Chapter 2402: The Weird Bat Family (Thirteen)

Chapter 2433 The Weird Batman's House (Thirteen)

After Green Lantern Batman performed a series of actions that were infinitely close to hitting a car, he finally stopped. At this time, the Joker's living room had been messed up by him.

Just as the Joker was about to grab the chair he was sitting on and straighten him up, he heard a banging sound outside the door. It was obvious that the neighbor downstairs had come to the door because of the previous noise.

The Joker took out a gun from the cabinet next to him, walked out the door and had a friendly and cordial exchange with the neighbor. In the end, after a shotgun bullet hit his door and the ground under the other party's feet was left with many bullet marks, the problem was solved smoothly.

But when he returned to the living room, the awakened Green Lantern Batman kept pupa on the spot, causing the armrest of the chair to scratch a large area of ​​the floor.

If the person in front of him was a real Batman or Batman's Robin, then the Joker would definitely hum and say, "Who should I put this bill on? Don't you happen to know some rich man?"

But as soon as the Joker took a step in the direction of the Green Lantern Batman, the other party let out a shrill ghost howl, until the Joker heard the neighbor downstairs banging on the ceiling.

Because of the previous disasters, the Joker's living standard plummeted. He has moved from the previous Gotham slums to the suburbs, and it is the kind of community that has long had no property, no water and electricity supply, and everyone relies on their own abilities.

The advantage of this kind of community is that there is almost no rent, but the disadvantage is that the living conditions are extremely poor. Not only do you have to solve the energy problem yourself, but the floor is very thin, so it is neither warm nor soundproof.

There is no need to talk about how important the residents who live in the same building with the Joker are. If the Green Lantern Batman continues to make trouble, there will be only two results. Either the Joker will become the target of public criticism in the building and have endless friendly exchanges with his neighbors every day, or the landlord will simply drive him out. The landlord who is responsible for managing and repairing water and electricity was beaten to death, and the Joker would not be able to survive in this building.

The Joker had to go over and cover his mouth, tie him up with a rope again, and then stuff his mouth with towels like kidnapping a hostage, seal it with tape, and then find a bottle of anesthetic spray to make him unconscious.

Finally, he got a large box of washing machines from the warehouse downstairs, successfully stuffed the Green Lantern Batman in it, and then got a small cart to push the box out of the building.

The Joker decided to go to the Joker Gang's residence.

The Joker does have a gang, but most of the time the Joker Gang and the Joker do not act together, and the Joker is unwilling to pay attention to this gang unless they can become tools for him and Batman to play games.

Normally, this group of idiots would only have this one use, but this time they were used for another purpose, which was very rare, that is, to help the Joker deal with an even idiot.

The Joker originally wanted to kill Batman, who was even clown than the Joker, but after seeing the cross section of the chopped finger and the ring, the Joker had a guess.

In the New 52, ​​the Joker even noticed earlier than Batman that there was a dark force that was constantly eroding the universe. Batman wanted to use this as a breakthrough to find out what the Joker had noticed, but in the end he returned empty-handed.

The Joker has been investigating this dark force for quite a long time. In his office at the Joker Gang’s headquarters, a whole wall of felt boards is covered with various photos.

Among them are Batman and Robin, super criminals, some ordinary citizens who no one knows or cares about, and various buildings in Gotham.

Since the Court of Owls is no longer a secret, the Joker naturally knows that the god they worship behind them is the source of darkness, and his name is actually not important at all.

But Green Lantern Batman is an anomaly. He doesn't look like he was directly infected by the dark power. It's obvious that someone used the Green Lantern ring to set up a trap and turned him into what he is now.

When the Joker saw the muscles, bones and blood vessels in Green Lantern Batman's body, endless anger and murderous intent ignited in his heart.

Batman's number one fan is not the Arkham Group, or the Arkham Group, but the God Joker in the Arkham Group.

The Joker's philosophy has always been that Batman can be unlucky, can suffer a disaster and become crazy, chaotic, and even die, but he must never become boring.

Batman has always been the Joker's big toy. He has been looking for various ways to make Batman show more reactions throughout his life. Persecuting Batman and observing his reactions is the Joker's greatest pleasure in life and his spiritual pillar.

So no matter what Batman experiences or what kind of reaction he has, the Joker can accept it. The two things he can't accept are that Batman doesn't play with him anymore and that Batman doesn't know how to play anymore.

Green Lantern Batman obviously belongs to the latter. If you say that he is not Batman at all, that's not the case. If he was really an ordinary child who grew up to be Bruce Wayne, the Joker would not bother to pay attention to him.

