Hero Assessment

"Is this the headquarters of the Heroes Association? It looks so big..."

Saitama couldn't help but sigh.

A toilet in the Hero Association headquarters is almost as big as his previous house in No Man's Land.

"Bah, bumpkin."

A sturdy yellow-haired man in a vest spat with disdain on his face.

Obviously, he just heard Saitama's emotion.

"The headquarters of the Hero Association is a fortress base jointly built by Metal Knight and Child Emperor. It is enough to block the invasion of dragon-level disasters. But even if I explain it clearly to you, you probably don't understand the interests of those two S-class heroes. …”

The strong yellow hair seems very proud.

"Metal Knight, Child Emperor... do you know them?"

Saitama didn't get angry just because of Zhuang Huangmao's few taunts.

He was just a little curious. Could these two people be construction weirdos to build such a huge headquarters?

"Of course..." Zhuang Huangmao deliberately prolonged his voice, "I don't know you!"

Saitama's expression was speechless.

The strong yellow-haired man puffed out his chest and said confidently:

"Although I don't know those two adults, my eldest brother does!"

"Your elder brother?"

Saitama was stunned for a moment.

"That's right! My eldest brother is the S-Class Hero Vest Master of the Hero Association!"

"Then you are..."

"The sixth-ranked tiger in C-level vest! If it weren't for my bad luck, I would definitely be an A-level hero now!"

The tiger in the vest looked confident.

"So, Venerable Vest knows them, what does that have to do with you?"

Saitama couldn't help but complain.

But this seemed to hit the pain point of the tiger in the vest. The guy's expression changed and he said angrily: "Asshole! Are you looking down on big brother?!"

"No, what does this have to do with him?"

Saitama was a little crazy.

However, the vest tiger on the opposite side seems to have determined that Saitama is provoking the dignity of the vest gang.

He rushed forward with a fist in an angry manner.

Then, he was grabbed by Genos and pinned to the ground.

"Uuuuuuuuuuah...you...bastard...!"

The vest-clad tiger who was pushed to the ground was clinging to the ground and still struggling.

The professional heroes coming and going didn't seem to be surprised by this. They glanced at each other and then left to do their own things with schadenfreude.

This is a matter of course.

The vest gang has a bad reputation in the Hero Association.

Most of the vest boys who joined them were gangsters who bullied the weak and feared the strong, that is, they pretended to be loyal in front of the vest master.

In fact, in the entire Vest Gang, except for the boss, the Vest Master, who is a serious hero and fights monsters, the rest of the gang are almost all idiots who bully men and women using the name of the Vest Master as an S-class hero.

Now that they saw the tiger in the waistcoat being pushed to the ground, they didn't step up to step on it because it was for the sake of the venerable monk in the waistcoat.

After all, even if Lord Vest is only the 15th S-class hero, he is still an S-class hero!

Except for Fubuki and Sweetheart Mask, who are deliberately staying at low levels, the strength gap between other A, B, C level heroes, and S level heroes is like a huge chasm.

It's a pity that the last newcomer who was so brave has been buried in the cement piles of City A by the vest gang.

The professional heroes passing by shook their heads slightly and quickly left the scene. The Vest Gang rarely acted alone.

If you don't leave now, it might be too late.

"Asshole! Let go of my brother!"

A loud voice sounded.

The muscular man in a black vest ran rampant like a wild bear, rushing towards him with a fierce sound of wind.

But Genos seemed to have noticed it a long time ago. He stepped slightly wrong and stepped aside. The muscular man's fist wiped the empty corner of his clothes.

Immediately afterwards, Genos turned around, his right elbow was like a hard hammer, and the power valve suddenly pushed forward.

The elbow strike accurately hit the muscular uncle's chest, and there was only a muffled "bang" sound. The muscular uncle was like a kite with a broken string. He flew backwards several meters away and fell heavily to the ground, letting out a painful cry. sound.

"Brother Black Hole!"

The heart-rending shouts of the vest tiger followed one after another.

The visitor is the Black Hole in the Vest, the B-class hero of the Vest Gang, and the brother of the Tiger in the Vest.

"Damn it! Our vest gang won't let you go!"

