Chapter 317 Special Enhancement!
Wang Ergou picked up the hoe and hurried towards the entrance of the village.
In the small square in front of the village where copper, silver and gold coins were displayed, there were a lot of ferocious and domineering mounts parked.
The mount had eight jointed limbs, brandished two giant turtles, and had two large eyes.
The soldiers were in majestic military appearance. Their left hands were holding a sacred object with various images constantly appearing, and their right hands were holding a board covered with small squares. They pressed it a few times from time to time to make a terrible crackling sound.
On the back of the largest mount sat a fat middle-aged man, with two maids behind him, one rubbing shoulders and the other feeding him wine.
Wang Ergou got angry when he saw it.
Why do we have to wait for the oracle, but you can enjoy it so much? !
When the fat man saw the soldiers driving out the villagers, he raised his eyelids and said in a condescending voice: "I am Wang Jianhao, the Minister of Taxation of the Ocean Department directly under the Empire. Her Royal Highness the Princess's birthday is coming, and the whole country is celebrating. You have to hand over this year's harvest." 70% of the total, come to congratulate Her Royal Highness on her birthday!”
As soon as these words came out, there was a sudden confusion.
Village chief Wang Yunxi bravely asked: "Sir, why does the Ocean Department come to the mountain to collect taxes?"
Wang Jianhao was extremely arrogant and snorted: "IQ tax! Collect it per head!"
Erya asked angrily: "Humph! So what if we don't pay?!"
Wang Jianhao took a look at Erya, sneered and waved: "Here comes someone! Draw the lot and send her to be a host in Wai Wai!"
Erya cried and struggled for a while, but in the end she couldn't withstand the extremely powerful soldiers who shouted "Hurry up and call it a day after masturbating" and "Grass mud horse", and was forcibly pressed with fingerprints on a contract.
"biu!"
Suddenly a kitchen knife flew into the air and gouged out Wang Jianhao's neck.
The kitchen knife was as fast as lightning, but in mid-air, it was smashed to pieces by the mount's big claws and its pliers.
Wang Jianhao's expression did not change at all. He glanced at Da Ya who threw the kitchen knife and waved his hand again.
"Assaulting the chief officer of the empire will be punished with an additional penalty! Capture her and send her to Meilai to be a model!"
"you dare!"
Erya's father screamed and rushed forward. With his divine power, he knocked the soldiers off their feet.
However, Wang Jianhao just recited two mantras silently, and the word "water" suddenly dropped from the sky, freezing Erya's father in place.
"Don't overestimate your capabilities!"
With a disdainful snort, the fat man pondered for a moment and finally made his judgment.
"It is a heinous crime to injure our navy commander! Well... just send him to the starting point and punish him to write online articles!"
A large family was kidnapped one after another. The villagers were severely hit and trembling with fear.
Although I don’t know what the terrible punishment is for being an anchor, a model, or writing online articles, I know that it must be extremely terrifying if you think about it.
Wang Jianhao glanced at the trembling villagers, feeling proud and laughing wildly.
"Let's see who dares to refuse!"
Wang Ergou was so angry that he secretly used his skills and planned to kill the dog official to eliminate harm to the people.
However, at this moment, a man with a deer head and rat eyes suddenly jumped out of the queue, knelt down in front of the formation, and kowtowed desperately.
"Your Majesty, your Majesty has learned from it, Your Majesty has learned from it!"
The navy was about to take down the man, but Wang Jianhao waved his hand: "Let him speak."
The man raised his head, stared at a pair of blood-red eyes, and began to cry.
"Sir, we, the grassroots people in the mountains, are stupid and stupid. We work hard to grow a crop and only have three to five hundred copper coins, which is not enough for our family. If you just take it all, how much more will you get? That man is It’s different!”
The man with red eyes suddenly pointed at the dog in the crowd, gnashing his teeth and shouting hysterically.
"We don't usually see him working hard at all, but when the crops grow, every one of them is gold! You just need to take him back to the city and present it to the princess, and you will have a steady stream of gold. Isn't it better than taking a few copper coins from us?"
The village chief Wang Yun was so happy that he beat his chest and beat his feet.
"Hey! We live in the same village and are both farmers, how can you do this? Even if the two dogs are taken away, you can't grow gold, so why do you need to be that villain!"
The man's eyes became redder and redder, and he raised his arms and shouted without any shame.
"Why can we only grow copper plates with all our hard work, but Ergou can easily grow gold?
