Chapter 1221 Immortal Cultivation Essays (Part 2)

《Changshengxian's Immortal Cultivation Diary (Part 2)》

The fact that I carved someone else's family tree on a stone eventually alarmed the punishment officials.

Shan Qingyi came to me, and I was a little surprised. Wasn't she from the Demon Extermination Division?

Shan Qingyi explained that they were two different names, but the same team.

I was very surprised. Carving names on stones shouldn't be illegal, right?

Shan Qingyi said it was indeed not illegal, but someone reported that more than 90% of the people in the family tree I carved were dead.

I was so angry that I laughed. Based on my peers, who would have a living person in the family tree for 20 generations?

Shan Qingyi said that made sense.

But after all, someone reported it, so the process still had to be followed.

Shan Qingyi didn't come to investigate the case. She just came to the island for a walk to make sure that Jiang Bai was indeed not on the island.

I was a little surprised. When I left, I asked her why she was so sure.

Shan Qingyi said that if Jiang Bai came, he wouldn't have to go through the trouble of copying the list of the nine clans.

This matter should have been left unresolved, but later a unreasonable guy went to the Emperor of Heaven and reported that I had killed all the people in his family tree.

I was angry. When his grandfather died, I, his grandfather, was not born yet. It was a bit too much to slander him like this!

The Emperor of Heaven asked him if he had any other ideas to slander others. If he couldn't say anything, he would beat him.

He was quick-witted and insisted that I must have practiced a fairy method that could trace back time, go upstream, travel through time, and kill his whole family.

I said it was impossible. If I knew such a thing, the Emperor of Disaster would kill me first.

The Emperor of Heaven thought what I said made sense.

The Emperor of Disaster was indeed such a person.

In the Pure Land, the biggest consensus you can reach with others is the character of the Emperor of Disaster.

His principle of being a human being is to be inhuman.

I continued to say that if I really knew this fairy method, I would kill your whole family before the Emperor of Disaster killed me!

Then, he was punished by the Emperor of Heaven, and later, he really died overseas, and all nine clans were destroyed.

Since then, I have a new title in the world of immortal cultivation - the Immortal of Nine Clans.

I don't like this title, it doesn't match my temperament of pursuing immortality. I just want immortality and have no interest in their nine clans.

Gu Huang said that before, they all called me a mentally retarded immortal beast breeder.

I think it's not impossible to be the Immortal of Nine Clans.

Later, thousands of miles away, an ownerless immortal beast stood up and pointed out that I would not only destroy the nine clans, but also castrate them.

As soon as the news spread, it caused an uproar in the world of immortal cultivation.

Since I was called the 'Immortal of Nine Clans', I have won a new nickname - the Immortal of Nine Clans Eunuch.

It is very troublesome to spread the name. Some people heard that my resounding name spread all over the five continents, and mistakenly thought that only eunuchs could cultivate immortals, which triggered a series of chain reactions.

After all, the legends about immortals in the world are always illusory, such as "only by cutting off the root of troubles can one become an immortal", "people in the world only think that immortals are good, but I laugh at immortals' inability to get hard", and "immortals and mortals cannot marry each other"...

These messy things were originally spread by the evil cult members with intentions to discredit the image of immortals, but now they are mistakenly believed by mortals that immortals are impotent.

These mortals who want to take shortcuts and take unorthodox ways suddenly realized:

It turns out that they can't cultivate immortals, not because they can't, but because they are too good.

No wonder immortals always say that if they can do it, they can't do it, and if they can't do it, they can do it.

After realizing such a cruel truth, most people chose to give up cultivating immortals, and a small number of people, after all kinds of difficulties, decided to take the "Nine Clan Eunuch Immortals" as an example and kill themselves.

After all, there are records in ancient books that ancient warriors have already started this evil way, and this matter is also recorded in Jin Lao's works.

As a result...they naturally can't become immortals.

I thought they would give up directly after they failed.

Who would have thought that they became more and more crazy, thinking that the reason they failed to become immortals was that they only castrated themselves, but not the nine clans.

Then, they began to look through the family tree...

It is said that because the scene was too chaotic, the gathered people had great emotional fluctuations, mainly negative, which catalyzed many immortals, and actually made one person become an immortal...

