Chapter 2394: The Weird Bat Family (V)
Chapter 2425 The Weird Batman's House (V)
Batman fell down at the entrance to the garden of the manor. Some low bushes and the piled curbs were smashed, but everything else was fine, so lunch could go on as usual.
But Batman said, "I have to go check on Batman to make sure he's okay."
Because he knew that the next part would be a very scary one. After Martha and Thomas introduced themselves - there was actually nothing to introduce, as no one here didn't know who they were - the other Batmen would introduce themselves.
Thomas and Martha were different from the Robins, because they had also served as Batman and the Joker, so they knew that the pile of weird things sitting in front of them were not large-sized figures at all, but real Batmen.
But anyone could see how these Batmen became what they are now. There would be a long story to tell, and now the sun was warm, the breeze was gentle, and they had just the right time.
But family members know their own business. These Batmen are mutated, not stupid. They know how important their stories are. So after the main universe Batman stood up, others echoed: "Well, I'll go and see him too. I hope he's okay."
"I think I can check him out. I think he may have a concussion due to a severe impact."
"No, I suspect he may have a nervous syncope. I think it's necessary to check it out. I can operate those instruments. I'll go with you."
"He's a mechanical Tyrannosaurus Rex. We must check his motherboard first, and then see if there are any problems with the energy. Obviously, only I can do this. I'd better..."
Accompanied by Thomas and Martha's death stare, the Batmen's outstretched hands and legs slowly returned to their original positions. They sat there and dared not move, only glancing around.
"Bruce, you go first." Martha held her daughter's hand and said, she firmly believed that her daughter would never do anything out of line.
Batwoman went over her life experiences in her mind more than 600 times, and then she found that she had not caused any big trouble. Most of them were just subjective thoughts and had not been put into action. Especially compared with the heavyweights present, she was a pure victim.
Batwoman sighed deeply and began her story, "Silvis died. He was killed by criminals, so I eliminated all the criminals in the city, and then..."
This is not a very thrilling story, and Batman has never been good at telling stories very well, but their straightforward tone will not make people feel that they deliberately hide some subjective thoughts, but just state the facts seriously and rigorously.
"Listen, Sissi, I can fully understand your grief and anger after losing your lover, because I was also at that time, but you went to hunt down the criminals. Of course, it doesn't matter whether the criminals are dead or alive, but it is very dangerous for you, because you were not sober at that time..."
"Thomas!!!!!!" Martha almost screamed, she hugged Batwoman and said: "Our daughter's favorite person was killed by the criminals, and you are going to blame her for revenge!!"
"I'm not blaming her, I just want to say that she is so impulsive that it is too dangerous. What if a criminal sets a trap for her..."
Martha hugged Batwoman and stroked her hair, and she was completely in a posture of not listening to the cuckold's chanting. She kissed her daughter's forehead and said: "Good, Sissi, don't listen to his nonsense. I can't imagine how you can face all this by yourself. You can even survive in such despair and sadness. God bless..."
In fact, the first thing Batwoman wanted to refute was that her name was not Sissi, but did she dare to move? She didn't dare to move.
"What's wrong with you?" Thomas looked at Bruce, and could clearly see his abnormality, because Bruce's skin was too pale, and he was the only one among all Batman with black pupils.
Or rather, his originally blue eyes were filled with some strange and weird patterns, which looked black and blue from a distance, and in most cases were black.
"I was contaminated by the evil god." Bruce's words made all the Batmen glare at him. Did you get contaminated by the evil god? You threw yourself into the arms of the evil god with joy and became a part of the evil god, and you were almost chased back to your hometown by an insurance investigator.
Martha's eyes widened immediately, she let go of Batwoman, waved to Bruce, and Bruce paused for a moment before walking over and sitting next to Martha.
"I conducted some investigations and found that it seemed that something happened to my mother when she was pregnant, and the contamination started at that time, but I haven't found much now, because an insurance investigator is constantly tracking my traces."
"Why is he looking for you?"
"He might want to destroy me, because I used the power of the evil god to purify Gotham's pollution, which caused some deaths, and the insurance company does not want to compensate for deaths caused by this reason, so this insurance investigator hopes to find evidence of my real existence."
"Did he find it?" Martha asked nervously.
