Warhammer: I Don’t Want to Be a Can of Worms! ! !

Chapter 785 227 Pluto or Matchmaker?

Chapter 785 227. Pluto or Matchmaker?

Even the grandest hourglass of fate still starts counting down from a grain of sand.

——Orican the Starbearer

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Gather, assemble, assemble!

Countless ships like the stars are sailing, and all quantum slingshots are operating at full power. The mechanical sages who maintain them have to ring hymns and bells in praise of Pluto day and night in order to barely maintain the empire's ships as numerous as the sand of the Ganges River. .

The Imperial Navy, the Space Marines, the Mechanicus, the State Church, the Rogue Traders, the interstellar pirates ordered by Huron, the wandering soul sons of Barbarus, countless militiamen who are willing to sacrifice...

The night sky lit by billions of ship engines is far brighter than that illuminated by the stars. Among them are the invincible Queen of Glory and the merchant ships that are about to be eliminated - but it doesn't matter, as long as you listen to the sector admiral. command, then the empire will send you to the battlefield.

"Mingyou" was also following the Tianshi Chapter's ships at this moment, with bright blue flames trailing behind her complicated and gorgeous black skirt.

"You said...can we see Hades again this time?"

Thies, the captain of the Mingyou, was fiddling with her long curly hair in boredom with her slender fingers. The brown and oily curly hair trembled at her fingertips. This sentence seemed meaningless, and the female captain changed her position and crossed her legs. By the way, he knocked on the big bright yellow head under his arm.

"You shouldn't be rude to him."

Tianshi Barry's dull voice sounded from between his helmets. The Space Marine raised his hand and pushed aside the black lace skirt that blocked his sight. The female captain was not heavy, so even if she sat on his left shoulder, Barry would not feel anything.

It's just that the tutu skirt she often wears is very obstructive.

Tis glanced at her mouth in boredom, but her thoughts went back to the scene when she first met Hades - it was really scary. She just went to save Barry, but she didn't expect to get a big deal.

It was precisely because she had brought back Pluto that those fanatical Pluto cult members bought her a good ship, which also gave her the tax-free rights for transactions in three star regions. With so much wealth, Tiss ate it up and drooled. Oil.

The Tianshi Chapter also received a subsidy that far exceeded that of Tice, but for some reason, these unlucky guys inexplicably provoked a lot of people later, and finally lost all their money.

As a last resort, the Tianshi Chapter sacrificed their outstanding warrior Barry to Rogue Trader Tis - also known as the bodyguard.

Barry seemed to really believe it.

Thinking of this, Thies covered his mouth and laughed a few times.

What, what happened to a rich man like her having a few Space Marine guards?

"You know...I just wanted to see him again...I haven't thanked him properly yet."

Tiese said smoothly, wrapping her lower body around Barry's helmet, and her hands were groping randomly on the Space Marine's helmet.

"Fight for him against the Emperor and die for him as a token of my gratitude - Miss Tees, please remove your hand, it is obstructing my view."

Barry looked at the hand bones in the X-ray image in the eyepiece, which would make his view better even if it was blocked.

"I will."

Thies knocked on Barry's helmet again before reluctantly taking back his hand. They were about to go to the battlefield anyway, and as long as they were on the battlefield, they would always see miracles and gods.

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"..."

"..."

The arrogant red hair was reflected in the silent Krieg soldier's eyepiece. Krieg remained silent, while the small black heart patch under the right eye of his mask and the black donut necklace around his neck separated him. Set apart from other Kriegs.

"..."

Krieger remained silent, like a motionless sculpture, until—until the furry baby opposite him cried out.

"Why are you crying again? I'm so annoyed. Let me hold it for you."

Reina rubbed her hair irritably, and then roughly pushed the baby into the hands of the motionless Krieg. Krieg was almost stunned, but his hands subconsciously caught the baby.

"……What's this?"

"Are you blind? My child—yours and mine."

Reina whistled, then she glanced at the Kriegs beside Krieg who looked at them curiously because of the children's cries, and burst out laughing.

If Krieg takes off his mask in front of the Hades, Rena will see a red-faced guy at this moment. He looks obviously shocked and confused, as if he has come into contact with something she has never come into contact with before. .

The Krieg army was built unlike any other. The soldiers of the Death Legion were all cyborgs - and because of their loyalty, the Empire allowed them to use this blasphemous technology.

