Chapter 284: Pure Land

Uchiha danced with a splash of ink and wrote the lyrics and music of the song in just over half an hour.

It's all Japanese songs, just copy them, it doesn't take much time.

The moment Uchiha Mai stopped writing, Tsunade grabbed the score and began to read it carefully.

In fact, I can't see anything. Tsunade is not a literary and artistic person after all. If I pull Jiraiya and Kirabi over, I might be able to see something.

"Is this intro too long?"

Tsunade pointed to the music score and said in confusion: "The melody of the intro alone has three or four lines, and there are no lyrics until after three or four lines.

Wouldn’t the audience find it a bit boring, with only accompaniment and no one singing? "

"This is dance music."

Uchiha Mai explained: "The performer has to dance from the beginning, and the part of the melody without lyrics in front of it is regarded as the accompaniment of the dance.

There are beautiful girls dancing that are eye-catching, so the audience will naturally not feel bored. "

"Are these lyrics a little too ambiguous?"

Tsunade was still a little resistant, and she pointed at the lyrics and found fault with them: "When the bright moon rises,

Light the red lantern.

The accompaniment signal sounded at the festival

The tempting night butterfly dances gracefully.

This is completely the sound of Mi Mi. Are you sure that the will of the Konoha ninjas will not be corrupted by the zombies' fighting power when they hear such a song? "

"What's wrong with the lyrics?"

Uchiha Mai asked back: "Isn't this very normal and cheerful? The melody, lyrics and rhythm are all suitable for playing at some festivals.

This is a very serious song. "

That's right, the song that Mai Uchiha chose for Tsunade was the song "Jiuraku Pure Land" that became popular all over the world.

I have a dream. Before Uchiha Mai traveled through time, I had two unrealistic fantasies: watching the dance king Uchiha Madara dance "Wild Wolf Disco" and watching the ball king Tsunade dance "Jiuraku Pure Land".

This is a veritable otaku dance and otaku song. As soon as it was released in its previous life, it flooded all major barrage websites, attracting many ups to rush to cover and dance it.

Tsunade was obviously not very convinced by Uchiha Mai's explanation.

Pointing to a lyric on the score, he questioned: "Oh, really?

Then let’s look at this section again【歌えや歌え心のままに

The random hair is breathtaking

踊れや踊れ时をforgetれ

Let’s go crazy together tonight]

I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, what are you doing? "

Tsunade's expression and tone were very understanding.

"This is dancing."

Uchiha Mai's face was not red, her heart was not beating, and she explained: "Look, isn't it written very clearly in the lyrics?

It makes sense that if you dance too much and get too involved in the festival, your hair will be messed up. "

"Ah."

Tsunade sneered, pointed to another place and asked: "【美しく咲く花も"

いつかsanりゆくもの

それならこの一夜を

もっと热く爱したい

ちょいと「いいこと」いたしましょう】

もっと热く爱, "いいこと", how do you explain it? Is this also dancing? "

"Yes, that's true." Uchiha Mai said without changing his expression.

Tsunade: I suspect you were driving, but I have no proof.

Seeing Tsunade backing off, Mai Uchiha could only continue to confuse: "Oh, don't hold on to some minor problems in the lyrics.

Didn't I say it, this is a dance song. The performance part is certainly important, but the really important thing is actually the dance. "

"Even if it's a dance song, it's impossible for me to sing such lyrics in front of people."

"There's no need to sing in front of everyone, let's lip-sync, just like last time."

Mai Uchiha said without any psychological burden what she wanted to do to fool the audience: "Record the songs in advance, play the accompaniment directly during the festival, and you can lip-sync and dance at the same time.

As long as the rhythm is about the same and the lip-syncing is not too far off, there won't be any problem.

Cunwan, if you take it seriously, you will lose. "

In order to prevent Tsunade from retreating, Uchiha Mai did her best to confuse her. Who can refuse the king of football, Tsunade, wearing an oiran suit and dancing in the Pure Land?

Mai Uchiha lobbied for a long time, and finally convinced Tsunade to ignore some minor problems in her performance.

