'Eating People' Contract

There is a kind of pain called the sadness of the testicles.

The lone ninja eventually became a lone ninja.

But even so, Sonic can still stand tremblingly.

Ninja, a person who endures pain that ordinary people cannot endure.

"I will remember this vengeance!"

Sonic's face turned pale, and he limped forward and wanted to take two steps.

"Incineration cannon!"

Genos's voice followed closely.

A flame jet, I don't know if it was the conclusion of the data analysis that Sonic's speed must be limited, or Genos accidentally aimed and fired.

Fortunately, the ninja clothes Sonic was wearing were not simple in material, otherwise Genos's incineration cannon would not only burn birds.

"Ah... Is this guy so weak?"

Saitama was stunned.

He originally thought that the enemy who could survive such a long period of time under Luke must be strong - at least he should be able to withstand a few punches from him.

But now it seems that he overestimated the enemy.

I should have held back a little more.

He squatted on the ground and poked Sonic, who was almost charcoal-black.

Saitama looked annoyed.

Sonic was motionless, like a corpse - from a social perspective, Sonic has been confirmed to be "dead".

"Teacher, my database shows that he is an S-class wanted criminal of the Hero Association. Sonic the Speed ​​​​Sonic, although not a weirdo, can also be regarded as an enemy."

Genos reminded.

"No, Genos, he will not be an enemy soon."

Luke walked over.

"I have thought of a stage name for Sonic when he joins the New Hero Association. The inheritor of Konoha's Will of Fire, the fourth generation Hokage - Black Flash!"

"?"

Genos had a question mark on his head.

"What is this, a light novel or a hot-blooded manga setting?"

Saitama couldn't help but complain.

"Hey! Saitama, the professional heroes of the new era must learn to package themselves." Luke said confidently, "The audience nowadays likes this. If you don't add some beautiful, strong and miserable background settings, how can anyone pay attention to you."

"But those are what stars should do, right?!"

"What's wrong with being a star? Who says idol heroes are not heroes? Look at Sweet Mask, he appears on variety shows and acts in movies. He is obviously only an A-level hero, but his popularity is greater than that of S-level heroes combined."

"Don't you want to be loved by thousands of beautiful girls as soon as you appear? Don't you want to be surrounded and cheered by ordinary people? Don't you want someone to give you a lot of free gifts when you walk on the street?"

Luke tempted Saitama like a devil.

Who said heroes can't be part-time stars?

The large number of mass-produced star heroes of Vought Company are all well-fed, and the leader's countryman lives a much more comfortable life than Superman.

Last night, Luke, a newcomer who joined the foggy space, came from the world of the Black Robe Pickets.

He has the most say in this regard - because he is a member of the public relations team of Vought Company.

Saitama was still struggling at first.

But after hearing the last sentence, Saitama's eyes lit up.

Free... gifts!

"Ahem..."

Saitama coughed twice, put his arm around Luke's shoulders, and the two of them put their heads together. He whispered:

"Luke, what kind of personality do you think I am suitable for?"

Saitama is not the kind of person who is greedy for pleasure, he just wants to experience the feeling of standing on the street and someone offering free gifts without having to rush to the special sale day.

Looking at Saitama's expectant eyes, Luke smiled slightly.

He shook his head decisively.

"Sorry, Saitama, you are hopeless."

"Huh?!"

Saitama was stunned.

"Orange tights, a big bald head like a light bulb, and a face like a passerby character, fashion value has nothing to do with you, Saitama."

"I think even if you pass the assessment of the Hero Association, they may give you a title like 'Bald Cape Man', which sounds very sloppy."

"Asshole! Don't judge other people's lives at will!"

Saitama shouted loudly.

Luke waved his hand.

"In general, those who understand will understand, and I won't say much about those who don't understand. You won't understand even if I say it. It's better not to say it, and think about it carefully. Don't ask me what's going on. There are too many interests involved..."

"You didn't say anything?!"

Saitama became smart again this time and got to the point directly.

Saitama's wisdom has always been a mystery.

