Chapter 286: Heart Like a Dog

"Heh, you're so slick."

Tsunade looked a little disgusted. Uchiha Mai, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually had this kind of fetish. In fact, she was secretly happy in her heart.

Where is beautiful? My legs can make Konoha's most handsome boy unable to take his eyes away, which proves that my beauty is flawless.

Uchiha Mai was also wronged. He was not a leg control or foot control. He was just a simple sp.

Do you think he didn't want to praise Tsunade's real excellence? He wanted to. It's not that he didn't want to, but he couldn't. There was no way. The wind was tight. There were some things that Jiraiya, a paper media writer, could say, but Uchiha Mai couldn't.

After a while of talking nonsense, the day passed.

The next day, every household in Konoha decorated with lights and colors to celebrate the New Year. The smoke of war seemed to have been dispersed. Everyone smiled and greeted people, ready to welcome the new year.

At noon, Uchiha Mai, Tsunade and others rushed to the Hokage Rock Square. While setting up the stage, they made the final preparations before the festival.

On this day in previous years, the master of the gate would always return to Konoha with the Flying Thunder God Technique to preside over the relevant work of the festival, and guest-star as the emcee and host.

This year, the situation is a bit special. The war on the front line is so tight that the master of the gate cannot spare a few hours today.

So the task of hosting the village evening festival fell on Uchiha Mai.

Now Uchiha Mai is the combination of the village evening director + host + program planner, and has a heavy responsibility.

In the evening, the moon is on the willow branches, and the ninjas and villagers who stayed in the village took to the streets one after another, participating in this annual event with laughter and joy.

The members of the security department were busy, guest-starring as security personnel, sacrificing the time to reunite with their families and enjoy the event together, to maintain the security of the battlefield.

Obito is a member of the Anbu and a subordinate of Uchiha Mai, not a member of the security department, and it is rare for him to have a day off.

Taking advantage of this rare opportunity, Obito carried a few boxes of fireworks and secretly climbed up to the Hokage Rock, and held a grand fireworks show in front of all the villagers.

The east wind blows thousands of flowers at night, and blows down stars like rain.

As the fireworks went up, Obito stood on the top of the stone statue of Senju Tobirama, shouting and waving to Nohara Rin in the crowd.

Nohara Rin didn't notice Obito, because when everyone's eyes were attracted by the fireworks, Nohara Rin's eyes were still on the cool boy Kakashi beside him.

Kakashi just glanced at the fireworks and Obito, and casually said childish.

So Nohara Rin also echoed and said childish.

Why Kakashi said childish Nohara Rin didn't understand, but if Kakashi said childish, it must be childish.

When Kakashi raised his head, Obito, who climbed up the Hokage Rock privately, had been caught on the spot by the members of the Security Department and escorted back to the Security Department.

Konoha has its own rules and regulations. During the festival, without the approval of the Hokage, no one can climb the Hokage Rock or set off fireworks privately.

Of course, as a member of the Uchiha clan, the security department would not make things too difficult for Obito, but a scolding was inevitable.

Tsunade, Kushina and others who were rehearsing saw all this.

Kushina admired Obito very much. He climbed up the Hokage Rock to set off fireworks for the person he liked. This kind of romantic thing was something that the master of the sect had never done.

Tsunade had some understanding of the relationship between Obito, Kakashi and Nohara Rin. After scolding Obito for being naughty, she felt a little sympathy for the boy.

Just a little bit.

In theory, what Obito did was no different from what Jiraiya did on a daily basis, and Obito even did it better.

At least Obito was very serious about men and women, except for being a little bit out of tune, and he was infatuated with Nohara Rin.

Tsunade sympathized with Obito, but it was still almost impossible to get her to accept Jiraiya. Being touched was not love.

It happened that Uchiha Mai passed by the backstage, and Tsunade and others told Uchiha Mai what they had just seen.

Tsunade asked, what do you think about this?

Uchiha Mai just smiled contemptuously and said that as an excellent poker player, I would never bet heavily on a game with slim chances of winning.

Tsunade was stunned, and after a while, she understood what the latter meant.

In the final analysis, Uchiha Mai is still more rational and rarely swayed by emotions. Even if she admires Tsunade in her heart and wants to drive a big car, she will not do it knowing that it is impossible.

It is fundamentally different from the male protagonists in romance novels who "I can't live without you, and if the world is against you, then the world is my enemy."

Tsunade asked again, one day in the future, will you climb up the Hokage Rock like Obito and do something similar?

In fact, what Tsunade really wanted to ask was "How much does Lei like me?"

Children in Konoha are generally precocious. There are many who fall in love and get engaged at the age of twelve or thirteen, and get married at the age of fourteen or fifteen.

At least many of Uchiha Mai's classmates are now in pairs, or on the road to being in pairs.