When I asked him, he didn't say anything. If he did, he just said some nonsense that requires hard work. He asked him to reward him with a gold coin to taste it, and then looked at people with that look...
Anyway, I have disliked him for a long time!
If one Ergou dies, we all will have a few more acres of land. Even if we can’t grow gold, it’s still good to harvest a few more copper coins. Do you think this is true? ! "
"yes!"
Some villagers suddenly realized it and came forward to give evidence: "Sir, Ergou can indeed grow gold!"
"I hide in the grass and watch him every day. He often does illegal operations and recites some driving spells!"
"That's right, there is a big tree called Pirate Tree on the top of the mountain. I often hide on it and take a peek. Occasionally I find something wrong, so I come down and pick one to taste it. Something is definitely wrong!"
Wang Ergou was suddenly stabbed in the back. He was so angry that his energy poured out of him. He vomited a mouthful of boiling blood and turned out to be autistic.
"Such a strange thing happened?!"
Wang Jianhao was overjoyed and waved his hand.
"Come on, take that kid down for me! Be careful, don't hurt him!"
Wang Ergou raised his arms, wanting to lock him up, but found that he couldn't raise the strength at all, and he suddenly felt despair.
"Dog!"
Seeing the miserable condition of Ergou, Erya cried miserably and struggled hard, but was slapped on the head with a weapon by the soldiers beside him, causing blood to flow from his forehead and he passed out.
Wang Ergou's eyes were about to burst. He stared at the soldier intently and gritted his teeth and swore: "Rat, I will kill you!"
The soldier laughed wildly: "Grandpa, I don't want to change my name, but I don't want to change my surname. My surname is Zhu and my last name is Ji Ke. I'm waiting for you to kill me!"
…
The flower fields were destroyed and the crops were harvested. Wang Ergou and others were placed in a prison car and left the mountain village at noon.
The usually terrifying black mist shrank aside as if in fear when faced with a group of eight-clawed monsters.
There seemed to be something moving in the black mist, exuding an extremely terrifying aura.
Wang Jianhao didn't panic at all and bowed his hands.
"I, the Ocean Division, have received the imperial edict from the Princess of the Empire, and I have never lacked your offerings. Just retreat!"
After a while, a rustling sound gradually faded away, and the road became quiet.
Erya's father was shocked: "How can worship be so useful?"
Wang Jianhao didn't bother to look back: "Do you think anyone is qualified to worship a mythical beast? You untouchables, just like a leek, just work and save your wallet!"
Wang Ergou ignored the others and gently wiped away the blood on Erya's forehead. He looked at it carefully for a moment and took a deep breath.
"It's not a big problem. The wound has healed and there are only three white lines left."
Erya opened her blue eyes and asked lovingly: "Gouzi, when are you going to have a baby with me?!"
"snort!"
Da Ya snorted coldly and looked away, out of sight and out of mind.
…
The giant beast mount looked clumsy, but in fact it was extremely fast and unscrupulous. It only took a dazed move to rush into a big city.
Wang Ergou was very curious about what the capital city looked like. He tried his best to open his eyes, but couldn't see anything clearly.
It just feels like a dream, with light everywhere.
After a while, a magnificent palace appeared in front of them.
The palace is built on the mountain. There is a statue standing on the top of the mountain. Its head is hidden in the clouds and its appearance cannot be seen clearly.
For some reason, the closer they got to the statue, the more restless Ergou became, with emotions ready to burst out.
But after actually entering the palace, that emotion quickly disappeared, replaced by a dizzying novelty.
What greets everyone at the door is beautiful clothes one after another.
Food and fruits with various aromas are running around.
A group of finger-sized elves chased after them and cleaned up.
The messy animals sang a messy song.
The wine fountain gushed all the way to the ceiling, flowing freely above everyone's heads without dripping.
There is no throne in the palace. There is a huge mirror standing in the center.
Facing the mirror, Wang Ergou and others did not see themselves, but saw a girl walking slowly.
Wearing a crown on his head, he is covered with colorful clouds, his black hair is like a waterfall, and his eyes are as bright as stars.
Wang Ergou was a little distracted.
God Crab, your believer suddenly wants to have a baby...
"Welcome to Your Highness the Princess!"
Wang Jianhao knelt on the ground and shouted enthusiastically.
"Get up!"
Her Royal Highness stopped in front of the mirror and curiously looked at the four people being escorted through the mirror.
"Are they criminals?"
