Chapter 360: The Orangutan Brain Is Smarter than the Monkey Brain

Yes, a huge gopher suddenly emerged from the ground.

Not only that, the sukiyaki on the table was also scattered all over the floor.

Then, an even more tragic scene occurred, and the ceiling exploded with a bang.

As smoke and dust exploded all over the sky, a figure jumped down directly from above.

This guy looks a bit like a large humanoid mantis, covered with a green carapace, and his hands were transformed into sharp mantis knives. He let out a burst of piercing laughter as soon as he appeared.

"Jiejiejie, my name is..."

Bang——

Saitama clenched his fists and his body trembled slightly, as if he still couldn't calm down his anger.

As for the mantis monster, before he even had time to react, he was locked in with a heavy punch from Saitama.

On the spot, the mantis' head flew several kilometers, sending a meteor that swept across hundreds of houses - luckily this was no man's land.

Not only that, Saitama's majestic power also forced half of his body to fly away, sticking to the wall like a puddle of rotten meat.

Looking at the blood stains, Luke smacked his lips.

"Genos, come out and wash the floor."

"Yes, Mr. Luke."

Genos stood up, raised his hand and fired an incendiary cannon, and then half of the entire wall disappeared.

"My house!"

Saitama was heartbroken. He first looked at the big hole in the ceiling, and then at the sticky mess on the wall: "How should I fix this?"

Luke glanced at it, smiled, raised his hand and pointed out the window:

"Let me remind you, there are still several weirdos waiting outside... If you can't solve them quickly, I guess we will have to consider where to move later."

"Of course, I can stay in the hotel, and Genos can go back to the doctor. Saitama, you..."

Luke did not continue, but the consequences were obvious.

"What!?"

Saitama immediately became anxious when he heard this: "We can't demolish it anymore, otherwise I won't be able to live anymore, okay?"

"Teacher, just leave the enemies outside to me..."

Genos said immediately upon seeing this, probably because he wanted to show off his abilities in front of Teacher Saitama.

But the words were not finished yet.

Saitama's figure has disappeared.

When Genos walked to the window, he realized that Saitama had already rushed out, and there were two weirdos stuck upside down on the ground not far away - looking at the way his legs were kicking, it was obvious that there was no chance of survival. .

The self-healing ability of weirdos is indeed much stronger than that of ordinary people, but this does not mean that weirdos have immortal bodies.

Except for a few special weirdos, such as natural water, zombie men, golden sperm and the like, who have powerful immortality, most weirdos' self-healing abilities are only several times stronger than humans.

The head was smashed, the heart was crushed, and there was excessive bleeding... these injuries would also lead to the death of the weirdo.

"Damn it, no one on the floor or ceiling was spared..."

At this time, Saitama had stopped moving and stood there, with pain written all over his face, as if he was deeply resentful of these weirdos who destroyed his room.

"It will cost a lot of money to repair..."

Saitama counted on his fingers.

More headache.

"Didn't I say that if you have such strength, you have to live in a place like this?"

Luke went downstairs, his eyelids twitching.

With Saitama's strength, even if he subconsciously abides by the twisted logic of this world, with his brute strength, even if he goes to a construction site to move bricks, he will not get to this level.

When Saitama was about to move here, Luke wanted to stop him, but Saitama was surprisingly persistent in this regard - just like the guidance of fate, he insisted on living in the no-man's land of Z City.

"As for the house... it's enough if you can live in it."

Saitama scratched his head.

"And this place is great for busting weirdos."

Of course it fits.

The Weird Association is under the ground, so it's surprising that there aren't many weirdos here.

Whenever Saitama exerts a little more force, the Weird Association that Sykes has been planning for so many years will collectively hit GG.

It has to be said that Sykes has a bit of luck in him - just like Thanos next door, he has destiny and will never die suddenly before the great cause is completed.

"Come on, we can't kill all the weirdos, so why not move to a better place to live as soon as possible." Luke shook his head, "Also, I heard that the Heroes Association has been preparing to clean up this no-man's land."

"At that time, Saitama, if you are discovered by them, you will have to make up for the water and electricity you 'borrowed' before, as well as more than a year's rent..."

