Chapter 779 [Halloween Special] Adult Time

(Warning: The character is extremely broken; based on the background of this article, it may not happen; realistic ridicule (!!!); title fraud (?); gender change (???); unable to accept lightning protection by oneself)

Final warning, the characters are extremely broken.

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"I think so,"

Hades, wearing a black hooded sweatshirt and light gray leggings, stared at Mortarion thoughtfully.

"You can wear another pair of glasses."

Mortarion, who was wearing a disposable blue medical mask, muttered vaguely, and then the original body stretched out his hand towards the void. A moment later, a pair of black half-rimmed glasses appeared in the original body's hand.

Hades watched Mortarion put on his glasses. Matching the skin color and dark circles under the eyes of the God of Death who had been dead for seven hundred years, Hades clicked his tongue in surprise and gave a thumbs up.

"This tastes right."

Tonight is Halloween, and the Primarchs on Terra have decided to have a reunion. Following the ancient holiday tradition, everyone will dress up tonight.

The theme of Halloween tonight is set by Hades, which is "overtime, mortgage and 3k".

Yes, tonight, under the gaze of the moonlight, these dead people, vampires, space Romans, and sewer winged rats will disguise themselves as workers from a certain 3K era.

Because it was the theme set by Hades, it was not difficult for Hades to dress up. This ancient Earth man naturally chose his previous industry, a coder in a large factory who was being squeezed-God knows who he originally was. The major I chose was automation.

But in that era, the end of the universe was computers and exams.

Wearing a black sweatshirt, leggings, glasses, and sneakers - Hades didn't choose a red plaid shirt, otherwise it would look too strong.

Mortarion's choice was a medical student who was training in the hospital. The character of the original body perfectly fit the psychology of the medical students who were working as cowboys in the hospital during this period. In short, he disliked everyone.

Hades looked at Mortarion, and Mortarion's dead fish eyes made Hades feel that Mortarion's choice was extremely suitable.

Hades whistled, flicked his wrist, and looked at his replica electronic watch.

"It's almost time, GoGoGo! Old Mo!"

He yelled and pushed Mortarion and hurriedly went to the hall to gather. Hades also wanted to see the other people's costumes, and Mortarion also fit the behavior of a person who worked the night shift and was about to die suddenly. , he slowly walked out of the room with deep circles in his eyes.

By the way, Mortarion was wearing a death green short-sleeved surgical gown, a tight-fitting disposable blue surgical cap, his hair was tucked into the blue cap, and a button pen in his chest pocket.

[Wow, man, you are really dressed in style. 】

Angron's voice came from behind the closed door, and Hades pushed the door directly in. Some of the original bodies had already arrived, and Hades saw Angron at a glance.

"Fuck."

This is Hades’ first impression review.

Angron was seen wearing a huge orange frog doll suit. He took off the hooded head and held it in his arms. There were beads of sweat on his forehead.

Opposite Angron was Robert Guilliman in a straight suit. Perhaps because Angron's outfit was too scary, Guilliman uneasily flicked the large mechanical watch on his wrist. It looked like a luxury brand.

[I researched Gutera’s outfit. I think people who went to work at that time were dressed like this? 】

Guilliman said with some uncertainty. Because he was busy with official duties, he was not as concerned about this activity as his brothers who were free to wander around.

But his meticulously styled blond hair, his shiny leather shoes - if Robert Guilliman were from Ancient Terra, then he would probably be a CEO from a novel.

[I chose a middle-class financial practitioner. I don’t think I should have——]

Guilliman's blue eyes suddenly caught a glimpse of Hades. The original body smiled and changed the subject.

[I guess I’m not off topic? 】

Guilliman saw Hades's reaction. There was no more authoritative referee here than Hades. Hades nodded quickly and gave Guilliman a thumbs up.

"The only omission,"

Hades said seriously,

"I feel like you are upper class."

Guilliman coughed awkwardly, and Angron laughed, placing one hand on the table behind him.

[Guess what I am, Hades! 】

This really embarrassed Hades, the street vendor? Or the doll that attracts customers in front of the milk tea shop?

He shook his head, and Mortarion calmly expressed his suspicion.