"Well, the other three are, that boy is a gift prepared for you by the villain!"
Her Royal Highness the Princess looked very interested.
"What will he do?"
"He can easily grow gold!"
The princess laughed dumbly: "I am as rich as the country, and I have no shortage of gold... Well, just stay and relieve my boredom!"
"no!"
Da Ya and Er Ya raised objections at the same time: "Give us back the two dogs!"
The princess glanced at them and suddenly said: "I don't like them. Go and give them to poor people in the city as wives. Don't let them appear in front of me again."
Hearing this arrangement, Da Yaer Ya's face turned pale, and a surge of strength surged from nowhere. She suddenly broke free of her shackles and rushed out of the palace crazily.
The soldiers were beaten to a pulp and watched as the two little girls fought their way out of the encirclement.
"Wait for me, dog, and I will definitely rescue you!"
A burst of blood-sobbing oaths came from the distance, and Wang Ergou was stunned.
You two, you are so powerful, why don't you just take me away now? !
Did he know that he was no match for the princess, so he acted strategically?
Time flies by, in the blink of an eye, half a year later.
Wang Ergou had no idea what strange things had happened. All in all, he had become the consort inexplicably and was about to marry the princess.
"Gouzi Gouzi, look at it, is this wedding dress beautiful?"
Wang Ergou raised his eyes and said lazily: "It looks good..."
At this time, Wang Ergou was completely different from when he came.
His weight swelled to 300 pounds, he was dressed in gold and silver, lying on a gorgeous bed, with clothes on his hands and food on his hands, his mouth opened, he was so bloated.
The princess suddenly looked shy: "After the wedding is held, we can pass on your bloodline..."
Wang Ergou raised his head and glanced down - sadly, he only saw a big belly.
"Hey! I'll have to work hard for you then. I'm powerless..."
"It's okay, I can do it!"
The princess nodded excitedly, looking very much looking forward to it.
When the atmosphere was warm, a dumpling suddenly rolled in at the door, and the dumpling wrapper opened and closed: "Something bad has happened, Your Highness! All the nearby empires have declared war on us!"
Her Royal Highness the Princess stood up and said, "Why?!"
"The legend of the Prince Consort has spread all over the world. They are here to snatch the Prince Consort! And the anchor rebels and model rebels led by Da Ya and Er Ya are rapidly approaching the royal city!"
Her Royal Highness the Princess was unexpectedly calm and murderous.
"Order General Gong to lead the army to suppress the rebellion! As for those intruders Xiaoxiao... they arrived just in time for me to catch them all!"
"Hey, why are you doing this?"
Wang Ergou struggled to turn over and sit up, sighing sadly.
"A beauty like me will only bring you trouble continuously and make you never have peace. Why don't you just hand me over to the rebels and let me die in their hands!"
"Never peace?!"
Her Royal Highness the Princess glanced at Wang Ergou suspiciously and frowned tightly.
After smacking his lips for a while, he suddenly asked: "Do you think the palace is too deserted and you like the crowds to be lively?"
"ah?!"
Wang Ergou was stunned and laughed: "I'm fine with everything, I'm fine with everything..."
"not good!"
Her Royal Highness the Princess threw away her wedding dress, and a battle armor appeared on her body, carrying a big shiny hammer, and spoke domineeringly.
"You can only belong to me. Let's forget about the past. No one is allowed to touch you in the future! If you dare to touch, your legs will be broken!"
Ergou shrank his neck and argued in a low voice: "I grew half of the national treasury..."
"I'll keep track of how much you plant! This princess only wants your people, not your coins!"
Okay, we can’t talk anymore.
Wang Ergou lazily lay down again, raised the empty wine glass, and a wisp of wine immediately fell from the ceiling, filling the wine glass.
After drinking two glasses of wine until I was tipsy, there was a rumble of fighting outside.
Wang Ergou sighed sadly.
Why!
Why am I so useless?
Shouldn't it?
I am obviously a descendant of brave men, with the blood of the sun...
Why do you always feel so suppressed?
"Because in reality, you are too aggressive and aggressive, so in the dream, you are more willing to be lazy and watch everything happen."
who? !
The dog was startled and bounced up like a ball.
"Come to the back mountain."
Who are you? !
The voice disappeared, but a strong call rose from Ergou's heart.
Okay, let's go and take a look?
Walking tremblingly step by step to the back mountain, climbing hundreds of steps, a towering statue appeared in front of me.