At the mention of this, Saitama's face became more depressed.

Now he looks a bit like the unlucky monk who often said, "You are destined to my Western religion" - poverty is the most similar.

In addition to the "bald" people in the real world who can eat a lot, the bald people in other worlds seem to be cursed by the God of Wealth, and suffer the fate of poverty throughout their lives.

"So, do you still want to stay?" Luke asked.

The frowning Saitama finally gave in to his wallet and shook his head.

Normally, living here can be said to be "borrowing", but if the Heroes Association cleans up this no-man's land again, his speculative behavior will definitely be investigated.

"Then where should we go next?"

Saitama turned his attention to Luke.

This unjust person... ahem, wherever the golden thigh goes, Saitama will go - after all, Luke can always get first-hand supermarket discount coupons.

"Where to go?" Luke touched his chin and thought for a while.

"Oh, right, let's go find someone to ask for compensation."

Suddenly, his eyes lit up and Luke made a decision immediately.

"Compensation?"

"Saitama, think about it, is this your room?"

Saitama nodded.

"Did they destroy your room, leaving you homeless, and also losing a sukiyaki meal for nothing?"

Saitama continued to nod.

"So, it makes sense for us to ask the instigator for some compensation, right?"

Saitama shook his head.

Luke was stunned. Could it be that Saitama is quite principled in this regard...

"They are all weirdos, poorer than us."

Well, Saitama is not as principled as imagined.

"And they are already dead..."

As soon as the voice fell, a black claw stretched out from the ground, grabbed his ankle directly, and pulled it down hard.

With a bang, Saitama's whole body sank into the concrete floor.

Only a bald head was left exposed.

"What?"

Saitama seemed a little confused, and he blinked blankly while stuck in the cement.

"Teacher!"

Genos didn't know how perverted Saitama was, and he was a little nervous when he saw this scene. He just wanted to run over to support Saitama.

Then, bang!

A building next door exploded, and a huge steel robot appeared.

Genos was stunned for a moment.

The steel robot lowered its head and looked at Genos.

"There is a high-energy reaction." He said stiffly, "Are you a mechanical life form?"

"Get out of the way."

Genos frowned.

"The target is not you." The steel robot on the opposite side said first, and then suddenly launched an attack, rushing towards Genos like a heavy truck.

"You're in the way! I'll get rid of you first!"

The robot accelerated and collided, and Genos's back was sprayed with flames, and he dodged the attack sideways.

"The target is not me? Could it be Saitama teacher..."

"Hahaha!"

Just then, another burst of laughter came from not far away, interrupting Genos's speculation.

Genos turned his head and found that it was a huge lion monster walking towards this side.

Wearing a black shirt, animal fur on the shoulders, leopard print cloth around the waist, heavy chains and a belt with a lion head buckle, sharp claws can easily cut alloy.

"The doctor asked us to catch a bald man who looks like an idiot."

The lion monster walked over, laughing wildly.

"Although I haven't made a move yet, the earth dragon should have dragged that guy into the ground, right?"

"Of course."

Suddenly, a guy like a mole drilled out from the ground. It was the mole monster who had just pierced through the floor of Saitama's house in an instant and then hid deep underground.

The mole monster laughed twice, and then pointed behind him with a smug look on his face.

"After all, if you make a fuss, you will tear him to pieces. At that time, the doctor will definitely be angry, so I trapped him underground, so that he can only watch us act."

"Good job, Tulong!"

"I can't wait to give this guy a gift."

The lion monster nodded with satisfaction, then took off the iron chain on his body and walked forward.

"Then let's take him to the doctor like this... huh?!"

Halfway.

The lion monster was stunned in place as if he had seen a ghost.

"What's wrong?"

The mole monster saw that the lion monster suddenly froze there, and asked with a puzzled look:

"Go and tie up that guy."

They don't have time to waste outside. If the doctor doesn't see them by then, they will die miserably.

For example, the laboratory, the laboratory, and the laboratory...

All the monsters in the House of Evolution were created by Dr. Kinos.

But not all monsters are so powerful when they are born.

Most of the monsters created by Dr. Kinos need to be constantly adjusted and corrected in the laboratory during their growth, or absorb a lot of fresh blood and flesh to replenish energy and gene pool like Mosquito Girl.

