The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!

Chapter 885 Gentleman Lu Chengwen

At this time, Guan Shunai came out again: "What are you talking about?"

Lu Chengwen hurried over and said, "Oh, it's nothing, just chat. I've known you for so long, and I still don't know how to call you?"

Guan Shunai covered his mouth and smiled: "My name is Guan Shunai."

Lu Chengwen clapped his hands quickly: "Wow! What a great name! It sounds really nice, a graceful lady, and the fragrance of milk overflows."

"Oh, you're annoying!" Guan Shunai hit Lu Chengwen on the shoulder and winked: "You tease her the first time you meet her! She is comfortable and comfortable, but there is no Nai on the girl side."

Lu Chengwen grabbed Guan Shunai's wrist. Guan Shunai was startled, and then a blush flew over his face. He struggled symbolically with almost no strength: "I hate it, you...let me go..."

Lu Chengwen came closer to Guan Shunai: "I just said it wrong, that is Yun Shu Xia Juan, Nai Yu Nai Jin."

Guan Shunai looked at Lu Chengwen in surprise: "Wow, you are so talented! So chic!"

Lu Chengwen was very proud.

A beautiful woman has such a charming personality. If she misses it, wouldn't it be a waste of natural resources and consider herself a beast?

Lu Chengwen became more courageous and pulled Guan Shunai into his arms:

"Shunai, your name is nice, your voice is sweet, and your milk is white and tender, no, hahaha, I mean, your body is also good-looking! Hahaha..."

Guan Shunai was extremely shy: "You're so annoying. It's our first time meeting you, but you always make fun of me! I... I'm... I hate you so much!"

Guan Shunai was pretending to be out of his arms, how could Lu Chengwen allow the breasts he got... to fly away?

With a pull, Guan Shunai returned to his arms: "Shunai, although I have just met you for a day and injured your apprentice, I feel that this is fate! It is the fate arranged by God that allows me to hold you in my arms. Stick comes to meet you!"

Guan Shunai blushed: "Glib talk. People ignore you."

Lu Chengwen stared at Guan Shunai's exposed white chest: "Although we have only known each other for a day, I really feel as if I have known you for a long time. This fair skin and softness... really make me feel that you and I are destined. God Arranged."

Guan Shunai smiled and said, "You have deceived so many girls with your clever mouth."

Lu Chengwen said: "I admit that I have lied to many girls. But when I met you...I..."

Guan Shunai put her finger on Lu Chengwen's lips: "Don't say it, I...my apprentice is here."

Lu Chengwen looked back and saw that Zhao Ritian was still eating, watching them while eating.

Lu Chengwen was embarrassed: "Give me some time and I'll take care of him."

Guan Shunai smiled, shyly, and said in a soft voice: "Then...I'll wait for you."

After saying that, he turned around and walked away. After walking a few steps, he looked back.

Those eyes, full of affection, seemed to have said endless words...

Lu Chengwen was excited.

Guan Shunai entered the house.

Zhao Ritian looked at Lu Chengwen and sneered.

"Lu Chengwen, do you think I don't know what evil intentions you are hiding in your belly? Are you attracted by the beauty of my second master?"

Lu Chengwen was stunned and thought, "Oh no, this guy has a brain!"

Lu Chengwen was a little embarrassed when this honest man had a brain. After all, he was Zhao Ritian's master. His bad intentions... God knows how this boy would understand.

Don't fall out with yourself when the time comes!

"Brother, you saw what happened just now. It's not that I have bad intentions, you are my master who wants to pick my flowers. It's not easy for your master to feed you with shit and pee. She only has such a hobby, so you can't The beauty of adulthood?”

"Don't worry! I, Lu Chengwen, have no other skills. I am definitely the leader in making girls happy! I have considerate service, perfect after-sales service, no bullying, and high quality! And I can provide repeated services. I am absolutely dedicated and go all out. My The slogan is, higher! faster!”

Zhao Ritian sneered: "Lu Chengwen, don't blame me for not warning you. My second master is a rare beauty in the world."

Lu Chengwen was stunned: "I know. Otherwise, why would I... give you a house?"

Zhao Ritian said: "In this way, if you can get my second master, how about I give you a house? Hahaha..."

With Zhao Ritian's attitude, Lu Chengwen felt... there was something going on here.

Zhao Ritian was so confident that Lu Chengwen felt unconfident.

"Uh...your second master...does she...have something...does she have any special skills for picking flowers?"

Zhao Ritian laughed: "I can't tell you this! Hehe!"

Lu Chengwen thought for a while: "Pull him down, I don't think you know what's going on."

Zhao Ritian said: "You can't lie to me, I won't tell you!"

"You really don't want to tell?"

"certainly!"

"really?"

"really!"

"really?"

"Sure enough!"

Lu Chengwen said: "I understand, your second master has too many men, so you have low self-esteem, hahaha!"

Zhao Ritian stood up with a roar: "I'm warning you, don't talk nonsense. My second master is as guarded as jade. She is pure and pure, like a fairy on earth, untainted by the world!"

Lu Chengwen rolled his eyes.

Yes, yes, you are right.

Your little master is not yet stained with the mortal world, he just wants to break Zhang Shen'er's record.

Oops, thinking of this, I really miss Cen Xian'er. When she and Zhang Shen'er were together, the world was shattering and the gods were howling!

Zhao Ritian looked at Lu Chengwen with contempt: "I tell you! Don't let your imagination run wild. My second master is a good person!"

"Forget it. Can a good person pick flowers everywhere? And she is pure and innocent, not tainted by the mundane world. I don't believe you!"

Zhao Ritian was about to say something, but suddenly became cautious and approached Lu Chengwen:

"My second master picks flowers, but she never loses her virginity."

"What is that called picking flowers?"

Zhao Ritian grinned: "My second master specializes in picking flowers from lustful people in the world, hooking them up, and as long as they have lustful thoughts, they will relax their vigilance, and then..."

"How?"

"Hey! I won't tell you!"

He said he wouldn't tell, and basically said it all.

It was a close call!

Lu Chengwen was sweating coldly!

I said that this level was very calm at the beginning, but after Zhao Ritian was cured, he suddenly made a 180-degree turn, winking at me and scratching my palm!

There is indeed a problem!

It seems that this woman is dangerous, I have to be extra careful.

At this time, the door of the wooden house was pushed open, Guan Shunai leaned against the door frame, her graceful figure was looming; her charming smile was like a peach blossom; her eyes were affectionate; her voice was like a little claw scratching the heart... Meow!

"Cheng Wen!"

The sound of Cheng Wen was so sweet and sticky that it almost made Lu Chengwen's bones soft.

"Oh."

Guan Shunai lifted her hair and gently touched her chest: "My shoulder hurts so much, can you come in and rub it for me?"

Lu Chengwen stood up and bowed respectfully.

He said seriously: "Senior! Although Cheng Wen has just entered the world, he also knows the words of loyalty and righteousness. Under the guidance of his master, he has developed in all aspects of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics and labor!"

"The respect of the junior to the senior is evident to all. You and I are not men and women, so please forgive me for not crossing the line in rubbing shoulders!"

Guan Shunai was stunned.

That's not right!

Is this still the same pervert just now! ?

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