Chapter 666: Polite Greetings
"Thank you for taking care of me. My head is swollen now, and you still say that."
After hearing this, Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie helplessly and said to Zhu Bajie:
"They are the monsters here, and we are the original monks. You are full of courage, but you must also save some. If you go up to her and call her a monster, if she doesn't hit you, will she hit me? We all said that etiquette comes first. "
"What exactly do you mean by this sentence? Why don't I know?"
Zhu Bajie asked Sun Wukong with a puzzled look on his face, and Sun Wukong seemed to have already guessed it. Zhu Bajie said to Zhu Bajie after he finished what he wanted to say: "You have been eating people in the mountains since you were a child. Do you know that there are two kinds of trees?"
After saying this, Zhu Bajie was very confused. When Sun Wukong saw this, he continued: "There are two kinds of wood. One wood has a weak character and can be used to make statues, while the other wood has a hard character and can be used as a stick in the oil house. That kind of wood can be used as a stick in the oil house. Strong is strong.”
"Brother Monkey, if you had told me these words earlier, then I wouldn't have to suffer so much."
Zhu Bajie said to Sun Wukong with a sad look on his face.
"It's okay, it's okay. Just change your appearance now and ask again. You don't have to think about so many things."
Sun Wukong patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder and said to Zhu Bajie. At this time, Sha Wujing also stepped forward to encourage Zhu Bajie.
"Brother Monkey, now that I have changed my appearance, how should I ask her in the future?"
It seemed that Zhu Bajie still didn’t understand what Sun Wukong meant. Sun Wukong could only smile and said to Zhu Bajie:
"You change first, then when you come in front of her, you salute and see how old she is. If she is about the same age as us, call her girl. If she is older than us, call her grandma."
Before Sun Wukong could finish speaking, Zhu Bajie said to Sun Wukong with a smile: "You are really making a fuss. We have traveled such a long way, so we came here to recognize our relatives."
"This is not acknowledgment of a relationship. We are just trying to trick her. If she catches the master, it will be easy to do it. If it were not her, we would not wrongly accuse her. What do you think of what I said?"
Sun Wukong came to Zhu Bajie and looked at Zhu Bajie like a fool, because Sun Wukong said so much to Zhu Bajie, but Zhu Bajie didn't listen.
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie smiled and said to Sun Wukong: "You still think more, what you say makes sense, wait for me to go now."
Zhu Bajie put the nine-tooth rake on his waist, transformed into a fat black monk, waddled to the monster, saluted and said to the monster: "Grandma, I'm here to ask you a few questions. ”
"This monk is so polite. He even knows how to address us."
The two monsters looked at each other, looked at Zhu Bajie with a smile, and said to Zhu Bajie.
"Elder, where are you from?"
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie did not dare to speak nonsense, but shook his head silently, and then the demon smiled and said: "This monk likes to show his kindness, but he has no background. He can only nod his head but not speak."
After a while, Zhu Bajie asked the demon: "Grandma, why do you want to fetch water?"
"Don't you know this? Yesterday my old lady captured Tang Xuanzang and wanted to receive him in the cave. However, the water in our cave was not clean, so she asked the two of us to come here to fetch water for Tang Xuanzang to drink at night. We will get married later.”
The monster looked at Zhu Bajie with a smile. However, Zhu Bajie was shocked when he heard this, so he ran to the mountain and shouted loudly:
"Sha Wujing, hurry up and bring your luggage. Let's divide it up."
Upon hearing this, Sha Wujing looked at Zhu Bajie in confusion, and said to Zhu Bajie: "What happened? Why do we have to start dividing luggage again?"
Zhu Bajie sighed and said to Sha Wujing:
"After the luggage is divided, you will go to Liusha River to eat people, while I will return to my Gaolaozhuang, Brother Monkey will go to Huaguo Mountain to be called the Monkey King, the white dragon horse will return to the sea and become a dragon, and the master will now be with the goblin When we get married, we might as well take care of ourselves."
Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong immediately stepped forward and grabbed Zhu Bajie's ears and said to Zhu Bajie: "You idiot, why are you talking nonsense here again?"
"I'm not talking nonsense at all, because just now I heard that the two water bearers were about to wash Tang Xuanzang and get married!"
After saying this, Sun Wukong lowered his head and thought for a long time, then said to Zhu Bajie:
"It seems that the action master who was really captured by those goblins is still waiting for us to rescue him. Why are you saying these words here?"
"Then tell me how we can save him. We must make a plan."
This was the first time that Zhu Bajie used his brain to speak to Sun Wukong.
However, Sun Wukong seemed to have already thought of a plan, and said to Zhu Bajie: "You two lead the horse and carry the load. Let's make a bait with the two female monsters and let them take us to the door so that we can work together." Take action."
Zhu Bajie really followed Sun Wukong into the mountains, but Sun Wukong followed the two monsters for a while and then suddenly disappeared.
At this moment, Zhu Bajie saw this and said to Sun Wukong in surprise: "It's bad now. The master should have been captured by those ghosts."
"Zhu Bajie, you have good eyesight, how can you see his true form?"
Sun Wukong patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder and praised Zhu Bajie.
"You think I'm blind. That monster is disappearing as it walks. It must be a ghost."
Zhu Bajie knocked off Sun Wukong's hand and said to Sun Wukong.
However, Sun Wukong sneered, lowered his head and observed for a long time, looked at Sha Wujing, and said to Sha Wujing: "I feel that what Zhu Bajie said may be a little off, why don't we observe carefully here for a while, it may be Get into the hole."
After saying this, Sun Wukong used his fiery eyes and golden eyes to look over the mountain. Sure enough, there was no movement. Then he came to the cliff and suddenly saw a cave entrance.
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing hurriedly stepped forward to check, and saw the three characters bottomless pit written on it. When Sun Wukong saw this, he said to Zhu Bajie:
"Brothers, this monster put this cave entrance here, but it doesn't know where the door is yet."
However, Sha Wujing relied on his own experience and said to Sun Wukong: "It stands to reason that this hole cannot be too far from this sign, so let's search carefully nearby."
After saying this, Sun Wukong looked back and saw a big rock at the foot of the mountain, and a large hole in the middle. Seeing this, Zhu Bajie said to Sun Wukong:
"Brother Monkey, this must be the entrance to the goblin's cave. When do we plan to go in?"