Chapter 1 Everything Starts with Complaining

Cao Shen died, and he lived again, reborn in a scumbag senior named Cao Shen.

Don't ask why, he's not free now!

From the moment you open your eyes, the system is counting down your life every minute and every second.

Now, he can live for thirty minutes!

As for Cao Shen's background, he came from the Qidian Orphanage. This vulgar setting is not worth mentioning at all.

Following him is a complaining system, which relies on complaining to stay alive.

As for how he knows whether this life countdown is real or fake, don’t ask, he’s just wasted ten minutes trying it!

However, this dead system doesn’t even have an instruction manual.

The object of the complaint, intensity, depth, influence, inner hurt index, the effect to be achieved...

There is no prompt from the system at all.

Cao Shen had already tried it, complaining that the original owner was good for nothing but being handsome, and the system didn't respond.

The place he came to complain about is probably equivalent to 2010. There are not even a few more apps on the phone, and the system is still pretending to be dead.

Complaining about the "e-commerce major" that the original master studied, it means that he has not learned it, and it still has no effect.

Cao Shen was sitting alone in the dormitory at this time, because the original owner skipped class as usual.

There was no living subject to test, so he made a prompt decision and opened the door to attract hatred.

All the cultivations are not worth mentioning in the life countdown of less than thirty minutes!

Aunty, the dormitory manager: “Hey, I’m skipping class again today!”

"None of your business!" The system did not respond.

"I skipped classes based on my ability, and you are the only one qualified to skip classes!"

【Ding! The host's lifespan is extended by 2 minutes! 】

The system finally cheated!

It's only given two minutes, but it's an important clue!

Take a minute to think about it...

What I just said was a reply!

So, do you have to retaliate and complain in order to get the best out of the system?

Cao Shen immediately felt that the dormitory aunt had arrived like a goddess, hurry up! Say something and let me continue to argue!

However, the goddess never gave the thread a chance. She rolled her eyes, turned around, and went back to the house...

This involves Cao Shen's restricted area. He can't enter this house, otherwise the nature of it will not be to attract hatred but to be a hooligan.

Therefore, he decisively left the dormitory and looked for someone!

He needs to be quarreled, and then quarrel with each other, and then get the true meaning of life from the mutual quarrels!

However, everyone is in class at this time, or playing games in the dormitory and skipping classes, and there is no one on the road!

ah! There is a newsstand, so go there decisively.

“It’s really what it was like in 2010, and there are so many magazines hanging there.

Take a look at this fashion magazine cover. It seems that because of the lack of color, printing is not cost-effective.

And this literature of pain, which is full of middle-class temperament, is so popular. Looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, melancholy flows back into the river, and the era of drunkenness and wealth..."

【Ding! Host life span is extended by 3 minutes]

【Ding! The host's bank account balance increased by 50 cents! 】

ah? It seems that the rules are different from what I just thought, and why is there an additional monetary reward?

Wait, let me think about it for another two minutes.

Oh, I think I understand.

Just quarreling with the dormitory manager was an output of quarreling with her. Is the product of this magazine also equivalent to another kind of output?

But, why did you add 50 cents to Mao?

Next to it was the canteen. Cao Shen walked over quickly. He needed to test a different type.

There were not many people in the cafeteria, but lunch dishes had already begun.

Cao Shen was standing at a window, and a cook was pouring the prepared sweet and sour pork loin into a stainless steel square basin.

“Master, let’s order the gnocchi stewed in tomato sauce!”

"What?"

Cao Shen pointed at the sweet and sour pork tenderloin: "You can't bear to let go of the vinegar. You've finished all the vinegar? Where is the tenderloin? The person who bought the meat absconded with the money?"

【Ding! The host's life is extended by 5 minutes]

【Ding! The bank account balance increases by 1 yuan]

Sure enough, I understand!

To complain, you must complain about the other party's output, no matter what form of output it is, and the effect is better in person!

In addition, if the output is a product, you can add money!

"If you don't want to eat, get out!"

The chef expressed his attitude after receiving the crucifixion.

Cao Shen had already left. He was busy now. Another chef came out to serve the dishes. He rushed over and started grooving!

There are a total of twenty-four windows in the third canteen, and Cao Shen spares no effort to keep an eye on every chef who comes out.

Finally, after offending everyone he could,

He gained 2 hours of life extension.

And 24 yuan.

In exchange, no one brought him food.

But, that's not important!

Just as Cao Shen was walking towards the next cafeteria, he was grabbed by a boy with shiny hair. He hadn't washed his hair for at least three days. The reflective effect made him the brightest kid in the cafeteria!

"Cao Shen, have you downloaded the calendar APP I made? Please give me your opinion."

Cao Shen looked through the memory of the original owner and found that Li Hai, his roommate in the same dormitory, was recently addicted to making apps, thinking that he could start a business and become the second Zuckerberg.

Although there is no Zuckerberg in this world.

But that's not important!

etc!

It seems a little important!

But there was no time to dwell on it now.

Cao Shen was pressed for time and had heavy tasks, so he instinctively wanted to refuse, but Li Hai held him firmly.

Turn on the phone and poke Cao Shen directly in the face:

"Look, I've changed another version."