Sometimes, his mind works very quickly and he can immediately grasp the loopholes and key points, but sometimes he looks stupid and stupid, as if his brain is missing a string.

Logically speaking, Saitama, who broke the limiter, should also have an evolving brain.

However, Saitama is different.

Perhaps subconsciously, he does not want to lose his last bit of humanity, so Saitama deliberately "dulls" his brain to resist the speed of his evolution.

This is called the art of left and right brain fighting.

"Excuse me, Mr. Saitama, Mr. Luke."

Genos interrupted the two people who were arguing.

"His vital signs are gradually decreasing. If he is not rescued, he is expected to die within an hour."

Genos pointed to a pile of black charcoal on the ground.

Luke slapped his head and almost forgot about Sonic.

Seeing that the future hot Sonic was really about to be sent, Luke stopped talking nonsense with Saitama, and hurried forward and slapped Sonic in the face.

The noble horse galloped non-stop, and with a puff, Sonic's body suddenly came with a strange crackling sound, the bones began to reset, the burnt skin healed again, and blood was directly created out of thin air. The pale face like gold paper turned rosy in the blink of an eye.

Even the ninja clothes on his body were restored to their original state as if time had gone back.

As soon as Sonic opened his eyes, he jumped and pulled away.

And after that, he seemed to realize that something was wrong and reached out to touch his body.

It's still there.

Sonic had some palpitations.

"Was that an illusion just now?!"

He had heard that some superpowers could control others through super mental power, such as cognitive modification, hypnotic PLAY, implantation of special XP, etc.

Although perverted, some superpowers can indeed do it.

The experience just now must have been an illusion created by the superpower who just fought him to confuse him!

His bull is still there!

And it's intact!

"Luke, are you sure you want him to join the organization you founded?!"

Saitama's expression is hard to describe.

How can a normal person's first thing after waking up from a coma be to check if his bull is still there?

Although that thing is very important.

But they are all men!

How could they have any intentions on Sonic's bull? !

Saitama looked at Sonic with an expression of "I don't understand, but I respect it."

In response, Luke covered his forehead.

"Sonic, if you don't want to be hit by a lightning release Chidori, put your hands down now!"

Sonic was stunned for a moment.

He looked up at the familiar people.

"There is another illusion?!"

Sonic blurted out, and his body subconsciously wanted to throw out a few explosive shurikens.

But before he could move.

Unimaginable pressure instantly erupted from Luke, even forming a substantial air wave. Sonic didn't even have time to react, and his brain suddenly went blank.

When he came to his senses, he was already kneeling on the ground. The huge pressure made him unable to even move a finger.

"Do you still think it's an illusion?"

Luke was too lazy to explain anything more.

Sonic trembled slightly.

What kind of monster is this guy...?

Even the S-class heroes of the Hero Association didn't make him feel such a huge deterrent.

Grunt——

The rocks on the ground collapsed.

Sonic swallowed his saliva stiffly. With just his momentum, he could crush the materials in the real world.

It's too exaggerated...

"Hmm... Is this guy so tough?"

Luke waited for a long time, but didn't hear Sonic's response, so he raised his eyebrows.

"Well, although I don't know what happened, Luke, he seems to be suffocating to death."

Saitama kindly reminded.

Luke's momentum was not directed at Genos and Saitama. Although it had a certain impact on the real world, it was more of a pressure on Sonic.

Seeing Sonic's face turn from red to purple, and there was a faint trend of black.

Luke put away his momentum.

"Ha... ha..."

Sonic knelt on the ground, gasping for air.

Survived!

Seeing Sonic's embarrassed look, Luke smiled with satisfaction: "Yeah, now you are much more honest. Come, sign this employment contract, and we are in the same group."

Luke took out a piece of paper from somewhere and took out a pen.

Handed it to Sonic.

Sonic hadn't recovered yet, and took the pen and paper in a daze.

Then, he signed on it in a daze.

"Very good, this is your copy, and you will be the first A-level of the New Hero Association in the future, Black Flash!" Luke smiled and patted Sonic on the shoulder.