[Mutated heterochromatic frog man. 】

Angron burst into deafening laughter. He slapped his thighs and laughed wildly.

[I knew mine would be the hardest to guess—I am the kindergarten teacher on the day of the Halloween event! 】

Can you still play like this? elder brother!

Hades spit out a mouthful of salt soda. During the brief conversation, he had already touched the food. Hades decided to destroy the desserts at other banquets before drinking the poisoned wine, otherwise he would ruin other desserts.

【Child,】

Mortarion said calmly,

[I didn’t expect the Lord of Red Sand to like children? 】

[He might be referring to...forget it. 】

Guilliman whispered something, then coughed decently, picked up the goblet filled with golden wine, and decided not to talk too much.

At this moment, the door was slammed open again. The moment he saw the visitor, Hades spit out another mouthful of salt soda.

The visitors were Conrad and Corax, who were laughing loudly. Conrad was wearing a bright blue suit with black and white stripes on the back - yes, it was a gift from the detention center.

And Corax, not surprisingly, was wearing a police uniform with a baton on his waist. Hades thought that if Conrad was drunk or not drunk and made trouble maliciously, then Corax's waist 's baton will become a wonderful tool to be used soon.

No, buddy?

Ye Gemini is so good at keeping things together.

Hades laughed like he was coughing, and he guessed Guilliman correctly this time. The other original bodies used their incomprehensible thinking and chose the whole package.

Mortarion didn't catch Hades's smile. He just frowned and stared at Conrad who rushed towards the dining table. With a cold light, a scalpel appeared in the hands of the original body - if Conrad suddenly ran away Come here, he doesn't mind a blow.

Before Hades could wipe away the tears of laughter from the corners of his eyes, the other original bodies also arrived belatedly.

Metallurgical factory worker Vulkan (who adopted wild dogs and cats from nearby construction sites); university counselor Magnus (who would make a high-pitched crackle because of the cruel news sent to him by his students in the middle of the night, and was in a non-promotional position). Immediate departure period); carrying a basket Luojia, the egg evangelist (I came from Zhumadian); Fernus Manus, a scientific programmer (a slight conflict with Hades, but Hades is convinced that he is the harder one); the flower shop The owner Fugen (looking like he has escaped from the world in peace and quiet over time).

The venue suddenly became noisy. Angron, the orange frog from Coze in the detention center, was being chased. Coze was so frightened by Angron's perception that he yelled. Hades, who was eating all kinds of things, was talking to the college counselor. Magnus sneered at Mortarion, the trainee who talked about psychic powers, while Fainus and Fulgrim were hiding in the corner, whispering about the two-person world.

Of course, the heavyweights are yet to come.

The door was opened again, and almost everyone came. They could only be people from Sanguinius or Neos. The Primarchs subconsciously glanced over and saw——

"Cough! Cough cough cough!"

Hades took a bite - this time it was steak in his mouth, and Hades held back.

The Wanderer Sanguinius and Horus.

"Fuck."

Hades once again let out an uninformed sigh. Sanguinius and Horus looked like people on the margins of society, with gray and dusty tattered clothes, strands of hair, shoulder bags they carried - and more. It is important to tie the disc behind you so it is reflective at night.

Sanguinius's wings were roughly tied up with hemp ropes and plastic ropes by the angels. Under the angel's manipulations, the wings were extremely wilted, looking as if they had collapsed due to long-term lack of blood. He tied them up. The wings are hidden behind his back.

If other civilians saw it, they would probably make a sharp explosion.

Guilliman was the first to greet him. However, his appearance was a bit embarrassing compared to the two Sanguinius and Horus, but Guilliman did not show any impatience on his face - Guilliman himself did not show any impatience. No disgust.

He gave Sanguinius a hug and smiled warmly, ignoring Horus's dagger.

Although Horus accepted Guilliman becoming the Lord of the Empire, he was not completely calm yet. However, Horus was also outspoken about this and did not hide his depression.

[Welcome back, how was your trip? 】

Sanguinius and Horus went on an expedition outside Terra, which was also a benefit given to them by Guilliman.

