The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 1288 He Is Seriously Ill
At the dinner table, three brothers versus three brothers.
Lu Chengwen held the little monkey and patiently coaxed:
"Are you scared?"
Liu Bo and Caitou lowered their heads: "Yeah."
Lu Chengwen looked at them: "Are you two sick!?"
Mo Zigui said: "Mr. Lu, you misunderstood. It is true that some bad guys kidnapped my sister. My brother met her and snatched her back. After asking, I found out that she was your sister, so I contacted you immediately."
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Your Highness Zigui, I, Lu Chengwen, don't dare to say anything else. I know how to do this dirty trick at the age of six! I lied to my elders when I was six years old, stole money from my family when I was seven years old, and when I was eight years old, I I engaged in fraud in the class. When I was nine years old, I bribed and coerced the whole class to make me the class president. When I was ten years old, I tricked Chen Mengyun into getting a physical examination..."
"I'm not very good at doing serious things. I'm very good at these conspiracies, cunning deceptions...all the bad things that can't be brought to light, and I'm a master of them all."
"If you want to lie to me, you have to do it perfectly. Otherwise, you are insulting my intelligence. Do you understand?"
Mo Zigui was already guilty, but seeing Lu Chengwen so shameless and confident, he felt even more guilty.
"I want to treat you to a meal, but I'm afraid you won't appreciate it."
Lu Chengwen snorted: "I shouldn't have saved you that day, lest you retaliate now. My little monkey is so young, innocent, cute and innocent. Where have I seen such ferocious things like you!? She would kill an ant under her feet! Cry for three days!”
Liu Bo and Caitou stopped at that time and stood up together: "You say that again!?"
Lu Chengwen stared: "What are you doing!? Do you want to take action!? Senior brother, junior brother, prepare to fight!"
Jiang Xiaohou glared at Caitou and Liu Bo fiercely. When they saw Jiang Xiaohou's eyes, they instantly withered and sat back slowly, not daring to look across from them.
Zhao Ritian secretly praised:
Lu Chengwen is indeed heroic! With just one look, these two masters glared at each other!
Long Aotian felt puzzled:
If they are really kidnapping the little monkey, we are all here, they should be the ones who are arrogant and domineering and ready to fall out at any time, right?
Why do they seem so... guilty?
Kidnapping a child... can't you bear it in your conscience?
A big family shouldn’t have that kind of thing!
Long Aotian didn't want to make the situation tense, so he really put it all together. The three opponents were all masters among masters.
Moreover, this was their territory, and I really didn't want to get stuck with the Mo family because of these two idiots, Lu Chengwen and Zhao Ritian.
Long Aotian laughed and raised his glass: "Now the misunderstanding has finally been clarified. We are all friends who have fought together. Since His Highness Zigui is treating us, let's have a drink and celebrate that together we have destroyed most of the Ouyang family's combat power! This battle is famous throughout the Northern Kingdom, hahaha!”
Mo Zigui sighed and raised his wine glass.
Everyone drinks together.
Lu Chengwen put down his wine glass: "Your Highness Zigui, you invited us here not just to thank me for saving you that day, right?"
Mo Zigui thought for a while: "I originally had a lot of things I wanted to tell you, but now... I don't have any more."
Lu Chengwen was stunned.
My heart says you are absolutely sick!
After a lot of trouble, it's fine now.
"Oh? Since His Highness has nothing to do, let's go back first."
"etc!"
Mo Zigui said: "Mr. Lu, how about we play a game?"
"What game?"
Mo Zigui smiled: "Truth or dare."
Lu Chengwen said: "Isn't it too boring?"
"Everyone can ask the other party a question, and the other party must answer it truthfully. Or, ask the other party to do something, and the other party must do it."
Lu Chengwen shook his head: "I'm not playing."
Mo Zigui said with a sullen face: "Is Mr. Lu afraid of our brothers?"
Before Lu Chengwen could say anything, Zhao Ritian became anxious: "Afraid of you!? Liu Bo, do you remember that you beat me up? If we fall out today, you are mine!"
Liu Bo looked at Zhao Ritian: "You are so sick! All three of you are sick!"
Long Aotian said: "Liu Bo?"
Liu Bo was stunned and quickly changed his words: "Mr. Long is a great talent, but both of you are sick!"
Lu Chengwen stared: "What did you say!?"
Liu Bo was startled and his lips trembled: "No, I said Zhao Ritian himself is sick."
Zhao Ritian slapped the table: "What did you say!?"
Liu Bo looked at him: "I said you are sick! Are your ears stuffed with chicken feathers!?"
Mo Zigui said: "Stop arguing!"
Mo Zigui glanced at the little monkey: "Lu Chengwen, if you three brothers consider yourself heroes. Let's make a rule today. I won't use any other combat power here, just our three brothers, against you three brothers! How dare you ”
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Oh, it seems that he is rushing to fall out."
Mo Zigui said: "But you can only join forces with the three brothers, no other combat forces can join!"
Lu Chengwen looked at Mo Zigui: "Are you sick!? There are only three of us, how can we have other combat power?"
Mo Zigui said: "For example, your sister can't interfere!"
"You are really seriously ill! She is still a child!"
"I don't care about her adults or children! In short, we swear that it will be just the six of us and no one will interfere. If your sister takes action, you will be a turtle bastard. From now on, you will leave the North Country and never set foot in the North Country! How dare you? Dare you swear?"
Lu Chengwen looked at the little monkey. The little monkey blinked his eyes with an innocent look on his face.
Mo Zigui said quickly: "I swear first! If I use other combat power, I will cut off one of my hands! Lu Chengwen, it's your turn!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Okay, but you have to promise not to attack my sister!"
Liu Bo and Cai Tou said excitedly:
"Definitely not!"
"We dare not attack!"
"We can't attack!"
"It's useless if we attack!"
Lu Chengwen felt that these three people were very sick today.
[What are their intentions? Why are they so slow before turning against each other? ]
[Is there any trick! ? ]
[But at this moment, if we turn against each other, I am afraid of hurting the little monkey, so I agree to them first. ]
Lu Chengwen thought for a while: "Okay! Let's make a gentleman's agreement. It's just the grudges between the six of us, and we won't get involved with anyone else. And we can't involve anyone else! My sister has nothing to do with this matter. If you deal with her, you will cut off both of your hands! If anyone else on my side joins the battle, I will also cut off one hand and one foot! Heaven and earth can witness it!"
"Okay!"
The three people on the opposite side slapped the table and laughed.
Zhao Ritian approached Long Aotian: "Are the three of them sick?"
Long Aotian was also confused: "They don't look very mentally well."
Mo Zigui said: "In this case, we have to talk about it."
Cai Tou pointed at Lu Chengwen: "Lu Chengwen, let me ask you first, do you know about the secret realm? Do you know the news of the emperor's fire? You have to tell the truth!"
Lu Chengwen shook his head: "I don't know, and I don't have any news."
"Tell the truth!"
"It's the truth."
"Swear."
"Am I here to eat or swear to you? Did you three go out with your brains today?"
"Bold!" Liu Bo flipped the table and pointed at Lu Chengwen: "I will only beat Zhao Ritian in a while, don't get involved!"