Chapter 366: Collection of Pure Land Jokes

I was beaten to death by this guy back then?

When the fifth mysterious tide just broke out, in Fengdu, the glasses ghost saw the Ghost Emperor for the first time and had this doubt in his mind.

He was killed a little too quickly back then, and the two didn't even have time to say a word. They knew very little about the character of the Ghost Emperor when he was alive. At first, the glasses ghost was a little unsure whether this guy was pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger.

As time passed, the Ghost Emperor used more than two hundred years to prove one thing:

The Ghost Emperor is a scumbag!

Who would have thought that the top strong man who was as famous as the Human King during the fourth mysterious tide, and the pride of heaven who was praised as the twin pillars of the Pure Land, would be like this after his death?

What is this, did his personality change drastically after his death?

Or was he actually like this when he was alive, but because outsiders had too little contact with this guy, they couldn't see through his disguise?

The overpowering strength was too dazzling, which concealed the character, just like Han Chan. If Li Fengxia didn't say it, who would have thought that this guy liked to wear fake shoes?

No matter how despicable and weak the current Ghost Emperor is, the glasses ghost sits on the bench, quietly listening to the other party's ramblings, and occasionally perfunctorily.

The glasses ghost knows one thing very well: if there is an existence in this world that can kill him once, it can kill him a second time.

This seemingly mascot existence will not be surprised no matter when and in what form it shows its fangs.

To be frank, the glasses ghost is more afraid of the Ghost Emperor than Jiang Bai.

During the fifth mysterious tide, Jiang Bai disappeared for more than two hundred years. The glasses ghost has been staying in Fengdu, quietly reading his newspaper, taking back his power from the newspaper little by little, and has not done anything out of the ordinary. He even occasionally kills some blind foreign pseudo-gods.

Because he knows very well that Han Chan is missing, the human king is declining, and Scarface is dead... As long as the Ghost Emperor is still there, the Pure Land Emperor is still there.

What's more, this thing on his head...

Thinking of this, the glasses ghost raised his head and looked at the sun in Fengdu again.

He was not sure about the relationship between this thing and the Ghost Emperor, and he could not even see how strong this sun was. He once forced a ghost god who was quasi-Ten Emperors to approach the black sun. The ghost only lasted less than a second before being burned to death by the terrifying high temperature. Since then, the glasses ghost has completely settled down.

This kind of tentative thing... is not out of line, right?

Besides, the ghost god came to attack the Ghost Emperor, and his own action was also considered to be helping the Pure Land, at least helping the Ghost Emperor, not only not wrong, but also meritorious!

Thinking of this, the glasses ghost made another note for himself in the Pure Land Merit Book.

The Ghost Emperor talked for more than half an hour, and the sun above his head slowly disappeared. He yawned again, but this time he was obviously much more energetic, as if he had just woken up.

The Ghost Emperor was full of energy, looked at the glasses ghost, and said,

"By the way, you are idle anyway..."

The glasses ghost's heart tightened. What did the Ghost Emperor want him to do? Kill the Ten Emperors? Would it be too ostentatious? Kill the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths? Then I'd better go and kill the Ten Emperors...

After a brief thought, the glasses ghost decided that no matter what the Ghost Emperor asked him to do, as long as he could do it, he would agree.

Originally, the Ghost Emperor had already intimidated him. Now the real Han Chan is back. Others can't see it, but the glasses ghost still doesn't recognize the Life and Death Overlord Spear? Can't recognize the raincoat?

On the raincoat, the blood of the Hidden Emperor is still hot!

In this chess game, the glasses ghost has died once. Unlike those beings outside the domain, he doesn't have much room for choice. He can only choose to stand by and watch or bet on the Pure Land.

Others may not know the goal of the person behind the scenes, but the glasses ghost still knows a thing or two. They could have been a group, but unfortunately, the glasses ghost made a wrong move and fell into the abyss. He was killed by the living Ghost Emperor and sealed by Jiang Bai, so he had to stand on the side of the Pure Land.

Cooperating with the Pure Land, even if he is a chess piece, he has a chance to get on the chessboard. One day, it is not impossible to become a half chess player.

If he cooperates with the person behind the scenes, he will surely die.

The appearance of Han Chan made him decide to take a gamble.

Thinking of this, the glasses ghost actually had some expectations in his heart. What would the Ghost Emperor entrust him to do?

