The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 1312 A Chapter Filled with Tears
Liu Ruyan was furious and gritted her teeth: "Strengthen the formation!"
The four little ghosts released their true energy together, and gradually, the voices from the opposite side began to be heard.
Lu Chengwen: "Where are my fish balls!? Senior brother, it seems that the witch is calling you!"
Long Aotian: "Really? Why didn't I hear it!? Eat, eat, the fish balls are here!"
Zhao Ritian: "Shit-spraying dragon, did you eat my duck blood!?"
Long Aotian: "Bullshit! I never eat duck blood!"
Zhao Ritian: "Then why are your teeth so red?!"
Long Aotian: "I can't have bleeding gums!"
Zhao Ritian: "Bleeding gums? Isn't it just duck blood!?"
Long Aotian: "Are you sick!? Is that the same thing?!"
Lu Chengwen: "Brother, it seems that someone is really calling you! Damn, is that woman's internal force so strong?"
Long Aotian: "Oh, eat, eat, calm down and you will naturally feel cool."
Zhao Ritian: "What's the connection, shit-spraying dragon, you are not afraid of that woman, So you don't dare to say anything, right?"
Long Aotian: "I'm afraid of her! ? I, Long Aotian, can defeat her with a little trick! She and I have been consuming each other in the big formation for five years, and she has never defeated me once!"
Lu Chengwen: "Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, oh my god... Senior Brother, why don't you say something to her? It's annoying to keep moaning here."
Long Aotian: "What time is it now? Ah! When! The pot has just been set up, how can I fight her if I'm not full? Zhao Ritian, let me taste your oil sauce."
Zhao Ritian: "You fucking say another word! ? "
Long Aotian snorted coldly: "Okay, food-protecting stuff."
Zhao Ritian: "Eating, don't ask me to cut you!"
Lu Chengwen: "Senior Brother, what is the name of this witch? She looks pretty!"
"Liu Ruyan."
"Puff...!" Lu Chengwen let go He put down his chopsticks and laughed: "I know that every bad book must have an Emperor Ruyan, ah ah hahaha... Emperor Ruyan, scum, bad, sinister, snobbish... but never ugly, hahaha..."
"What are you talking about!?"
Liu Ruyan was so angry that she roared: "Don't eat! Long Aotian, your friend is in my hand, I'll let you hear the sound!"
"Ah——!" Mo Zigui screamed: "Brothers! Save me! Save me! Save me!"
Zhao Ritian was furious: "Big Brother! Big Brother! Big Brother, is it you? Is it you? Big Brother!"
Mo Zigui roared: "It's me! Stop scolding!"
Zhao Ritian said: "It's my Big Brother! Did you hear it?"
Lu Chengwen looked confused: "No! Is anyone talking?"
Long Aotian spread his hands: "I can't hear it either! Oh, my ears are itchy!"
Mo Zigui almost cried: "Don't be like this!? Why are you pretending!? My voice is almost hoarse! I can hear you pouring wine!"
Zhao Ritian was confused: "You can't hear it!? I can hear it clearly!"
Liu Ruyan seemed to use torture again: "Louder, let them all hear your screams!"
"Ah-witch! Ah-! Ah-!"
Zhao Ritian said angrily: "Witch! Let my eldest senior brother go as soon as possible! Shit-spraying dragon, put down the oil dish!"
Liu Ruyan didn't understand what the other party was doing: "Are you deliberately interrupting? I told you to pretend with me!"
Zhao Ritian was anxious: "Hey! You really can't hear it? I can hear it clearly, my eldest senior brother seems to be tortured!"
Long Aotian said: "Are you hallucinating? Here are the oil dishes. There are so many. What's wrong with me eating some?"
"Oh, thank you. "Zhao Ritian said: "I can really hear it, it's so clear! Hey, where's the meat? You took all the meat I just put down! ? "
Lu Chengwen said: "You must be missing your senior brother too much, so you have hallucinations. If you continue like this, all the meat will be taken away by the senior brother in a while."
Zhao Ritian said angrily: "You and the little monkey have meat on their plates!"
"Fuck! What are you talking about! ? Can you be serious! ? I'm almost tortured to death by them!" Mo Zigui said angrily: "Lu Chengwen, Long Aotian, don't pretend. I was so brave to save you just now. Do you mean to be loyal like this? Is this how the people of Yanzhaomen live in the underworld! ? "
Long Aotian said angrily: "Who asked you to save? You went up and were captured alive. That's called saving people? That's called pretending to be cool but getting caught!"
Mo Zigui roared: "Can't I hear it? Pretend to be cool! ? "
Long Aotian said: "Oh? Scold me! ? "
Mo Zigui said: "I... I was just excited. If you can hear it, just say you can hear it. We have to talk about the solution!"
Liu Ruyan was almost angry to death, and her voice was low:
"Long Aotian, why are you like this now?"
Long Aotian stared at the hot pot, and a pair of chopsticks were scooping meat from it. He said: "You just came to the North Country, and you haven't figured out many things yet. Hey, where are my meatballs? It's not Zhao Ritian, you glutton, you took away all the meatballs before they were cooked! ? "
Liu Ruyan's face turned pale with anger!
"Long Aotian! Don't pretend with me. Do you believe it or not? I will cut off his fingers one by one now!"
Long Aotian said:
"Is it cut like that! ? Really! ? "
Liu Ruyan said angrily: "So, are you coming or not! ? ”
Long Aotian walked over and grabbed the kitchen knife: "The mutton cannot be too thin or too thick. It must be cut by hand to a moderate thickness for a good taste..."
Lu Chengwen said: "Isn't this my first time? The first time I cut it myself."
"Watch it!"
"Yes, the knife skills still depend on the senior brother."
Liu Ruyan roared: "Long Aotian! Your trick is outdated. Are you pretending not to care?! Do you think I will cut his finger?"
Zhao Ritian said angrily: "Witch! Dare to touch my senior brother's finger, I will fight you to the death! Shit-spraying dragon, cut faster, I haven't eaten a bite of meat yet!"
Mo Zigui cried: "Yanxiumen! I will remember you!"
Zhao Ritian said: "Senior brother, don't worry, we have discussed it. We will go to Xuecheng to find my master to discuss countermeasures. You must hold on, you must hold on! We can't lose the face of our Yuelongmen! Don't be a coward!"
"Fuck you, Zhao Ritian!"
The communication was interrupted.
Liu Ruyan's face was pale, and she turned back to look at Mo Zigui.
Mo Zigui looked at her: "Do you understand? They don't care whether I live or die!"
Liu Ruyan shook her head: "No, I know Long Aotian... He is not that kind of person! He is... He looks down on me! He thinks I am not brave enough!"
Mo Zigui was stunned: "No, absolutely not, believe me, our relationship is really bad! How you cut me, they don't care..."
...
Zhao Ritian ate the hand-cut mutton dipped in oil and nodded: "Oh, it smells so good--!"
Long Aotian smiled: "So, the thickness of hand-cut mutton is very particular!"
Lu Chengwen took a bite and raised his glass: "Let's drink a glass! Pray for the senior brother of Yuelongmen!"
"Good!" Everyone responded in unison.