Help! This Savior Is Too Stupid!

Chapter 1238 Emperor of Disaster, Chu Nan's God

The day my mother got pregnant again, all the beasts in the Five Continents were calling my name.

"Old Two... Old Two..."

The wailing of Old Six aroused the painful memories of some beasts.

They couldn't help themselves when they thought of the sad things.

The beasts without painful memories were also trembling.

They were afraid that they would be killed by the eunuchs of the Eight Clans.

Some beasts were pragmatic.

They chose to have fun in time, so as not to be unable to use it before they had used it.

Some beasts were conservative.

They firmly believed that as long as they kept their virginity and had no offspring, they would not be targeted by the eunuchs of the Eight Clans, after all, the eunuchs of the Eight Clans only castrated the Eight Clans.

As for why he was unwilling to castrate the Nine Clans, there are many theories outside, and the most widely circulated one is related to the Emperor of Disaster.

My short experience in the Five Continents taught me a truth:

The Emperor of Disaster is the origin of all things.

One thing can always be connected with the Emperor of Disaster in a way you can't expect.

For example: the big hand of the Emperor of Disaster, the big knife of the Emperor of Disaster.

Another example: Emperor Zai Tian and Chu Nan.

It is said that because Emperor Zai Tian is such a chaste person, Lao Liu would let Chu Nan go.

Opponents say bullshit, Lao Liu is a dog breeder, not a horse herder.

Lao Liu did not castrate Chu Nan because he was afraid of accidentally casting Emperor Zai Tian.

As for why Emperor Zai Tian was mixed in with the fairy beasts... don't worry about it for now.

The person who said this was soon arrested for leaking the secrets of the Pure Land.

They did not sue him for defamation.

My neighbor was so angry that he smashed Lao Liu's island.

I told Lao Wang privately that my neighbor might be a fan of Emperor Zai Tian.

Lao Wang said I wanted to die.

I really wanted to die.

I wanted to die, Lao Da.

In short, Emperor Zai Tian became Chu Nan's patron saint.

Practical fairy beasts are all strong in action.

But this kind of thing requires a voluntary agreement, and it cannot be forced.

Unless you pay more.

So, these fairy beasts all took the same path as Lao Da.

They began to look for their own Ruoshui Sanqian.

Then, they were caught.

A fine of 5,000 yuan.

This matter really cost a lot of money.

The finer officials felt that these immortal beasts had refused to change their ways despite repeated admonitions, and their tools should be confiscated.

So, in this catastrophe of immortal beasts, the pragmatic faction was completely annihilated, and the conservative faction won a great victory.

This was a victory for Chu Nan and also for Emperor Zai Tian.

As we all know, Lao Liu was the most famous person who did this, with official certification.

The most important thing was that Lao Liu did not charge money.

Therefore, all the immortal beasts caught were sent to Lao Liu.

I could hear Lao Liu sharpening his knife every night from the next door.

There was food on the boat to the isolated island.

However, many immortal beasts whose tools were about to be confiscated had no appetite.

Just imagine, in this situation, it was more uncomfortable than dying, who could eat?

The eldest brother could.

That's right, the eldest brother was also caught.

This time, not only did he not have to pay a fine, but he also gave him a ticket home, and food was provided on the boat.

The boss cried while eating, saying that he had indeed not taken the wrong path all these years.

The boss did not ask for a rich return home.

He only asked for a full meal before going home.

Because the boss knew that he would probably not be full after returning home.

When the boat was about to reach the shore, the instructors came back.

They said that they just wanted to scare everyone, and as long as everyone really repented, they would let everyone go.

After all, they were not the emperor of disaster.

The meal on the boat was a test.

As we all know, the fairy beasts do not eat when they are thinking.

As long as there is a grain of food left in the trough, they are willing to turn a blind eye.

Looking at the empty trough, the instructors were very disappointed because these fairy beasts missed the last chance.

They had no remorse and even had a good appetite.

That's right, the boss ate all the meals of other fairy beasts.

Some instructors did not give up and said to check the surveillance so as not to wrongly accuse everyone.

As a result, the surveillance was broken since the boat started.

The instructors were angry. These immortal beasts not only refused to repent, but also had a big appetite.

Not only did they have a big appetite, but they even damaged public property!

This was bad to the root, and it must be uprooted.

Some immortal beasts refused to accept and said that the meal was eaten by the boss.

The instructors were angry. How could he eat all the meals of tens of thousands of immortal beasts?

The instructors wrote it down in the file. Not only did they not admit their guilt and repent, but they also falsely accused the mentally retarded.

The crime was even more serious.

The instructors were not angry about the immortal beasts accusing the mentally retarded, but about using such a stupid way to frame a mentally retarded person.

The instructors taught us that immortal beasts can lie, but they cannot be exposed.

When you lie, you have to bear the price of being exposed.

After the boat docked, the boss was the first to rush down.

The other immortal beasts respected the boss as a warrior. He was not afraid of the legendary eight tribes of eunuchs, and even dared to sprint!

If they survived this disaster, they would be willing to make the boss their leader.

Later, they found out that the eldest brother and the sixth brother were in the same group.

Among the immortal beasts on that ship, the eldest brother was the only one who was not castrated.

They suspected that this was all a trap.

The immortal beasts agreed to kill the eldest brother on the way back.

After being castrated physically, he became more extreme mentally.

What is lost can always be made up in other places.

The eldest brother was soon driven out of the house by the sixth brother.

Because he was not castrated, there was no place for the eldest brother on the ship back.

The eldest brother couldn't get ashore by himself because he couldn't find a mount.

So, the eldest brother came to me for help.

Lao Wang didn't break the eldest brother's three legs, but looked at the eldest brother with a loving face.

The eldest brother ate a lot, and Lao Wang cooked for him.

Besides Lao Liu, this was the second person in the world who was so good to the eldest brother.

The eldest brother thought for a long time and finally figured out what kind of look this was.

This was the look that only fathers and sons would have.

But the eldest brother already had Lao Liu as his father.

The answer was obvious.

So, on a clear night, the eldest brother decided to confess to Lao Wang and bravely take on his due responsibilities.

The eldest brother tentatively asked Lao Wang, "Is your mother doing well these years?"

Lao Wang understood.

The eldest brother thought that Lao Wang was his long-lost son.

There was murderous intent in Lao Wang's eyes.

That day, Lao Wang didn't break the eldest brother's legs.

He sent the eldest brother ashore.

After landing, the eldest brother was hunted down by sterilized fairy beasts from all over the five continents.

Not only that, the eldest brother also sent a message saying that he would never go to heaven again.

I thought that the eldest brother finally figured out that there is no chicken leg that can be eaten for a year in this world.

As a result, the sixth brother told me that some of the sterilized fairy beasts simply changed their sex and started a new life.

The fairy beasts on the shore went into the sea, and the eldest brother was weaned from then on.

The eldest brother couldn't tell the difference between male and female.

He couldn't tell, he really couldn't tell...

I miss the eldest brother again.

Lao Wang said that I would see the eldest brother soon.

I asked why.

Lao Wang said that the neighbor was getting married.

I don't understand why the eldest brother must come to my neighbor's wedding.

Lao Wang said that all the beasts in the world would come, and the eldest brother was the beast among the beasts.

Without the eldest brother, this wedding would be incomplete.

I didn't understand.

The next day, the neighbor sent the eldest brother to the sixth brother's...

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