They will grow up in the training warehouse enough to hold a gun, and then receive military training. Finally, these Kriegs are divided into two groups and fight on the home planet. The loser will all die, and the winner will be killed by the Krieg. Packed and shipped to the empire.

That's why this army is so strange, so out of place compared to other armies.

"I-I don't understand."

Kriegmed said, blinking his confused eyes, snap! The little guy's fist hit his eyepiece directly. This subconsciously made Krieger nervous for a moment. His muscles all over his body were tense, and the piece of meat in his arms was too soft. He was more nervous than carrying a self-explosion bomb on a mission. Still nervous.

Krieger felt himself starting to sweat.

"What? You just want to have fun and don't care about the baby?"

Finally no longer having to hold this little silly thing, Reina skillfully took out a cigarette from her coat pocket and started puffing away. She hadn't smoked in a long time.

"I don't understand."

Krieger said again that after the Slaanesh War, he and Lena finally separated in a field hospital in the Obscure Star Territory. On the last night after receiving the order to mobilize troops, the tall red-haired woman smiled evilly and got out of bed. Feet climbed onto Krieger's hospital bed.

Incidentally, at that time Kriegmed had both legs broken and one hand was shattered.

He almost pulled out the gun from his waist and shouted for an enemy attack.

The next day, Krieger woke up from a coma and saw only the gas mask sewn on his bedside. On it, a love patch of high-strength negative psychic black stone was looking at him.

Reina took a deep breath from the cigarette, and the smoke mixed with black stone powder slowly spurted out. Through the hazy smoke, the Hades priest glanced at Krieger meaningfully.

"That means you don't recognize it."

Reina said, holding a cigarette in her mouth and preparing to take the little guy over, but Krieger subconsciously stepped back. The little thing with golden and red mixed hair had stopped crying and giggled at his father's actions. stand up.

Rena felt a chill, and somehow she felt that Krieger's eyes around her were getting brighter.

The troopship sailed quietly, and she now entered Krieg's army alone and faced the handsome blond boy.

"What? You don't admit it and you want to snatch the baby?"

Lena took a puff of cigarette,

"Don't even think about it. I will never allow this clown to wear an ugly mask like ours. He can be a Hades priest or a death row prisoner, but he cannot be a weirdo wearing an ugly mask."

"The gas mask works very well."

Meade subconsciously retorted, and the baby's hand hit his mask again, and kept pulling it back and forth, as if trying to take off his mask.

Meade took off his mask and obediently handed his mask to the little guy to chew on. The new battle added new scars to his cheeks, and a scar ran horizontally across the bridge of his nose.

This was when he was fighting with the greenskins, and was scratched with an ax by an greenskin who was twice as tall as him. At that time, he was only ten centimeters away from breaking the two halves of his head.

Reina smiled, still looking so handsome that she felt comfortable. She admired this dull blonde with blue eyes. Meade's blue-green eyes always reminded the Hades of the lake in her hometown - even though that thing has since been destroyed by Nurgle. The stuff turned into soup.

After that, she never saw as clear blue and green as the lake in her hometown.

Until I saw this idiot.

"You...you said he is our child."

Krieger said inarticulately,

"Child... I have never experienced the stage of being a child. In the beginning, I was not like this."

Reina scratched her head and patted her head.

"How could I forget - in short, donut boys, apart from you and those mechanical weirdos, other natural people have to go through this process. They don't know anything. From time to time they scream and slur like a fool. saliva."

"..."

Meade was silent for a moment, listening to the sound of his mask being gnawed by his baby teeth.

"It sounds like... he can't hold a gun, so he can't fight."

Krieger said dullly, this sentence seemed to make him and all the Kriegs around him feel depressed.

"He will grow up,"

Reina sneered and shook the ashes from her cigarette.

"He'll grow taller than you. I don't have anything else here. If the nutrition block is enough, then he can hold a gun and blindly hit the battlefield for a few times, and then he will be killed like a piece of trash by a kid with a sprained foot or something." Killed by mistake.”

"..."

Reina suddenly opened her eyes wide. She felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere. She turned around and saw Meade shaking his head firmly towards her.

"If he could have grown up and been taller than me, then he wouldn't have been so sacrificial... He, he, he would have been greater than our face value, he wouldn't have been a dime."

At some point, among the Kriegers who were sitting in a circle around them, a Krieger wearing a commander's coat suddenly spoke.

"His eyes are very bright, which is a sign of a sharpshooter."

