Warhammer: I Don’t Want to Be a Can of Worms! ! !

Chapter 756 199 Try Again

Chapter 756 199. Try again

【How weak. 】

【How boring~】

[If you can't keep quiet on your own, I can silence your voice for you, Conrad Coates. 】

[You lack the necessary humor, Mortarion - you should learn to have fun for yourself more often. 】

【……】

In the corridor of the dark dungeon, Mortarion decisively chose to use physical means between a sickle hitting Conrad's head and silence. Naturally, Conrad, who was holding a chest full of Tau skulls, dodged smoothly. .

[If you are still so noisy,]

Mortarion calmly withdrew his scythe and missed, so nothing happened.

[I don’t mind sending you and your legion into the hinterland of the Tau Empire immediately. I think you will be happy with this - but maybe your favorite boys will die there, and they may not be like Sevex. good luck. 】

[You are still so vicious, Mortarion. 】

As he fled into the shadows above the ceiling, Conrad hissed resentfully,

One or two of the skulls in his arms fell off. The blue heads of the Tau fell in front of Mortarion's feet. Their eyes were wide open, as if they had suffered unimaginable torture in their lives and then died. The Lord crushed it casually.

Click.

[I was telling a joke. You have too little talent for humor, Conrad. 】

Are Hades and Karas the only ones who understand his humor?

[You are just like that bastard Robert Guilliman, who only threatens me with my children... so vicious, Mortarion, you deserve to be treated like this. 】

This time Mortarion chose to take out the underworld lamp from his waist and fired it upward. After a rapid charging buzz, Conrad screamed and fell down, and the heads were scattered on the ground.

Mortarion didn't care. He reached out and grabbed the collar of the Night Lord who fell to the ground with one hand, and then dragged him into the dungeon.

Perhaps it was because there were so many similar scenes between them during the journey that the Death Guard and the Night Lords were already used to it. When Mortarion arrived, the Death Guard guarding the dungeon saluted them, and then Open the door slowly.

【Which one do you want to try first? 】

Mortarion asked calmly. The tall Primarch swept past the trembling Tau who shrank back into the corners of the simple and cold dungeon, and threw Konrad out casually.

These Tau were captured from the burned Tau ships and used to test Mortarion's medicine and to keep Konrad from bothering Mortarion occasionally.

Therefore, most of the people here are Air and Fire clans. After confirming that there is no difference in the general direction of genes between the Earth clan and other clans, there are occasionally one or two Earth clans who have been thrown into stasis by Mortarion. Here it is, he kept it for the Mechanicus and Hades.

The Water Caste is even rarer, almost non-existent - and since most of them can speak human language, most of Mortarion's captives were killed by Konrad Curze, and the remaining high-level Water Caste He was imprisoned alone by Mortarion.

[Cackle, cluck, cluck. 】

According to Hades's joke, the Death Guard is a very power-saving corps after all. Normal areas have very little lighting, so let alone the Death Guard's dungeon. There is only a necessary small bright light emitting a weak light. light.

For those Tau people with poor eyesight, they were horrified to see a dark and thin monster twisting and crawling from the center of the dungeon, making an inhuman sound. If there were any Tau people among them who understood human language, they would be able to It was revealed that this monster actually spoke human words.

[Start with the Fire Clan. 】

Conrad hissed, he was happy to watch these panicked little things scream, so he deliberately crawled over on his hands and knees, watching the gathered Tau huddle together in even more fear-

It's really touching, these Tau will even gather the disabled in the center, with strong individuals on the periphery.

Conrad thought casually as he grabbed the head of a Fire Caste with his sharp claws. In the hands of the original body, the Tau was like a doll. The always calm and brave Fire Caste seemed to be frightened at this moment. It thought He was about to scream, but Conrad stuck out his tongue and licked it in time, and most of the Tau's face immediately melted with a hiss, revealing the bones and flesh underneath.

【How strange. 】

Conrad said that by accident, the head of the doll in his hand was broken. The Fire Caste fell softly, and the Lord of the Night had to change his target again.

[Their physical strength is even lower than that of ordinary humans. 】

【Yes. 】

Mortarion replied casually that he was not interested in watching Konrad play a cat-and-mouse game. Unless there was extreme hatred or tactical needs, Mortarion liked to kill the opponent directly.

[The secret lies in their technology. 】

That's why Hades needs these little blue guys.

