The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 882 There Are No Good People Anymore
Yao Weng said: "Your master was the first to calculate the heavenly tribulation, but he couldn't calculate the time. Your master later also calculated the heavenly tribulation. I still remember his panic and seriousness back then. He found five of us, and we were six Individuals work together to activate the Tianyan Formation..."
"When the calamity was calculated, we were all silent for a long time."
The medicine man looked at Lu Chengwen: "Your master recovered the fastest at that time. He proposed that the six of us should work together to fight against the natural disaster! We would use our lives as a bet to bear the disaster for the world! The six of us made a solemn oath together... At that point, we were really prepared and no one thought about surviving."
The medicine man smiled sadly: "How ridiculous! We didn't even have a chance to die. We never thought that surviving... would be so painful and humiliating."
Lu Chengwen said: "It's not that bad, it's a good thing if you calculate it wrong! Isn't it better if there is no natural disaster? You fish, you fish, you play chess, you collect herbs, you marry a wife, you marry a wife... how wonderful it is. !”
The medicine man shook his head: "We are worried that after we die, if the catastrophe really comes, the world will not be prepared at all, and then all life will be devastated and all living things will face disaster..."
Lu Chengwen nodded.
"Senior, just... is there such a possibility: the natural disaster is not that terrible, it is just a... big hail, or a volcanic eruption or something! The planet has the ability to heal itself. As time goes by, it will be fine. !”
"Also! Or maybe the natural catastrophe is simply impossible to fight against. As small humans, we can only accept our fate. After the natural catastrophe, can humans stand up again from the ruins and continue to farm and live?"
Lu Chengwen looked at the medicine man and said with a smile: "You know, people can't compete with the sky. God, it's the biggest! Who can stop it from doing anything? In its eyes, we humans are just ants and can't be controlled at all. of."
The medicine man did not show dissatisfaction with Lu Chengwen's remarks, but smiled.
He looked at Lu Chengwen with a smile: "In the beginning, the twelve original gods worked together to fight against the catastrophe, so their reputation has been passed down to this day. A great man, born between heaven and earth..."
"Restore the gods!" Lu Chengwen said: "Those twelve people have been dead for many years! Who still remembers their names now? Human beings are very forgetful. Who once said that all great nations are ungrateful!"
The medicine man said: "Who said that?"
"Uh...Churchill."
"Churchill."
"It's not important." Lu Chengwen said: "Now even the Five Old Men, no one in the world remembers you. Many people think you are fictional characters. No one even remembers you. Who will remember those twelve original gods... "
"You have been to the secret realm, and you know that the Twelve Original Gods are real."
"So what? They're just a bunch of stone men with all their brains showing off, hiding in a weird space and bickering! No! I've never been to the secret realm."
The medicine man smiled: "I kind of know why your master thinks that you can resist the catastrophe."
Lu Chengwen said: "He is insane. You are all normal people. You won't really listen to his nonsense, right?"
"Back then, your master was the most powerful being in the world, in terms of martial arts, intelligence, and moral character."
"That wasn't back then! Aren't you still a bad old man now, going crazy all day long! As for you, you have been tortured by the catastrophe for half your life. It's time to enjoy happiness. Children and grandchildren will have their own children and grandchildren. When the time comes, your eyes will be closed, your legs will Whatever happens, it has nothing to do with you. You don’t owe this world anything.”
The medicine man smiled and said, "You look very much like a person."
"who?"
The medicine man smiled and said nothing.
Lu Chengwen walked over and got close to the medicine man:
"Hey! I think you have a fairy-like style, and your appearance is pretty straight-forward. You are not as tasteless as Pheasant and Haonan. Let me tell you the truth."
"Um."
"As for me, I'm very rich."
"Um."
"Of course, I know you don't care about money."
"yes."
"Everyone make friends."
Lu Chengwen said: "From now on, when it comes to matters in the world, you have to protect me and don't let the Jiang family, Bai family and other gangsters harass me. I will give you a seaside villa and find you some wives. Who is that?" You know how to live well. Eight wives are enough to make up two tables of mahjong!”
"I think you look like you are getting older and stronger. It would be great to have a few more wives and go out on your yacht to fish, enjoy the sun, and hold parties when you have nothing to do!"
"As for that catastrophe, forget it. How did you sing that song?"
"Forget him! Yeah! Baby! Forget him! Yeah! Baby!"
The medicine man nodded: "You are the type who doesn't want to take responsibility for others at all, are you?"
"Hehehe..."
Lu Chengwen laughed so hard that his shoulders trembled: "I just want to make money! The most important thing in this world is money! Why is the Huo family so powerful that no one dares to touch it? Isn't it just because they have money? Why do I always get hurt? Beat me up? Isn’t it because I don’t have the money of the Huo family?”
"As long as you can make me as rich as the Huo family! I promise, good brothers are loyal and we can live a good life together. Carrying the catastrophe? Haha, carry it!"
The medicine man said: "Ming Disha is coming, I will catch him. Cheng Wen, we will meet again later. The disaster will be left to your generation. Goodbye."
Lu Chengwen was stunned: "It's just...I just said so much...you thought I was farting, right?"
The medicine man laughed loudly: "Cheng Wen, you are a good boy. Grow up as soon as possible. I am full of expectations for you."
"Oh, isn't it...Ming Disha? This idiot is here too? He is my master's junior brother, why don't you give me face?"
The medicine man said: "He is very cunning, and we probably won't be able to catch him."
"Then what else are you catching?"
"When you get old, you always have to find something to do! I'll catch Ming Disha, and you can handle the disaster. When you die, I will remember you."
After saying this, the medicine man burst into laughter, turned around, and jumped down from the edge of the cliff.
"Holy shit!"
Lu Chengwen rushed over and looked down. The medicine man sat on the back of a crane and flew away quickly, leaving behind a long string of hearty laughter.
Lu Chengwen climbed on the edge of the cliff and shouted to him: "Does this mean I have to die in front of you!?"
"Can't you use your remaining energy to carry out the catastrophe for us before you die?"
"Hey! Hey-! Damn!"
"Damn it, the five old men are so ungrateful! Are you trying to trick young people into shouldering the calamity for you? Am I a bitch?"
Lu Chengwen's body trembled and he suddenly woke up.
Eyes of panic.
Hua Xuening was stunned: "Master, what's wrong with you?"
Lu Chengwen turned around: "Where is the medicine man!?"
Zhuge Xiaohua said: "He didn't come over. He said he was going to arrest someone."
Lu Chengwen turned around and everyone ran away.
Lu Chengwen nodded: "They have arrested my uncle, let's go!"
Lu Chengwen ran away quickly.
Hua Xuening said: "Master, they want to arrest Uncle Master, won't we help?"
Lu Chengwen laughed: "Help?! Then Ming Disha is not a good person. They like dog to bite dog. Let them go! It's best to fight to the death of both sides. Stop bothering me to make money in the future, let's go!"
Lu Chengwen didn't even take three steps when Ming Disha fell from the sky and put a hand on Lu Chengwen's shoulder.
Lu Chengwen looked at him and opened his eyes wide: "What do you want!?"
Ming Disha laughed loudly: "Master nephew, I have something good for you! Come with me!"
"Hey, wait a minute... I'm stupid!"