Chapter 333 Will-O-Wisp, Speed Up!

Throwing objects from high places, a fine of 200.

Hearing this, not to mention Jiang Bai, even Yu Tiandi was stunned for a moment. The fine was collected from Tianyu?

That's not right... This is Yu Tiandi's territory. Why did Ghost Tiandi come to collect the fine? !

The ghost fire quickly soared into the air and came in front of the two people, "Ha! I knew it was you!"

Ghost Tiandi was very happy. If it were someone else, I wouldn't dare to come to collect the fine!

200 star coins, to put it bluntly, what can you do with it? It's not even worth one hundred thousandth of the antique wine pot that Ghost Tiandi just picked up!

What if a wine pot falls from such a high place and hits someone? Even if it doesn't hit anyone, it's not good to hit flowers and plants...

Anyway, Ghost Tiandi only said one thing - send money!

Yu Tiandi glanced at Ghost Tiandi and Gao Er. Sure enough, the brooch was gone. Ghost Tiandi would not hide the brooch easily. It was probably lost.

Yu Tiandi was not worried about what Danshuang was going to do.

To put it bluntly, there may be room for compromise between the man behind the scenes outside the domain and the Pure Land, as long as the Pure Land obeys the fate of the outside domain and accepts the other party's rhetoric.

There is no room for buffer between Danshuang and the man behind the scenes. When the two sides meet, the outcome is a life-and-death struggle, without exception.

To put it bluntly, the enemy has the opportunity to surrender, the heretic also has the opportunity to surrender, but the pagan does not.

The pagan is more hateful than the heretic.

Putting aside the matter of Danshuang, Yu Tiandi asked unhappily, "Who told you to come here to collect the fine?"

"Look at what you said, when there is no natural disaster, I come here every day for safety inspections!"

Gui Tiandi took out his attendance sheet, which clearly stated that he was on patrol whenever it was safe and had never been absent!

Yu Tiandi: ? ? ?

"Why didn't you come when there was a natural disaster?"

"That's so dangerous!"

Safety inspections, of course, put safety first!

Listening to the ghost emperor's nonsense, all the people and ghosts present were silent. Gao Er stood silently behind her elder brother, unable to raise her head.

Many times, she also wanted to help her elder brother raise the gold content of the emperor, but her elder brother could always do something different every time.

The most important thing is that the ghost emperor always has his own reasons, which are impeccable from the perspective of the ghost emperor.

Jiang Bai accepted the fine, after all, this is in line with his living habits more than 1,000 years ago, and throwing objects from high places is indeed not good.

Jiang Bai asked seriously, "Do you accept ghost money?"

The ghost emperor nodded, "No fake ones!"

He is a ghost, it is reasonable for him to accept ghost money.

He is an upright person, it is more reasonable not to accept fake money.

"Heh, am I someone who uses counterfeit money? Can you tell if I gave you a fake one?"

Jiang Bai casually printed a ghost money, threw it to the Ghost Emperor, and said confidently,

"Change!"

Ghost Emperor looked at the zeros on the ghost money, and his ghost brain fell into a brief stagnation,

"1, 2, 3, 4..."

9 zeros, and the unit is still fucking 100 million!

"100 billion?!"

Ghost Emperor exclaimed, and said immediately,

"This must be a counterfeit money!"

I only charged you 200 for the fine, and you gave me 100 billion, and asked me to change the money. Is this appropriate? Is this really appropriate? !

"I think you are looking for trouble, right!"

Jiang Bai said viciously,

"Just say whether you will accept it or not!"

Ghost Emperor was furious and took out all the IOUs and threw them in front of Jiang Bai, "That's all!"

Money, to them, especially to Ghost Emperor, has no meaning.

Someone once said that money is omnipotent. Ghost Emperor scoffed at this. Can money make Ghost Emperor stronger?

Joke!

What can Huangmao do? What? Are you more awesome than Huangmao? Huangmao can kill me with one punch, can you?

After Ghost Emperor threw out the IOU, the situation reached a delicate balance:

Jiang Bai paid a 200 yuan fine, the director paid off the money owed to Ghost Emperor, and Ghost Emperor got a 100 billion yuan fake ghost banknote, oh, and an antique wine pot.

It seems that there is no loser?

Win win win!

Jiang Bai looked at a pile of IOUs, scratched his head, and felt a little embarrassed.

"I don't know how much the director owes you..."

Jiang Bai thought of a good idea,

"How about this, Old Ghost, you write a note saying that from now on, the director doesn't owe you a penny, and we're even, okay?"

Ghost Emperor thought this sentence was fine at first, but quickly realized,

"No! What if he comes to me to borrow money again in the future?"

