Chapter 350 I Decided to Debut as an Idol
"Who says I'm not in a hurry?"
Uchiha Mai stopped writing and said calmly, and after the ink dried, she picked up the paper on the table and unfolded it: "Look!
This is how I prepared to run for Hokage. "
What is this? Is it some kind of careful plan?
Tsunade leaned over curiously, and after taking a closer look, she discovered that it was the lyrics and music of a song, and the title seemed to be "Blue Bird".
"What is this?" Tsunade asked.
Mai Uchiha explained: "This is the embodiment of my will of fire, and it is also the biggest guarantee for me to run for Hokage and continue to gain popularity in the entire ninja world.
In order to run for Hokage, I decided to become an idol! "
"What do you mean?"
Tsunade felt that Uchiha Mai's head was filled with water. Others running for Hokage were all about relationships and road shows. How many songs are you going to sing?
Uchiha Mai continued to explain: “For a long time, members of the Uchiha clan have served in the Konoha Security Department, which is a thankless department.
And because the Uchiha clan is too mysterious and the clan members are too aloof and have little affinity, they seem to be on the opposite side of the people of Konoha.
Although it has improved in recent years, the people of Konoha's inherent impression of Uchiha is not easy to change and can only be reversed by subtle influence.
This not-so-good image is obviously not conducive to my candidacy for Hokage.
At least compared to Minato-sensei, who was friendly to others and was called Little Sun, my image was dragged down by the name Uchiha and I was at a disadvantage.
If you want to turn things around, you must use strong medicine and heavy punches!
So, I decided to debut and become an idol. Of course, it's not just me, the Uchiha clan also has to keep up.
When I debut as a male solo singer, I will also select twelve males between the ages of 14 and 18 from my family to form a group called "Boyhood".
A two-pronged approach, two-pronged approach, held a total of 60 concerts in the entire ninja world.
For these 60 concerts, I have made full preparations in the past six months and wrote about 60 songs with lively and energetic melodies and positive lyrics.
I believe that by the time the tour ends, the image of the Uchiha clan will be transformed, and my reputation in the entire ninja world will be unparalleled. "
Understand Wang Cricket, a stand-up comedian can become the commander-in-chief of America, and a driver, a comedian, can also become the commander-in-chief of the European womb.
Then I, Mai Uchiha, can also become Hokage by virtue of my identity as a singer and ninja!
Uchiha Mai is full of confidence.
"Isn't it too embarrassing?" Tsunade said, holding her forehead.
"Is it already a very shameful profession to be an art worker, or are you looking down on us who are engaged in art?"
Uchiha Mai asked rhetorically.
"That's not true." Tsunade shook her head, and after thinking about it, she discovered some secrets. Even if it was "embarrassing", it was just the right amount of humiliation.
I'm about to run for Hokage. It's better to have a people-friendly and down-to-earth image than a mysterious one.
"calm down."
Uchiha Mai stopped Tsunade's shoulders and said with relief: "The entire ninja world has just experienced a protracted war, and small-scale firefights are still occurring in very few areas to this day.
The war-torn people of the entire ninja world need something to soothe their mental pain and make them forget the pain.
My all-ninja world tour will definitely be a great success. "
In addition to changing his image and accumulating reputation for running for Hokage, the biggest purpose of this all-ninja tour is to increase his fashion points.
The war is basically over. In the short term, Uchiha Mai can no longer gain a large amount of fashion points by killing people. But of the 20,000 points required for the two-and-a-half-star prize pool, Uchiha Mai has only saved more than half of it so far.
One man captured Kirigakure Village and hacked to death the Third Kazekage, earning a total of 10,000 fashion points, which was not satisfactory.
The war is over, and the speed of obtaining fashionable points has slowed down. If you want to obtain a large amount of fashionable points, you must think of some sideways methods.
Touring the entire ninja world is a good way.
Although I always scolded "actors" in my previous life, I have to admit that the profession of "actor" is inherently more likely to attract attention.
This is true even in the ninja world, such as Fenghua Koyuki in the future.
If this wave is done well, the harvest may not be less than capturing a ninja village.
Running for the Fourth Hokage is one of Mai Uchiha's goals. But the top priority is always to be fashionable. Fashionableness is the foundation for Uchiha Mai to establish herself in the ninja world.
Uchiha Mai has made up her mind, and Tsunade is also convinced.
A few days later in the evening of Konoha Village, Mai Uchiha, the number one male soloist in the ninja world, and [Boyhood], the number one boy band in the ninja world, made their debut with great fanfare.
