The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 1261: Fen Shao's First Aid Measures
Tie Jianshu and others who were waiting at the door saw that Lu Chengwen didn't send her off, but one of Lu Chengwen's... women?
Or his subordinates?
Lu Chengwen's personal life is really messy.
Jiang Xiaohu looked at Hua Xuening's blushing face and shy eyes, and instantly "suddenly realized".
This girl wanted to show me goodwill and establish a relationship with our Jiang family.
Alas, the dumber the person, the more stupid he will be when he gets angry.
Jiang Xiaohu's smile was a little cold: "Xue Ning, just say what you want to say."
Hua Xue Ning said: "I'm sorry."
Jiang Xiaohu confirmed his guess again and tried to be polite: "Sorry Xue Ning, I don't plan to take a concubine, I can't help you."
"What are you thinking!?" Hua Xue Ning felt funny: "Do you think I seduce you?"
"No?"
Hua Xue Ning's shyness was swept away: "I don't like you, you have a stern face every day, pretending to be a big shot, it's so boring. How can you compare to my master who laughs every day and is so lovable!"
Jiang Xiaohu was stunned.
I am the Tiger Palace of the Jiang family, but I am not as good as a smooth-talking Lu Chengwen! ?
Hua Xuening was afraid that Jiang Xiaohu would misunderstand, so she quickly explained very seriously:
"I'm sorry, I made you misunderstand, but please don't misunderstand me. I don't have any feelings towards you, really. If you weren't my master's sworn brother, with good kung fu and a strong background, I wouldn't bother to care about you, really, don't misunderstand me."
Tie Jianshu and others not only didn't feel disobedient, but they all lowered their heads and held back their laughter.
Hu Dian's face didn't look good either, but you couldn't get angry with Hua Xuening like this.
Jiang Xiaohu was embarrassed: "I misunderstood..."
"You misunderstood!" Hua Xue Ning said: "My master is like the sun in the sky, and you are at best the sensor light in the toilet, which will only light up for a while, and will go out again if you don't slap it."
Jiang Xiaohu nodded: "I understand."
"In Xue Ning's heart, there is only the master! Compared with the master, you are not even as good as his little toe, no...wait, the little toe is a bit of an exaggeration for you, let me think about it..."
Jiang Xiaohu hurriedly said: "Don't think about it, I can't compare to him. "
"Oh, it's not that I can't compare, it's that I can't compare! You still don't understand, let me think, it's just... if my master has a big meal, you eat it, and then digest it..."
"Okay, okay, I really understand, I understand."
"Do you really understand?"
"I understand." Jiang Xiaohu said: "Then what are you going to do by following me out?"
Hua Xuening blushed: "I really thought about it before, I will practice hard, and then I will kill you to vent my master's anger."
"Oh."
"But today I found that you are quite Good, I've decided to forgive you."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome. But you have to help my master. My master is very loyal. He never treats his friends unfairly, but he treated me a little unfairly."
"Did he treat you unfairly?"
"Of course!" Hua Xue Ning said: "He only likes me during the day, and lets Xiao Hua and I live alone at night. Tell me, why can Shi Yin and Mei Shao accompany him every night, and Xiao Hua and I are not bad either?"
Jiang Xiaohu was overwhelmed: "Xue Ning, I have something to do, I have to go."
"Hey! Don't go! I was just about to tell you about this. You are the master's elder brother, and your words are very useful."
"It is not convenient for me to participate in your family affairs..."
"But you are the elder brother, you can put some pressure on him. Just tell him that I am also good. I have secretly tried those clothes and the effect is good! I think it is good!"
Jiang Xiaohu is going crazy: "Xue Ning, see you later."
He broke free from Hua Xue Ning's hand and ran like he was running for his life: "Go, go, go, go..."
Tie Jianshu held back his laughter, bowed to Hua Xue Ning, and led people to chase after him.
Hua Xue Ning stomped his feet in anger: "I am not shy anymore, you run so fast! Useless guy! My master never feels shy when talking about these things!"
...
Ouyang Fen was stabbed in many holes and wanted to cry but had no tears.
The five little strong men protected him and came to the old villa.
"Mr. Cuckoo! Mr. Cuckoo!"
Ming Disha was wearing a hat and a mask: "What are you doing? Uh, no... what can I do for you?"
"I was stabbed again!"
"Oh, it's true! What kind of fetish is this, Master Ouyang? Do you like being stabbed?"
"No, stop messing with me, give me treatment!"
"Okay, okay! But I have something to do now, I have to go out."
"What's the hurry?"
"The supermarket next door is having a big sale, if you go to the class, you will get a pound of eggs, and if you can answer the questions correctly and get the teacher's approval, you will also get a basin."
Ouyang Fen's mind was a little blank for a moment.
"I'm still bleeding here! Why are you bringing eggs and basins?"
"This is a rare opportunity! The organizer said that it is to thank new and old customers for their kindness over the years. I haven't been kind to them, but they still thank me. Shouldn't we seize the opportunity?"
"I'll give you eggs and basins!"
"What are you talking about! Is this about eggs and basins? This is about whether I can get a bargain at the supermarket!"
Ouyang Fen feels that Mr. Cuckoo has been getting weirder recently.
"Save me! Save me!"
"Okay, okay, I'll let my assistant do the surgery for you."
"Can he do it?"
"Oh, you just have some skin and internal injuries. Just disinfect and sew them up and let your body's immunity heal them."
"Really?"
"What's wrong? I've always treated it this way."
"Hey! Wait a minute!"
Bugu took out a large syringe, and Ouyang Fen was scared to death: "Hey, hey, hey, this syringe is thicker than my thigh! Is it for people!?"
"It's for whales. It will expire if you don't use it. You have to make do with it."
"Stop talking nonsense! I don't want injections! You are sick, you are fucking sick!"
To Wu Xiaoqiang: "Let's go, take me to find another doctor!"
Ah Hu said: "Master, hold on, you can't be afraid of illness!"
Ouyang Fen opened his eyes wide: "Is this a matter of being afraid of illness? Didn't you see that he was going to stab me with a human cannon!?"
Fu Bo said: "Big means the medicine is strong!"
Ouyang Fen said angrily: "Then it's for whales! Am I a whale!?"
Along's logic was very clear at this moment: "Master, think about it, even whales can be killed, let alone your small body!?"
Ouyang Fen pointed at Along: "Get lost! I won't fight!"
Axiao said: "Master is a little afraid of injections, everyone hold the master down, hold him down!"
Ouyang Fen struggled hard: "Let me go, hey! This is not a joke, it will kill people!"
Ayin said: "It may not die, Master, be brave!"
Ouyang Fen was about to cry: "Five dads, what the hell are you guys from!?"
Ming Disha held the syringe and commanded: "Turn over, turn over, yes, let his butt stick up!"
Ouyang Fen cried: "It's just a few words! I confessed, isn't it enough!?"