"Some." Bruce shook his head and said, "He knows I exist, but he doesn't know how I exist, and he doesn't know that it is actually me who has this power."
Before Thomas spoke, Martha hugged Bruce again and said, "You can't tell him that these insurance investigators will do anything to keep their jobs, and insurance companies will use many dirty tricks to avoid paying huge compensation. You have to protect yourself."
Thomas really wanted to say, look at the two tentacles behind him, who is protecting whom?
"So what is your current state?" Thomas asked.
"I just cleared some of the power given to me by the evil god. Now I plan to look at all this from a more objective perspective." Little Bruce perfectly skipped the topic of tentacles, and then said: "The most important thing is to investigate what is going on."
"That's right." Martha stroked little Bruce's head and said: "You really surprised me, little Bruce, you can fight the evil god alone and wake up, and you still have the energy to find out the truth, but you have to promise your mother that you must protect yourself..."
Little Bruce certainly didn't say that he wanted to fly back to his universe now, beat the damn insurance investigator to death, and then raise him and the damn company behind him together. He just nodded in a pretentious manner.
Next was the God of War Batman, because he sat closer to Martha. The other Batmen of similar age and special features were introduced according to distance.
God of War Batman thought that I was also a victim, and our universe was miserable enough, so there was nothing to hide, so he simply told all their experiences.
But at this time, Martha widened her eyes and said, "You mean you and Diana were together in that universe? Where is she? You didn't just leave her there, did you??"
"Well, at that time I hope to find out the truth..."
"Oh my God! Bruce! She fought side by side with you for so many years, sacrificed herself to save you at the last moment, and used all her divine power to help you remove the pollution from the helmet, and after all this, the only thing you did was to leave her alone there! ! ! !!"
Now everyone has to look at the God of War Batman, and Batman's gaze will also put pressure on Batman, especially when he is completely wrong.
"You must pick her up right away." Thomas said, "There's been a war going on in your universe. She's already in danger without her powers. She's just been through a war, so she must really need to recuperate. The most important thing is that you've been dating for so many years and haven't gotten married yet. This is totally irresponsible!"
"Well, this isn't a long time for Diana..."
"Oh, yes, Diana is an immortal." Martha stood up and pressed her forehead with the base of her palm, looking at Thomas and said, "It's just a little romance for her."
"Quick, quick, quick, quickly arrange someone to pick her up." Thomas couldn't sit still anymore. He stood up and also took the Ares Bat The Warrior picked her up and said, "If you only call and tell her to drink more hot water when she is hurt physically and mentally, and because of you, instead of rushing to her house as quickly as possible, you will be single for the rest of your life! Diana is a good girl, you have to seize her, where is she now?"
"On Mount Olympus, with her brother."
"Oh my God." Martha also stood up and said, "Then you don't know how many of her kind are waiting to chase her, and you are sitting here drinking tea and admiring flowers without any sense of crisis! Go and pick her up!!!"
After the God of War Batman was pushed away, Thomas and Martha returned quickly, and the next one was the Flash Batman.
The Flash Batman told the story of the experiment that gave him the result, and how he studied time to go back to the past, and finally killed Barry and merged with him.
"Why do you want to go back so much?" Thomas asked. "Of course everyone understands that he doesn't want to hear an answer like, I just want to revive my parents. If that's all, Batman won't be so paranoid." After all, there are more than one Batman who can study time, and he is the only one who actually does it. "The movie that night..." Flash Batman said, "The movie I want to watch is not showing. I think we can come another day, but you two think maybe this one is also good." "I was dissatisfied, but I stayed, but the movie was too boring. Halfway through, I wanted to leave and ran out of the theater and came to the alley." "You followed me out to chase me, and happened to run into the killer who was lying in ambush nearby."
Thomas and Martha did not comment immediately after listening. They looked at each other, obviously recalling what happened that night, but this kind of recollection is fruitless because the story in the universe they are in is different.
But even so, they can infer the reasons for their actions in another universe through themselves.
"I'm afraid we know there is a killer." Martha said, "We know that we can't leave after entering the cinema, because someone outside is clearing the threat for us, and we have to wait until they finish before we can go out."
"But we didn't expect that the movie that day was not shown, and little Bruce ran out. It was because we knew there was a killer that we chased him out."
Thomas held Martha's hand and said, "Fortunately..."
"Yes, fortunately we chased him out."