But Green Lantern Batman used the power of the Green Lantern Ring to kill the murderer who killed his parents, which proves that he is still trapped in the death of his parents, and he is still the Batman obsessed with revenge.

But he made the spiritual core of Batman too flat, eliminating the contradictions and conflicts that should have existed in this character, and turned it into the simplest killing whoever he disliked, which made everything have no dramatic tension and no story. How could the Joker like it?

If it is just a coincidence, there is always such a middle school disease in such a huge universe, then the Joker can barely accept it, at most, he will not be annoyed if he doesn't see it. After all, think about it, there are many boring Bruce Waynes in countless universes, so the Joker has no time to waste time on such things.

But the problem is that Green Lantern Batman was created by someone, that is to say, he could have become a normal Batman, but someone changed the trajectory of his fate and made him what he is now.

The Joker is like a starving ghost who watches others throw delicious cakes into the trash can. He doesn't understand why someone would be willing to destroy a great masterpiece like Batman in this way. This is simply unforgivable.

Many people wonder, since Bruce Wayne is a great scientist, why does the Joker seem to have no scientific research ability?

But in fact, the Joker is able to conduct research, but his research methods are usually not very scientific and too cruel. He is more like a completely crazy mental patient who persecutes and abuses life wantonly.

But if you look at it from another perspective, his behavior is logical, just like now he is afraid to tie Green Lantern Batman to the experimental table, cut the skin of his hand with a knife and explore deeper. It looks like he is torturing Green Lantern Batman, but in fact, the Joker is just looking for the source of the dark power in his body in the most straightforward way.

It is precisely because the Joker actually doesn't understand any scientific research at all that he can think of the simplest way. There are only a few things on this hand with a ring, just take out the bones, muscles, blood, and fascia one by one.

The cut-off finger that was most contaminated was the most important, but the Joker didn't know any scientific analysis methods, so he simply threw it into the fire.

The ring was not burned, but the whole finger was burnt black. What's more strange is that when the flame ignited by the paper went out, a dark red mark was left on the ground.

After the Joker threw other parts peeled off from the Green Lantern Batman into the fire, such marks were left on the ground, so the Joker understood that this thing must be very important.

Then the Joker burned more, and the Green Lantern Batman directly lost half of his palm from the ring finger to the base of the palm. In the end, the Joker got a small can of dark red blood.

This thing is definitely blood, the Joker speculated, but he didn't know whose blood it was, so he thought of the simplest and most convenient way, which is to put this thing in the mailbox of Wayne Manor.

Batman also received the bottle of blood, but he did not think it was made by the Joker, because in his subconscious mind, he believed that the Joker should not have the ability to perform chemical analysis and extraction. Even if he had such knowledge, he did not have the equipment. Batman thought it might be a warning from the mastermind behind the scenes.

But who is Batman? He is not afraid of such threats. He turned around and threw the blood into the analysis container. Even so, he did not have the idea of ​​analyzing the results, because the mysterious blood he got from Batwoman before could not get any results.

However, after handing the blood to Batman, the Joker made new progress, which originated from an accident.

After thinking that the Green Lantern Batman was no longer useful, the Joker was ready to abandon him ruthlessly, but with the Joker's cruelty, abandoning him would certainly not be to send him back to where he was. The Joker planned to kill him directly.

The process could not be simpler. The Joker did not intend to arrange any way for him to die. He just walked over and cut his neck with a knife.

Because he was too tired of this meaningless execution, the Joker acted on instinct like every worker who had made a big mess before, without thinking at all. He pinched Green Lantern Batman's neck with one arm and prepared to swing the knife with the other hand.

Who knew that Green Lantern Batman, who had inhaled a large amount of anesthetics, could still break free from his grip and then bite his arm.

The Joker screamed in pain and wanted to pull his arm back, but Green Lantern Batman bit it tightly and refused to let go until he bit off a piece of flesh from the Joker's arm.

While the Joker covered his bleeding arm, he looked at Green Lantern Batman with a look like he was looking at a dead person. His blood was poisonous. Ordinary people would become very crazy after getting the Joker's blood. A large amount of injection might become the next Joker. No matter how strong the willpower is, people can't resist this physical pollution. Batman is particularly allergic.

But who knew that Green Lantern Batman was like nothing happened. The Joker was sure that this guy drank at least two mouthfuls of his blood. Not only did he not go crazy, but he even became more sober than before. The anesthetics didn't work on him.

This immediately reminded the Joker of the bottle of blood. If Green Lantern Batman was completely immune to the contamination of the Joker's blood, was it possible that his blood had already been contaminated by the same virus?

In other words, the Joker virus has been flowing in Green Lantern Batman's body for a long time, and that mysterious blood is a mixture of Batman's and the Joker's blood.