The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 886: If You Don't Take Advantage of an Opportunity, You Are a Bastard
Guan Shunai narrowed his eyes and thought secretly in his heart.
Could it be that this guy knows my details? Glancing at Zhao Ritian, Zhao Ritian shook his head and said that he did not disclose the main information.
Guan Shunai walked up to Lu Chengwen with a smile: "Lu Lang, why are you so cold to others all of a sudden?"
Lu Chengwen took a half step back politely:
"Senior, please respect yourself! Since I set foot in the world, I have always been self-disciplined and diligent in self-discipline. Do not see or hear anything inappropriate. Now I have a noble personality, elegant taste, high-end style, upright character, correct behavior, healthy thoughts, and humanity. He is pure and kind, civilized and polite, and speaks politely... He is respectful and courteous to his elders, sincere in his love for his peers, caring for his juniors, respectful to men, and respectful and humble to women. What a good young man!"
Guan Shunai turned around suddenly: "Zhao Ritian! Are you and Lu Lang talking nonsense?"
Zhao Ritian was shocked: "I didn't! I swear I really didn't!"
Guan Shunai said angrily: "Then he was just a dirty guy, how come he suddenly has a noble personality, elegant taste, high style... and turned into a guy who lies without drafting?"
Zhao Ritian was also furious and walked up to Lu Chengwen: "Lu Chengwen! Don't be so shameless! My second master seduces you, so just take the bait!"
Lu Chengwenxin said: Do you two regard me as a human being?
Plot loudly! ?
How about you shout a little louder?
I'm a pig, so what if I don't understand what you are saying?
Lu Chengwen put one hand in front of him: "Your Majesty, you should let me go to the West to obtain the scriptures."
Guan Shunai's nose was almost crooked with anger.
Forget it that his apprentice was stupid, Lu Chengwen also started talking nonsense.
Guan Shunai thought for a while, walked up to Lu Chengwen, and said sweetly: "Lu Lang——!"
Lu Chengwen was so shocked by her cry that his legs went weak and he almost couldn't hold on.
He quickly wanted to separate from her, but Guan Shunai held his arm tightly, rubbing her big breasts against his arm, and said in a charming and sultry voice:
"You are so annoying! Don't listen to my apprentice's nonsense. He is ignorant and doesn't understand anything."
"No!" Lu Chengwen said: "Senior, you misunderstood, not because of what he said, but because I suddenly really wanted to be a good person. Really, being a good person is very satisfying, you believe me."
Guan Shunai smiled: "Little slippery man, I don't know you yet? Are you worried that I have practiced some strange kung fu that will harm you?"
Lu Chengwen said in his heart: Otherwise! ? Do you really think I am two hundred and fifty?
"No, no, no, it's not..."
Guan Shunai came close to Lu Chengwen's ear: "I am also a master after all. If I tell my apprentice that I am a whore, how can I have the dignity of a teacher? It's all a lie to him, so you should believe it!"
As he spoke, he pinched Lu Chengwen's arm: "Damn it, you've failed to live up to this family's friendship."
Lu Chengwen looked at Guan Shunai: "You... lied to him?"
"Of course! This little fool, he will believe whatever you say." Guan Shunai leaned into Lu Chengwen's ear: "Actually, the Nu family knows a set of exercises, which will not be harmful to Lu Lang, but...will make Lu Lang Together, Lang and Nujia... have reached the highest state of perfection!"
"The highest...realm..."
Lu Chengwen swallowed hard.
Guan Shunai said: "How could I lie to Lu Lang? The slave family liked Lu Lang at the first sight."
"Your hesitant eyes, sighing beard, miraculous stick skills, and that heroic figure falling from the sky have all betrayed you deeply..."
Lu Chengwen smiled, hugged Guan Shunai, and turned his back to Zhao Ritian:
"Lu Lang, I have high demands. I want to see your... sincerity first."
"You hate it, how do you judge sincerity?"
