Garbage Skills Become the Strongest In the Ninja World

Chapter 336: The Two Supreme Beings Fight at the Border of the Ninja World

Tsunade walked gracefully and slowly to the little girl, Mei Terumi. After taking a few glances at the latter, she discovered another fact that was somewhat difficult to accept.

This girl who looked to be 17 or 18 years old was actually a few centimeters taller than herself. Without shoes, she was about 1.68 meters tall.

After a few more years of development, she would at least grow to 1.7 meters, while Tsunade herself was only 1.63 meters tall.

The ninja world is different from the Japanese world. Japanese men generally like those petite and cute women. The perfect height of a Japanese woman is between 1.50 and 1.60 meters, and she is like a little bird.

This can be seen from a habit of Chinese stars and Japanese stars: lying about height. Chinese female stars like to report a higher height, while the opposite is true for Japanese stars.

For example, Yui Aragaki, the wife of Uchiha Mai in her previous life, was actually between 173 and 175 meters tall, but her official height was only reported as 168.

Because the number of cells in the ninja world is more than that of earthlings, they develop faster, have a slightly higher average height, and their aesthetics are slightly different from those of Japanese stars, similar to China.

The perfect height for women in the ninja world is between 160-170cm, which can form the most beautiful height difference with most men in the ninja world.

In this regard, Tsunade's height of 163cm is perfect.

The problem lies with Uchiha Mai. At the age of 14, his height has reached about 168cm. Even considering the fact that he developed earlier, his height after adulthood cannot be lower than 185cm.

This is 23cm difference, not a good match.

While Tsunade was looking at Mei Terumi, the latter was also looking at the former carefully, and comparing the various proud features of the former with herself.

After two or three glances, she found that she was lagging behind in some aspects.

First of all, the mountains on her chest are obviously not as good as Tsunade's. In the entire ninja world, there are indeed not many people who can compare with Tsunade in terms of the turbulence.

Tsunade is not just big, but also beautiful in shape.

Because of gravity, the big breasts that are all fat will inevitably sag without underwear, affecting the appearance.

Those that will not sag must be fake breasts or stone breasts.

This can be seen from the famous android teacher Fukada, whose stone breasts will not change shape whether lying down or standing.

Tsunade broke this rule and kicked Newton, who had risen up, back into the coffin.

Not only are they big, but they are also round. They do not sag without special underwear. Their static beauty is comparable to that of the stone breasts of androids.

And because they are real breasts, the mountains will shake when walking and moving, without the disadvantage of stone breasts that are not as beautiful as the hips.

In addition to her breasts, Tsunade's waist is thin enough, her butt is big enough, and her overall lines are S-shaped, with a convex front and a curved back that is very visually impactful.

She is slender but not too thin, giving people a round and smooth feeling. When she is serious, her strong woman temperament increases her height by 10 cm.

She is close to perfection, and there is almost no flaw in her appearance.

Terumi Mei, who was quite discouraged, subconsciously straightened her chest. She thought that she would grow to this level sooner or later!

Overall, Tsunade was afraid of Mei Terumi's potential, while Mei Terumi was afraid of Tsunade's current strength that had been perfectly fulfilled.

The atmosphere in the office became more and more intense, and Mito Kado En, Utatane Koharu, Uchiha Mai, and Kakashi even faintly smelled the smell of gunpowder.

"Strange, why do I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable?

Come, Kakashi, help me see if my shoulder has any hidden injuries left in the previous battle."

"Okay, okay."

Uchiha Mai, who had anticipated this situation early on, chose to withdraw very wisely. Kakashi, who noticed that the situation was gradually getting out of control, also made a wise choice to cooperate with Uchiha Mai's performance.

Tsunade ignored the two people who ran away, took the initiative to pull Mei Terumi's little hand, and smiled: "How old is your sister this year, what is your name, and what position do you hold in the Hidden Mist Village now?"

Shameless, how old are you, and you still call me sister!

Mei Terumi let Tsunade hold her hand, and smiled, "My name is Mei Terumi, I am sixteen years old this year, and I am a jonin of the Hidden Mist Village.

I am currently the assistant to the Mizukage of the Hidden Mist Village's Administrative Department, and the deputy director and assistant director of the [Konoha Headquarters in the Mist].

Strictly speaking, I am also a Konoha ninja."

[The Headquarters in the Mist], the highest authority department that was parachuted into the Hidden Mist Village, is indeed a part of Konoha.

Only sixteen years old!

