Chapter 338: The First Shaker in the Pure Land

Listening to the call from Emperor Jie Tian, ​​Emperor Gui Tian was stunned for a moment, what?

Jiang Bai wants to refine the mantra? Want to rock two people?

Emperor Guitian found a sentence among his shortcut phrases,

"That's it."

In a daze, this matter fell on Emperor Guitian.

The sophomore in high school listened, blinked, and asked kindly, "Brother, who are you going to shake?"

To put it bluntly, to shake someone's face is to swipe someone's face. The second year of high school is very worried. My eldest brother goes out to swipe someone's face... Is it really possible?

Hearing the concerns in the second-year high school student's tone, Emperor Guitian laughed heartily.

"Sister, you don't understand this!"

Emperor Guitian asked,

"If a person can run faster than a car, will he still learn to drive?"

ah?

The sophomore in high school was stunned for a moment, and said a little unconfidently, "If you are interested, you will learn it too..."

But to be fair, if a person can really run so fast and has no burden, learning to drive is indeed a piece of cake for him.

"Similarly, if a person is too strong and can do everything on his own, he will not have many opportunities to sway others. Naturally, he will not be able to master the art of swaying others!"

Emperor Guitian puffed up his chest and said with great pride,

"And your eldest brother, I am a person who needs to shake people to do anything. When it comes to shaking people, I am the real Pure Land Emperor!"

Even if Emperor Guitian went to rob a ghost brothel outside the territory, he could call Emperor Wu Tian. If ordinary people dared to bother Emperor Wu Tian with such trivial matters, their heads would be hanging outside the Pure Land the next day.

There is another unique feature of Guitian Emperor's shaking of people. For various reasons, the people he shakes will eventually help Guitian Emperor.

During the robbery of the brothel, Emperor Wu Tian cooperated very well and robbed the brothel without revealing his identity.

As for why Emperor Guitian is so proficient in shaking people...

Nothing but familiarity.

As the number one shaker of the Pure Land, Emperor Guitian started his own operation.

He first rationally analyzed the words of Emperor Jingtian and conducted an analysis of customer needs.

"Jiang Bai wants to refine the mantra, which is definitely not an ordinary mantra. Most of it involves Jiang Bai becoming the Emperor of Heaven, so he needs help from others."

"In this case, you cannot invite people from outside the territory, otherwise they will know Jiang Bai's trump card..."

Hearing Emperor Guitian talking to himself, the second year of high school students were shocked, "Brother, can you still bring in people from outside the territory?"

Why hasn't she heard of it?

As a sophomore in high school, Qian's mother was in charge of a ghost brothel outside the territory. She was a reputable existence in any case. She had the support of Emperor Wu Tian behind her. She was the only one among the Nine Heavens, Ten Earths and Ten Emperors.

She may not understand the situation in the Pure Land, but she knows everything about the troubles outside the territory.

At least, Qian’s mother had never heard of anyone who would betray the reputation of the Ghost Heavenly Emperor.

Emperor Guitian is still doing reading comprehension,

"Shake two people, the number is limited, what does it mean? The stronger, the better!"

"Who is the strongest in the Pure Land? Of course it is our Four Heavenly Emperors! The four of us are too strong!"

The gold content of the Four Heavenly Emperors is still rising.

Emperor Yutian himself is beside Jiang Bai. Emperor Guitian is responsible for shaking people. The answer is obvious. The people who want to shake are Emperor Kongtian and Emperor Wutian!

Of course, Emperor Gui Tian also knew that Emperor Jing Tian did not mean to let them come back, but to ask these two emperors to send one person to help Jiang Bai!

"I understand!"

Emperor Guitian really understood this time and was ready to set off to the outside world.

The sophomore in high school sat behind the will-o'-the-wisp, "Brother, didn't the First Ksitigarbha not allow you to go outside the territory?"

"I am a mighty Emperor of Heaven. Where can I go without looking at the face of Jizo?"

Emperor Guitian sneered, then chuckled,

"I just told him that the fight hasn't started yet. I'm going out for a walk. It's nothing serious."

Even if we knew we were looking for Emperor Kongtian and Emperor Wu, how could we contact the two Emperors since the territory was so vast and there was no means of communication?

In other words, if they can really get in touch, what else does Emperor Gui Tian need to send a message to? Emperor Jing Tian can just go to them directly. It's not like they don't know them.

The Ghost Emperor has his own way.

He went directly to the burial place of He Cai. It was the same cabin as last time and the layout was the same as before. Nothing else had changed. Only the paintings that Emperor Gui Tian had saved here had changed and faded.