Looking up, he couldn't see the waist of the statue at all, but for some reason, Wang Ergou felt that the statue was looking down at him.
There is a door at the foot of the statue. Gritting his teeth, the dog stepped into the statue.
boom!
In an instant, Wang Ergou's soul was pulled away, rocketed upwards, and reached the head of the statue in the blink of an eye, overlooking the bizarre continent from a very wonderful perspective.
In the south, the Detachment of Women led by Daya Erya is fighting with the navy of the Ocean Department.
In the east, there are four big flags, Ling, Mi, Gang, and Du. The four great generals are constantly attacking. Wherever they pass, some people will surrender and others will rebel, and they will be beaten into a mess.
In the west, black mist fills the air, and there are waves of negative signals, which are constantly invading the hinterland of the empire.
In the middle, there were countless forces, big and small, surrounding the flower fields, beating the ground to pieces.
Look carefully, are those flower fields planted casually by Wang Ergou? !
In the north, the two armies faced each other.
Her Royal Highness the Princess was carrying an exaggerated golden war hammer, but the general opposite was a young general with teeth and claws. His long fiery red hair floated in the air, like a burning flame.
"Who is coming?!"
"White horse and silver spear, Lin Pingzhi!"
Wang Ergou only felt it was inexplicably funny, but he also felt vaguely that there seemed to be something missing.
What's missing? !
As if feeling something, the two dogs suddenly raised their heads and looked at the sky.
The galaxy is brilliant, with a few shadows floating in the starlight.
Just as he was about to distinguish it carefully, a loud roar suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Since you don't want to participate, then just don't dream about the next dream!"
"Let's go!"
A roar brought Wang Yan back to reality.
Whoops!
Suddenly turning over and sitting up, Mr. Wang panted rapidly. After being stunned for a long time, he suddenly burst into uncontrollable laughter.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Broken Dream is so funny!
On the [Note 1] of the card, it is clearly written——
[There will definitely be someone of the opposite sex pulled into your dream that day, and your two consciousnesses will jointly interfere and correct the dream]
But in reality? !
A total of at least 7 people of the opposite sex were attracted in the broken dream!
Wang Yan couldn't even tell who was pulled in to share the dream and who was just a projection of consciousness.
What a mess!
So strictly speaking, this is not my dream at all, but their common dream? !
No wonder, brother was in a daze inside, making the whole scene a joke...
But they don’t know what the true face of this dream is from their perspective?
Wang Yan was extremely curious. A thousand and one questions were echoing in his head, and he wished he could immediately pick up someone to ask about.
Erya is Nawu and has not run away, but is she in the dream? !
Her Highness the Princess looks a lot like He Miaomiao, but not quite right... She fainted!
Lin Weiwei...hahahaha!
Wang Yan smiled so hard that he immediately picked up his phone and sent her a WeChat message.
"White! Horse! Silver! Spear! Lin! Ping! Of!"
"Sa! Lang! Hey! Yo! You! The most! Handsome!"
After teasing, Wang Yan threw away his phone and fell into endless confusion again.
Broken Dreams was born through the joint efforts of everyone, so it must reveal something.
But what exactly is it revealing?
How to understand it? !
The superficial representation is the struggle for money and interests. Although the dog has no sense of existence, it is the core of the entire dream.
This has something to do with Mr. Wang's inflated narcissism.
But the deep content is completely a reflection of everyone's subconscious mind, which can actually make the dream generally balanced and logical.
This is amazing.
Amazing...
Puzzled, Mr. Wang suddenly remembered his 300-pound "special shape" and burst into laughter.
"Forget it, I don't want to think too much, let's see what rewards the enhancement will give!"
Turning your attention to the system panel, there were several lines of large golden characters floating on it.
[You have been so incompetent throughout the whole scene, seemingly incompetent, but in fact it means that no one can figure you out]
[In this rare shared dream, only your image is cast by everyone]
[You became a clay puppet, and the whole scene was strongly suppressed, and even cleared early, because your image has an extremely violent conflict in everyone's subconscious]
[Therefore, you get a special enhancement]
[Temperament Fragment—The Piaomiao of the Wind]
Originally, I wanted to write a plot to satirize the contemporary financial chaos. It happened to have nothing to do with currency, cash, and financial policy. Wang Yan didn't read so many books in vain. But thinking about Xiao Heiwu, let’s forget it... The content of the dream has not been finished, leaving it to the girls to play with. Whether it looks good or not, that’s it, it’s over!