Uchiha Mai is an outlier among his peers.

He ignored the pursuit of his peers such as Yuhi Kurenai, and didn't care much about the girls in his family, but he went to Tsunade's house every day.

This behavior already shows his attitude.

In the past, Tsunade didn't understand what Uchiha Mai meant, but as she grew older and her body gradually developed, she more or less understood it.

Tsunade's personality is indeed a bit careless, but after all, she has been in love once, so it's not that she can't read the air or the eyes.

You can't hide the look in your eyes that you want to kill someone. Likewise, you can't hide the look in your eyes that you like someone.

Regarding Uchiha Mai's weird behavior and xp, after analyzing it, Tsunade came to the conclusion that she might have an Oedipus complex.

She lost her mother when she was young and lacks love, so it makes sense to prefer older and more mature women, right?

After coming to this conclusion, the first emotion that emerged from Tsunade's heart was not resistance, but joy and some indescribable pleasure.

If we can attract handsome young men, we are still very attractive, right?

As for that kind of pleasure, Tsunade thinks it should be the feeling of betrayal written in Jiraiya's book. But if Tsunade is asked to accept Uchiha Mai now, it is unlikely, after all, the latter is too young.

So Tsunade wanted to take this opportunity to inquire about Uchiha Mai's thoughts. If the latter is just a moment of youthful ignorance, give up his idea as soon as possible.

In response to Tsunade's question, Uchiha Mai just replied calmly: If the ninja world is not settled, why should we call home?

This was an answer that was obviously beyond Tsunade's expectations and caught Tsunade off guard.

Uchiha Mai used the drag technique.

If you express your feelings now, there is a high probability that you will be rejected directly. After being rejected once, the relationship between the two parties will be put on the surface.

In the future, if you think about boiling a frog in warm water and letting Anbu go to bed, there will be no chance. Confession is not a charge to launch an attack, but a clarion call to victory.

Love is War, Uchiha Mai didn't know if he could win, but he knew that as long as he didn't confess, he would never lose.

After being stunned, Tsunade couldn't quite understand what Uchiha Mai meant. Is it just me who got the wrong meaning, or is this brat young and ignorant but doesn't know it?

"I just want to ask what you think of Obito's behavior." Tsunade asked.

"Very affectionate, but licking a dog will lead to a good death." Uchiha Mai unceremoniously criticized Obito.

Tsunade was stunned again.

"Don't you think Obito is like a groveling dog wagging its tail and begging for mercy?"

Mai Uchiha stared at Kakashi, the cool guy in the crowd, and Nohara Rin, whose eyes were full of Kakashi, and said calmly: "Nohara Rin has rejected Obito more than once.

However, Obito was still deeply devoted to Nohara Rin, and showed his affection even more vigorously, making his self-esteem worthless.

His affection is too cheap. Even if Nohara Rin originally liked him a little, she would unknowingly despise Obito's affection because of Obito's behavior.

Because to Nohara Rin, Obito is a dog that comes and goes as soon as he is called. No one will cherish something that is too easy to get.

What's more, many of Obito's actions would put Nohara Rin in an extremely embarrassing situation. "

After that, Uchiha Mai shook her head and left.

Tsunade mused, it was probably the same for her own rejection of Jiraiya, right?

It's not that Tsunade and Nohara Rin are Green Tea. They rejected Jiraiya and Obito from the beginning and didn't give the latter the slightest chance.

We are still friends, and we can only be friends.

After eight o'clock, the village party was held as scheduled.

There was nothing much to say about the program at the beginning. From Mai Uchiha's point of view, it could only be regarded as a back-up program. Even so, it still ignited the passion of the people of Konoha.

After being depressed for a whole year, everyone needs a chance to vent.

This went on until nearly twelve o'clock.

"Next is the penultimate program of this year's village evening, the dance song "Pure Land" performed by Sannin Tsunade Hime, Jounin Uzumaki Kushina, and Jounin Uchiha Masami!"

The Uchiha dancer said a few words to warm up the show, revealed the name of the show, and walked off the stage directly.

Instead of going backstage, he came to the auditorium, chatting and laughing with Sarutobi Hiruzen, Fugaku and other senior officials, staring directly at the stage.

I have been working hard for several days just for this moment. Just because of this jealousy, I made dumplings, and there was absolutely no reason to go backstage.

Everyone looked towards the stage, eagerly anticipating the next show. The program featuring three beautiful jonins was arranged to be the penultimate one, so it must be a big deal.

With a "pop!", all the lights on the stage suddenly went out.

Just when everyone was panicking, several beams of lights suddenly lit up again, shining towards the center of the stage.

Under the spotlight, Tsunade, Kushina, and Masami were dressed in gorgeous black-soled floral dance costumes and high-soled sandals, posing in preparation for the dance.

For a moment, everyone held their breath, and the whole place was silent.