Emperor Guitian was surprised, "Strange, what I painted is not black and white?"

As he spoke, he took out the paints and brushes and colored the portrait again.

Looking at the excited Guitian Emperor, the sophomore took a deep breath and quickly reminded,

"Brother... how about... don't dye your hair yellow, my father... doesn't like yellow."

Although my father has passed away, his portrait is always yellowish, which makes it unsightly. The fading of the portrait is probably my father's handiwork.

"That makes sense!"

With that said, Emperor Guitian put down the yellow paint, picked up the brush again, brushed it a few times, and you're done!

Appreciating his latest masterpiece, Emperor Guitian nodded with satisfaction and even invited the high school students to come and appreciate it together.

"Sister, what do you think of this red hair?"

Sophomore in high school:......

The Lord of Harmony outside the door: .......

He once thought that this was the end of Guitian Emperor's offense to him. There was nothing in the world that could be more offensive than a yellow-haired portrait.

Until Emperor Ghost took out a red-haired portrait...

The Lord of Wealth wanted to push the door open and say to the Ghost Emperor, why don’t you dye this thing yellow...

Yellow still looks like a gangster, and after dyeing it red, it looks like a Shamatte. Compared with Shamatte, he would rather be a gangster.

What color are you going to dye it next time?

Dye it green?

Standing outside the door, the Lord of Wealth felt that the Qi-cultivation skills he had practiced for many years were infinitely close to breaking at this moment, and his anger value was almost full.

You are really amazing, Ghost Emperor.

In the hut, Gao Er asked in confusion, "Brother, why do you have to dye your hair?"

"This?"

Ghost Emperor explained,

"Black and white photos look too much like a posthumous photo. A little color in the hair will make the atmosphere less heavy."

Gao Er was speechless. This reason was a bit too Ghost Emperor. He muttered, "Aren't you afraid of pissing off my father..."

Ghost Emperor was happy, "It would be great if he could piss off my father. If my father could come back to life, he could punch me three times."

Three punches?

Gao Er wanted to tell Ghost Emperor that when my father was at his peak, he could kill a bug with one slap...

It's a pity that no matter how strong a person is, he can't defeat time and eventually turn into a handful of dirt.

The soul summoning started again, but this time it was not Ghost Emperor who was in charge of the soul summoning, but Gao Er.

Ghost Emperor had summoned once not long ago. The success rate of such frequent summoning in a short period of time was very low. Gao Er was Scarface's biological daughter, so it was most appropriate for her to do it.

Just like before, the shadow of a whale emerged, and amid the sound of waves, the man still had his back to the world.

Scarface said calmly,

"Three conditions."

No matter how many times he saw his father's "coming back to life", Gao Er would be a little dazed. This summoning of the spirit was a little too real.

"Three conditions."

Scarface's figure faded a little, and it seemed that he might disappear at any time. Time was limited.

Gao Er came back to his senses and said hurriedly,

"I want to contact the Thousand Paper Cranes of the Emperor of the Pure Land."

Scarface was silent for a moment, and spoke again,

"You can only pass the message, not contact."

Gao Er looked at his eldest brother. If he could only pass the message, what should he say to the Emperor of the Pure Land?

Ghost Emperor was well prepared, "Let Lao Qian calculate whether Jiang Bai's refining of words this time was smooth."

Across the domain, who knows how many miles away, the Emperor of the Pure Land does not need to return to the Pure Land at all, and he can also help Jiang Bai.

He is the sky of the Pure Land!

The words of the Ghost Emperor were sent to the ears of the Emperor of the Pure Land.

Emperor Kong Tian, ​​who was wearing a straw raincoat and wiping his glasses, suddenly stopped and felt strange about this incoherent message.

"Jiang Bai is refining calligraphy? Why are you telling me this?"

"He is refining calligraphy, not in love, what's the big deal?"

"Let me calculate whether it will go smoothly. You tell me whether you want it to go smoothly or not!"

Emperor Kong Tian sighed. For the sake of his perfect character and the future of Pure Land, it seems that he can only use this trick.

Emperor Kong Tian took out a coin with words on both sides, put it in his palm, and muttered,

"As long as it is one side with words, Jiang Bai can get what he wants by refining calligraphy..."

As for whether Jiang Bai wants it to go smoothly or not, it doesn't matter!

Emperor Kong Tian wrote a check to Jiang Bai, and Jiang Bai wrote the amount himself.

As he said, Emperor Kong Tian threw the coin into the air.

"There is a will in the dark!"

Snap!

The coin fell into Emperor Kong Tian's palm, unbiased...

It stood up.

.......

(Four chapters with 10,000 words updated, great~)