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Fuck, what kind of rubbish are those songs like "I Love Basketball" and "Overalls"?

Are they sung for people?

My dog ​​barks twice and it sounds better than your song "Athlete Cai".

What a bunch of crap.

Listen to Lu Bai's songs again. Ten songs, all of which are classics among classics. The Chinese entertainment industry has been developing for more than 20 years, and they have never seen such a high-quality album.

Lu Bai: I haven't seen it either. Even the peak of the earthly music scene has never had such an invincible album.

Not only netizens, but many independent musicians, stars, singers, and music critics immediately gave Lu Bai's new album a high score of 9.9, which is 0.1 points short. This is everyone's greater expectation for Lu Bai. I hope he can produce more excellent works than this album in the future.

After listening to Lu Bai's songs, the well-known musician Xiao Ke almost praised Lu Bai on Weibo.

"It's really amazing. Lu Bai's new album "Lack of Money" has ten songs that are definitely divine songs in terms of lyrics and composition. I, Xiao Ke, have been writing songs for so many years and have written hundreds of songs for countless celebrities. I am ashamed and I sincerely say that none of the rubbish I wrote can compare to Lu Bai's.

Gold medal producer?

Fuck, I feel like a joke now.

I, Xiao Ke, am also a very proud person, but Lu Bai's appearance is really amazing. I want to kneel down for him.

Let me comment?

What qualifications do I have to comment on Master Lu's work?

Am I worthy?"

Except for Xiao Ke who commented on Lu Bai's new album, other music critics didn't dare to say a word after listening to Lu Bai's new album.

Many who received money from Xinglong Entertainment also returned it obediently.

We also want to make money and want to discredit Lu Bai, but damn, there is no place to discredit.

Any one of Lu Bai's ten songs is enough to win the Golden Melody Award at this year's China Music Festival. How can we evaluate this?

But with today's music boom, they also want to take advantage of the popularity, so they put Cai Yunyun's new album on the spot.

"I Love Basketball, is this really an album?"

"In my opinion, since athlete Cai likes basketball so much, he should stop being a singer and become an athlete. What the hell is the rubbish he sings."

"Whether it's lyrics or athlete Cai's singing skills, my three-year-old grandson can sing better than him."

"No wonder athlete Cai didn't even promote his album. How dare he promote such rubbish?"

"Lu Bai didn't promote his new album, but his songs are good for playing. What can you do? Play basketball?"

China's top basketball star, Xiao Guo: "Well, we are not allowed to wear overalls when we play basketball. You should ask Latin dancers."

At this time, Liu Xin, the chief director of the "China Good Songs" column of China National Radio and the chief director of this year's Spring Festival Gala, also posted a Weibo.

"As far as I know, Lu Bai spent an entire night writing the ten songs in this new album, and I witnessed the entire recording process myself, which took only over half an hour to complete."

As soon as this microblog was posted, the entire Internet exploded instantly.

"Wow, is this true? Our leader only needs one night to release an album?"

"And it only took over half an hour to record the album."

"Is this something a human can do?"

"This is really awesome! I was just about to praise the songs written by Lu Bai, but now I heard that he wrote these songs in one night and recorded them in over half an hour. Damn, I don't know how to praise them."

"It's awesome, it's awesome, really awesome."

"That's right, awesome, it's awesome."

At this time, everyone who saw Liu Xin's microblog was shocked and speechless.

The comments of the Spring Festival Gala's chief director can't be fake.

So everything is true. It took Lu Bai less than half a day from writing the song to releasing this album. The most awesome album in the history of Chinese music was born.

So simple?

The key is that he was born very quickly.

Soon, the nickname "Lu Kuaisui" landed on the top of Weibo's hot search.

Then it was quickly led astray.

"Lu Kuaisui, you are good. You finished an album in half a day."

"Lu Kuaisui, are you really short of money?"

"If you are short of money, you should release a new album quickly. I have money. Please release more albums quickly. I like to listen to them."