The Pale Lord took out the bottles and jars from his waist, and the test tubes exuding an ominous aura shone brightly between his fingers.

[What confuses me is that they are not sensitive to psychic energy and subspace. 】

Mortarion said that this meant that he could not add some small masterpieces of numerology to these potions, but could only start from physical pharmacology and toxicology.

Conrad smashed his mouth and put down a corpse again. The Lord of the Night closed his eyes and finally opened them again.

【indeed,】

Conrad said that warriors had already appeared among the Tau people. The two tallest Tau people stood up and cursed. Conrad heard that they were accusing them of being inhumane.

But looking at their actions, they didn't seem to want to fight with Conrad.

For more fun, Conrad suddenly jumped into the ceiling, then stretched out his long arms from the ceiling and pulled these little guys up. The Tau people huddled together in fear, looking up, but could only see a bloody black.

After a while, the screams and bloody corpses of their fellow tribesmen turned into rain and fell one after another.

[It's a pity,]

The Lord of the Night commented,

[Such a highly moral and fragile race... If their souls were deeper, they would be the real darlings of Commorra. ]

Perhaps there is no need for the Empire, the Dark Eldars will directly capture the Tau people and exterminate them.

But unfortunately, the Tau people are weak psychics, which is probably why the Dark Eldars did not arrest them, but... the Eldars have already been exterminated.

Thinking of this, Conrad chuckled again.

[……]

Comoros, the destroyed city of sin, Mortarion sometimes thought that if Comoros had not been destroyed, maybe he could hide his identity and go to Comoros for fun.

After all, the biotechnology in Comoros has reached a new level.

But Comoros has been destroyed, just like Mortarion was imprisoned in front of his desk.

[Continue.]

Death said, Conrad took the potion in his hand, and the Lord of the Night let go, and a light mist immediately rose from the ground.

[This is prepared according to your request,]

Mortarion finally got some interest at this time. He stared at the titanium people with interest, observing the smell slits on their foreheads and the changes in their skin.

[Hallucination, magnified senses, reduced IQ, and poor control of limbs.]

Mortarion touched his chin thoughtfully, watching Conrad jumping around in a pile of small insects, and the insect juice splashed everywhere.

This was used by Conrad to infiltrate the rear, so it is slightly lacking in corrosiveness - after all, the armor equipped by the Tau in the rear has worse protection.

But if you want to use it on the front battlefield... Mortarion needs to corrode the armor of the Tau soldiers so that his potion can touch their flesh.

Only when the potion specially used to deal with the Tau people on Mortarion's waist reaches three, he will sound the charge.

………………………………

[Vision Enclave]

"Be optimistic, warrior."

In the red mecha xv8, the tall Tau ui is encouraging his comrades. After all, everything has become less optimistic after the Falling Day.

The Falling Day - happened three days ago. Three days ago, the fleet of the human empire seemed to suddenly come out of the void, and then directly beheaded all the Tau ships far away from the planetary protection circle at a superluminal speed that the Tau could not imagine.

It's unimaginable, this is unimaginable.

On some planets with good observation conditions, the Tau even saw the small dots of light in the space with their naked eyes - that was the Guardian-class mothership they were proud of. In a burst of fire, it ended its life.

This was tantamount to a catastrophe for the Tau who had just successfully defeated the Imperial Raven Guard under the command of Commander Shadowsun.

What was even more difficult for the Tau to accept was that their observation matrix sent a more shocking picture.

A pale and terrifying giant ship was now swaggering in the star field of Farsight Enclave and the Bay of Damocles. Obviously, the Empire had declared this star field its own and did not think that the Tau had the ability to defeat them.

They were right.

In a short period of time, the Tau could not assemble a navy to fight the Empire. They could only stand on the ground and watch the Empire's ships approach the planetary defenses bit by bit like a threat.

Within a day, the planetary transportation between Farsight Enclave and Damocles Bay was completely cut off. Now the planets are isolated from each other. They look at each other from a distance, but cannot support each other.

The situation is urgent, so Farsight personally took a small boat with strong stealth ability to negotiate an alliance with the Tau Empire in a narrow corner far away from the human empire. Just now, their planet has received the alliance notice between Farsight Enclave and the Tau Empire.

For the purpose of maintaining stability, the last picture sent back by the Guardian-class mothership was not made public. Even Commander Yingyang claimed to feel dizzy after seeing that picture.