[Very good, we went to see the sunset and sunrise in Bar. 】

Sanguinius smiled. Even though he was dressed sloppily, his smile was still sincere. Hades pondered and finally understood what the 3k package of Sanguinius and Horus was.

"A poor traveler who has become a marginalized member of society because of his disability or bigotry."

This is hell.

Hades caught himself, coughed, and continued to reach for the dessert at the far end of the dining table. Fortunately, perhaps except for Hades and Sanguinius themselves, the other primarchs didn't know what the two were cosplaying. It was just a costume party, so people were still clamoring about their business on Terra or the Legion.

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"Well……"

Hades touched his chin and stared at the Hades villain chess piece in school uniform on the table. “I will spend 10 financial points to take one-on-one Chinese courses.”

Hades shot ten big ones towards Vulkan,

[Okay, you will be unable to act for the next three rounds. Correspondingly, your Chinese intelligence will increase by 5 points each round. You can also choose to skip class and start a new round of actions. 】

KP Vulkan correspondingly wrote and drew on his own small blackboard. As a pastime, they are now playing a 3k running group copy, [Misery of Life].

Vulkan looked at Mortarion and motioned for Mortarion to begin his turn.

[I also go one-on-one. 】

Mortarion directly chose to follow Hades. Vulkan frowned and looked at the data.

[Sorry, my brother, you don't have enough financial resources - you just bought a microscope and some gray potions in the round just now. 】

【*】

Mortarion uttered a modal word. He glanced at Hades and stretched out his hand to touch Hades' small treasury.

[Pay money. 】

"Oh?! Oh! No money! Get out!"

Hades kicked Mortarion away, and the God of Death stopped his hand and stared at Hades with a resentful expression, and then he began to make a second round of attempts without giving up.

If this were reality, then Hades would pay, but this is a game—Mortarion, get out of here! ! !

[Skip them both! Skip Mortarion! 】

Conrad protested, Vulkan glanced at Mortarion hesitantly, Hades kicked Mortarion in the stomach, held his "money" firmly and looked into the distance, and Mortarion stretched his neck and hands to reach it, as if he had the tenacity to never give up until he touched it.

【All right? 】

Vulkan blinked. It seemed that taking the gold coins from Hades' hand was more important than winning or losing the game. Mortarion's desire to win had already been aroused. The two of them looked like they were about to fall off the table because of the fight. Roll down and start a ground fighting battle.

[So Conrad, you beat the homeless man who bullied the students unconscious with a brick in public, and then chose to run away from the scene. Now you are cornered by the police who came later and cornered the alley. Your choice is to walk out. Confession, still? 】

[Go out and confess. 】

Corax pulled Conrad and said to Bat, he was the student who was blocked by the gangster in the last round.

[I just confessed to the police. As long as you confess, you will be ruled as free defense. 】

It looks like Corax was the one who took it seriously.

A sinister smile appeared at the corner of Conrad's mouth, and he rolled his dark eyes.

【No,】

He said crisply, made a face, pointed at the map,

[There was a telephone pole there, and I chose to climb it to escape. 】

【well，】

Vulcan paused and looked at Corax hesitantly.

[Okay, you chose to climb the telephone pole to try to leave the dead alley. Because of your previous behavior, you now have 75 climbing ability points. Come on, throw a dice. If the points are greater than 25, then your escape is successful. 】

Conrad laughed loudly. The full number was 100. Isn't this easy to handle?

He rolled the dice casually, and then - all four 25-sided dice were 1.

【well……】

Corax covered his eyes and sighed.

In the background, Mortarion had been kicked to the ground by Hades. Not to be outdone, the God of Death also dragged Hades down and went to grab the gold coins that Hades held up in his right hand. Hades suddenly headbutted Mortarion. Makes a crisp "Boom!" sound.

"You still have to practice! Keep it tight!"

Hades shouted towards the dizzy Mortari.

【Big failure,】

Vulkan said, looking at the chessboard,

[You climbed up, but due to leakage from the telephone pole, with all the police watching, you were electrocuted, one leg was fractured on the spot, and you fell into a coma. You were unable to move on your own for the next five rounds. 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! 】

Conrad screamed, and Corax was about to persuade him when the door opened again.

