Chapter 281 Demons and Monsters
The list was in his hand, but Wang Yan was in no hurry to sort it out.
Seeing that it was almost 1 a.m., I simply washed my face and went to bed.
When I woke up in the morning, the sand sculptures quickly came over and called the door: "Boss, let's go, check in and take pictures!"
"Girls, forget about taking pictures, what are you taking pictures of?"
The enthusiasm of the idiots was too high, and Wang Yan was a little puzzled.
Ruyu chuckled mischievously: "Oh, look more handsome and taller, post it on Moments and Weibo, and some girls will take the initiative to strike up a conversation..."
"real!"
Chuan Wa nodded desperately: "Since I used the selfie of your Parame as my avatar, I can chat with girls on any social software. It's so popular!"
Hudou immediately exposed it: "Then as soon as I heard that the car was not yours, I said goodbye immediately."
"That's my sincerity. Next time whoever asks, I will just smile and let her guess!"
Chuan Wa was in a hurry to tell the difference, and accidentally exposed her inner sultry routine.
"You guys..."
Wang Yan shook his head, sighed, and was convinced by these handsome men.
But age aside, hunger and thirst are normal.
After thinking about it, Mr. Wang decided to teach them some experience.
"When taking photos, don't make scissor hands gestures. Nowadays, men are the thieves;
Ask girls for advice on composition. If you have long legs, take pictures of your legs. If you have strong muscles, try to expose as much flesh as possible. Ruyu... Ruyu, just take pictures of the back.
Then the style of the circle of friends should be as unified as possible, with less exposure of personal information, and the text should be high-level.
The purpose is to attract the girl’s curiosity as much as possible, so you have to learn to keep the hook..."
The sand sculptures listened attentively, with hungry eyes.
Ruyu couldn't wait to ask: "Brother, dear brother, why do you leave the hook? Please show me!"
"Okay, let me show you how. Ruyu, come here."
Master Wang came online, adhering to the purpose of teaching people to the end, and directly pushed Ruyu to sit on the sofa in front of the floor-to-ceiling window.
"Hold the glass of red wine in your right hand, act naturally, hold your chin in your left hand, and look out the window."
Ruyu did as he was told.
Wang Yan found an angle from the side and behind, and with a click, he took in the forest, hot springs, and half of Ruyu's side face outside the window. Instead, only a small corner of the red wine held in his right hand was exposed.
Caption: The sky is clear and the lake is shining, but I am such a country bumpkin, how miserable! (crying with laughter)
There was basically no retouching in the photo, and it was sent directly.
Several idiots hurriedly took out their mobile phones to look at Ruyu's WeChat Moments, and they immediately let out bursts of exclamation.
"Damn it! I really didn't expect that Ruyu would one day be related to style..."
"A bit handsome!"
"Brother is awesome!!! I don't know how awesome it is!!!"
The sand sculptures can't figure it out on their own, but they are not blind. Compared with Ruyu's previous style in the circle of friends, it is obvious to distinguish the high and low grades.
Ruyu almost knelt down, sticking out her tongue and wagging her tail, and kept asking: "Brother, where is the hook? What should I do next?"
Master Wang stroked his beard and smiled, knowing the tricks at his fingertips.
"Girls with lower rankings will basically ask you: Why do you call yourself a country bumpkin? That's pretty good!
Then you can reply: Did you see that glass of red wine? Do you think it is worthy of the scenery in front of you?
If the girl answers: It’s worthy.
Just tell her: However, that is a cup of 1982 Kuola.
If the girl replies: It’s a bit strange.
Just tell her: I feel something is wrong when I hold it. If I had known, I might as well have replaced it with Coke from 1982!
Add a (laughing and crying) emoticon, OK, you can officially start chatting. "
"Fuck!"
The sand sculptures were stunned and simply amazed.
"High, really high!"
"Brother, no wonder there are so many girls around you, you are such a slut!"
Mr. Wang waved his hand modestly: "No, this is just a basic application of psychology, using the girl's exploratory psychology to do a simple reversal test.
The real trouble is how to analyze the test results and how to prescribe targeted medicine.
That requires experience...
Of course, as long as you work harder and practice more, you will never worry about finding a girlfriend. "
The master of theory said one thing after another, frightening the students into a daze.
Everyone was originally in a hurry to check in at the Internet celebrity pool, but now they are no longer in a hurry. They surround the master and beg to teach him the true scriptures.
Wang Yan had a lot of things to do, so he had no time to brag and fight with the idiots and wave them away.
"Get out of here, go and do whatever you have to do! How can I let you covet my brother's scripture?"
Ruyu hugged Wang Yan's thigh and did not let go: "Brother, you are almost dying. Poor brothers, the roots are drying up due to drought. Please, give me a hand!"
"Get her away and beat her up again."
Young Master Wang greeted everyone: "Brother Huihui will give you a small class with Teacher Wang!"
"okay!"
The brothers were overjoyed, so they went up to pick up Ruyu and carry her out of Wang Yan's suite.
Brother-in-law Song Chen fell at the back and asked Wang Yan, "Brother, don't you go up there and have a look?"
Mr. Wang waved his hand: "I'm not interested in taking pictures. You can go ahead. I just have some serious business to deal with."
"It's not easy to do this once..." Holland Pea persuaded.
"If I have time later, I will go up by myself."
Wang Yan continued to refuse.
The two said nothing more and turned around to go out.
The door was closed, but Wang Yan did not appear. The boys were a little confused.
"What? Brother Wang isn't coming?!"
"Yes, everyone is going, what's the point of Brother Wang staying alone?"
"Who's going to call me again? Big brother isn't here, so we can't have fun!"
While they were noisy, Lin Weiwei came upstairs to ask Wang Yan to eat.
Seeing so many people gathering in the corridor, he asked Song Chen casually: "Little handsome boy, where is Wang Yan? Didn't he come out with you?"
Awed by Lin Weiwei's bright and majestic beauty, the sand sculptures all immediately shut up and looked at her quietly.
Song Chen replied: "Brother Wang said he has something to deal with and won't join us for activities."
Lin Weiwei nodded: "Thank you, I understand."
He turned around and retreated without knocking on the door to disturb Wang Yan.
The silly boys watched Lin Weiwei coming and going, and finally realized something.
"Damn! If we block the door, are we ruining the boss's good deeds?!"
"MMP, will you get beaten?!"
Everyone looked at each other for a while, then suddenly dispersed and rushed downstairs.
The squirrel warned everyone with lingering fear: "If you don't want to die, don't come back before noon, do you hear me?"
"Don't worry, we are not stupid!"
Everyone swore and swore, but their little eyes were burning with the fire of gossip, and they winked at each other.
They were all thinking the same question, but no one dared to ask it.
Brother Wang, are you coming one by one, or... are you going to clean it up together? !
Poor Mr. Wang, he was quietly thinking about his work in his room, but then a big pot fell from the sky and hit his forehead firmly.
The speculations made by the idiots are completely irrelevant.
After Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei finished breakfast, they checked out of the hotel and returned to Star City. They had to catch a plane and the journey was very difficult.
Knowing that Wang Yan was busy with something, he simply skipped the politeness and left without saying goodbye.
As for Young Master Wang, he was speechless in front of hundreds of profiles of beauties.
Looks 95, body 83, special 62...
Looks 92, body 88, special 43...
Looks 90, body 93, special 27...
My God, what kind of monsters are they? !
Meaning meaning. Short is better than nothing.