Jiang Bai rolled his eyes and sneered,

"You're still planning to lend him money? What, he still has a chill to wake up? If you still lend him money, he doesn't pay you back, you deserve it!"

You've suffered a loss once, why suffer a second time?

"That makes sense!"

Ghost Emperor can't fall into the same pit twice!

I suffered a big loss the last time I borrowed money, and I learned a lesson - don't lend money to the director in the future.

The Ghost Emperor signed the agreement without hesitation, and even felt that it was not enough, so he swore on the spot that there was no longer any debt relationship between him and the director, and he did it to the end!

Jiang Bai certainly knew that his fake ghost money was definitely not worth so many IOUs from the Ghost Emperor.

The Ghost Emperor did this just to do a favor, which was also a compensation for Jiang Bai and a small contribution of the Ghost Emperor to the Pure Land cause.

The Prison Emperor died, and after his death, the Prison Emperor had to go to fight outside the domain. No matter who took over the Prison Emperor's job, they would definitely go with him.

With three of the Four Heavenly Emperors of the Pure Land fighting on the battlefield, can they feel better if they stay at home?

Well, it was pretty cool when I thought about it at first...

However, when he thought that he would never have a chance to say his famous saying, 'The four of us are too strong', Emperor Gui Tian felt miserable!

Such a good opportunity to improve the Heavenly Emperor's gold content, the Ghost Heavenly Emperor was unwilling to miss it!

Besides, sometimes the Ghost Emperor also thinks about how to find an opportunity to become a benevolent hero and quickly vacate the position of the Pure Land Emperor to give the younger generations room for progress.

But the king is not allowed!

The original words of the King of Human Beings:

"Even if you keep a pet at home, you can develop feelings after keeping it for two hundred years. The Pure Land does not lack a dead Emperor of Heaven, but it lacks an Emperor of Heaven who can always live."

Emperor Kongtian will die, Emperor Yutian will die, and Emperor Wutian will probably die too.

Ghost Emperor... just live.

At least there is a Heavenly Emperor, who is responsible for the glory, and the Ghost Heavenly Emperor is responsible for the 'Celestial Emperor'. Everyone has a clear division of labor and jointly defends the 'Celestial Emperor's glory'.

Because of this matter, Emperor Guitian often had conflicts with the King of Humans. Even Emperor Kongtian, who was favored by the King of Humans, was angered by Emperor Guitian. In some matters, Emperor Guitian specifically opposed Emperor Kongtian.

Emperor Guitian collected his things and continued his security inspection. He had often been late over the years, but this was the first time he went to work so early.

The will-o'-the-wisp carried the second grader flying into the distance, and the second grader asked in a low voice,

"Brother, is this ghost coin fake?"

"Nonsense, I'll know if this hell coin is fake or not as soon as I touch it."

"The hip flask is also fake?"

Emperor Guitian said calmly, "Oh, the hip flask is real. It really can't be more real. It's from the official kiln of the Song Dynasty. Look at this white color with a bit of gray. It's a good thing."

The sophomore in high school raised the wine pot and looked at the bottom of the pot.

"Brother, the bottom of this bottle says 'can be used for heating in a microwave oven'. Where did the microwave oven come from in the Song Dynasty? Is it fake?"

I went to school in my second year of high school, so I have modern common sense and am not that easy to fool.

"You don't understand this. It was printed with ink to prevent theft. A layman might think it's a fake, but it's actually a genuine antique. It's just for fools."

Emperor Guitian added,

"If you don't believe it, I'll test the year later. If it doesn't work, ask the director to use Tianwen to identify it..."

Hearing this, the sophomore in high school was eye-opening and asked tentatively,

“Hiss—brother, this wine bottle must be very expensive, right?”

Emperor Guitian nodded,

"That's priceless!"

As a sophomore in high school, I still have one last doubt.

"Why did Han Chan throw away such a good wine flask?"

If the Ghost Emperor hadn't taken over and smashed this priceless antique into pieces, wouldn't that be a waste of natural resources?

How could Han Chan do such a stupid thing?

Not to mention the second year of high school, even Jiang Bai himself wanted to say, confused! !

Regarding Han Chan's confused behavior, Emperor Guitian gave a very reasonable explanation.

"He is so used to using fake things that he never sees the real thing."

The sophomore nodded slightly, it was the eldest brother who saw the problem thoroughly and hit the nail on the head, as precise as a scalpel!

Just, there is a small problem...

They didn't go too far. Jiang Bai could hear the conversation just now.

Very good explanation, the murderous intention comes from Han Chan.

The sophomore in high school looked back and quickly reminded,

"Brother, Han Chan is chasing me..."

Feeling the killing intent approaching quickly, Emperor Gui Tian said in a deep voice,

"Sister, sit still!"

Will-o'-the-wisp, it's time to speed up!