However, Tsunade found a new problem: "Well, let's just ignore the problems with lyrics, music, and performance.

As for the dance, I remember that you were once called the Dance King of Konoha, so you must have designed a dance suitable for this song.

Let me state in advance that I am an Obasan in my thirties, and there are only a few days left before the Spring Festival. If it is a dance that is too complicated, I will definitely not be able to learn it. "

"Don't worry, it's not complicated at all."

Mai Uchiha was afraid that Tsunade wouldn't believe it, so she directly picked up her kimono and went into battle in person, showing Tsunade the dance moves of "Jiuraku Pure Land".

The biggest feature of house dance is that the movements are simple and the learning cost is very low. You can learn it very well with a little effort.

The dance in "Jiju Pure Land" is demonic in nature, and it is very beautiful, but it is a very standard house dance, and there is no difficulty in learning it.

After dividing the flower hand, oiran step, and butterfly step according to eight beats, just repeat them according to a certain rule. In other words, it is a more beautiful broadcast gymnastics.

Of course, the dance is as simple as it gets, and the person who designed this set of dance moves is pretty awesome.

As the saying goes: People who like to listen to Phoenix Legend may have some inferior artistic qualities; but the people who wrote those songs must be awesome.

After Uchiha Wu danced twice, he stopped to explain: "The few sets of movements I just demonstrated account for 70% of this dance.

As long as you can learn to write three sets of movements and add special movements at some joints, this dance is complete.

How about it, it's not difficult to learn, right?"

"Yeah, it's not difficult." Tsunade nodded.

Flower hand is not difficult for ninjas who are good at hand seals. As for dance movements, it's just like that.

Most ninjas have strong body flexibility and coordination. Unless they deliberately show off, they can quickly master this dance.

As the saying goes, it's not difficult to learn, but it's difficult to design.

After dispelling all the concerns in her heart, Tsunade asked: "What are the names of the sets of movements you just demonstrated? They are very beautiful."

"Flower hand, butterfly step, oiran step."

Oiran step?

"Pfft."

Tsunade punched Uchiha Mai on the head and said coquettishly: "I knew this was not a good song.

But you are still sensible, so you should give it a try."

Performing at the Spring Festival, Tsunade was still a novice visiting a foot massage parlor - it was her first time, and it was a relatively novel experience.

After successfully deceiving Tsunade, Uchiha Mai quickly got into shape and prepared for the Spring Festival.

Everything is for Konoha, not to say that she wants to see the turbulent scene when Tsunade dances the house dance...

The first thing is to record the accompaniment. Because of the experience of recording "Unreachable Love" last time, the performers of various instruments were quickly found.

After several times of mutual adjustment, the accompaniment was recorded. After all, it was just a performance at the Spring Festival, not a chart to hit the Grammy Awards, so some details didn't need to be paid too much attention.

The recording part of the song was more troublesome. Tsunade's voice was definitely not bad, but after all, she had never learned any singing skills.

After recording for a whole morning, the result was not satisfactory. In the end, we could only record one sentence at a time and then combine them into a tape.

Then it was time to find teammates for Tsunade.

In the previous life, the performers of "Gokugoku Jodo" were a three-person band. With successful cases, Uchiha Mai also preferred to perform with three people.

The C position was of course Tsunade. For the other two, Uchiha Mai chose her master's wife Kushina.

Kushina's personality was originally very lively. Because she was a Jinchūriki, she had been staying in the village and was curious about all new things.

Without much talk, Kushina was successfully taken down.

The third person, Uchiha Mai's original target was the old aunt Mikoto.

During this period, Konoha only had Kushina, Mikoto, and Tsunade as beauties who had appeared in the original plot. The others were either too young or non-plot characters.

But the old aunt did not want to show up and directly rejected Uchiha Mai's request.

The reason why the old aunt Mikoto refused was also very reasonable: she was already a mother, and her child was sensible, so she had to consider the feelings of her family.

Uchiha Mai thought about it and it was indeed a bit difficult to ask the old aunt Mikoto, who was a Yamato Nadeshiko type, to dance the house dance.