Experiments are always a bumpy process.

Even a genius like Dr. Kinos spent most of his life to get a glimpse of the secret of immortality.

Even the "gods" may not be able to study the existence of monsters clearly.

Not to mention Dr. Kinos, a mortal.

Even the strongest experimental monster in the House of Evolution, Asura Rhinoceros Beetle, has various hidden dangers and needs to be "adjusted and tested" from time to time.

Every test is no less than a journey on the edge of life and death for Tulong and his group of little Karami.

He doesn't want to be like Mosquito Girl, who failed the mission and was sent to the laboratory.

Tulong thinks that he is pretty good now.

"Do it, Beast King."

The steel robot is cold.

Its condition was not too good. The robot, which was bombarded by Genos, could not leave the battlefield. It could only wait for the Beast King to succeed and let the idle Earth Dragon take it away.

But the Beast King still stood there motionless, like a "corpse" made into a specimen.

The steel robot realized that something was wrong.

Turning to look at the Beast King, the electronic eyes flickered. When the scanning system touched the lion monster opposite, the data was quickly analyzed and compared in its system. After a moment, a cold electronic sound sounded:

"The target's vital signs disappeared and death was confirmed. The body temperature has dropped to ambient temperature. There is no sign of heartbeat, breathing or brain wave activity. There is no obvious trauma on the body surface. It is initially determined that the death was non-violent. The time of death is approximately..."

Tulong was silent.

The steel robot swallowed.

"Do you want to continue?"

Luke's smile remained the same.

The steel robot thought for a few seconds, and Genos on the side raised his arm, watching as the blazing red light was about to light up again.

With a plop——

The steel robot fell to its knees.

The helmet on his head slipped off, revealing the face of a large chimpanzee inside.

He is not a robot.

"Don't think that you will win like this." The armored gorilla was still arrogant and said in a stiff mechanical tone, "The strength of the Beast King can only be ranked as NO.2 in the Evolution House. It is above it. There is also the most terrifying demon, you cannot win..."

"Saitama, I heard that monkey brain is very effective in replenishing the brain and helps to regenerate hair follicles..."

boom--

The ground shook.

The armored gorilla trembled.

A hand rested on its shoulder.

"Luke, are you telling the truth?"

I saw Saitama standing next to the armored gorilla unscathed, his eyes a little fiery, and he couldn't help but look at the armored gorilla's head.

The armored gorilla shivered.

"Teacher Saitama, he is a life form modified by machines. He may not have complete brain tissue."

Genos reminded.

"No."

Before Saitama could move his hand away in disappointment, Luke shook his head.

"He's just a chimpanzee weirdo, just wearing a layer of armor."

"Are you right?"

The armored gorilla sweats like crazy.

Nod your head, it feels like the bald monster next to you wants to take the brain of a monkey in the next second.

Just shake your head, this ignorant monster in front of you might just send him to heaven to reunite with the Beast King.

Saitama focused his expectant eyes on the armored gorilla.

Luke also smiled meaningfully.

The sight of the two put great pressure on the armored gorilla.

He swallowed.

"That...that, I'm sorry, I can confess anything, please be merciful and don't kill me!"

Tulong also made a plop and fell to his knees.

The monkey and the mouse had tears in their eyes, and they could not see the arrogance they had just now.

The armored gorilla shamelessly hugged Saitama's thigh tightly.

"Don't eat me, I'm not a monkey, I'm an orangutan!"

It brought tears to my eyes.

Saitama tilted his head and looked at Genos.

"What's the difference between a monkey and an orangutan?"

"Teacher, although both are primates, orangutans are often smarter than monkeys in terms of IQ, and most orangutans are superior in size, strength, speed, etc..."

Genos explained clearly according to the records in the database.

But Saitama gradually lost consciousness and his eyes became distracted.

For Saitama, who deliberately "blunts" his brain, if a thing exceeds twenty words, it is basically out of the scope of Saitama's understanding.

But there is one thing that Saitama heard clearly.

"In other words, the brain of an orangutan is smarter than that of a monkey, right..."

Saitama stared at the armored gorilla and said quietly. (End of chapter)