The vest tiger climbed up.

After saying this, he turned around and ran away, not caring about the tragic situation of his good brother.

"This guy is an idiot."

Saitama couldn't complain.

"Do you need me to get rid of him?"

Sonic asked.

Logically speaking, Sonic can't enter the Heroes Association, let alone the door. If he gets close to the base, the monitoring system will probably be triggered immediately.

Then, Sonic will face a group of professional heroes called "Justice".

Who made him a registered "S-class wanted criminal" in the Hero Association?

However, this time is different.

Although he signed a work contract that made the cotton plantation workers burst into tears, Luke had no intention of letting Sonic take the initiative to come to the Hero Association and throw himself into the trap.

When entering the base, Luke directly hacked the Heroes Association's monitoring system - they wouldn't need this thing in the future anyway.

Luke waved his hand.

"No, let's send Saitama to complete the hero assessment first."

Sonic nodded.

Genos was still thinking about picking up the black hole in his vest and punching it again.

But the Black Hole in the Vest is just a B-class hero with a physical style. If this punch is carried out, the Black Hole in the Vest will really become a "Black Hole in the Vest."

"Yes, Mr. Luke."

Throwing down the unconscious black hole in his vest, Genos hurriedly followed.

Only the black hole in his vest was left, his body hunched over and he fell to the ground, breathing weakly.

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The Hero Association has actually set up hero assessment venues in various cities. This is also to recruit hidden strong people in a timely manner.

After all, there are too many weirdos in this world.

And the number of heroes is too few.

A mere few hundred professional heroes are nothing but a drop in the bucket for the weirdos in the world.

If we could recruit one more hero, we might be able to save another group of humans.

Although most of the top leaders of the Hero Association are scum, there are still a few who really want to work for the future of mankind.

Although there may be something wrong with the direction of their efforts - a certain bald devil may kill as many dragon-level monsters in a month as the Hero Association does in a year.

Fortunately, the bald devil came to your door today.

Saitama is gearing up.

They originally wanted to take the assessment at the registration point near City Z, but Luke seemed to have something urgent to do and wanted to go to the Heroes Association headquarters.

Therefore, the registration assessment venue was changed to the Heroes Association headquarters.

But even after so many things happened, it was not too late for a few people to arrive at the assessment venue. They even waited outside for almost half an hour before the venue's announcement rang.

And wait until the Hero Association notifies candidates that they can go in for the test.

Luke looked around and saw that there were not many people in the entire venue, just a few dozen.

This is normal.

Being a hero is not something you can just talk about.

If you do not join a hero group, newcomers who have just joined the industry will have to fight against monsters alone to meet the mission indicators of the Hero Association.

In some serious situations, you might rush in with bare hands.

This also leads to a problem. The sudden death rate of newcomers who join the Hero Association is extremely high - maybe they just passed the test the day before yesterday and died at the hands of some weirdo today.

Not long after, Luke and his group entered the examination room together.

"No, why did you come in too?!"

Saitama's eyelids twitched.

Only then did he react.

He seems to be the only one who wants to join the Heroes Association.

How did Luke and the others come in together? !

"Huh? Didn't I tell you?"

Hearing this familiar surprised tone, Saitama suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"I am the temporary inspector of this assessment!"

"Don't treat these inexplicable settings as if you have already explained them! Bastard Luke!"

Saitama complained loudly.

Luke shrugged.

"Have you forgotten, Saitama, I am very rich, and the Hero Association is essentially a public welfare organization jointly funded by the rich."

"So as one of the shareholders of the Hero Association, I want to assess the abilities of my subordinates. Isn't it an easy thing to understand?"

"As for Sonic and Genos, how do you think it is possible for a rich man to not have bodyguards around him?"

Luke looked like it was natural.

Although Sonic wanted to say that he was indeed a bodyguard - he still remembered that he was a ninja hired by the richest man in F City.

"It's so easy to understand a ghost!"

Saitama has bulging veins.

I don't know why, but as long as he stays with Luke, Saitama becomes a bitch--just like he is now.

"In this case, what's the difference between me joining the Heroes Association and the New Heroes Association..."

