The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 1291: Prepare! Trick Lu Chengwen!
What a miserable meal.
Worse than Liu Bo, Diao Weng directly hung him up with a fishhook and beat him.
How could Caitou have imagined that an old man who suddenly appeared in the mountains could have such powerful fists?
With one punch, Caitou became suspicious of life.
This old man is a fisherman and a farmer! ? He is an ancient warrior!
Diao Weng was furious: "Who threw it?"
He turned around and asked Zhao Ritian: "Which of the two threw it away?"
Long Aotian quickly gave Zhao Ritian a wink, meaning: Hurry and kill them! While Diao Lao is here, beat them both to death!
Zhao Ritian nodded, very excited: "They both threw it to the ground together!"
Long Aotian was immediately discouraged and looked at Zhao Ritian: "It's not Zhao Ritian, you..."
Diao Weng grabbed Long Aotian's neck and said, "Okay! You also have a share!?"
Liu Bo quickly said: "Senior, he didn't throw it away."
Diao Weng nodded and punched Caitou: "Then it's still you!"
Liu Bo cried and said, "He didn't throw it away either."
Diao Weng looked back at Zhao Ritian and Liu Bo: "Are you two really accurate!? One said they both threw it away, and the other said they didn't throw it away. Who do I believe!?"
Long Aotian said: "Senior! I swear on my integrity that I never threw it, it was him who threw it!"
Diao Weng grabbed Long Aotian's hair, clicked two electric cannons, and raised the sky with an uppercut.
Zhao Ritian laughed loudly: "Hahahaha! You are slanderous and slanderous, but you still have character. Do you really have character? Your character is not as good as my butt-wiping paper!"
He stepped forward confidently, cupped his fists and raised his hands: "Senior, I promise you with my IQ..."
"Fuck you!" Diao Weng kicked Zhao Ritian away: "You're a liar! He has no personality, you have an IQ!?"
Liu Bo stepped forward and said: "Senior, I guarantee on the honor of my master..."
Just when Diao Weng was about to fight, he thought for a moment: "Okay, let's give the old medicine jar some face."
Diao Weng turned around and gave Caitou a slap in the face: "What do you think about this stone!?"
I really can't bear the food any more.
Why does it hurt so much when this old man hits someone? ?
Caitou's hands were tied with fishing lines and he was hanging on a big tree. He said with difficulty: "Senior, I really didn't throw it away! It was Lu Chengwen! Lu Chengwen threw it!"
"Ah!? Lawrence Lu!?"
Liu Bo quickly said: "Yes, it's Lu Chengwen! He was the one who threw it! Senior, you also know his master."
"Yeah?"
Diao Weng grabbed Caitou by the neck: "Who is your master!?"
Caitou was pinched by the neck, his face turned red from suppressing it, and his brain was almost starved of oxygen: "I...money...I..."
"Can't you tell me? Tell you, I won't give anyone any face!"
Liu Bo knelt down and said, "He is also my master's disciple. Senior, please give my master some face."
Diao Weng looked at Liu Bo and said impatiently: "Why is your master so proud!?"
At this time, Liu Bo saw Lu Chengwen running down the mountain with the little monkey on his back, and quickly pointed out: "Senior, he threw it!"
Lu Chengwen ran fiercely.
He didn't dare to take the straight path up the stairs, so he took the mountain path. As a result, the slope of this section was too great, and his center of gravity moved forward, making him unable to stop.
Mo Zigui was chasing after him, but several people in front blocked his way.
Lu Chengwen shouted as he ran: "Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Old man, get out of the way! I bumped into you!"
Liu Bo smiled proudly and raised an eyebrow at the dish.
Caitou understood: Okay! Trap him!
Lu Chengwen rushed forward and saw Diao Weng, but he couldn't stop and rushed directly towards Diao Weng.
Diao Weng dodged and Lu Chengwen rushed over. He reached out and grabbed Lu Chengwen's collar and snatched it back.
Lu Chengwen stopped the car and took a deep breath: "Thank you!"
Diao Weng said: "They said you threw this stone?"
Lu Chengwen opened his eyes wide: "Did it hit you!?"
Diao Weng said angrily: "Look at my head! How big is it!?"
Lu Chengwen said: "You don't know how to fish here, do you?"
"That's not good!" said the fisherman, "I was about to take the bait. Then a big rock came down and hit me on the back of the head!"
Lu Chengwen was furious and turned around and cursed: "Which bastard is throwing rocks at people!? Shameless! It's a thing that has no father's control! The fish is about to take the bait! Do you have any personality, IQ and quality left? ?”
Diao Weng looked at Lu Chengwen: "Didn't you throw it away?"
Lu Chengwen was stunned: "Do you think it's me?"
Diao Weng narrowed his eyes: "You guys tell so many lies. I can't trust you."
Lu Chengwen put down the little monkey and was about to speak when Mo Zigui jumped down and pointed at Lu Chengwen: "Lu Chengwen! You really have no idea!"
Diao Weng looked at the little monkey and narrowed his eyes.
The little monkey also narrowed his eyes and threatened fiercely.
Little Monkey: If you dare to bully my brother, I will cry to death!
Diao Weng: Damn girl, she’s quite cute. Lu Chengwen, Lu Chengwen, be prepared to give her half your life.
Mo Zigui took a look and saw an old man standing here with a big bump on his head and an angry look on his face.
Then he saw that one of his brothers was hung up and the other was beaten half to death.
Looking at Diao Weng again, he felt something bad.
This old man may be quite a character!
Mo Zigui looked at Diao Weng: "Who is this senior? Have my two brothers offended senior?"
Just as Liu Bo was about to speak, Diao Weng turned around and glared at him.
"That's right! They threw rocks down the mountain and hit me on the head!"
Mo Zigui narrowed his eyes: "They didn't throw the stone."
Diao Weng said: "Is that what you threw?"
Liu Bo quickly said: "No! It was Lu Chengwen who threw it!"
He pointed at Lu Chengwen and said, "That's him!"
Lu Chengwen shook his head.
"Senior, does your head still hurt?"
"Kind of."
"Drink more hot water."
"Thanks."
Everyone was depressed.
Mo Zigui cupped his fists and handed over his hands: "Senior, I just threw this stone down in anger. It has caused inconvenience to senior. Please forgive me! I am willing to bear all the medical expenses and compensate senior..."
"Inconvenience!?"
Lu Chengwen and Diao Weng shouted almost in unison.
Diao Weng was startled, looked at Lu Chengwen, and thought to himself, why are you saying something to me at the same time? ?
Lu Chengwen said: "Let me tell you, your car blocked senior's car for five minutes, causing inconvenience; you accidentally broke senior's fishing rod, causing inconvenience; now you hit it with such a big stone. Senior’s head!”
Lu Chengwen reached out and took the marble block: "Everyone, look at it! Look at it! Such a big stone hits the head. Fortunately, the seniors have reinforced iron bones and copper heads and iron arms. Otherwise, which good person can bear it!? This is called inconvenience. ? ! This is clearly intentional murder!
Lu Chengwen held up the stone and exhibited it everywhere: "This is a sinful act of killing the senior martial arts masters! This is a cruel atrocity that murders the older generation of martial arts masters! This is the ruthless deprivation and violent assassination of a life! This is..."
Mo Zigui said angrily: "Lu Chengwen! Are you finished yet!?"
Diao Weng gave Mo Zigui a slap in the face: "You're such a loser!"