Cao Shen frowned:

"You just used the open source source code to change the skin of your calendar. What's new? Can you get breasts by wearing women's clothes?"

[Ding! Life extended by one hour]

[Ding! Balance increased by 6 yuan]

…Why is this effect so strong! But why is the increased monetary reward not proportional to the time?

Forget it, it doesn’t matter whether it’s money or not, it’s just a drizzle.

In the face of life that is racing against time, this little money is simply ignored.

“Don’t you think my skin is cute and beautiful? And, look at this font, there are three choices.” Li Hai is very confident in himself.

Since this effect is better, Cao Shen rolled up his sleeves, and I was about to vomit:

"This is a calendar. No matter how good your UI is, users will just click it, look at it for a second, and then close it.

What's the point of such a short and weak experience?

How long did you make this APP?"

"Three days?"

"Well, it took you three days at your level, and it would probably take a few hours for someone with a higher level.

This thing has no product or technical threshold at all.

Even if you get struck by lightning and explode, it becomes popular.

It's effortless to copy it, and people can do more than your skin, and you can just pull out a library of fonts.

What competitiveness do you have?"

"I..."

"You think too much, it's just a calendar.

Click it for one second, close it for one second.

Competitive products have no threshold.

Users have neither online usage time nor loyalty.

Just like this, you still want to make a fortune? No way.

Can't you think about why users choose you, why they use you repeatedly, and why they keep using you?"

Li Hai was speechless.

But the system ding ding ding exploded!

After counting, I got a total of 8 hours of life plus 80 yuan!

Cao Shen breathed a sigh of relief, finally he would not die immediately!

But why are dishes also products, APPs are also products, and the value of complaining about APPs is higher?

What kind of rule is this?

Li Hai suddenly grabbed Cao Shen's hand, shaking with excitement:

"You are so right!" He stuffed the packed lunch box into Cao Shen's hand:

"I'm going to add an alarm clock! Add a schedule!" After saying that, he turned and left.

"Hey! I can still vomit again!" Cao Shen shouted.

However, Li Hai rushed as fast as if he was plugged in.

Forget it, save it for next time.

Li Hai is in a dormitory, convenient, this is a human-shaped blood bag, hold it with you in case of emergency in the future.

[Ding! ]

The system rang again.

[Host gets another two hours of life extension]

[Bank account balance plus 20 yuan]

Hmm? This person is gone, does the effect of complaining also have the characteristic of continuous blood loss after being hurt?

Cao Shen finally had time to check his bank account at the ATM. There was a total of 631.5 yuan, and there was 500 yuan left for his living expenses for the rest of the month.

But Cao Shen was not satisfied with less than 16 hours of life. Since the value of complaining about APPs was relatively high, then...

Cao Shen decisively returned to the dormitory, turned on the computer, and started a new round of testing.

Open the web version of the APP application store. Very good. The two largest stores in the world now have about 300,000 applications combined. If you remove duplicates, there are still more than 100,000 applications.

Cao Shen clicked on them one by one and started complaining like a lunatic.

But he soon found that although there were gains, the cost-effectiveness was very low. This kind of "remote" complaining that was not aimed at developers could only increase life by 10 minutes each time.

And it seems that there are more than 100,000 APPs, but the total types are only tools, games, social networking, pictures, navigation... and more than a dozen categories.

The same type of APP, the same complaining does not give extra time.

So he had to change his tricks and complain from different angles, which made him dry-mouthed and dizzy.

After class, several roommates who went back to the dormitory to eat looked at Cao Shen with shocked eyes. How could he suddenly go crazy!

I couldn't stand this devilish sound, so I took my lunch box to another dormitory to discuss the state of Cao Shen, a poor student, who was going crazy because of the pressure of not finding a job.

Because Cao Shen's mouth was really numb, he felt that he had never spoken so many words at such a fast speed in his previous life, so he started to use the method of typing comments instead.

Oh, typing out words actually has a higher experience value than speaking with your mouth!

Although typing takes time, it is still cost-effective.

So Cao Shen started to type out words and complain under the comment area of ​​each APP.

But after writing a few, he found that the APP needed to be downloaded before he could comment. The APP that could be commented on before was the one he had downloaded.

Damn, it's a waste of time again.

So he started downloading, commenting, downloading N apps at the same time, and commenting one by one.

When he commented on the 111th one, his comment account was blocked!

The reason was that he was suspected of malicious comments!

Fuck you!

File a complaint!

It takes 48 hours...

I decided to change an app store!

After my account was blocked for the fourth time, the lights in the dormitory were turned off...

But, I still have my phone!

I took my phone to the corridor and felt my legs were a little light. I haven't eaten or drunk since I woke up.

I checked the system record and found that I have 94 hours and 16 minutes of life, less than four days.

The lunch box left by Li Hai has gone bad, so I can only splurge and buy some instant noodles.

Buy the bucket! No need to wash dishes.

Time is life, even eating is a luxury.

Rush out of the dormitory, go to the nearest canteen, grab a bucket without even looking at the taste, throw the money and leave.

"Cao Shen!"

Someone called him from behind, turn around.

A girl, quickly look through the memory.

The original owner's goddess, the cool classmate, the flower of the school, Wang Tingting!