The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!

Chapter 1237 They Are All Scumbags

When Zhao Ritian saw it, he was so angry that he stamped his feet and cursed: "This bastard! How shady!"

Then he went to discuss with the two stone statues: "Hey, can you let him come out?"

"Can."

The ape statue said: "If you give me a punch, I will let him out."

Zhao Ritian thought for a while: "Okay!"

The ape image gritted its teeth, punched Zhao Ritian in the face, and shouted at the same time: "Who the hell are you calling ugly!?"

The dragon statue flew up and kicked Zhao Ritian. The two stone statues cornered Zhao Ritian and kicked him.

Both stone statues gnashed their teeth and kicked them.

Zhao Ritian huddled in the corner, vomiting blood and shouting: "That's enough! That's enough! Didn't you say give me a punch... Oh, it hurts..."

The ape jumped up and kicked down: "You little bitch, you are talking nonsense as soon as you come in. Do you think I have a penis? I am a stone statue, what can I do?"

The dragon statue also kicked him to death: "Am I uglier than him? I am a dragon! Do you know what you are doing? We are staying in a secret realm, what can we do if we have a penis? Little bitch, I will kick you to death!"

The ape shouted: "Kick him in the balls, kick him in the balls, let him show off!"

The dragon statue said: "Spread your legs, spread them quickly! I'll let you see if I have a penis!"

Lu Chengwen stood in front of the two doors, turning a deaf ear to the atrocities behind him.

Trying hard to see if there are any clues.

At this time, Tianmen suddenly appeared again out of thin air, and Long Aotian was ejected.

After Long Aotian came out, he was covered in injuries, vomiting blood, and knelt on the ground gasping for air.

Long Xiang, Yuan Xiang and Zhao Ritian all stopped and looked back at Long Aotian.

Zhao Ritian wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth: "Damn..."

Long Aotian crawled to the side, reluctantly sat up, leaned against the wall, and gasped: "Damn...how could this happen..."

Zhao Ritian crawled over: "What's wrong? How is it inside?"

Long Aotian looked at him: "Oh, it's okay. There are a lot of martial arts techniques, magical weapons, immortal herbs, elixirs, wine and holy water... It's like a fairyland on earth."

"Then why did you do this?"

"I accidentally fell." Long Aotian put a hand on Zhao Ritian's shoulder: "Brother Ritian, I think about it, you are indeed the proud son of heaven. In the future, you will save the world, police evil and eliminate rape, and maintain world peace. , it’s up to you, so I give it to you, Tianmen.”

Zhao Ritian nodded: "Okay! That's interesting."

He stood up and strode directly to the door of Dimen. He turned around and said with a smile: "Long Aotian, why do you think I'm stupid? I'll leave Tianmen to you. I'll go to Dimen for a walk."

He said and dove in head first.

Long Aotian opened his eyes wide: "Damn, he is so smart!"

The dragon statue and the ape statue shook their heads together: "Not necessarily, not necessarily."

Long Aotian suddenly remembered something: "Seniors, how did I get out of the underground gate just now?"

"Oh, that's because Zhao Ritian is willing to accept our punch! So we can drag you out!" said the ape statue.

Long Aotian thought for a moment: "What if I am also willing to take a punch from you?"

"Then let's drag him back from the underground gate."

Long Aotian laughed loudly: "Okay! You two seniors, beat me up!"

The dragon statue and the ape statue looked at each other and nodded together. Then the dragon statue knocked Long Aotian over with a punch, and the two seniors started the beating mode again.

Long Aotian wailed: "Isn't it just a punch!? You are shameless! You are shameless!"

Dragon Statue: "I'm a scoundrel!? OK, OK! You brought a fool in to humiliate me. I'm a scoundrel!?"

Ape Image: "He said we are ugly! Are we ugly!?"

Long Aotian cried and shouted: "He said, why should he hit me!?"

Dragon Statue: "Did you laugh when he said that!? Do you think I didn't see it!?"

Ape Image: "You are smiling so happily, I will kick you to death, you little bastard!"

Long Aotian cried and howled: "I was laughing at him for getting beaten! I wasn't laughing at the two seniors... and it was because he said you didn't have a penis that I secretly laughed!"

When Long Xiang heard this, he became angry and slapped him with a big mouth: "You admit that you laughed now!?"

Long Aotian pointed at Lu Chengwen: "He smiled too!"

The monkey became angry when he heard this, slapped his big mouth, pointed at Long Aotian, and kept pointing... pointing...

Long Aotian covered his face and shed tears: "You just can't remember what to say, so you just slap me, right?"

The ape became angry when he heard this, and slapped him with a big mouth: "Now that I think about it!"

The door to the ground suddenly reopened, and Zhao Ritian fell back with a swish, and rolled far away before stopping.

At this time, Zhao Ritian was covered in wounds, a mouthful of old blood spurted out, and he said with difficulty: "Change...change the door..."

The two stone statues walked over with Long Aotian: "Is the gate of the earth so dangerous!?"

Zhao Ritian shook his head, turned over with difficulty, and lay on the ground: "Damn... I almost died in there."

Long Aotian saw the human door and rushed over immediately. Just as he was about to break in, he stopped raising his feet and looked back at the dragon and ape statues: "Seniors, will this human door be more dangerous?"

The two stone statues waved their hands: "No, no, absolutely not!"

"Go in, go in, this door is great!"

"Yes, yes, I even want to go in and have a look, but it's a pity that I'm a stone and can't get in!"

Long Aotian looked at them suspiciously, feeling something was wrong.

Zhao Ritian also climbed up and took the pill: "It seems that these three doors are extremely dangerous. Damn, it's hard to get out alive."

Long Aotian thought for a while: "Chengwen, how about... you try the human door? We have tried one each."

Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian: "Big Brother, do you really want to kill me?"

Long Aotian was stunned: "Oh, isn't that in the alley... Are you anxious? We are brothers from the same sect. It's been so long, don't you know me?"

Long Aotian approached Lu Chengwen: "I just want to kill Zhao Ritian."

Lu Chengwen nodded: "Okay, human door, I'll try."

Zhao Ritian came over: "Go, we'll pull you back."

Lu Chengwen nodded, walked to the door of the human door, and took a deep breath.

I felt again that the human door... seemed to be calling me.

From the beginning, there was an intuition, but it was flickering, and Lu Chengwen was not sure if it was his illusion.

Now, it is certain that the two people are very dangerous, and the human gate is either a life gate or... may be more dangerous than the other two gates.

Lu Chengwen looked back at them: "Remember to pull me out."

The two nodded together.

Lu Chengwen adjusted his mood, gritted his teeth, and went in.

The whole space was quiet.

After a long time, Zhao Ritian said: "Long Aotian, it's time to pull him back."

Long Aotian glanced at Zhao Ritian: "Why don't you pull him back?"

"You are the eldest brother, you promised!"

"You also promised!"

Zhao Ritian said angrily: "Do you want to regret it!? Hurry up and go over to get beaten, and pull Lu Chengwen back."

Long Aotian laughed: "In the secret realm, if he died by himself, it can't be blamed on others. If you are affectionate, you come to pull him!"

Zhao Ritian looked at Long Aotian and gritted his teeth: "You... scum!"

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