Chapter 1237 Dog Food Essay

《Changshengxian's Immortal Cultivation Diary (II)》

It's still me, I'm still the second.

According to convention, the new neighbor will take away a fairy beast.

It won't be long before the neighbor will return the fairy beast and then disappear completely.

In the past, the eldest was always taken away because he looked the cutest.

Now that the eldest is gone, I should be the eldest, but I'm still the second.

The instructor once told me that in a competition, the person who surpasses the second place is still the second place.

Beat the second place, still the second place.

I said that the eldest also beat the second place, why is he the eldest?

The instructor said that's different, if you want to be the eldest, you have to beat everyone.

Being the second is very simple, you just need to beat the original second place.

The sixth often said that whether it's a person or a fairy beast, the only one who can be defeated is the original self.

I was the second place, and I can only beat the original self.

So, I will be the second place all my life.

But I want to be the eldest.

The second place who doesn't want to be the eldest is not a good second place.

I was going to post this sentence online again.

I failed.

Lao Liu changed his password.

Lao Liu said it was because I always barked online.

I am a dog, so what’s wrong with barking a few times?

I can’t bark online, so I can only find the meaning of life in reality.

I thought of my new neighbors.

After they moved in, Lao Liu sighed all day and was worried.

Lao Liu asked us to read more words on the island.

Lao Liu said, think more.

They started thinking, just like I did before.

But this time, I had no food to eat.

Because there was no food on the island.

I finally understood.

When everyone started thinking, everyone was hungry.

I read the words on the island for ten days and ten nights.

I finally understood.

I knew what Lao Liu meant.

I will not disappoint Lao Liu’s expectations.

I believe that when I finish this, I will be the boss.

While Lao Liu and his friends were having supper, I took a stone and knocked on the neighbor’s door.

The person who received me was very kind and easy to talk to.

Lao Liu once taught me that I must tell others what I think.

I don't understand why I should do this.

The eldest said that as long as I speak out my heart, others will not embarrass me.

I asked why?

The eldest said that no one would embarrass a mentally retarded dog.

But I see that everyone is embarrassing the eldest.

The eldest may have been deceived again.

In short, I told my neighbor everything I thought, which was the cause of the whole thing.

After listening to all I said, he showed a thoughtful expression and asked puzzledly,

"You have read the words for ten days and ten nights. What have you figured out?"

I said, isn't this simple?

Please report your nine tribes.

Lao Liu wants to carve it on the stone.

This is the result of my thinking.

The island cannot be without the nine tribes of neighbors. Lao Liu has been waiting for a fairy beast to volunteer to do this for him.

So, I came.

He laughed, and I laughed too.

Lao Liu, who had been following me, cried.

Lao Liu rushed up and started to talk about private Marseille.

He said this was a special skill of the ancient immortals who lived on the island to apologize.

The special skill didn't seem to work, and the neighbor laughed even harder.

The neighbor said it was okay, he was the only one in his Nine Clan now.

After a while, he got married, and there would be more people in the Nine Clan.

I pulled him aside and whispered to him that he must be careful during this period.

The neighbor was confused, he didn't know what to be careful of.

I said be careful of Emperor Zai Tian.

The last guy who was the only one left in the Nine Clan was killed by the big hand of Emperor Zai Tian.

The neighbor said this was slander, and Emperor Zai Tian was not such a petty person.

And there was no evidence to prove that Emperor Zai Tian was petty.

I looked at the neighbor with sympathy.

Unexpectedly, he was illiterate.

He didn't even recognize the few big words on the island.

Lao Liu left, but didn't take me back.

Because I came here by myself, if I want to go back, I will naturally go back by myself.

Lao Liu said, I will stay here and have dog food to eat.

I waited on the island for three days.

I didn't wait for a bite of food, but I saw that my neighbors were very loving.

They held hands, they strolled, and they lay on the beach together to count the stars.

One was responsible for counting, and the other was responsible for remembering.

They did a lot of things that people in love would do.

The most important thing is that they enjoy doing these things.

It's not that doing these things will make them happy, but that they are happy.

I have been hungry for thirteen days and I really can't hold on any longer.

I said stop, you guys don't fall in love for now, feed me some dog food.

The neighbor said that they did have a dog, but they didn't need to feed it dog food.

I said what would he eat if he didn't feed it dog food?

Did he cook it himself?

I guessed right.

The dog cooked for himself.

I was surprised that there are dogs in the world that can cook for themselves?

For a moment, I felt that my position in the dog world was challenged.

It is difficult to judge whether it is more important to have a dog that can think or a dog that can cook.

I have an inexplicable sense of crisis.

I hurried to find the dog.

In the back mountain, I met Lao Wang.

Neighbors said that Lao Wang was originally called Blood Leopard and was a wolf. Later, he was domesticated and became a dog, and now he has become a fairy beast.

He said his name was Lao Wang.

Leopard, wolf, dog, fairy beast, Lao Wang...

When Lao Wang stood there, species diversity became richer.

Lao Wang was very good to me. He was very good to me from the first moment he saw me.

He could not only cook by himself, but also drive, guide the blind, and give massages...

I asked him if he was tired of knowing so many things.

He said it was because he was smart and could learn anything at once.

I said that dogs didn't need to know these things, just like me, they just had to eat.

Lao Wang sighed and said I was mentally retarded.

I said that the eldest brother was also very smart, and he did nothing but eat.

Lao Wang said that the eldest brother was as smart as a mentally retarded person.

Lao Wang and I got to know each other quickly because Lao Wang always cooked for me.

Lao Wang's specialty was cooking.

My specialty was eating.

We hit it off.

Lao Wang once asked me if I was willing to be his son.

I said that I couldn't be someone else's son because I already had a sixth child.

Lao Wang asked me again, what if I was his child?

I didn't answer Lao Wang's question.

Because I know that I was born by my mother.

It is impossible that Lao Wang was born by me.

One night, Lao Wang said that he was going out to do something and he must not tell anyone.

I asked Lao Wang, why did he need to wear clothes if he was just doing something?

Lao Wang said that he was going to pick flowers.

Wearing clothes is to take off clothes.

I said that the eldest brother often went to pick flowers.

Lao Wang said that when the eldest brother came back, he would break the eldest brother's legs, all three legs.

After Lao Wang left, I sent a message to the eldest brother, saying that he could save one of his legs.

The eldest brother said that he was not afraid, just keep the useful one.

Lao Wang said that he was different from the eldest brother, there were three thousand rivers, he only took one scoop, while the eldest brother kept scooping.

I was very surprised.

Why does a dog need a scoop to drink water?

I still don't know what Lao Wang did that night.

But I still remember the wailing of the sixth brother the next morning.

The neighbors were very curious about what happened, why the sixth brother could cry so sadly.

I yawned, not surprised.

My mother is pregnant again.