old pair of Mito Katoen and Koharu Koharu looked at this and nodded repeatedly. It seemed that with Tsunade around, even if Uchiha Mai left Konoha and established her own branch, she would not completely sever her relationship with Konoha.
You can even have the luxury of looking forward to the offspring of the Uchiha and Senju clans, the two strongest families in the ninja world.
Since ancient times, Uchiha and Senju, like the white-striped black zebra and the black-striped white zebra living on the African savannah, have been separated from each other for a long time and have been feuding for a long time.
Even after the establishment of Konoha, the relationship between the two families was not good.
The offspring of the union of Uchiha and Senju must be the most talented ninja in the ninja world, and they can make Konoha great again.
Heroes are invincible in the face of power. Heroes are just tools in the face of power.
The two old men had already made up their mind about Tsunade, wondering if they could sell Tsunade at a good price for Konoha.
This is also the beauty of adulthood.
Yikima~si~
"Crack!"
There was a crisp sound. It turned out that when Tsunade was distracted, because she was too "excited", the arms holding Uchiha Mai's arm were not strong enough when she exerted force, and she directly strangled the latter's arm.
Severe pain came, and Uchiha Mai remained motionless without saying a word. As a ninja who had experienced hundreds of battles and often fought on the front line, this minor injury was nothing.
It wasn't until five seconds later that Tsunade came back to her senses.
The Screaming Stick read: “Ah!
Wu, why did your arm suddenly break? I will go home immediately to get bandages and medical tools to set your bones and heal your injuries. "
"No, this is a small injury..." Mai Uchiha waved her hand.
Just for this minor injury, I pinched the broken bone to straighten it, and then threw in a random medical ninjutsu, and everything was solved.
Where special bandages and medical tools are needed.
Speaking of which, I have the Nichirin Armor that can reduce external attacks to one-tenth. How much strength did Tsunade use just now to actually cut off my arm?
"boom!"
Before she finished speaking, Tsunade suddenly punched Uchiha Mai on the chest and hammered it into the ground, causing the sofa and floor tiles to shatter.
"I am the most outstanding medical ninja in the ninja world. I have the best say in how to treat your injuries. Just wait here!"
After saying that, Tsunade used all the techniques that could increase her speed, such as the magic power technique and the teleportation technique, and smashed the wall of the Hokage's office at an unprecedented speed and left.
In other words, escape. The sudden burst of speed surprised everyone except Uchiha Mai.
What's going on? Could it be that Tsunade also learned the Flying Thunder God technique from Senju Tobirama without saying a word?
Lying on the ground, Mai Uchiha opened her Consciousness-only Mangekyo Sharingan with doubts in her heart, and glanced in the direction of Tsunade's escape.
I felt that although the latter was faster than ever before, like an electric phantom, his running posture was quite awkward, and his coquettishness seemed to be deliberately concealing something.
Uchiha Mai: I was so verbose that I realized it.
No wonder he behaved so strangely just now, no wonder he ran away in confusion, no wonder he wanted to "destroy the body and traces" and indirectly smash the sofa...
Jia Baoyu said that women are flesh and blood made of water, because water is so pure and soft, making people pity her.
When Cao Zhi praised Zhen Mi, he also compared her to Luo Shen, the river god in charge of Luoshui.
Uchiha Mai sighed in her heart, the ancients did not deceive me, women are indeed made of water, especially beautiful women.
Of course, it may also be because Tsunade is too sensitive. After all, she is as old as a wolf and is at the peak of her life.
"Really."
Terumi Mei and the others didn't notice anything, they only felt that Tsunade was angry with shame.
The little girl quickly pulled Uchiha Mai and helped her up, muttering a barrage of accusations against Tsunade: "This old woman.
You are really moody, you think it is great to be the acting Hokage, Maisama, you have also received the post of Minister of Konoha.
In terms of status, you are even above her, not to mention your contribution to Konoha so far.
It's good for her, in order to maintain her authority as the acting Hokage and the number one medical ninja in the ninja world, she suddenly attacked you indiscriminately, and even strangled your arm inexplicably..."
Balabala, who is capable of slandering her to the best of her ability, perfectly explains what it means to be a plastic sister and what it means to be a bitch.
"It's okay, she is my sister after all, I don't care."
Mai Uchiha excused Tsunade and even wanted to laugh a little.