Chapter 285 Jade

Uchiha Mai took off the package from behind, opened it in front of the three of them, took out the customized clothes and placed them in front of the three of them. There were three sets of oiran uniforms.

In fact, there is no big difference in style between oiran clothes and ordinary kimonos. It's just that the colors are more colorful and the patterns are more flashy.

But really speaking, ordinary kimonos are not without colorful colors.

The kimonos that Orochimaru, Danzo, Jiraiya and others usually wear are all of a single color. The kimono that Uchiha Mai usually wears is no less colorful than the oiran uniform.

With good looks, you won’t look ugly no matter how you wear it.

The Oiran costumes that Mai Uchiha customized for the three of them were specially customized according to the costumes in the GARNiDELiA trio's performance MV.

With random flowers on a black base and a slightly shorter skirt, paired with a pair of tolerant shorts, it won't look too frivolous, but will look very energetic.

"Sbarasi!"

Kushina picked up the clothes in front of her and opened her eyes with discerning eyes. The more she looked at it, the more she liked it. She couldn't help but admire it.

"Where is Sbarasi here?"

Tsunade crossed her arms, glanced at the costume in Kushina's hand, and complained: "The color is too bright.

The flowers are in full bloom, like a male peacock entering estrus and eager to spread its tail to attract the opposite sex.

Only an ignorant kid who has just entered puberty would like such fancy clothes. "

Tsunade meant something and accidentally revealed her true age.

Young people prefer more ostentatious clothing to show that they are different, but Tsunade is obviously past this age.

Uchiha Mai was wearing flashy clothes, so there was nothing she could do about it.

If you don't attract attention and don't show your difference and expert style, how can you be fashionable?

"Well, Tsunade-senpai, you can't say that."

Kushina took another look at the costumes and compared them. She was very happy and opened her mouth to defend Uchiha Mai.

"After all, we are going to perform at the Spring Festival Festival tomorrow night, so the costumes will naturally be more exaggerated and gorgeous than usual.

In this way, we can become the focus of the audience from the very beginning and bring better performance effects to everyone. "

"That's right." Uchiha Mai agreed.

Performance costumes are naturally a bit exaggerated. In previous lives, when major stars held concerts, they wore more exaggerated costumes than usual.

Since it's a special occasion, it won't look weird.

"Tsunade-senpai, where is your bedroom? I want to change into this outfit immediately.

I believe the effect will be better if you practice wearing such beautiful clothes. "

Kushina couldn't wait any longer and looked eager to give it a try.

"Enter the door and turn right, it's my bedroom.

It's a little messy because there's no one to clean it up, but it doesn't matter if I just change my clothes. "Tsunade pointed a direction to Kushina.

"I'm going to change clothes, just wait for me for a few minutes!"

Kushina winked and ran into Tsunade's bedroom holding her clothes.

"Kid, I'm warning you, don't try to peek." Tsunade crossed her arms across her chest to monitor Uchiha Mai, and warned the latter coldly.

"Ah."

Uchiha Mai sneered and said disdainfully: "Who do you think I, Uchiha Mai, am? How could I do such a shameless thing as peeking at someone?"

"That's hard to say."

Tsunade lowered her gaze, taking a subtle glance at Mai Uchiha's waist and abdomen, and mocked: "Young and careless brats are always full of fantasies about the opposite sex.

You must have had some kind of reaction just now. Do you really think I can't see it? I'm a Sannin. "

I blanch? Uchiha Mai felt a little embarrassed, and thought she was hiding it well.

But a true warrior has to face the embarrassment head-on.

"So what if I had some kind of reaction? That only proves that I am a healthy young man.

The biggest difference between humans and beasts is that they know how to exercise restraint and have a set of moral standards based on society. There is no Uchiha in all of Konoha who is more moral than me.

Sister Kushina, in a sense, she is my master's wife. How could I have thoughts about my own master's wife? "

How could I have any evil intentions?

"Tired of Wadokana!"

Tsunade shook her finger slightly, still not trusting Uchiha Mai's character, and said: "Knowing that it is against morality, but in order to experience the pleasure of being unethical, she will still do some unethical things.

Such people exist, right?

Maybe you are such a person. "

Um? ? ?