"Master, are you really fast? It doesn't matter. I don't dislike you. The faster the better."

"Master, let me go first. I like fast ones. There are many sisters waiting behind."

"Yes, yes, we can all abide by the order. If you come one by one, maybe the sisters can catch up."

Lu Bai? ? ?

What the hell are you talking about?

I can't understand a word.

......

At 1:00 pm, the third hot search champion appeared. Just one hour after the release of "Lack of Money", the album sales on NetEase Cloud Music exceeded three million copies.

This is not the sales of a single song, but the sales of the entire album. To measure it with numbers, it is a comparison between two yuan and twenty yuan, a ratio of 1/10.

Lu Bai's fucking new album sold three million copies in just one hour after it was released?

And this is from a music platform called Wangyiyun. You must know that Lu Bai's new album is available on three music platforms at the same time.

Doesn't this add up to seven or eight million copies?

Just an hour?

What a magical statistic this is.

The cult members went crazy when they saw this data.

"Damn it, seven or eight million copies were sold in one hour. Is this something a human being can do?"

"It's so awesome. I remember that the best-selling album in the Chinese music scene was Liu Tianwang's from Xiangjiang. It also took a whole year to sell 7 million. Didn't the leader record this in an hour? Let’s break it.”

"It's too exaggerated. Damn, it's too exaggerated."

"What a shame, we only sold 7 to 8 million copies in an hour. Our cult has nearly 40 million members, and we only sold so much. The rest of you, don't you have ears or hands? Buy them all for me." Ah, if you don’t buy it, the price will go up later.”

College student: “Brothers, have you all bought the leader’s new album?”

"I bought it, I must buy it. The leader released an album. How could I not buy it? And I listened to all the songs. Damn, they are so good. My ears are pregnant when I listen to them. I feel like there is something in my ears. "Move, I'm going to do an ultrasound at the hospital later to see if I'm having a boy or a girl."

"I haven't bought it yet. I will buy it when I get back later."

"You're talking nonsense if I don't buy it. You have no right to talk to us."

Middle school student: "Brother, do you have money? Lend me some. I want to buy Leader Zhang's new album."

"Go away, I have no money, and I'm worried about who I can borrow some from."

"Zhang Chao, you have been chasing me for almost three years. As long as you buy me a copy of the leader's new album, I will agree to be your girlfriend."

"Liu Shasha, go away. I don't like you now. I won't even talk about dating. I still want to keep the money to buy myself a new album by the leader."

Elementary school student: "Mom, give me twenty yuan. I want to buy the leader's new album."

"Mom has already bought it. Xiaoqiang, just listen to your mother."

"I don't want it, I want it for myself. You buy it for me, woo hoo, buy it for me. If you don't buy it for me, I will roll on the street."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"

The old lady in the park.

"Xiaofang, can you be my dance partner tonight?"

"Can you sing Lu Bai's new song?"

"Who is Lu Bai?"

"Xiaofang, I, Mr. Li, just finished listening to Lu Bai's new album. I will learn a song tonight and sing it to you then."

"Really, Lao Li, that's great, I'll be your dance partner tonight."

At this time, most adults, who usually like to listen to music, have silently opened the mobile app on their phones and paid.

It was originally supposed to be a battle for the top, but it suddenly turned into "Who doesn't have Lu Bai's new album yet?"

And not only domestic students, but also many foreign students and foreign cult members began to use various means to purchase Lu Bai's new album.

Many of them do not understand Chinese, but songs have no national boundaries and their ears are not biased. They can tell whether it is a good song and whether it sounds good or not.

And today it seems that Lu Bai is not releasing an album, but showing his unparalleled influence.

From old men and women dancing in the park to kindergarten students, Lu Bai's influence covers almost every group.

The meager Zhao Kai watched countless news about Lu Bai appearing in the background. Even he was shocked and speechless.

Is Lu Bai's current influence so terrifying?