In the end, it was regrettable that a young lady in her twenties was pulled from the family to make up the number. She had a good appearance and figure, but she had never appeared in the original plot.

In this way, a band was formed: Tsunade was the lead singer and main dancer, Kushina and the extras were the backup dancers, and Uchiha Mai was responsible for the lyrics and music production and post-production.

The band was named GARNiDELiA, which was the group that played "Gokukaku Pure Land" in the previous life.

Tribute, all of it was a tribute.

In order to participate in the village evening in the most perfect state possible, Uchiha Mai reported the program and urged Tsunade and the other two to practice dancing and run-in.

It's not like Uchiha Mai hasn't watched the village evening show. It's not that all the shows are rotten, but there aren't many outstanding ones.

Even if it's for fun, even if it's a bad show, even if it's lip-syncing, we should try our best to show our best and strive to be at least two or three levels higher than other shows.

A song shocked the audience, but in the end it only won the third place in the best program selection, and the first place was given to his son's "I Guard the Border for Konoha" by Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Uchiha Mai will never allow this kind of thing to happen again.

I believe Sarutobi Hiruzen will not do such an outrageous shady thing this time, after all, it was he who begged Uchiha Mai to prepare the show.

It's too bad to trick people in to attract popularity and then give the grand prize to others.

On the eve of the festival, Uchiha Mai sneaked into the tailor shop, the one where he usually went to customize clothes.

A few minutes later, he walked out of the tailor shop with a big package on his back, rushed all the way to Tsunade's house, and pushed the door in without saying hello.

The first thing that caught my eye was a scene that made people excited.

In order to practice better, Uchiha Mai called a ninja with earth escape technique a few days ago and used earth escape technique to transform the courtyard of Tsunade's house into a simple stage.

"Da, da..."

This was the sound of wooden clogs stepping on stone slabs.

Tsunade stood in the center, with Kushina and the extras on both sides. The three of them were sweating profusely, practicing dance in the courtyard accompanied by the magical music.

The three people's clothes were soaked with sweat and stuck to their bodies, which made their already graceful figures even more perfect. Among them, Tsunade, known as the "King of Konoha", was the best.

Uchiha Mai firmly believed that even the best surfer in the world could not keep calm in the face of such stormy waves.

It's so big!

The sweat drops on the collarbone that were faintly visible reflected a vibrant glow under the winter sun.

The body that danced with the song was releasing pheromones that tempted people to commit crimes all the time, and her every move was charming and charming.

"Gulp."

Uchiha Mai couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

It's not that Uchiha Mai couldn't move when he saw a beautiful woman because of his lack of self-control. When the necessary moment came, Uchiha Mai was more determined than anyone else and killed her sister without hesitation.

This was just a simple physiological reaction.

Just like in "The Beautiful Legend of Sicily", when the male protagonist first met Monica Bellucci, some primitive impulses inevitably awakened.

At this moment, the golf ball longed to go into the hole, the ship on the voyage longed to return to the port, the blood-drinking sword longed to return to the scabbard, and the little boy longed to have a vigorous Hiroshima romance...

"Take a break first."

When Tsunade saw Uchiha Mai coming, she immediately stopped dancing and asked Kushina and the other to take a break.

She took a towel from the side and wiped the sweat off her body. Tsunade did not notice Uchiha Mai's abnormality and asked casually: "What's the matter?

Tomorrow is the Spring Festival Festival, you still have your own program to be busy, you will definitely not stand here for nothing."

"What are you talking about? What kind of friendship do we have? Do I need a special reason to come to your house?"

Uchiha Mai said with a smile, and adjusted the trajectory by the way, calming down and suppressing the nameless anger.

Then he explained, "But Sister Tsunade, you are right. I do have something to talk to you about today.

Tomorrow is the Spring Festival. Since you are going to perform on stage, you can't wear your usual clothes.

I specially tailored a set of performance clothes for the three of you according to the style of this song.

The tailor in the tailor shop stepped on the sewing machine until sparks came out. Only then did he rush to make the clothes today. You can try it."