That picture was immediately sent back to the core of the Tau Empire. On the core planet, all the Ethers saw that picture. Before the rest of the Tau people realized all this, the Ethers already knew it - a war of extinction was waiting for them.

…………

"This shouldn't be."

An Ether with bright blue skin said, its forehead was smooth and full, a blue gem was attached to the top of the olfactory slit, and its face was very ugly.

"Why did the Human Empire send out so many troops?"

The Ethers responded with arguments. Perhaps the average Tau would not understand what this was, but as the highest leadership of an empire, the Ethers knew it all at the first sight of the scene.

But first, they needed to resolve the termination application from their allies. The day after the Fall, the two races submitted an application to terminate the alliance to the Ethers, and more allies were obviously watching them.

In the face of absolute external threats, the aliens are obviously not as "united" as the Tau.

Now the Ethers are facing a dilemma. If they do not agree to terminate the contract, then these unscrupulous aliens will definitely try to cause riots in the Tau Empire to force the Tau to terminate the contract with them.

And if they agree to terminate the contract directly, then the rest of the allies will probably flee and leave immediately.

This is extremely bad.

For the Tau, some of their allies have ultra-long-distance navigation capabilities, which means that they can retreat directly when the human empire concentrates its firepower to attack the Tau, but the Tau who have not yet unlocked ultra-long-distance navigation cannot do so.

Despair spread among the Ethers. After a day and a night of debate, despite opposition and doubts in the middle, the Ethers finally reached some decisions, so the Tau Empire began to mobilize.

The day after the Ethers left the meeting, all the Earth Clan in the ultra-long-distance navigation field in the Tau Empire were assembled.

If the Tau Empire is ultimately doomed, then they need to at least leave behind the spark of hope, just like they did back then.

……………………

“Lord Farsight has formed an alliance with Lord Shadowsun, and we will fight side by side under the guidance of the Greater Good.”

The ui wearing xv8 said, but even so, the display panel of its combat suit also showed that its soldiers were now in a state of anxiety.

This is understandable. In fact, ui is also very uneasy. The fleet of the Tau people was directly defeated and crushed, and the human empire even seemed to be confused-

Their fleet was wandering around in this airspace, as if they wanted to find the "real" naval forces of the Tau people.

Humans did not even take their navy seriously.

The huge gap in strength made the soldiers on the front line nervous, but out of ui's duty, it had to comfort its soldiers.

“The enemy fleet is not approaching our planet-they are still afraid of the shield generator and turret array we set up in the planetary orbit. Our planetary defense network is enough to stop them. If they want to cross, they need to pay a heavy price.”

…………

[The first planet, you go first or me? ]

[? ! ]

[When did you become so kind, Mortarion? ]

[It was just a test. I thought their planetary wars would not be as weak as their naval wars. It was over after a test. ]

Mortarion hadn't even had enough fun yet.

It was over.

This ending made Mortarion wonder whether he should send a weaker army to the battlefield next time he tested, instead of letting the Death Guard come directly.

[……]

[Hehehe, let's draw lots... Mortarion. ]

………………

"Even if they penetrate our defenses, the already severely damaged enemy army will not withstand our attack. Under the leadership of Lord Farsight and Lord Shadowsun, we will annihilate the enemy at a very small cost, just like every victory we have had before--"

The sky suddenly became bright and dark, and the soldier facing ui suddenly raised his hand tremblingly, pointing to the sky behind ui, and made an unknown sound.

?

ui slowly turned his head, and in the system's auxiliary vision of the emergency explosion, it saw countless alien ships and the fragments of the artillery array in the planet's orbit falling into the atmosphere.

However, those alien ships seemed to look like charging knights, rushing towards the earth.

………………

[Ah, it's me. 】

Motarion's fingertips raised the bone of the Tau, and it was obvious that the goddess of fate was guiding him to fight quickly.

…………

In the dim command room, the God of Death casually opened the star map, and then he poured the poison he carried with him on this small planet.

Everything was so orderly and a little boring, only the background music was still Conrad's weird cry.

On the first day of the war, the human empire destroyed all the Tau ships in the Farsight Enclave and the Bay of Damocles, and declared war on the Tau Empire.

On the third day of the war, under the leadership of Mortarion, the human empire began to try to attack the planets of the Tau.

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