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"Where did you hear such weird stuff?"

"I read it in a novel."

Tsunade took out a book from her pocket, held a corner of it and showed the cover. The book is called "The Exile of Love" and the author is Taoist Toad Immortal Su.

"Isn't this a novel written by Jiraiya? Can the content in this kind of book be believed?" Uchiha Mai complained.

I have seen many of Jiraiya's works about Mai Uchiha, and I have to say that this guy still has something.

Among Jiraiya's early works, "The Legend of the Perseverant Ninja" is the most classic. The writing style is very upright, and hard work, hard work, and never giving up are the main themes of his works.

Judging from the work, Jiraiya tried to transform about seven or eight years ago, just after the Second Ninja War.

He abandoned his old friends and began to try a more indulgent, crazy, and taboo writing style, which was generally similar to Junichi Watanabe and Yukio Mishima in his previous life.

After trying to transform, Jiraiya not only improved his literary attainments, but the sales of his works also experienced explosive growth. Jiraiya now ranks high among writers in the entire ninja world.

And that book "The Penal Colony of Love" was written by Jiraiya four or five years ago, and its style is already somewhat beyond words.

"Are you trying to slander Jiraiya's character?" he asked.

"You don't need me to slander Jiraiya-san's character, right?

I don't know if you have been to the hot spring hotel at the west end of the village. There is a sign at the door of the hotel saying "Jiraiya and dogs are not allowed".

Even though Jiraiya-san hasn't been back to Konoha for almost two years, the hotel owner hasn't taken down the sign. "

"That's true." Tsunade nodded slightly in agreement.

Jiraiya's character was recognized by many women in Konoha and there was no need to slander him at all.

"But Jiraiya-sama is a famous writer after all.

He shouldn't make up nonsense in his works, right? "

The Uchiha bitch lady, who had been silent all this time, asked. It was obvious that she had a relatively high respect for the writer industry.

“The writer’s profession is the least trustworthy.”

Uchiha Mai continued to complain and directly fired the map cannon: "These people, for the sake of art and sales in their minds, will make up everything.

You can only believe half of what they say at most, because art is always processed. "

I am not targeting anyone, I am saying that all literary and artistic workers are not worthy of trust.

"Really?" Tsunade, Jiang Xin and Jiang doubted.

"Yes." Uchiha Mai nodded with absolute conviction.

"Besides, even if I wanted to peek, I wouldn't peek in front of you, Sister Tsunade, right?

You're just staring at me, why should I peek? "

Uchiha Mai spread her hands with an innocent expression.

Tsunade threw the novel aside and sneered: "You think I don't know your Sharingan ability?

The mutated Sharingan has spread throughout the ninja world. "

"Then if you say that, the entire Hyuga clan is a vile person."

The two of them talked to each other, and a few minutes passed quickly, and there was a rustling of footsteps in the room.

"Tsunade-senpai, sister Masami, look at how beautiful I am?" Kushina ran out of Tsunade's bedroom after changing her clothes.

Masami is Uchiha Masami, the little bitch sister finally has her own name.

"Da da……"

Kushina was wearing an oiran uniform and shorts. She walked around in front of the three of them several times on her sandals, and her sandals made a crisp sound when they landed on the ground.

"Mark special no."

Uchiha Mai gave a thumbs up and replied in the affirmative: "Sister Kushina, you should be more confident. The sentence "Am I beautiful" should be said in a declarative tone.

I believe that if Minato-sensei were here, he would immediately kneel down and propose to you. "

"Ha ha."

Hearing the words Minato and proposal, Kushina was immediately elated and spun around twice more in joy.

Because the sleeves are relatively wide, when Kushina turns it, she looks like a black butterfly dancing, which makes her look even more beautiful.

Even if Tsunade was biased against Uchiha Mai's taste from the beginning, she had to admit that this costume was indeed more suitable for dance performances.

"Hmph, you still have some sense of aesthetics."

Tsunade looked at Uchiha Mai and snorted coldly. She pulled the little sister and said, "In that case, Masami and I will go change clothes."

As soon as the two took a step, they were stopped by Uchiha Mai.

"Bridge bean sack."

Tsunade turned around and asked, "What's the matter?"