Tsunade's assessment of Mei Terumi's dangerousness was raised again. At the age of sixteen, she had such a size and figure, she was simply a natural vixen. When she was sixteen, she was still a washboard.

Mei Terumi, who was obviously inferior to Tsunade in temperament, took over Tsunade's move and chose to take the initiative to attack, smiling like a flower: "You must be Senior Tsunade.

When I was very young and had not yet entered the Kirigakure Ninja School, your name was already spread in Kirigakure.

You are beautiful, kind, and powerful. You are my idol. By the way, I was about four or five years old at that time. How old are you this year?"

Shameless old woman, you must be an old cow eating young grass, right? Don't you see how old you are? Mai-sama and I are a perfect match made in heaven.

Tsunade held Mei Terumi's hand and trembled slightly. She narrowed her eyes and realized that this was a strong enemy with high bitch power.

But the old man is always the old man. Tsunade regained her composure in an instant and said casually: "Well, who can remember that kind of thing?

I really envy sister Mei Mei, she can remember her age clearly.

Ever since I learned Grandma Uzumaki Mito's Yin Seal Technique, which made my appearance permanent, I have forgotten the concept of age. "

Little vixen, don’t look at your youth and beauty now. Let’s look at you in twenty years. I’m afraid you will be old and sallow, but I will still look like you do now.

Terumi Mei's expression changed slightly and a trace of cold sweat broke out on her forehead. Damn it, because she was so shocked to see Tsunade, she actually forgot that she also had the secret technique of Yin sealing, and took the initiative to find fault with Tsunade about her age.

Sensing that there was a trace of panic in Terumi Mei's heart, Tsunade took advantage of the victory and took the initiative to ask: "By the way, sister Mei Mei, you serve as Mai's assistant in Kirigakure Village, so what specific work are you responsible for?"

Um?

Terumi Mei was slightly startled. Being able to get along with Maisama day and night is where I have the upper hand.

What's wrong with Tsunade, this shameless old woman, to actually take the initiative to find a topic to humiliate herself in this regard? Could it be that she has intermittent cerebral palsy like me?

No matter what, if the enemy takes the initiative to hit the muzzle of his gun, there is no reason not to shoot.

Terumi Mei still acted like a junior and said eloquently: "Juniors are responsible for many things. At work, Maisama will often give an order or issue a decree in a certain general direction.

And I am responsible for working with the Kirigakure Government Affairs Department to improve the decree based on the actual situation of Kirigakure Village, and to check and fill in the gaps for Maisama.

In addition, I am also responsible for taking care of Maisama’s food, clothing, housing, transportation, and daily life. I can also be regarded as his daily life assistant.

At the beginning, juniors often failed in their duties because they were not familiar with the habits and preferences of dance sama. Later, they gradually got better and became more qualified.

Of course, this is just a passing grade. There is still a lot for juniors to learn when it comes to taking care of Maisama. "

Terumi Mei is mumbling a lot, you stinky old ladies, you brought this upon yourself, you can’t blame me.

Tsunade listened patiently to what Terumi Mei said, nodding frequently during the process, and finally said with concern: "That's really troublesome for Mei Mei.

I watched this kid Wu grow up, and I know everything you said. Although this kid is very mature at work, he is very stubborn in life and must get what he likes.

He is also very self-centered, and generally does not consider other people's feelings. He must make others accommodate him.

For example, when he was very young, he pulled me and said, Sister Tsunade, you are so beautiful. When I grow up, I must marry you as my bride.

No matter how much I told him about the age difference between the two of us, this kid just wouldn't listen and kept insisting. In the end, I agreed to make this kid happy, and he was willing to give up.

Alas, as a child, he is just like my biological brother. What else can I do besides accommodating him?

But it was not in vain that I had hurt him for so many years. Knowing that Konoha was in a critical situation, I deliberately conquered a master like Kakuzu and asked him to support the Sunagakure front.

After sorting out the affairs of Kirigakure Village, he personally came to Konoha to support him. It was obviously in his interests to stay in Kirigakure. "

Little flirty fox, what if you get along with Wu day and night? But I heard that Wu is a young man because he lost his mother when he was young.

Knowing that I didn't want to continue to be the acting Hokage, in order to help me out of the sea of ​​misery, I rushed over from Kirigakure Village.

I am this boy’s ideal type!

puff!

puff!

puff!

Terumi Mei felt like she had been stabbed several times in her heart. This was the legendary Tsunade. She was unexpectedly strong.

He obviously looks like he has no brains, he is not as sexy as me, and he is not as bitchy as me. How come his boxing skills are so superb?