It wasn't until a piece of extremely magical music came from the speakers, and Tsunade and the three of them danced in a house dance to the music under the spotlight, that the scene exploded.

We have never seen such a big scene!

A battle can be fought at any time, but there are not many opportunities to watch a beautiful jounin perform a house dance.

Sarutobi Hiruzen's face was flushed and he stared at the three beauties singing and dancing on the stage. His hands were so numb that he didn't even realize it.

If he hadn't been worried about the boss next to him and the fact that one of the people on the stage was his disciple, Sarutobi Hiruzen would have even wanted to blow the rogue whistle on the spot.

Jiraiya said that Hiruzen Sarutobi often used his transformation technique to visit Kabukicho.

There is also a plot in TV: When Jiraiya was young, he was caught peeping in a women's bathhouse by Sarutobi Hiruzen. Not only did the latter not stop him, he also said that Jiraiya could go with him next time.

Lao Se approved.

Hiruzen Sarutobi had scruples, but Mai Uchiha didn't. He blew a rogue whistle at Tsunade on the stage and gave him a few winks.

This made Tsunade even more confused. Is this kid really interested in me, or is he just taking advantage of the atmosphere?

"This must be the best program in the village evening this year, dance, you did a good job, you did a good job.

In this way, everyone can forget all the pain caused by the war and welcome the new year in the best condition. "

The excited Sarutobi Hiruzen danced and stared at the stage, tilting his head to dance to Uchiha.

Every year after the village party, there is an award for the best program. In the past, this selection had more political implications. For example, three years ago, Uchiha Mai was blackmailed.

There is really no room for maneuver this year.

The performance of the three Tsunade was so excellent that the applause and roars of the audience could even reach ten miles away.

The response of all previous programs combined was not as good as this "Pure Land". After all, who can refuse three beauties with good looks and figures to dance in a house?

"Kage is wise." Mai Uchiha boasted.

No matter what Sarutobi Hiruzen's thoughts were, he designated "Pure Land" as the best program. At least his efforts were rewarded.

Just now, the fashion value has exceeded the 5,000 mark, and it is expected to reach 5,500 points by the time Tsunade's performance is over.

GHS is the primary productive force.

What's the point of fighting and killing? Watching young ladies dance, admiring big ladies and long legs, and being fashionable is what you're good at.

After the song ended, Tsunade and the three bowed and left the stage.

The applause and cheers from the audience lasted for a long time, and countless people shouted loudly, hoping that the three Tsunade people could return to the stage to say a few words, and preferably perform again.

Unfortunately, their idea cannot be realized.

If Tsunade and the other three are willing to perform once, they are already giving face to Uchiha Mai and Sarutobi Hiruzen. How can there be any reason to do it again?

This is not a performance by Deyun Society, it is also an encore.

Mai Uchiha walked onto the stage and waved for everyone to stop shouting.

Although there were many female fans of Uchiha Mai in the crowd who scolded the men next to them to restrain themselves after seeing Uchiha Mai, not everyone was willing to give Uchiha Mai a face.

How much does Tsunade's chest weigh? How much does your chest weigh?

It was not until the security forces who maintained order came forward that the scene was suppressed.

“Beautiful things are always fleeting, just like the blooming period of cherry blossoms. Once you appreciate them once, there is no need to keep them.

Next, I will bring you a song called "Heart Like Still Water", and I will also give this song to a friend of mine. "

After that, Mai Uchiha sat on the stage and started playing and singing regardless of the reaction of everyone off the stage.

In fact, the program that Mai Uchiha prepared for herself was not this song. It was just a temporary change after seeing Obito's actions today, so she changed the program.

"I would like to look back at you and give you a greeting every day

Sometimes I worry and become a licking dog

After the first awakening of love, the rhythm jumps wildly

My heart has been empty just to see your smile

Live your life as the most annoying version of yourself

All day long you wonder if fate can attract your attention

My attachment is abandoned by your indifference

Your topic is just a one-man show

The blank record seems to tear away attachment

Alone in an empty room without saying a word

Like raindrops from the sky disappearing on the roadside

Maybe I'm doing it alone

If she understands this, she actually understands everything

But I was just pretending, I saw a dog

I'm too weak to suffer the torture

I sincerely treat her as a bubble and beg for her tenderness

Whoever she loves will not accept you

Everyone can see clearly, but you don’t want to look back

Willing to accept it, she brings expectation

May you no longer be humble and walk to the next intersection

……………”

The lyrics were modified by an up owner at Station B in the previous life, and now they have been translated into Japanese by Mai Uchiha.

Mai Uchiha didn't want Obito to be too embarrassed, so she didn't explicitly give him the song.

He just hopes that there will be one less licking dog in the ninja world. If Obito wasn't so affectionate, maybe there would be less trouble in the shinobi world.