Chapter 2396: The Weird Bat Family (Part 7)

Chapter 2427 The Weird Batman Family (Part 7)

Bruce opened his mouth but said nothing. Before coming here, he had been focusing on the battle of wits with the insurance investigator. When he met Martha and Thomas before, Martha and Thomas also focused on Bruce and the Batman of the main universe, and he had nothing to do with it.

Batman is not good at fighting encounters, which is also reflected in the fact that he is not very good at making up nonsense on the spot. This is not to say that his brain is slow, but that he has a long pre-opening shake. When making up nonsense on the spot, he always suspects that there are loopholes, and he has to think about it hundreds of times in his mind, which leads to a longer window period.

As we all know, only when you answer fluently and speak without thinking will people think it is true. After asking a question, the other party ponders for a long time and then remains silent for a long time. It seems that he is making it up on the spot.

After Bruce was silent for 20 seconds, Martha frowned slightly.

"Maybe I'll go to Gotham University." Bruce didn't say it too firmly, because he thought Thomas and Martha might have other plans, but no matter what, he wouldn't go to this university seriously, because the insurance investigator named Jerome is also a college student, and it would be embarrassing if they met at school.

"How are your grades?" Thomas asked, "Which high school are you attending?"

"Not yet." Bruce recalled, "If nothing unexpected happens, I will go directly to the second semester of the first year of high school after I go back."

"That means you skipped half a year of courses."

Bruce nodded. He wanted to say that he didn't just skip half a year of courses. He didn't study well throughout junior high school. Most of the time he was investigating his mother's affairs, and a small part of the time he was hiding and interfering with Jerome's actions.

Although there is really nothing to learn in junior high and high school courses for Batman, it is obviously not possible to say this to parents, especially when they really want you to go to school.

"We don't expect you to learn any really useful knowledge in school." Thomas said, "But you must participate in the campus and do some activities suitable for your age with your peers, instead of facing problems far beyond your age every day. This is unreasonable."

"But I have the ability to deal with these problems." Bruce shook his head and said, "And I think the activities of my age are boring."

"Yes, you have the ability to deal with problems that are one level more difficult, and then you will find a problem that is two levels more difficult. At this time, your ability is temporarily insufficient, so you start to think of various ways to improve your ability. After successfully solving this problem with difficulty level 2, you soon find that a problem with difficulty level 3 is in front of you..."

"In the end, when everyone else is still playing level 1, you have already reached level 100. You are at the same age as them, but you are no longer from the same world. By the time they get through level 100, you are no longer a human being."

Thomas' tone revealed helplessness, and his eyes occasionally glanced in the direction of the door. Although there was nothing there, the Batmans knew who he was looking at.

"For you, the greater your ability, the greater your responsibility. The greater your responsibility, the greater your ability. The greater your ability, the greater your responsibility, until you become omnipotent."

Thomas nodded and said, "Except for the loss of the joy, anger, sorrow and happiness that humans should have, everything is pretty good, right?"

"But I am facing a lot of problems now." Little Bruce could understand what they said, but he still insisted, "I have to solve them, otherwise everything will get worse."

"Yes, it was like that before." Martha took him in, touched his shoulder and said, "The Robins are the same. They take on these responsibilities just because no one can go, and if they don't go, everything will get worse."

" But now it's different. We have something to rely on. You can go to work, but you can also have free time because someone will take over your job and make sure everything runs smoothly. "

"This is how humans develop." Thomas continued, "We push this car forward, and when we are tired, we will take over from others, our relatives, friends, and anyone who is willing to support us."

Little Bruce was silent. He could understand what Thomas said rationally, but Batman's common problem is that he always wants to push the car farther, farther, and it would be best if he could push it to the end alone, because he is always worried that if he lets go, anyone who takes over from him will not only make the car go backwards, but will also be crushed to death by the car.

"Those excessive worries are not normal." Martha said while holding little Bruce, "Others may have noticed it, but some don't know how to manage it, some don't have the ability to manage it, and maybe in the end they don't need to manage it."

"But your mother and I can't do that. We are not only your biological parents, but also your legal guardians. If parents know that their son has abnormal mental state but do nothing about it, or don't take strong measures to get him treated and make him recover, it is not only irresponsible to him, but also to this society."

Thomas looked up at Robin and said, "Batman's mentality is not only harmful to himself. If this mental illness that significantly affects others is not curbed, there is no need for mental hospitals in the world to exist."

Except for Bruce Jr., the other Batmen were speechless. With their IQ, they could certainly feel that their mental state was different from that of most people in the world. Although they were reluctant to admit that this had reached the level of illness, in terms of results, every one of these Batmen had a significant impact on their world.