The cigarette in Reina's mouth flickered, and she noticed that the two of them had been surrounded by three circles inside and three outside. Krieg, they were all Krieg, like a group of hamsters surrounding her. Why are the fucking commanders and officers sitting here watching the fun? !

It was rest time and there was no need to practice, so the Kriegs were recuperating.

What's more, Krieg's military regulations do not include the emergency response method of "a person brings a baby with Krieg blood to the army."

Maybe Lena is the first person to verify that "Krieg has natural fertility".

"He's got good hands and he's going to be a great engineer."

Another sound came from the krieg pile, and then, like a nest of explosives, an endless stream of sounds appeared, all trying to determine the way forward for this little guy who was chewing on Meade's gas mask.

"Stop-stop!"

Reina was tired of hearing this, and shouted while holding a cigarette in her mouth. The voices immediately stopped, and those shining, doubtful, and curious eyes looked at her through the thick eyepieces of the gas mask, looking at this belt. The woman who came to Blood of Krieg.

"He may not be able to go to the battlefield yet!"

The Hades Priest roared, and sighs immediately appeared one after another around him.

"He, he, he..."

Meade's voice sounded faintly, and upon hearing his words, the offended woman fiercely scratched his eyes with her disheveled hair, like an enraged lioness.

"I think he has good teeth."

Krieger said, trying to snatch his mask back, and there were already white marks on it. Rena snorted and lit another cigarette for herself.

"Think of a name for him. His last name is Butcher, which is the last name of a Hades priest who saved me at that time."

Rena took another deep breath of cigarette. The bastard priest who dragged her out of the Nurgle Mire had also died in an exorcism long ago.

"..."

Mead felt that his brain was spinning.

Come up with a name...

His name was assigned by the system, and his full name is 106-7323478-12-Mead.

Krieger looked at the wonderful creature in his arms again. Although he was so soft that a bullet could completely explode him, Krieger couldn't help but imagine in his mind that this little guy would be covered in golden light when he grew up. The scene of rushing into the enemy's army and killing the enemy.

Seeing him looking at her, the little guy named Butcher was also blinking at him with big eyes. The little guy seemed to be curious about the scars on Meade's face that ran through the entire cheek, and the craters and bullets. The bullet marks left behind.

His eyes were also blue-green, exactly the same as Mead's - only in the cold light of the bayonet, Mead would occasionally catch a glimpse of the color of his own eyes, as well as the golden and red hair of his hair.

"G, g, g... Krieg."

Mead said subconsciously, and Krieger Butcher chuckled, seemingly satisfied with his name. He just looked at Mead, and Mead felt that something appeared somewhere in his body. It was empty, and he never cared why it was empty.

Rena glanced at Meade, as if she was dissatisfied with the stupid name, but when she saw the baby accepting it, the woman could only smoke in one hand and rolled her eyes.

"Well, Krieg Butcher, that's it."

There was an uproar! The Kriegs around them suddenly became noisy and seemed to be very excited. Mead subconsciously turned around and saw his colleagues looking at him with great excitement.

"Can I show them?"

"Look at what?"

"……child."

"what ever."

So Meade knelt down and carefully handed his child to the Krieger closest to him. The moment he touched the child, the Krieger let out a small exclamation, and then hurriedly handed the child to him. Give it to someone else.

The Kriegs immediately tried to hold the little guy in the same position as holding the detonator, but they failed without a doubt and had to change positions in a panic.

"and you……"

Meade looked at Lena who was puffing away the smoke.

"Then do you plan to take him with you? To the battlefield."

Lena blew out a long puff of smoke.

"Take it with you,"

The woman said,

"All the people around me who can be trusted have been recruited to the battlefield. I have asked the sage to build me a fully automatic mechanical dog that can hold this gadget."

Meade's eyelids trembled, and he felt frustrated. He subconsciously thought that this kind of existence should not appear on the battlefield. The first time he held the gun, he was not... not so fragile.

"Is there no other way?"

Lena gave him a knife in the eyes,

"If we both die there, he might as well be buried with us to save himself from being a fool in the future."

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【Terra】

"Last calculation,"

Hades said, "The mortality rate is expected to be... over 93.9%. The mortality rate for non-Space Marines will be even higher. Mortarion will give priority to ensuring the resurrection rate of Space Marines, so the damage rate in the early stages of the war is about 63.1%."

[Acceptable data. 】

Robert Guilliman took a deep breath, the crown on his head sparkled, signed his name for the last time, and Guilliman put down his pen.

【send troops. 】

said the Primarch firmly.

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