I'm a Star, It's Not Right for Me to Go to Jail Every Day

Section 132

"Leader, I think there is a fourth one, called "Leader Lu posts on Weibo."

"Hahaha, it's so funny. Lu Bai, does he still want to say that all this is a coincidence? I remember the last time he said it was a coincidence, he was slapped in the face within five minutes. Now he doesn't even think of it as a coincidence. He didn’t dare to tell us anymore, but he actually started to popularize science.”

"What a coincidence. Lu Bai, you just posted on Weibo and the Dragon King turned around the next second. What a coincidence."

"Leader, you don't need to explain. We all believe it. This is just a coincidence."

"Yes, that's right. It's a coincidence. It's definitely a coincidence. The Dragon Prince is here in person today, so it's also a coincidence."

At the same time, major foreign platforms have also become a mess.

"Have you watched the news? Typhoon Dragon King, which is expected to hit China tonight, suddenly took a turn."

"Isn't it a normal natural phenomenon for a typhoon to turn around?"

"It used to be a normal natural phenomenon, but today is different. He was manipulated by the Chinese."

"People upstairs, can you please stop talking nonsense and what you are doing? It's the 21st century now. There's nothing so evil."

"Really, I'm not going to lie to you, there are people in China who really know magic. Two days ago, there was a rumor that we read a novel and caught eighteen spies of our country. It was the Chinese named Lu Bai who did it. , he did the same thing today and scared away the typhoon.”

"This can't be true, it sounds too scary."

"I didn't believe it before, but just now, I saw Weibo, the master named Lu Bai. He posted on a platform called Weibo, telling the "Dragon King" to go away, and then the next second, this The typhoon turned around in an instant. If you don’t believe it, I will tell you what this man named Lu Bai did recently. "

"I dare to conclude that this person named Lu Bai is definitely good at magic."

"I've read all the news, and I also think this star named Lu Bai is a bit magical."

"As expected of an ancient country with a history of five thousand years, they actually hide such powerful magic. I really want to go to China to learn it."

"I heard that there is a cult called Lu Bai in China. How about we set up a branch now and specialize in studying this master named Lu Bai in the future. Maybe we can learn some spells from him in the future."

"Yes, a good idea. This kind of magic will definitely not be spread by Lu Bai, but as long as we study more, we might be able to learn something from it."

"I agree."

"I agree."

"Agree +10010!"

So, on this day, September 3, 2023, the overseas branch of the cult was officially established.

On the day of its establishment, the number of members of the cult exceeded one million. The leader of the cult was a man named Leo Mei who came from Austria.

Although they did not learn Lu Bai's magic, due to the hard study of the cult members, the Chinese language suddenly became popular all over the world.

Ask them why they want to learn Chinese, and almost 99% of them will tell you that they want to learn spells from Lu Bai.

Lu Bai? ? ?

What kind of magic can you teach me?

...

In addition to ordinary netizens, people currently on the list of dangerous people in Beautiful Country also received news from Lu Bai.

Sean Mogilevich, who ranked second: "Lu Bai, this Chinese boy, he must know magic, otherwise how could he make the typhoon turn around? No wonder he is now listed as the only SSS-level danger by the beautiful country. Character, this kind of person can turn a typhoon around in minutes, it's simply terrifying.

Go ahead and tell us that from now on, everyone in our organization will be more courteous when meeting Chinese people, and we must not cause conflicts with Chinese people.

FUCK, China actually hides such a terrifying person. Who dares to mess with this? "

Abuba Shekau, who ranked third, said, "Lu Bai, now I feel numb when I hear this name. This time we kidnapped 50 female college students. Are there any Chinese?"

"Back to boss, no."

"It's fine if you don't have it, it's fine if you don't have it. In the future, I tell everyone to be careful. When you act again, you must stay away from the Chinese people. I don't want to be worried about this person named Lu Bai. Damn it, he can't even fight a typhoon." It can all be affected. If you want to kill me, wouldn’t it be just a matter of putting a scarf on your neck?”

"Now that I know it, boss, I will make a document and distribute it immediately. We must make sure that everyone in our organization remembers it and never mess with the Chinese people in the future."

Joseph Kony: "I thought Master Lu could help us figure out that there were two stealth planes overhead. I didn't expect that Master Lu could even control a typhoon. This is simply terrifying.

Jess, is there anything else we can do now? "

"Chief, we are really too poor. The only thing we can sell is the gold mine in the eastern desert, but we have already sold this to a Chinese."