"So, at least during the time you stay here, you have to stop your terrible evolution." Thomas said, "No one here asks you to save the safety of the universe, and someone will naturally help you deal with the bad situation in your original universe."

"So what is it now? Vacation?" Batwoman said, "I thought we were just staying in the manor for a few days and then going back to our homes."

"Of course not." Martha said somewhat dissatisfiedly, "Your universe is far away from here, and it is difficult to come here. How can you stay for a few days and leave?"

"And we have to go on an outing." Red Robin suggested, "It's not fun with too few people, why don't we go to see who catches more fish."

"Oh, my God." Red Hood said with obvious collapse, "Can you stop talking about fishing? Do I have to repeat that you and Thomas fished for 10 hours until midnight and didn't catch a single fish? And you have to go again the next day."

Nightwing's mouth twitched, and it was obvious that they had some bad memories about fishing.

"That's because Thomas got the bait formula wrong. Arthur clearly said that flaxseed must be added, but he insisted on using olive oil instead."

"But you only caught two fish the next day!"

"That's because we didn't choose a good place at the time." Thomas defended, "Tim was dawdling that day and we were half an hour late, so all the good fishing spots were occupied."

Red Hood sighed deeply and said, "You just taught Batman a lesson for staying up too late to do experiments a few days ago, and the next day you met in the living room at 3 a.m., and Batman was "I'm going to sleep, and you're still making bait in the kitchen."

"Okay." Martha stopped them from sabotaging each other and said, "If we're going to Brudhaven for an outing, we must go sea fishing, or maybe we can go to Port Cien by boat, but you must promise me to go to bed early and get up early..."

Alfred quickly brought the sliced ​​bread up, brushed it with a little garlic olive oil, and put it on the stove to heat it until the crust was crispy. They began to use a knife to pick up butter and spread it on the bread, then cut the fried eggs and forked the vegetables into their mouths.

Then it was the sausage-sharing part of a very traditional family English breakfast. The sausages that Alfred had made before were brought up, and Martha cut them separately. There were four different sausages on each plate, namely Thuringia black pepper sausage, frankfurter sausage, spicy lamb sausage and Lincolnshire sausage.

After distributing the sausages, Thomas handed everyone's plates to them. Martha cut the sausages on her plate and said, "I don't know who among you doesn't eat spicy food. If you are not used to it, give the sausages to the person next to you."

"Oh, by the way." Martha turned her head and looked at the Batmobile parked next to her and said, "Alfred, do you think we need to get some gasoline or diesel? What flavor do you prefer?"

"Ordinary gasoline is fine. If I get some crude oil, I will like it even more. Mom, I can eat spicy food."

Alfred immediately went to find gasoline for the Batmobile, while Martha was still muttering about the arrangements later, "We won't go out camping right away. The weather is not suitable now. There is always heavy fog on the sea, so it is not suitable to go out fishing."

"So those who are still in school need to go back to school for a week first. Little Bruce, Dick from other universes was also preparing for school. To prepare for high school, I think we can first hire the tutor he hired before, and then we will invite him and your future high school teacher to dinner this Saturday, you have to make some preparations. "

Martha looked at Batwoman again and said, "I'm sorry, but there is already a Batman who works until 3 a.m. every day, so I'm afraid you don't have much time to use the equipment in the Batcave, and I don't think you like to hang out in the manor."

"Gotham is in ruins, but it's not necessary to say that there is something that Batman must help with. I think we should call Diana and ask her to find you a job at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. It's leisurely and comfortable there, and you can occasionally paint and learn opera."

Batwoman opened her mouth to say that she was not interested in these things at all, but she remembered that Silvestre had said before that his dream was to be an opera singer, but because of his family background, he never realized it.

Batwoman sighed in her heart and nodded. There was no problem with appreciating the opera, but it was better to forget about asking her to sing.

"Then you." Martha looked at Flash Batman and said, "If, as you said, Barry's soul is still in your body, you have to find a way to separate him and create a new body for him."

"But as I said, there is already a Batman in the Batcave, and it may not be able to bear two Batmen working efficiently there at the same time, so I think you should make some theoretical preparations. Thomas will make an appointment with a professor of mechanical engineering at Metropolitan University for you. Maybe you can also use the laboratory there..."

Before Flash Batman answered, Barry started to scream in his mind. Flash Batman was about to tell Barry to shut up, but then he remembered that Martha and Thomas were still watching, so he had to hold it back.

"And you." Martha looked at the mechanical Batman next to her and said, "I think you have your own understanding of this mechanical body, and since it can still be used for the time being, there is no need to move it."

"However, with so many people going on vacation together, the preparation work is still very hard. Alfred is old, you have to sympathize with your old butler and use this powerful body to help him carry some things."