"Do a good job. I have high hopes for you, young man. As the saying goes, where the leaves of Konoha fly, the fire will also continue to grow. The future belongs to you."

Sonic nodded blankly. He still hasn't figured out the situation.

What Konoha, Will of Fire, Black Flash, New Hero Association... Sonic didn't hear a single word.

"Okay, Saitama, keep going. The headquarters of the Hero Association is still some distance away from here."

Seeing these people staggering and walking away with their arms around each other,

Sonic came back to his senses.

He lowered his head and glanced at the contract.

"Employees will strictly abide by the 007 work system, working hours from 0:00 to 0:00, 7 days a week..."

"The total holiday per year is one day, and the adjustment system is adopted. The adjustment time is one hundred years later..."

"Adopting a paid work method, it is necessary to create additional revenue for the association every month, with a minimum of..."

Sonic opened his mouth wide.

This contract, can anyone sign it? !

Sonic flipped through the contract and looked at it from left to right. There was no official seal on it. On every page, the words "selfless dedication" were written crookedly. He was determined to find the words between the lines. The whole page was written with two words: "Eat people"!

"Hey, are you kidding me about this contract..."

Sizzle——

Lightning flashed, and thousands of birds chirped.

Sonic was sweating profusely as he sat on the ground.

There were still traces of blackened lightning between his crotch.

He was almost hit by a Chidori.

Luke turned his head with a smile on his face.

"Young people should not sit all the time. Stand up and walk around more."

Sonic stood up like a robot.

Then, he followed Luke stiffly.

It is worth mentioning that Sonic silently put away the contract...

——

Z City, no man's land.

"Doctor, do we really have to help that monster find the Monster Association?"

Tulong asked while digging the soil.

Dr. Kinos pushed his glasses.

"Why, Tulong, do you want to escape?"

"If you want to run, the gorilla and I can only find a place to dig a grave for you first, and then find a way to use your body to make a new Tulong."

Tulong shook his head vigorously.

"No, no, no, that's not what I meant, Doctor."

"I heard that there are many powerful monsters in the Monster Association. If we find their base, what if they find us? Will we..."

At this point, Tulong made a throat-cutting gesture.

If we fail to invite the monsters, and instead let ourselves fall into the tiger's mouth, that would be terrible.

"Don't worry, Tulong, I have already inquired about it. Although there are many monsters in the no-man's land, there are basically not many powerful monsters."

"Tiger-level and wolf-level monsters account for the vast majority. Even if there are a few ghost-level monsters, I can handle them!"

The armored gorilla patted his chest and looked very confident.

How could he, a gorilla who is "afraid of death", not investigate the specific situation here before coming.

"Is that so..."

Tulong muttered softly.

For some reason, it always felt that something was wrong.

It had eavesdropped on the underground people before. They said that there were many powerful monsters underground in the uninhabited area of ​​Z City. The Underground King had considered forming an alliance with the Monster Association and invading the ground together.

But for some reason, not long after arriving in the uninhabited area of ​​Z City, there was no news about the underground people.

Maybe, they have joined the Monster Association?!

Tulong guessed.

"Okay, stop chatting, keep digging, the detector has detected a weak mental fluctuation."

"Probably in the northwest, Tulong, turn around."

"Yes, Doctor."

Tulong agreed.

Dr. Kinos stared at the detector screen in his hand.

Looking at the tortuous fluctuations on it, Dr. Kinos frowned.

This kind of mental fluctuation is a bit like a superpower.

Are there any psychic monsters in the Monster Association who help hide life activities?

No wonder there are traces of a large number of monster activities in the uninhabited area of ​​Z City, but they have never touched the warning red line of the Hero Association.

It turns out that there is such a hand.

Dr. Kinos nodded.

This is good news.

The weirdo on the other side has brains, not a madman like Asura Rhinoceros Beetle who only knows how to kill.

There is a basis for them to sit down and negotiate.

"Doctor, is this the right place?"

"Well, continue digging two hundred meters in this direction and give it a try."

Dr. Kinos came back to his senses and gave instructions. (End of this chapter)