This matter became a big deal, alarming the ancient emperor, and the punishment of immortals and the elimination of demons were dispatched collectively. It is said that this is the biggest case after the thirty years of immortals.

After all, the Five Continents have been stable for many years, and such a bad thing is rare in thirty years.

The final result was pretty good.

All the roots and things were returned to their original owners, everything was restored to the original state, and the mortals' memories of the nine clans being castrated were washed away. All the demons who fanned the flames behind the scenes were arrested.

Why do I know so clearly?

I recorded the transcript for three whole days, three days and three nights!

Because I didn't want to leave the island, I had to pay for the travel expenses, food and lodging expenses of the punishment of immortals who came to handle the case.

No money.

I told them to pick which fairy beast they liked and pay off the debt with one. Buy one get one free, pack all, but it would be best if they picked me.

The punishment fairy officials picked the two cutest fairy beasts and returned them to me a week later.

I thought they could hold on for half a month.

I asked the boss, why were they returned after a week? Didn’t I tell you to hold on for at least a month before leaving?

The boss said, it’s okay, I ate three months of rations, this wave of blood profit!

I was overjoyed, so you don’t have to eat for the next three months?

The boss said he was hungry, so he didn’t say anything for now, and he went to get something to eat.

The boss didn't lie.

I've seen it. In the first few days after he came back, his food was better than what we had on the island.

The boss is a dog to begin with, so I simply advised him: Dogs can’t change their habit of eating shit, so just take a few bites.

After all, the immortal energy on the island is limited. If he eats more shit, we can eat more meat.

He said he was not an ordinary dog, but a dog who had gone to school.

I said going to school can't change your nature.

He said this is called knowledge changing destiny.

Damn, retarded.

After the incident involving the eunuchs of the Nine Tribes became a big issue, the Wuzhou Immortal Beast Protection Association hurriedly spoke out. They conducted a thorough investigation with a rigorous and responsible attitude and must clarify the truth to the world:

It's true - I really castrated all nine of their clans.

I don't accept it. There are four little fairy beasts on my island that have not been castrated yet.

This little fairy beast must be the descendant of the fairy beasts from a thousand miles around. If the four of them were not castrated, then not all the nine tribes of these fairy beasts were castrated.

The Wuzhou Fairy Beast Protection Association thinks what I said makes sense.

So they issued a server-wide announcement again to clarify to everyone,

"The Immortal Immortal does not eunuch the nine tribes, but only the eight."

I think the Fairy Beast Protection Association is more retarded than the boss...

Rumors began to spread in the world of immortality that once a newborn baby was born in the family tree I carved on stone, everyone in the family tree would be castrated. In order to protect themselves, no one dared to have children during those two years.

Later someone raised a philosophical question:

If you are afraid of being castrated and you castrate yourself, does that count as another kind of castration?

I don't have that many philosophical questions because I'm extremely materially poor.

I strongly requested the fairy beasts from thousands of miles away to do a paternity test, trying to find the father of the eldest son, and asked for alimony to make up for my shortfalls over the years.

There were many fairy beasts coming at the beginning, and there were rumors that there was a fairy beast on my isolated island. It was as beautiful as a fairy. Even if he was not the biological father of the child, he could be the stepfather of the child, or take the child's surname.

Many times, the lower limit of animals is lower than that of humans.

Damn, lick the dog.

After seeing the little fairy beast's appetite, they all disappeared.

Damn, you're a licking dog with no money.

Forty-two years of immortality.

The eldest brother has finally come of age.

At the farewell banquet, I couldn't help but cry. The boss was also affected by the emotion. He cried and told me that he wanted to make a breakthrough in the world and support the family. He must be a good person and feed his younger brothers and sisters.

I wiped away my tears of joy and said that the last point is the simplest. If you take just two bites less, the people and fairy beasts on the entire island will be full.

I think the boss's ideal is very strange. He wants to look like a dog, but he is actually a dog.

It's hard to imagine how the boss can act like a person.

In short, with the few savings on the island, the boss traveled across the ocean to work in five continents, vowing to make a difference.

He not only took away the rations, but also the hope of the entire island.

Fifteen days later, a ticket traveled across the ocean.

The boss was illegally bred in Wuzhou, fined 5,000, and detained for 14 days...

Damn it, I’m just saying dogs can’t change their habit of eating shit.