Terumi Mei still underestimated Tsunade. The latter was a ninja who had been famous for many years, with strength and means, even though he had stretched his hips for many years.

But that's just because I haven't encountered anything that I care about. If I really take it seriously, I can suppress the sleeping dragons and phoenixes like Mito Kado and Koharu in a matter of minutes.

Now that she saw her own pig being beaten by other little cabbages, Tsunade, who was eager to protect the pig, used all her strength.

Can you block this punch with thirty years of skill? ?

Terumi Mei obviously couldn't stop her, she was still in a bad state.

However, one of Terumi Mei's rules of conduct is to always fight after defeat. The little girl quickly cheered up and pulled Tsunade to find new topics to take the initiative.

"By the way, Tsunade-senpai, I heard..."

It highlights a youthful and energetic person.

In the corner, Mai Uchiha, who was always observing the conversation between the two through lip reading, was amazed. She really didn't expect that these two women were of such a high rank.

What about taking care of Maisama's daily life, food, clothing, housing and transportation? I was not used to it at first but then became qualified over time. Why don't I remember this?

In order to cultivate her inner self, Mai Uchiha deliberately hid her preferences in many aspects.

For example, I like ketchup but not mayonnaise, but I eat a serving of mayonnaise noodles every week, a plate of noodles mixed with two bottles of mayonnaise.

I like cats and dogs but don't like bugs, but at a certain period I kept a few beetles as pets, and I never left them without them day and night.

According to what Mei Mei said, it was completely false.

Tsunade also had a lot of fake news.

The best way not to be rejected is to reject others first, not to do anything you are not sure about, and only attack when there is at least a certain chance of winning. This is Mai Uchiha's code of conduct.

What did you say when you were very young, "Sister Tsunade, I must marry you when I grow up"? It was all made up by Tsunade.

Although Uchiha Mai wanted to drive a big car, she never mentioned this to Tsunade. She has always been influencing the latter by doing things without saying anything, playing the role of an old scoundrel who silently wins favor.

How come you say I am so ignorant, and you say it in a very formal way.

The two supremes fought to the edge of the ninja world, and the road was wiped out.

"I really admire you, Minister, for daring to bring Mei Terumi to Konoha." Kakashi gloated on the side.

You should be merciful everywhere!

Uchiha Mai also realized her mistake at this moment.

Before leaving, Mei Terumi hugged her thigh softly and hard, asking to come to Konoha together, and promised with her life that she would never cause trouble, and would choose to endure even if she encountered any problems.

Uchiha Mai, who was entangled and tired of it, simply agreed to it considering that Tsunade's position was not high.

He obviously underestimated the level of the two women and their subconsciousness to protect their territory.

"Don't be happy too soon, kid."

Uchiha Mai glanced at Kakashi and sneered, "Laugh if you want to, you will cry someday.

You seem to be one or half a year older than me? In another year or two, you will get married.

Senior Sakumo is very worried about your marriage. Not long ago, he took time out of his busy schedule to write me a letter, asking me if there are any good girls in the Hidden Mist Village and the Uchiha clan, and asked me to introduce them to you.

When the war is over, there will be at least a hundred blind dates waiting for you. You don't want your father to worry about your marriage all the time, right?"

Kakashi's face turned pale. Uchiha Mai, you are too babyish!

Hatake Sakumo, who has retired for a while, is more like an old father.

The ninja world is like ancient China. Because of the constant wars, the major ninja villages and countries advocate early marriage and early childbearing in order to maintain population balance.

It is normal to fall in love at the age of seven or eight, get married at the age of fourteen or fifteen, and have children at the age of sixteen. Because the bodies of people in the ninja world are much stronger than those on Earth, there won't be any problems.

Kakashi has always been a stranger since he was a child, and he is also indifferent to Nohara Rin who has been pursuing him for many years. It is obvious that he doesn't like Nohara Rin.

If it was just Nohara Rin, it would be fine, but Kakashi is like this to any girl in the village, as if there is no girl in the whole Konoha who can catch his eye.

This made Hatake Sakumo very worried, and he was really worried.

If Kakashi continues to be like this, then our Hatake family will be cut off, and I won't be able to hold my grandchildren?

Since you don't like the girls in Konoha, let's take a long-term view and choose from other ninja villages.

Hatake Sakumo has a low political sense and doesn't think there is anything wrong with Uchiha Mai being the head of the [Resident Dance Headquarters], or what impact it will have on the Hokage lineage.

In his opinion, Uchiha Mai is still one of his own and trustworthy. Naturally, he asked Uchiha Mai for help.

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