With 220,000 divine thoughts, he is more powerful than the Prison Emperor in terms of combat power. If he doesn't make a move, it will be a shocking movement, attracting countless people's attention!

Finally, after so many years of silence, will this world echo the name of the deity? !

The glasses ghost slightly raised his head, his glasses glowed with cold light. He seemed to have seen the end of the Ten Emperors, opening the prelude to this war. The life and death of countless creatures sank, and the top strongmen could not escape their fate. The Ragnarok of the Gods came again, and the insect-level fell one after another. The insect-level strongmen could not escape alone...

Speak! Ghost Emperor, I know you have great ambitions!

Tell me your wish, and I will personally realize it for you, so that my name and yours will resound through this world again!

Under the expectant eyes of the glasses ghost, Ghost Emperor Tiandi told him his commission,

"Would you like to write a book for me?"

Glasses ghost: ? ? ?

"What?"

He held the newspaper with his veins bulging, and his anger almost made him lose his mind.

There is a huge battle power of 220,000 divine thoughts on my head, which Jiang Bai just synchronized with you, you can't see it, right?

Are you blind!

Look carefully, this is not 220, nor 2200, this is a real 220,000!

I am more powerful than Yu Tiandi now, and you want me to write a book for you? For this kind of thing, can't you just find a third-rate online writer to write it? Even if it costs some money!

Ghost Emperor nodded again and said affirmatively,

"Yes, you read the newspaper every day, you must be a cultured ghost. There are not many cultured ghosts in Fengdu. I have observed you for more than 200 years, and I think you are the most suitable to record my, no, the style of the head of the emperor..."

Ghost Emperor's words make sense. A ghost with glasses who likes to read newspapers must have learned journalism very well.

As he said, Ghost Emperor took out a 50-yuan ghost note and stuffed it into the hands of the ghost with glasses, "This is a deposit, you can eat lollipops at the corner by telling me your name."

"That's it!"

After saying that, Ghost Emperor left without looking back, for fear that the ghost with glasses would say no.

Gao Er followed Gui Huo, and Ghost Emperor stuffed a note into Gao Er's hand and whispered, "Sister, help me, my legs are a little weak..."

It was indeed a bit difficult for Ghost Emperor to chat and laugh with the existence of 220,000 gods.

But who made him the head of the emperor, this is what he should do!

Gao Er supported Gui Huo and asked quietly, "Brother, did you ask him to write this book?"

Like the glasses ghost, Gao Er thought that the Ghost Emperor would let the glasses ghost take action. Even if he didn't deal with the ancient emperor, he could make some noise outside the domain and kill the Ten Emperors, which would effectively relieve the pressure on the Pure Land.

"Sister, do you want to ask why you don't ask him to kill someone, or solve some hidden dangers in the Pure Land?"

"Yeah."

"But I don't know who should die."

The Ghost Emperor said frankly,

"Sister, sometimes I don't even know who to kill, how can I ask a ghost for help? Besides... I just chatted with him for five minutes. If I ask him to kill someone, I will lose face. If I ask him to kill someone, I will lose more than just face."

"It's better to let him write a book, waste his time, and let him have no time to make trouble. If he doesn't write well, I will shake the cicada and beat him..."

What the Ghost Emperor said...actually makes some sense.

Hearing this, the glasses ghost's expression changed slightly. He didn't expect that the Ghost Emperor had such insight... He underestimated him...

The Ghost Emperor's image had just become tall for a few seconds, but Gao Er's next sentence made this image collapse:

"Brother, you have finished reading the words on the note, what should we do next?"

The Ghost Emperor cheered and said,

"Let's go to the corner to get some lollipops."

Looking at the Ghost Emperor's back as he left and listening to the conversation between the couple, the glasses ghost clenched the newspaper and loosened his hand a little bit, his eyes gradually became cold.

He admitted that at a certain moment he almost couldn't help but attack the Ghost Emperor...

Until this moment, he came back to his senses and tasted something different.

Test! This must be the Ghost Emperor's test of himself!

Such a clever test, such a sinister test, he almost fell for it!

The Ghost Emperor may be very disdainful, or very weak, but the black sun of unknown origin is not that simple.

After regaining his sanity, the glasses ghost decided to complete the commission of the Ghost Emperor and write a book for the head of the Heavenly Emperor. He used the essence of journalism he learned from newspapers to write about the magnificent life of the Ghost Emperor.

The glasses ghost took out a piece of draft paper and solemnly wrote the title of the book on it:

"Pure Land Jokes Collection"