It is worth mentioning that Obito was captured by Mai Uchiha and put into [Boyhood] to become the captain and vocalist.
I believe that after the Ninja World Concert is over, many girls will be willing to give birth to monkeys for Obito. In order to make Obito more confident and lose his dog-licking nature, Mai Uchiha also has good intentions.
At the village night, the song Uchiha Mai sang was "Blue Bird", and the song "Boyhood" sang was "Take Me Higher", the theme song of Ultraman Tiga.
It won the applause of the whole house, as well as the applause of Sarutobi Hiruzen!
Okay, the singing is very good. Although there are no words or sentences related to Will of Fire in the lyrics, there is an inexplicable feeling that these two songs fit well with Will of Fire.
Especially the song "Blue Bird", which is the perfect embodiment of the will of fire!
Uchiha Mai also put a lot of effort into keeping up with the trend. The 60 songs are basically the theme songs of hot-blooded comics, Ultraman, and Kamen Rider.
It highlights the passion and positivity.
Of course, the more important reason is that these songs are originally in Japanese, so there is no need to translate them from Chinese to Japanese, which can save a lot of effort.
After the song ended, Uchiha Mai held the microphone in his left hand and pointed to the audience with his right hand, and announced another piece of news that shocked the entire Konoha.
"Thank you very much for liking my songs.
Next, I have one more thing to tell you. In order to soothe the pain in your hearts and bring a [smile] to the ninja world, I have created a total of 60 songs!
In the next six months, I will tour the entire ninja world and hold not one, not two, not three, not four...
but 32 concerts! And the [Boyhood Generation] group launched by our family will also have 28 concerts, a total of 60 concerts.
At least 20 songs will be sung in each concert.
Konoha! This is for you!
The latest concert will be in four days. The concert venue is Konoha Arena. The ticket purchase location is..."
In just a few declarations, Uchiha Mai also implied James, Yang Kun, and Girls' Generation, and caught a wave of fashion value.
These declarations completely ignited the passion of the people of Konoha.
After the village party ended, they rushed to the ticket purchase location and snapped up a total of 10,000 tickets, 2,000 yen for the front row, 1,500 yen for the middle row, and 1,000 yen for the back row.
Some ninjas who were delayed by something due to unexpected situations had to spend two or even three times their salary to buy tickets from other people at a high price.
Half an hour before the opening ceremony, the front row tickets were even sold for 10,000 yen, but even so, it was still hard to get a ticket.
After deducting the venue fee and maintenance fee that needed to be paid to Konoha, it was still possible to make a net profit of nearly 10 million yen, which was much more than being a ninja.
Tsunade, who had been slacking off at home, saw a business opportunity and found Uchiha Mai, hoping to get a fixed share of tickets from him in the future and become an official scalper.
It was impossible to go on a mission, so she could only make a living by reselling concert tickets.
Tsunade's unreasonable request was sternly rejected by Uchiha Mai. If you are short of money, you can ask me for it, but if you want to be an official scalper, there is no room for negotiation.
My fans and music fans are my family. I, Uchiha Mai, am not an unscrupulous anchor who harms "family members".
Besides, if you, the official scalper, make all the money, then the people who paid a high price to buy my concert tickets must feel uncomfortable. How can I follow the mass line?
Not only can we not engage in official scalping, but we must also crack down on scalping!
To maintain order, Uchiha Mai specially transferred several people from the family to serve as ticket sellers and announced that each person is limited to 3 tickets.
And severely crack down on scalping. Some scalper ninjas who use transformation techniques to repeatedly buy tickets will be exposed under the Uchiha family's Sharingan!
Of course, it’s okay for ordinary people to sell their three tickets. We can catch the big ones and let the small ones go, as long as we don’t let scalpers hold a large number of concert tickets.
After the 6 concerts in Konoha, Uchiha Mai and [Boyhood] immediately moved to the Land of Fire and started a tour of the entire ninja world.
Because they have already held several concerts in Konoha and their influence has spread to surrounding areas, the box office of each of the next few concerts is also around 5,000 to 6,000.
Then, they will move towards the capital of the Land of Fire step by step, steadily improving.
Of the 60 concerts, 50 are in the Land of Fire and the Land of Water, 2 are in the Sand Village, and 2 are in the capital of the Land of Wind.
There are three concerts at the border of the Land of Earth and the border of the Land of Thunder, which is the full ninja world tour.