"Of course...hehehe, I wanted to...hehehe, just have to...hehehe..."
Guan Shunai saw Lu Chengwen staring at his chest with a sly look, and thought viciously:
Damn you thief! I knew you liked big breasts!
It seems that I can't win over you without giving you some sweetness. Anyway, you will be a dead person afterwards!
Just give you a little sweetness.
"You have to be gentle to others!"
Lu Chengwen played with the ball with his back to Zhao Ritian, and he didn't stop until Guan Shunai could hardly stand and drooled.
Guan Shunai was shocked.
This little pervert had no idea that he was so good at flirting, and I almost lost control. There must be a lot of picking flowers and willows on weekdays, and it would not be unfair to die in my hands!
But this beautiful body of energy is truly a once-in-a-lifetime experience!
If you eat tofu, it will be regarded as paying interest.
"Then, they are waiting for you in the room?"
Lu Chengwen nodded and tapped the tip of the beauty's nose with one finger: "Mr. Lu will be a little crazy and rude for a while, so you have to be mentally prepared!"
Guan Shunai blushed: "The slave family is so scared."
Lu Chengwen thought for a while: "Then I'll be gentle."
"No!" Guan Shunai said: "Although the slave family is afraid, they... really want to know... how rude Lu Lang is. They want Lu Lang to be happy."
"Be good." Lu Chengwen pinched her butt: "Go back to the room and wait for me. I'll deal with your apprentice first."
"Then hurry up."
"I know! That's a long way to go."
Snapped! The moment Guan Shunai turned around, he was patted again.
Guan Shunai has never been humiliated like this in her life. If other men just wink at her and say a few nice words, they are like puppets on strings, doing whatever they are told.
It must be said that Lu Chengwen was a challenge in her career.
Damn pervert!
This pinch on my butt hurt so much, and this slap almost made me jump out!
Wait till you come in!
If I don't suck all your energy, I'll slap you to death, and I'll take your last name from now on!
Guan Shunai walked away gracefully, with a graceful figure, but she was filled with hatred in her heart.
Lu Chengwen looked at her from behind, with a wicked smile on his face, rubbing his chin.
Zhao Ritian looked at Lu Chengwen and shook his head: "Alas."
"What's wrong with you?"
"No, nothing."
"If you have something to say, just say it, why are you hesitating?"
"I said it's okay."
Lu Chengwen said: "Well, you saw what happened just now. Your master and I are indeed... in love. It's not convenient for you to be here, so why don't you run away and don't come back tonight."
Zhao Ritian sneered: "I will have to collect your body later, why run so far? If you want to go into the house, go in. Go quickly! I won't delay you from committing suicide."
Lu Chengwen was stunned.
Will someone die! ?
Guan Shunai inside said: "Lu Lang, come in quickly!"
Lu Chengwen walked to the door suspiciously, opened the door, and looked at the bed. Lu Chengwen was stunned.
On the simple wooden bed, there was a beauty.
At this time, Guan Shunai had taken off her coat and was wearing a light outfit like gauze.
Two white and smooth legs were exposed, close together, gently wriggling on the bed like a snake.
She bit her lips and looked at Lu Chengwen with extremely charming eyes!
Lu Chengwen swallowed hard.
Guan Shunai posed, squeezed her breasts, and lay on the bed to show her perfect figure.
"Lu Lang, didn't you say you were rude? I'm a little looking forward to it! Come on!"
Lu Chengwen took a deep breath: "Senior, you misunderstood, I'm not the kind of person you imagined."
Lu Chengwen clenched a fist in front of him and looked at the bright moon outside.
"When I think of the millions of people living in dire straits, Chengwen can't help but feel sad! The ambition of saving the world, upholding justice, and clearing the rivers and lakes has not yet been achieved, Chengwen dare not think about the love affair!"
"Senior, let us become each other's memories, okay?"
Guan Shunai almost spit out a mouthful of blood!