I'm a Star, It's Not Right for Me to Go to Jail Every Day

Section 131

"Baga, the Dragon King, the damn Dragon King turned a corner."

"What, the Dragon King turned a corner?"

"Where did he turn? Towards the center of China? Oh, that's great. This time the typhoon finally knows where to go."

"Shut up, idiot. The Dragon King did turn a corner, but not to China. According to this route, if the Dragon King continues to move forward, he will head for our island country."

"Impossible, how is it possible? The Dragon King has been heading for China. How could he run to our island country?"

"Didn't the experts at our meteorological station already As predicted, this epic typhoon will not affect our island country. "

"A typhoon with a central wind force of 18, damn it, even if I have experienced dozens of typhoons since I was a child, I have never heard of such a big typhoon."

"Absolutely impossible, is there something wrong with the live broadcast signal?"

"Really, it is true, the typhoon is really coming towards us."

In the United States, at this time, James, the director of the Intelligence Bureau, was sitting in his office, staring at the computer in front of him. He might be the first person to guess where the problem was.

He first saw Lu Baifa's Weibo: "Dragon King, get out of here."

Then he saw the small red dot marked with the Dragon King on the map, suddenly turned 90 degrees and headed towards the island country.

Typhoon is the most unpredictable natural phenomenon in nature, because the changes in air flow and terrain will have a great impact on the typhoon's route. He may be heading east one second, and the next second, he may turn and go west.

This is normal, and James will not be surprised to see this.

But this "Dragon King" today is different.

Because he suddenly turned around after Lu Bai posted on Weibo.

Lu Bai posted on Weibo at 4:25:37, and the Dragon King suddenly turned around at 4:25:38, which means that the "Dragon King" ran away immediately after Lu Bai posted on Weibo.

How could it be such a coincidence?

How could it be such a coincidence?

Damn it, who dares to say that this is a coincidence now? James wants to shoot the person.

Go to hell with coincidence.

This Lu Bai is really evil.

Looking at the list of dangerous people in his hand, Lu Bai, who is currently ranked first, suddenly surrounded by an inexplicable fear in his heart.

Lu Bai is simply too scary.

Coincidentally, he can perfectly cooperate with the "Dragon King" of nature.

Is this still a human?

Without a moment's hesitation, James raised Lu Bai's danger level from the original SS level to SSS level, and even added a note at the end (dangerous, evil, this person should not be provoked.)

At this time, Chinese netizens also found something wrong.

"The Dragon King suddenly turned at 4:25:38" and has been ranked first on the hot search list.

"Lu Bai posted a Weibo at 4:25:37, "Dragon King, get out of here"" has occupied the second place on the hot search list.

"Master Lu, don't say it, we know, it's all coincidence!" has been ranked third on the hot search list.

"Master, you came up with this in seven days?" It ranked fourth on the hot search list.

"The Dragon King suddenly turned and went straight to the island country." It occupied fifth place.

At this time, all netizens were watching the news and Weibo in shock, but now they could only see the two words Lu Bai.

It was really that Lu Bai's Weibo just now was a bit too scary, just like telling a myth.

In the past, Lu Bai had caught a human trafficker, a murderer, and a spy by coincidence. Netizens already thought Lu Bai was outrageous enough. Who could have thought that Lu Bai would release such a big move today?

He actually faced off against the "Dragon King", and the key is that he seemed to have won.

Was it Lu Bai's credit?

Whether netizens believe it or not, they are now excited and happy to accept this fact.

That is, the "Dragon King" really turned around and ran away.

Lu Bai said that he would be in seclusion for seven days, and everyone was playing a joke saying that Lu Bai was holding back a big move. No one expected that Lu Bai was really holding back a big move, and once he held back, he would come up with a miracle.

That's right, at this moment, in the hearts of countless netizens, Lu Bai's Weibo today was simply a miracle.

Because the Dragon King fled instantly after Lu Bai posted the Weibo.

"Brothers, who can give me two big slaps? I feel like I'm dreaming."

"Give me eight, wake me up, tell me what I saw is true."