It is similar to the concerts of some stars in the previous life. The 30 concerts in China are called national tours, and then they go to Singapore to hold a small venue with a few hundred people, which is the full Asian tour.
Then go to Europe and the United States to hold two more small venues with a few hundred people, and the full Asia will become a global tour, which sounds more high-end.
For a time, the ninja world was shaken. Uchiha Mai's full ninja world tour set off a music craze in the ninja world, and the major ninja villages reacted differently.
Among them, the reaction of the Hidden Cloud Village was the greatest.
A certain Eight-Tails Jinchuriki of the Hidden Cloud Village anonymously proposed to the Raikage that as the saying goes, our Hidden Cloud Village is full of martial virtues but chooses cultural victory. As one of the top ninja villages in the ninja world, we must not show weakness!
What Konoha has, we must have too!
I, Kirabi, am willing to lead by example, hold a few concerts in the village first, then tour the country, and then tour the whole ninja world, and we cannot weaken the momentum.
Kirabi's petition was approved by the Third Raikage.
This kind of thing is just like the Cold War between Ugly and Su. When two big forces are fighting, they really have to fight in every aspect and will not stop until they have nothing.
In order to compete with Konoha, Kirabi's first concert was also launched in the Hidden Cloud Village with great fanfare. The total number of audience members was 15,000, which was 1.5 times that of Uchiha Mai's Konoha concert!
WIN!
Don't do evil for the sake of smallness, and don't be lazy for the sake of small wins. Our Hidden Cloud Village really won.
Unfortunately, only one of the 15,000 audience members was left 10 minutes after the opening of the concert.
Sitting on the high platform decadently, Kirabi stared at the messy Kumogakure Square and the prince Ai who was tied up in the audience and still struggling, and fell into deep thought.
Why?
In terms of singing skills, number of fans, figure, appearance, and composition talent, he, Uchiha Mai, is not as good as me.
Why can his paid concerts be full, while my rap concert, after the opening, there is only one audience member left, and my concert is still free.
Alas~
This is probably the pain of being unappreciated. In this vulgar world, only my eldest brother can appreciate my art.
The next moment, Prince Ai broke free from the restraints of the eight-tailed tentacles, clenched his fists and blasted out, hammering Kirabi from the east end of the village to the west end of the village.
"Stinky boy, do you want to kill me? Father should not agree to your request for a concert!"
Kirabi burst into tears, and the last soulmate was gone.
In any case, the Kumogakure Village still "successfully" held a large-scale concert with 15,000 people, win!
A few months later, Uchiha Mai and [Boyhood]'s all-ninja tour was finally announced to be over, and they had gained a lot.
The image of the Uchiha clan has been reversed. In addition to being a wealthy family in the ninja world and a thousand-year-old ninja family, there is another label: a literary family.
Obito has also successfully gained many female fans.
Strictly speaking, Obito is not ugly, and he is even a little handsome. Even passers-by in the world of Naruto are not too bad looking.
With good looks and works, Obito has become a new idol in the ninja world, and has many more fans, fans who like his face, and fans who like his mother.
The only drawback is that Obito, who is already a successful person, has not lost his dog-licking nature.
After returning to Konoha, he ran to Nohara Rin's house as soon as possible, boasting about his experience in the past few months, and licked Nohara Rin again by the way.
His servile appearance is amazing.
Nohara Rin's attitude towards Obito has improved, but Uchiha Mai is a bystander. He believes that the reason for Nohara Rin's improvement in attitude is not because Obito has become better, but because Kakashi has started dating.
He would rather go on a blind date than choose me. It seems that Kakashi really doesn't like me. Forget it, let's be nicer to Obito, the dog licker.
"Do you think he looks like a dog?"
Uchiha Mai sat on the Hokage Rock and pointed at Obito and asked Tsunade beside him.
Looking at Obito who kept chasing and pleasing Nohara Rin, making all kinds of jokes, making a fool of himself and trampling on his dignity, Tsunade nodded.
"Like, too much."
In addition to being like a dog, he also looks a little like Jiraiya.
In a trance, Tsunade understood a truth: Dog lickers will not be valued by others. Those who always abuse themselves to please others will only be despised by others. Things that are too easy to get will not be cherished by anyone.
"Alas."
Uchiha Mai sighed, and she was really helpless with Obito, the dog licker. It's not that your brothers don't help you, it's that you don't live up to your expectations.
Or forget about Obito and count your gains.