"Furthermore, since you are already a shareholder of the Heroes Association, do you want to start a Heroes' Civil War if you create a new Heroes Association?"

Saitama seriously suspected that Luke was playing tricks on him.

Who knew that Luke touched his chin.

"Heroes' Civil War? It doesn't seem impossible. It just happens to be a good idea to change the names of the S-class heroes. It should be no problem for a dozen or so people to film the Avengers vs. the Justice League."

"Genos, are you interested in changing your hero's name? How about Cyborg? Or Ultron... Well, no, it should be Vision."

Luke turned to look at Genos.

Genos looked calm and nodded.

"No problem, Mr. Luke, if you want, I can notify everyone now to officially confirm my hero name..."

Although Genos has not joined the Heroes Association before, he actually has many fans because he has been on the front line against monsters over the years and has an outstanding record.

To say something that makes Saitama sad, even Genos, who has not joined the Hero Association, is much more famous than Saitama, who has become a B-class hero in the future.

"As I said, professional heroes are not idol stars."

Saitama is still complaining.

But before they could continue chatting, the radio sounded.

Saitama is going in to take the written exam.

"Go ahead, Saitama, don't worry, I won't deliberately change your assessment to zero just because you don't join my new hero association!"

Luke gave a thumbs up and encouraged.

Saitama's face darkened.

"Just keep this kind of thing in your heart, don't say it outright, you bastard!"

Entered the examination room.

Saitama sat on the chair obediently, picked up a pen and started writing quickly.

Looking at him like this, the difficulty of the written test seems... not very difficult for him?

Luke shook his head.

He can see Saitama's test paper.

Question 1: When you encounter a highly destructive monster in a crowded city center, what do you do:

Answer: Kill it with one punch.

Question 2: When you encounter a lower-level monster in a children's playground, what do you prefer:

Answer: Still kill it with one punch.

Question 3: Detail three or more weaknesses of the tiger-level monster Bullfrog:

Answer: I don't know, kill it with one punch.

This guy doesn't treat monsters as human beings at all.

With this killing mechanism, what Duanmu Saitama?

Of course, with Saitama's strength, there is really no problem with his answer.

After all, even a god-level disaster can't withstand Saitama's serious punch.

However, in the eyes of normal people, these answers are like children's jokes, and there is no logic at all.

Just for this answer, Saitama can get 20 points because he is a rare talent in the Hero Association.

Of course, it may also be that the Hero Association doesn't really care about the performance in the written test - as long as the physical test is acceptable, you will pass the test.

After all, there are not many heroes, and the more heroes there are, the better.

What's wrong with low IQ?

Even a pervert like the sexy prisoner can join the Hero Association and be listed as an S-class hero, so the lack of IQ is completely within the scope of consideration.

Moreover, just looking at the test site can prove how sloppy this written test is.

It's like the ninja test at the next door fire movie studio - the eight immortals cross the sea, each showing their magical powers.

Some muscular men directly engraved the answers on their bodies, and when they wrote them on their heads, they stripped themselves naked and looked up and down.

Some are even more fierce, transforming one eye into a mechanical eye, connecting to the external network to cheat online.

Of course, this is nothing.

Like Genos in the original timeline, the whole person is a machine-made person, and the information stored on him may not be as much as that of the entire Hero Association.

The written test is almost not difficult for him.

Just open the full map perspective, you can pass even if you tie a dog to it - although Saitama may not pass it.

After coming out of the written test room, Saitama was full of confidence.

"How do you feel?"

"It's very simple!"

Saitama was full of confidence.

"I answered all the questions!"

Hearing this, Luke's expression was subtle, but he didn't say much, and led Saitama to the physical test room.

The items of the physical test were very simple, such as jumping back and forth, weightlifting, or throwing shot put, standing high jump, slamming moles, and boxing tests.

For these, Saitama directly put on a rare serious face.

This exam was much more serious than him destroying those dragon-level monsters.

As for the standing high jump, Saitama jumped directly and then plunged into the ceiling.

The staff looked up at Saitama in amazement.

His bare legs were stuck in the ceiling and fluttered from time to time.

In order to better conduct the physical fitness test, most people only wear a pair of underwear. (End of this chapter)