"Take it back immediately and give this gold mine to Master Lu."

Song Peng? ? ?

That's my fucking gold mine.

None of you do this kind of business.

Chapter 35 Coincidence, you come again?

In the Magic City, in Huang Long's office of Star Dragon Entertainment, Huang Long is watching the "Dragon King" quickly moving towards the island country, with despair written all over his face.

Has Lu Bai become so evil?

He kept asking himself in his heart.

If I had known this, I shouldn't have turned against Lu Bai in the first place.

Just then, Song Peng suddenly called Huang Long, "Old Huang, come out for a drink."

Huang Long listened to Song Peng's words, subconsciously glanced at the cloudy weather outside the window, shook his head and refused, "Old Song, it's windy and it's going to rain, forget it today, let's get together another day."

He was no longer in the mood to have dinner with Huang Long to relieve his boredom.

He even cursed Huang Long in his heart for being an idiot, not wanting the precious son-in-law who was delivered to his door, but had to go against Lu Bai. Now that he had offended Lu Bai, let's see how he would end up in the future.

Although he didn't eat, Huang Long was still a little happy to be able to pull Song Peng onto his broken boat. Even if he couldn't deal with Lu Bai in the future, at least there was someone to accompany him to suffer together.

Risk sharing, this is barely a good thing.

What else can he do?

After thinking about it, Huang Long called Huang Shan, who was far away in South Korea, and scolded her for half an hour before he felt a little better.

Not long after, Song Peng also received a call from his subordinates in Syria, saying that the mine he bought in Syria was surrounded and they wanted to take it back.

He didn't even take his luggage, and hurriedly boarded the plane to Syria.

Damn, he spent 2 billion beautiful currency to buy that gold mine, and the Syrians took it back just because they said they would take it back. That's too shameless.

......

At 6:21 in the evening, "Dragon King" landed in the island country, but Lu Bai was too lazy to pay attention to him at this time, just leave.

It has nothing to do with me, Lu Bai.

I have explained to you why typhoons turn, what else do you want from me?

Could it be that I blew this "Dragon King" away in one breath?

You believe it.

I don't believe it myself.

However, with the help of "Dragon King", Lu Bai has attracted a wave of fans today. From 35.3 million in the afternoon, it has now increased to 43 million. In more than an hour, Lu Bai has gained nearly 8 million fans.

Most of these fans were trainee members of the cult who had been waiting to see if Lu Bai was really evil. Today, they witnessed the miracle with their own eyes. If they didn't join the cult now, when would they join?

At this time, the original cult members were already jubilant. The leader had done great deeds for the world, and as members, they also felt honored. They posted crazily in Lu Bai's special area.

But at this moment, a sad post suddenly appeared in Lu Bai's special area.

It was a post from Tao Ling, the saint of their cult, "Master, can you save my mother?"

In the post, Tao Ling said that she was in the hospital now, and her mother had just been diagnosed with leukemia today.

Lu Bai had already seen this post at this time. Tao Ling was a little girl. Lu Bai had a deep impression of this little girl. After all, after the first day of his accident, this little girl was one of the few pure iron fans who stood up to support him, except Huang Tao.

He had also seen the little girl's photo. She was a cute little girl with a round face and many freckles on her face.

Unexpectedly, suffering fell on Tao Ling.

He wanted to help this little girl, but he didn't have such a weird ability. If he let a coincidence happen, maybe there was a possibility, but I really couldn't cure diseases and save lives.

However, if Tao Ling needed it, he could help her, after all, she was also the saint of their cult.

After seeing the message, Lu Bai didn't hesitate much, and directly found Tao Ling's WeChat in the WeChat group and added her.

At this time, Tao Ling was in the corridor of the hospital, sitting alone on a stool and crying silently. A wall separated her from the eight beds inside. One of them was her mother, who was lying weakly on the bed.

WeChat suddenly rang, and seeing that it was the leader who added a friend, Tao Ling excitedly chose to agree.

"Leader."

"I am Lu Bai."

"Hello, leader, hello, are you here to help me? You can definitely help me heal my mother, right?"

Lu Bai? ? ?

No, you really think I can do everything.

I'm just a weird sect, not an evil god.

"Tao Ling, I'm sorry, I'm really not good at curing illnesses and saving lives."

Having seen the leader's evil deeds countless times, Tao Ling believed that their leader was omnipotent, so how could she not be able to do it? Therefore, Tao Ling almost regarded Lu Bai as a savior.

"Leader, you can do it. I know you will definitely find a way."

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