"?"

Hades suddenly felt that the hall was a little too quiet. Even Mortarion, who had been struggling and twisting on the ground trying to snatch the gold coins in his hand, stopped.

So Hades pressed his head hard against the ground and looked at the door. In his upside-down world, he saw——

"What the hell?!!!"

"What? My children, didn't you have fun tonight?"

Neos raised a slender eyebrow, and she stretched out her hand to brush her wavy brown-black hair that reached her hips. She was wearing a casual version of her usual white robe, which made the robe look more like The cheongsam looks like a formal dress, with a dark gold belt tied around the waist.

The gold-faced and red-soled high heels made her look like an empress—well, she was an emperor.

Healthy and slightly dark brown wheat-colored skin, with faint muscle lines are showing up with Nios's movements.

The flaming red color was on the emperor's mouth. With perfect makeup, Hades could see the shining golden glitter on the corners of the emperor's eyes and the provocative black eyeliner.

And those eyes, those damn eyes, the ones that usually make people stunned when they see the male version of him.

Those breathtaking eyes were now looking around at the stunned Primarchs in the audience with a half-smile.

Boom!

The sound of a scepter hitting the thick carpet brought Hades back from his thoughts. Neos curled his lips dissatisfied and looked behind her.

Malcador appeared in a formal suit. The waist-length scepter was inlaid with fist-sized gems. Large green plate rings and large red diamond rings were intertwined on his ten fingers. A deep and shining watch was hidden in the sleeves of his suit.

His expression was still that of wanting to jump off the building in the next second.

Malcador still looks like an old man, maybe a little younger, but he is still not as tall as the Emperor, maybe only reaching the Emperor's chest.

Nios put a hand on Malcador's shoulder without any psychological burden, and tapped Malcador's shoulder casually with his fingers, while his long and pointed golden-red manicure lingered in the light.

"What? Isn't today a costume party?"

"You, you - you are cheating! Huangpizi!"

Hades howled. As the only one who resisted the psychic attack, Hades finally recovered from the physical injuries. This voice completely shattered the silent originals.

Sanguinius, who was playing another game with Guilliman at another table, was the first to react. The Archangel's face darkened almost visibly. He stretched out his feet under the table and almost drooled at the wide open mouth. The foot of Horus stepped down.

【! ? ! ! 】

The crushing pain finally woke up Horus. Horus coughed a few times and turned his head away, but his eyes still lingered on Neos, as if he was already thinking of words of praise.

Then Guilliman also realized that unlike other primarchs, having a mother put Robert Guilliman far ahead.

Unlike the other meanings mixed in the eyes of other original bodies, Guilliman just lowered his head, held his forehead and sighed helplessly, shaking his head.

Nonsense, complete nonsense, Guilliman could imagine what Neos was planning.

Mortarion stood up slowly, and pulled Hades by the way - the original body would not say that the pull he just made almost made him duck.

[So what is your theme, Neos? 】

Mortarion took the lead in issuing the horn of attack, and the God of Death stared angrily at Neos. With enough reason and hatred, Mortarion successfully got rid of the charm of the Empress.

"Isn't it obvious?"

Neos laughed, and Mortarion finally saw something very familiar in that smile, that contemptuous look. This guy was selling Sanguinius, preparing to run away, playing a game with Tzeentch, preparing to She always smiled like this when she was cheating - even if her smile was on her red lips, even if it was hidden in her long hair, Mortarion would know that this guy wanted to do something bad even if he died.

"The financial owner and his little lover."

Neos kept dying without saying anything shocking, and Macado, whom she regarded as Miaomiao's background tool, even looked like he wanted to die in his eyes.

Among the silent original bodies, the sound of gasping was particularly clear, and everyone turned to look at Magnus.

Magnus blushed even more;

【etc! Hey! No! no! ——I thought it would be more pure love. 】

Malcador rolled his eyes. He tried to pry off the empress' hand on his shoulder, but failed to do so.

"Do you think your biological father has never played anything?"

Malcador complained,

"Go play with your children—I don't care about anything, but don't tease me and don't ruin my eyes, Neos."