Chapter 480 Stay Away From Your Chinese Friends

Time flows slowly, and the Internet is surging.

One week later.

Xiaoyu, a beautiful young white-collar worker.

When she saw the latest game recommendation on Douyin, she found a strange metaverse game called: DYChat.

VR online chat room.

It was very interesting after listening to the introduction.

She happened to have a set of brand new VR equipment given by the last lick dog, so she took it and cut cubes a few times.

The reason was that she saw someone wearing VR glasses cutting cubes on Douyin and said, "So handsome, I like it so much!"

Then the next day, the lick dog brought a big bag of things to her downstairs.

Xiaoyu accepted it happily and rewarded the lick dog with a dinner and a movie. During the period, she said a few ambiguous words, and the lick dog raised his head for a long time.

In the evening, he said, "I have to go home on time. My mother doesn't let me play too late, and then it was over.

The lick dog kept praising her for being a good girl.

Of course, he didn't know that he had two bar games in the evening. The game there was very exciting, and he couldn't take the innocent lick dog there.

There was no way, the little lick dog was easy to deceive.

But recently, Xiaoyu feels that life is a bit boring.

The men who chat with her every day are just thinking about the things under their crotch.

It is true to an old saying: If you are not beautiful, I can talk to you about everything, including quantum mechanics, but if you are good-looking, I just want to sleep with you.

Xiaoyu is a girl with very good looks, and all the boys around her want to sleep with her.

Although she is very good at such socializing, she is a little bored and has lost the pure feeling of chatting. The same is true in the game. When she plays League of Legends, every time she opens the microphone with others, she turns from 4 teammates to 4 licking dogs.

After playing a game, four messages:

"What time do you usually go online? I will come too. I will take you with me next time I play games."

"Are you a couple? I am a Yasuo thief!"

"Sister, your voice is so nice. If possible, can you add WeChat? It doesn't matter if it is not convenient. Don't consider my feelings."

"What skin do you like? Tell me and I will give it to you. Let's play together every day in the future. I will give you a skin every day."

Compared with reality, the degree of licking by boys in the game is outrageous!

The price gouging happens every day!

Xiaoyu is so tired of being licked that she is bored of playing games.

So, when she saw a new game DYChat recommended by a game blogger on Douyin, she felt that this unfamiliar social chat space might have some normal people.

She is not a female boxer. On the contrary, she thinks that boys nowadays live too humble.

After downloading, enter the game.

She chose a two-dimensional little sister model and entered the first chat room in the list: the initial space.

There are all newbies in here, and there is a system guide to familiarize yourself with the basic operations.

"Well, although the picture is not high in pixels, the two-dimensional style is pretty good and comfortable."

After all, it is an official picture.

Then, before she could get familiar with the operation, it suddenly went dark in front of her.

A large penguin stood in front of her.

There is an English name on the top of his head: Kitto

"Mudworm coin?"

"Mudworm coin?"

"Mudworm coin?"

"Chong coin, worm coin, all worm coin!"

Xiaoyu: "?"

This half-baked Mandarin made people confused.

"What is worm coin?"

Seeing that she didn't answer immediately, Penguin took out an AK47 from his back and shot at the sky. Shooting out gold coins one by one.

"Coin! Give me money! Give me money! Money!"

Penguin circled around her, mumbling these words over and over again.

Xiaoyu looked at the image, the gold coins and the thick translation tone and finally understood what he was saying.

"You are asking me if I want to charge Q coins. Right?"

"Yeyeye! Bug coin!"

"Uh, then I charge?" Xiaoyu said with a black line on her face. At the beginning, she was stopped by a foreign penguin and asked to charge Q coins. It was a bit abstract.

And she hadn't heard that this game could charge Q coins. It was not a game under Penguin.

She casually used the game's built-in "coin throwing" special effect and threw out a bunch of banknote models.

The big penguin saw it and left with a cheer, holding a gun to find the next newcomer.

The entire novice guidance space was filled with clumsy sentences:

"Mudworms picking coins?"

Moreover, while she was watching, a few foreign penguins came from nowhere and chased people to charge Q coins.

"What kind of ghost game is this."

She got familiar with the operation a little bit, which was very simple, and then she exited the guidance hall and found a room that looked a little more normal: the witch's backyard.

"It sounds like a place where two-dimensional people gather."

After entering, the yard was full of people and all kinds of noise, as if she was in a park.

As soon as she entered, a little bear ran over: "I am Nantong! I am Nantong!"

Still in poor Chinese.

Xiaoyu: "."

Fell into a gay nest?

Seeing that she didn't speak, Xiao Xiong continued to wave his hands and asked, "Are you a male Tong? I am a male Tong!"

Xiao Yu: "I'm not a male Tong, can you stay away from me?"

Xiao Xiong seemed a little surprised and immediately asked in English, "Can you speak English?"

Xiao Yu: "A little."

"What do I mean by what I just said?"

"You are a gay."

Little Bear: “.”

He covered his face: “Oh my god! Fuck!”

“Just now a Chinese person told me that this is the way to greet new friends. I have told no less than 10 Chinese people. Fuck! I was wondering why I couldn’t make any friends this morning!”

Xiaoyu was very upset.

You told everyone that you are a male Tong, it would be strange if you could make friends!

No!

If you can make friends, it would be even more strange!

“It’s okay, don’t say this in the future, say ‘hello~’ (Chinese) when you see people”

After she taught this foreign little bear several times, she finally corrected his way of greeting.

The little bear said gratefully in another Chinese sentence he knew: “Thank you so much!”

Xiaoyu: “.”

“Thank you so much, you are so great!”

Xiaoyu: “.”

She covered her face and immediately understood: “This is also taught to you by your Chinese friend, right?”

The little bear said in English: “Is there a problem with this sentence?”

Xiaoyu patted its shoulder: “Stay away from your Chinese friend”

What are you learning!

These people who teach foreigners are so heartless!

She walked a few steps in the room, and many foreign two-dimensional people (animals/plants) with half-baked Chinese came over and enthusiastically showed off the Chinese they learned.

"Hello, I'm Shabi, are you a dog?"

Xiaoyu: ". I'm not."

"Dogs say that."

"Single dog is awesome!"

The whole chat room was filled with all kinds of half-baked Chinese quintessence, which was very abstract.

Xiaoyu raised her head and sighed: "What exactly did you export to foreigners?"

"Stay away from your Chinese friends!"

Then she smiled, which was accurately captured by the VR device and reflected on her VR model.

A little girl nearby jumped over happily and asked in English: "Hello, I'm Hina, Korean, can you teach me Chinese? I want to play with my Chinese friends."

Xiaoyu's mouth curled up slightly: "Okay~ Learn from me. I~ am~ a~ spiritual~ little~ girl~"

"I~ am~ a~ little~ door~ in~ Tianjin~"

At this time, a statue with a light on nearby slightly moved the hole to aim at Xiaoyu and Hina.

In a cheap rental house in Kyoto, an older youth was eating instant noodles, looking at the recorded materials on the computer, with a light in his eyes.

"This time, I will definitely be popular!"

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