Mai Uchiha chuckled and said, "Sister Tsunade, you don't seem to have warned me not to peek this time."

The corners of Tsunade's mouth twitched, she clenched her fists, immediately took off her sandals, and used her strange strength to hit the swollen brat.

"Snapped."

As one of the fastest and most agile ninjas in Konoha, Mai Uchiha would not be hit by a sandal. He dodged in an instant and raised his hand to catch the sandals.

"Hey, I can't hit you."

Uchiha Mai held the sandals and passed them in front of her nose intoxicatedly. After taking a deep breath, her expression suddenly froze, her whole body twitched and she looked quite struggling.

It was as if these were not sandals that had just been taken off the beauty's feet, but some kind of biological weapon.

Kushina and the little sister looked at Tsunade at the same time, no way, Tsunade-sama had been dancing in that shoe just now.

If that shoe is really so powerful, why can't we smell it? Is it because we didn't get close enough to smell it?

"Bagaya road!"

Tsunade's beautiful eyebrows trembled in anger, she roared and took off her other shoe and threw it out.

"Snapped."

The second shoe was naturally caught by Mai Uchiha without any doubt. The trembling all over the latter's body stopped instantly, and his facial expression stopped twitching.

"I'm just kidding." Mai Uchiha smiled and handed a pair of sandals to Tsunade.

"snort."

Tsunade did not pick up the shoes, and pulled the little sister into the bedroom barefoot. A few minutes later, the two people came out again after changing their clothes.

Tsunade put her hands on her hips and asked with a cold face: "How?"

Uchiha Mai held her chin with one hand, and her eyes moved around the three people, finally stopping at Tsunade, looking her up and down.

The aggressive gaze made Tsunade feel a sense of heat in her heart, as if the gaze had a sense of touch.

A beautiful woman looks good in any clothes, and a handsome man is still a handsome man when he picks his nose.

Tsunade is undoubtedly a great beauty, with three-dimensional facial features, a bit of heroism in her softness, and a perfect figure that can kill 99.999% of women.

Perhaps because of her better figure, the similar style of oiran clothes worn by Tsunade does not have the same sense of tolerance as the other two.

It can be clearly seen that there is a sense of tightness below the clavicle and above the waist and abdomen, and some whiteness that is about to come out squeezes out a deep and bottomless ravine at the neckline.

Because the width of the waist belt is nearly 20 cm, Tsunade's chest and hip circumference are too perfect, which makes her already slender waist more soft.

Under the waist belt is a pair of loose black shorts. There is nothing much to say about this. Just two words: fat and beautiful.

Easy to give birth, easy to give birth.

Under the shorts is a pair of long and straight legs. Unlike many chopstick legs, Tsunade's thighs are very round and plump.

But because the legs are long and straight, they don't give people the feeling of elephant legs, but appear healthier. Chopstick legs are just for fun, this is the leg shape that is truly suitable for actual combat.

Under the plump thighs are the calves and feet like mutton-fat jade.

The warm and white calf abdominal muscles are tight, but there are no obvious muscle lines, which does not give people a very rough feeling.

A pair of white and beautiful feet stepped on the ground, the lines of the arch of the foot are quite beautiful, and the ten toes are neat and orderly, with moderate fatness and thinness. The nails are a little longer, which can be seen that they have not been trimmed for a long time, but they are still very round.

There are no calluses on the heels of the raised heels, which is particularly outrageous, and this is why these feet are more natural.

To judge whether a beauty is truly a peerless beauty, you can actually tell by looking at her feet. In fairy tales, even if a real princess sleeps on a bed with ten layers of mattresses, she will still be unable to sleep because of a pea under the mattress.

The same is true for beautiful women. Women with poor family backgrounds and who work hard all day to make a living will never have the opportunity to take care of their feet.

"I remember that Lord Hokage once said that outstanding young people are the jade of the village, right?"

Uchiha Mai stared at Tsunade's legs and feet and suddenly spoke.

"So what?" Tsunade was suspicious. I asked you if you are good-looking, why did you suddenly say this?

"I don't know which young people in the village can be called jade.

But I think that even if there are such young people, they will be eclipsed by these legs and feet and voluntarily give up the title of [jade].

This is the real jade, the kind that can be worth at least fifteen cities."