"I'll do it myself, I'll finish first, then I'll tell you, damn, this is true, the Dragon King ran away."

"Really, really, hahahaha, the Dragon King really ran away, just one second after our leader posted on Weibo, the Dragon King turned around."

"Coincidence, absolutely coincidence."

"Yes, this is a coincidence, our leader just posted on Weibo, what does the typhoon running away have to do with our leader, But at this moment, Master, please allow me, Li Sanshi, to call you Master Lu Shen. "

"Fuck, I saw Master's Weibo, and then looked at the Dragon King, and my trouser legs were wet with excitement."

"Upstairs, you peed your pants, hahahaha, you are such a rubbish, look at me, my corn kernels from lunch are all on my pants, hahahaha, I was so excited that I couldn't hold it in, and I pooped in my pants, isn't it more cruel than you."

"I also want to do something earth-shattering, but I just went to the toilet and I have nothing, I regret it so much, I should have held it in for a while longer."

"As a member of a cult, I feel honored to be a member of the cult's tens of millions of fans."

"Thank you, Master, for clearing the name of our cult. From today on, I don't want to see who dares to question our Master's evil ways. No, I don't want to see who dares to question our Master's "coincidences."

"Master, I'm sorry. I spoke a little loudly these two days. I apologize to you. I thought you could never have "coincidences" again. I didn't expect that you could have such coincidences. I, Old Sun, kneel down and kowtow to you."

"Master, my family is in business. In the past, Our family worships the God of Wealth every day. From today on, I declare that my family will only worship the leader. I believe that the leader's evil will definitely bless me to make a fortune. "

"Master, I am a driver. I usually worship Buddha when I go out. From now on, I will worship you, the master. I believe that the master will definitely keep me safe."

"Master, I am a little monk in the temple. Tomorrow I will make an avatar for you and put it in our temple. I will kneel down and worship you every day."

The netizens said more and more outrageous, but it also proved that all the netizens were so excited that they couldn't express it in words at this time.

Evil, have you seen such a weird thing?

No.

No, that's right, this is a coincidence, a coincidence that belongs to Mr. Lu Bai.

At this time, Lu Bai posted a third Weibo.

Chapter 34 Gold Mine

As soon as Lu Bai entered the live broadcast room, he saw the "Dragon King" turn 90 degrees and ran away. This scene made Lu Bai gasp and his whole body was covered with goose bumps.

"Hiss!"

Is it so scary?

I just posted a Weibo, and you started to turn around. Damn it, "Dragon King", are you acting with me?

Lu Bai swallowed subconsciously.

He had imagined that some kind of coincidence would appear, but when this coincidence really came out seamlessly, even he was a little excited and unbelievable.

This... is even more outrageous than seeing a ghost in broad daylight.

I just posted a Weibo, and "Dragon King" ran away?

You are a fucking typhoon.

So good, so obedient?

It's really unimaginable.

Lu Bai stared at the Douyin live broadcast room for a while, and after seeing that the audience in the live broadcast room had begun to go crazy, he realized that things had begun to develop in an unpredictable direction.

He is indeed weird.

But damn, this is all coincidence, completely coincidence.

Don't ask, it's just coincidence.

So this matter needs to be explained.

Lu Bai couldn't help but start Baidu, why the typhoon turned around, and then posted his third Weibo today.

"Typhoons will turn passively: generally they are impacted by changes in external conditions. The following mainly introduces three situations:

1. The influence of external airflow will cause the typhoon to turn.

2. The deflection force of the earth's rotation will cause the typhoon to turn.

3. The collision between two typhoons will cause the typhoon to "go off track."

That's right, Lu Bai began to popularize science to netizens, why typhoons turn.

Because the typhoon suddenly turned, the netizens' hanging hearts relaxed, and when they saw Lu Bai's Weibo again, the whole Weibo suddenly became lively again.

"Yo, yo, our leader is really diligent today, and he has posted three Weibo in a row. This is to popularize science to us why the "Dragon King" turns, right?"

"Then leader, do you think the "Dragon King" suddenly turned because the "Dragon King" encountered the little female dragon and derailed, the earth's deflection force or the influence of external airflow?"

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